>He puts his phone in his pocket. >He heats his food in plastic. >He frequently wears polyester clothing

>He puts his phone in his pocket
>He heats his food in plastic
>He frequently wears polyester clothing
>He doesn't have a cold shower to cool his testicles.
>He has air fresheners in his house
>He has air fresheners in his car
>He doesn't sleep fully naked
>He has scented candles
>He touches receipts

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yep, u forgot
    >he's bigger than u
    >he gets 1000x more pussy than u
    stay mad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mandatory 1000X0=0 post retard

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>He puts his phone in his pocket
    where else do i put it?
    >>He heats his food in plastic
    no
    >>He frequently wears polyester clothing
    i dont know what polyester is
    >>He doesn't have a cold shower to cool his testicles.
    i do
    >>He has air fresheners in his house
    no
    >>He has air fresheners in his car
    no
    >>He doesn't sleep fully naked
    whats the point
    >>He has scented candles
    no
    >>He touches receipts
    no

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Where else do I put it
      You either put it in a bag that you carry, or, if you must, then you take a jacket and hold the jacket out so that it does not clang against your balls.

      >Do not know what polyester is
      Educate yourself

      >Whats the point
      The coldness of a naked sleep cools your testicles.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        youre sleeping in your own feces if you sleep naked

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          based

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its literally true - you fart a lot during sleep and when you fart, little drops of fecal matter come out and come straight in your bedsheets, meanwhile underwear can block these drops

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but i dont think he asked?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I have transcended the need for farding (and also shidding)
              I have become something greater than man.
              I am ascended (and I have a monster dong)

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              stop shitting yourself you american swine, ass too stretched out from being a gay?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I bet I wash my bedsheets more often than you wash your underwear.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wash your ass

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >carrying a fagbag

        ISHYGDDT

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >so that it does not clang against your balls
        Never in my entire life has my phone make contact with my balls, specially when wearing jeans, you should stop wearing skin tight jeans and I bet you make you phone clank with your balls on purpose, effeminate schizo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how is having the phone close to the balls harmful?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          EMF's, put it on airplane mode

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            All of them or just certain frequencies?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so you put it in a jacket pocket? I thought you were against having phones in pockets.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kek you guys are schizos I'm not even joking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Kek you guys are schizos I'm not even joking

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's a list on what to avoid to be a man
    >Posts anime

    Pottery

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Floch is based

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >3638▶
        >

        >Here's a list on what to avoid to be a man


        >Posts anime

        Pottery (You)
        >Floch is based
        I don't know this reference, as I am not mentally ill

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >posts scizho rant about how to boost test and be a real man
    >posts a picture of Floch the raging manlet cuck that pussied out on almost every occasion

    God i love this board

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn’t take ice baths 2x per day
    I do
    >he doesn’t routinely enter the woods for days at a time to stalk prey
    I do
    >he doesn’t subsist off prey self killed for protein
    I do
    >he doesn’t trap beavers and coat his skin in their musk and fat for sexual gains
    I do
    >he doesn’t routinely climb rockfaces without gear or suspension
    I do
    >he doesn’t hunt russian boar by roping off horseback and spearing/using a bowie knife to end them
    I do
    >he doesn’t bearhunt with a spear and engage them from blinds
    I do
    >he can’t draw a vietnamese laying bow with arm strength alone
    I can
    and guess what, I have a febreze freshener right next to my fucking gun cabinet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      reddit moment

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is it that since ive been binging AOT i keep seeing it here and never before. but yes ur right and based ill also add
    >he uses wireless earphones
    >he doesnt put his phone on airplane mode when not using
    >he doesnt turn devices off at night
    >he looks at blue light after sunset

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why is it that since ive been binging AOT i keep seeing it here and never before.
      Baader-Meinhof

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he watches anime

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >me inhaling my perfectly filtered air as I awake naked on the ground covered only by a weighted yak hide to the sound of my wife making eggs in grass-fed ghee on the cast iron stove

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck do you expect to carry a phone in anything other than your pocket? You need to pull out your phone and answer it quickly, pocket makes the most sense.

    >just put your phone in your jacket
    I don't wear a jacket 365 days a year because I live in a warm climate. Phones also don't fit in shirt front-pockets.
    >just carry a fag purse
    This is the most autistic and gay of all the choices. You're either a fedora-tipping M'lady neckbeard or a turbo-fag who ironically carries a purse.
    >carry your phone in your back pocket
    Every phone is a cumbersome mini-tablet now. Back pocket not an option. I used to own a smaller phone, loved that thing, but the camera was shit. Phones got way bigger for no good reason.
    >don't carry a cell phone
    I wouldn't, but everyone else does, and expects you to as well, or they get fucking worried. Plus I need it for work in case I need to check my emails, or log in remote, and the apps for doing so only work on android and iphone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >just carry a fag purse
      I just wear a fanny pack everywhere.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How the fuck do you expect to carry a phone in anything other than your pocket? You need to pull out your phone and answer it quickly, pocket makes the most sense.

        >just put your phone in your jacket
        I don't wear a jacket 365 days a year because I live in a warm climate. Phones also don't fit in shirt front-pockets.
        >just carry a fag purse
        This is the most autistic and gay of all the choices. You're either a fedora-tipping M'lady neckbeard or a turbo-fag who ironically carries a purse.
        >carry your phone in your back pocket
        Every phone is a cumbersome mini-tablet now. Back pocket not an option. I used to own a smaller phone, loved that thing, but the camera was shit. Phones got way bigger for no good reason.
        >don't carry a cell phone
        I wouldn't, but everyone else does, and expects you to as well, or they get fucking worried. Plus I need it for work in case I need to check my emails, or log in remote, and the apps for doing so only work on android and iphone.

        >Where else do I put it
        You either put it in a bag that you carry, or, if you must, then you take a jacket and hold the jacket out so that it does not clang against your balls.

        >Do not know what polyester is
        Educate yourself

        >Whats the point
        The coldness of a naked sleep cools your testicles.

        cross-body bag by Supreme or Vans "Wade" model in black is practical af for storing phone wallet keys if no jacket or pockets in gym joggers or shorts

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How much for 5 g weed?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Uhhh ... thanks mr. dealer

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I don't have a drug dealing bag

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've never had a jacket where I couldn't fit a phone in the front pocket

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's 93 degrees outside today. Last week it was 102. If you wore a jacket today you'd die.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's funny, because it's the amerigolem who is the most garden gnomed human variant on earth

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true it's easier to sleep on your back if you get a tatami mat, a pillow, and 1 sheet?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >avoids all those things and dies from cancer at 50 anyway cause shit genes

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he is a smelly retard with oily hair because he thinks washing your hair every day is... LE BAD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you get only hair after 1 day
      are you entirely sure about this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        take a shower stinky

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes, and I have sex
    do you?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >touching receipts apparently makes you unmanly now
    okay schizo
    what even is the reasoning here? Are you afraid of absorbing receipt estrogen through your fingers or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the immense amounts of BPA

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the immense amount of BPA
        you're not supposed to eat the receipt

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          your skin is a giant mouth it absorbs everything

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            try staying hydrated by putting water on your skin :3
            touch some moldy bread and see if infection overtakes you :3
            rub protein powder on your skin for more gains :3

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              water on the skin does hydrate and these are all strawmen

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it hydrates the uppermost layer dummy, its not making it into your dermis

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >your skin is a giant mouth
            That would be fucking weird if my skin was a mouth. I think you should see a doctor anon.

            The entire purpose of your skin is to protect your body from foreign things, and now you're telling me it actually absorbs whatever touches it? Even solid objects like receipts?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >your skin is a giant mouth it absorbs everything
            The molecular weight of a substance needs to be below around 500 daltons for it to have a chance of transdermal absorption.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post body

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had to touch receipts as a cashier constantly and by the time I quit I was afflicted to alcohol and opioids
    Coincidence? Maybe so

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >touches receipt once

  21. 1 month ago
    mr. FRESH

    I unironically have 12 black ice little tree car fresheners in my car

    you can smell my car from maybe 30 feet away with the windows closed

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some of these make sense but what are receipts supposed to do?
    >He touches receipts

    If it's because they are dirty then money is more dirty and you touch that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No. There's this new schizo thing about store receipts being estrogenic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not about estrogen, son. It's been known for decades that reciepts are coated in a variety of known carcinogens that yes, you can indeed absorb through your skin. Not touching them is a very easy and simple thing to do.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >receipts
      >actual cash: notes or coins

      OHHH NO NO NO: EVERYTHING MUST BE DIGITAL TO BE BASED AND COOL.

      LE ZOOMER FEARS THE ACTUAL PHYSICAL WORLD.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the problem with the phone in the pocket?

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