>he doesn't regularly expose his balls, taint, and asshole to direct sunlight

>he doesn't regularly expose his balls, taint, and butthole to direct sunlight
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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just go to a gay bar if you're that desperate

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, he's right. I've got a spot innawoods where I do this sometimes. It sounds ridiculous but it works.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you regularly get fricked in the ass by innawoods homosexuals too?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          No...? There's generally nobody else around for miles

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but it works
        It does nothing

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          It has the same results as sun hitting your bare chest, but greater:
          >Improved energy
          >Higher test if you care about that
          >Vitamin D
          >Increased production of pheromones
          >Better circulation
          Also boosts sperm/testicular health

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have no proof for any of that because its 100% made up

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dad, there's a really weird deer over there

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saw a pretty hot video of a guy cruising where he would sit like OP and people could suck his wiener or finger his butthole while he jerked off

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why yes, I do enjoy sunbathing in the cat cow position so my genitals can be exposed to the sunlight
    >how could you tell?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol looks like my man lives in a meth motel

    sunning your nethers is based though. I do it daily

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh boy skin cancer on the dick!

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >those heel cracks

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    why not just use a red light lamp?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >paying for something its free giving by nature
      Are you an american?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >red light lamp?
      because heating your balls is counter productive

      what you want is UV

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what you want is UV
        Wrong end of the sprectrum

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. Right end. UV boosts vitD boosts test. Heating your balls impedes their function. They're outside your body to stay cool.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >red light means heat
        Brainlet

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like you're right outside a playground fence

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my butthole POV

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are very little studies on this but people still want to believe in it so badly.

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