Gym sins

I'll start:

> has a swimming pool but guess what? It's hogged 80% of the time but pupils doing swimming classes (not that it needs to have it, just a cool bonus)
> shoe box unisex changing room without fricking lockers (wtf)
> no free one time pass or at least an ability to discount membership by how much you paid for daily pass
> when you pay for membership you still gotta get le special key but you can only get it at the reception hours which is 2 hours per day, not in a row, and only on some days, not even every work day
> closes down on holidays (fricking unforgivable)
> the dumbbell section is on le elevated platform for no fricking reason so you always end up stabbing against it
> stupid fricking machines like GG/BG but no hack squats or something cool like that

That's all I can remember for now

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like home gym master race wins yet again.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > no cables (pretty much always)
      > can't loudly drop weights
      > no one will spot you
      > gl moving ever

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >old house
        >detached garage old
        >previous owner had it as a bar slash cinema
        >ripped everything out for gym
        >can blast tunes and drop weights
        >dgaf about the walls or floors
        >sumo strength sells cable machine with 100kg for like 1400. BIL got a marketplace cable for $200.

        You were saying?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what's BIL

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Brother in-law

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              alright you got it good

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >curling in squat rack
    >moving dumbbells into the sauna
    >moving pylometric boxes into the freeweight area
    >people walking really close to your arms/bumping into you while they return weights
    >people sitting down just to watch sports center with weights
    >that person who circuit trains and has a bunch of shit
    >anybody who brings a bag with them to each exercise
    >yelling in a smith machine
    >girls with no ass that wear those lifting/contoured skintight shit
    >anybody throwing those dumbass balls against a wall. Such a silly exercise
    >sauna suit in a sauna
    >sumo deadlifts
    >zoomer haircut, wife beater, plaid pajama pants
    >somebody visibly trying to just lift more than you because they are insecure.

    Commercial gyms are hell. I’m considering finding/making a private gym

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sexo

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Dumbbell rack set on shuffle with no two of the same weight next to each other until 50lbs+
    >Shitty mumble rap on the speakers
    >Only 2 squat racks
    >Steam room/sauna out of order and has been for months

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Took off my shirt mid set and mogged some fat guys and got lots of mires. The hate on their faces was worth it

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my new gym has a pool should i use it?
    what are the pros and cons?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is there AIDS in it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no i live in asia, but there's chlorine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      swimming is literally the best cardio

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >unisex changing rooms
    Countdown til a minority rapes some girl

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > wearing gloves
    > more than 2 sets of dumbbells on the ground next to your bench
    > not wiping down sweaty bench after using it
    > my old LA shitness tried to force me to use a free personal training session.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >more machines than free weights
    >allows teenagers
    >allows non-whites
    >allows women
    >has student discount memberships (just attracts basedboys that sit on their phones for 10m between sets

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >indoor track that goes through the middle of the weight room
    >back to back squat racks where you have to stare into the eyes of the person squatting in front of you
    >lockers that require you to bring your own lock

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > squat racks so close to each other, that when your squat neighbour squattin, you better not be changing your plate boy!

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >4 roman chairs
    >no GHD
    WHY?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > moronic club pop shit or club pop mixes of actually good music. FFS just put on some metal or rock, or gangsta rap

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > Bench rack is not in line with the ceiling structure lines triggering my autism
    I can't be the only one

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