>he doesn't regularly expose his balls, taint, and butthole to direct sunlight
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>he doesn't regularly expose his balls, taint, and asshole to direct sunlight
Just go to a gay bar if you're that desperate
Nah, he's right. I've got a spot innawoods where I do this sometimes. It sounds ridiculous but it works.
Do you regularly get fricked in the ass by innawoods homosexuals too?
No...? There's generally nobody else around for miles
>but it works
It does nothing
It has the same results as sun hitting your bare chest, but greater:
>Improved energy
>Higher test if you care about that
>Vitamin D
>Increased production of pheromones
>Better circulation
Also boosts sperm/testicular health
You have no proof for any of that because its 100% made up
>Dad, there's a really weird deer over there
Saw a pretty hot video of a guy cruising where he would sit like OP and people could suck his wiener or finger his butthole while he jerked off
>why yes, I do enjoy sunbathing in the cat cow position so my genitals can be exposed to the sunlight
>how could you tell?
lel
lol looks like my man lives in a meth motel
sunning your nethers is based though. I do it daily
oh boy skin cancer on the dick!
>those heel cracks
why not just use a red light lamp?
>paying for something its free giving by nature
Are you an american?
>red light lamp?
because heating your balls is counter productive
what you want is UV
>what you want is UV
Wrong end of the sprectrum
No. Right end. UV boosts vitD boosts test. Heating your balls impedes their function. They're outside your body to stay cool.
>red light means heat
Brainlet
Looks like you're right outside a playground fence
>my butthole POV
There are very little studies on this but people still want to believe in it so badly.