>He puts his phone in his pocket
>He heats his food in plastic
>He frequently wears polyester clothing
>He doesn't have a cold shower to cool his testicles.
>He has air fresheners in his house
>He has air fresheners in his car
>He doesn't sleep fully naked
>He has scented candles
>He touches receipts
yep, u forgot
>he's bigger than u
>he gets 1000x more pussy than u
stay mad
mandatory 1000X0=0 post moron
>>He puts his phone in his pocket
where else do i put it?
>>He heats his food in plastic
no
>>He frequently wears polyester clothing
i dont know what polyester is
>>He doesn't have a cold shower to cool his testicles.
i do
>>He has air fresheners in his house
no
>>He has air fresheners in his car
no
>>He doesn't sleep fully naked
whats the point
>>He has scented candles
no
>>He touches receipts
no
>Where else do I put it
You either put it in a bag that you carry, or, if you must, then you take a jacket and hold the jacket out so that it does not clang against your balls.
>Do not know what polyester is
Educate yourself
>Whats the point
The coldness of a naked sleep cools your testicles.
youre sleeping in your own feces if you sleep naked
based
its literally true - you fart a lot during sleep and when you fart, little drops of fecal matter come out and come straight in your bedsheets, meanwhile underwear can block these drops
Yeah but i dont think he asked?
I have transcended the need for farding (and also shidding)
I have become something greater than man.
I am ascended (and I have a monster dong)
stop shitting yourself you american swine, ass too stretched out from being a homosexual?
I bet I wash my bedsheets more often than you wash your underwear.
wash your ass
>carrying a gaybag
ISHYGDDT
>so that it does not clang against your balls
Never in my entire life has my phone make contact with my balls, specially when wearing jeans, you should stop wearing skin tight jeans and I bet you make you phone clank with your balls on purpose, effeminate schizo
how is having the phone close to the balls harmful?
EMF's, put it on airplane mode
All of them or just certain frequencies?
so you put it in a jacket pocket? I thought you were against having phones in pockets.
Kek you guys are schizos I'm not even joking
>Kek you guys are schizos I'm not even joking
>Here's a list on what to avoid to be a man
>Posts anime
Pottery
Floch is based
>3638▶
>
>Posts anime
Pottery (You)
>Floch is based
I don't know this reference, as I am not mentally ill
cringe
So?
>posts scizho rant about how to boost test and be a real man
>posts a picture of Floch the raging manlet cuck that pussied out on almost every occasion
God i love this board
>he doesn’t take ice baths 2x per day
I do
>he doesn’t routinely enter the woods for days at a time to stalk prey
I do
>he doesn’t subsist off prey self killed for protein
I do
>he doesn’t trap beavers and coat his skin in their musk and fat for sexual gains
I do
>he doesn’t routinely climb rockfaces without gear or suspension
I do
>he doesn’t hunt russian boar by roping off horseback and spearing/using a bowie knife to end them
I do
>he doesn’t bearhunt with a spear and engage them from blinds
I do
>he can’t draw a vietnamese laying bow with arm strength alone
I can
and guess what, I have a febreze freshener right next to my fricking gun cabinet
reddit moment
why is it that since ive been binging AOT i keep seeing it here and never before. but yes ur right and based ill also add
>he uses wireless earphones
>he doesnt put his phone on airplane mode when not using
>he doesnt turn devices off at night
>he looks at blue light after sunset
>why is it that since ive been binging AOT i keep seeing it here and never before.
Baader-Meinhof
>he watches anime
>me inhaling my perfectly filtered air as I awake naked on the ground covered only by a weighted yak hide to the sound of my wife making eggs in grass-fed ghee on the cast iron stove
How the frick do you expect to carry a phone in anything other than your pocket? You need to pull out your phone and answer it quickly, pocket makes the most sense.
>just put your phone in your jacket
I don't wear a jacket 365 days a year because I live in a warm climate. Phones also don't fit in shirt front-pockets.
>just carry a gay purse
This is the most autistic and gay of all the choices. You're either a fedora-tipping M'lady neckbeard or a turbo-gay who ironically carries a purse.
>carry your phone in your back pocket
Every phone is a cumbersome mini-tablet now. Back pocket not an option. I used to own a smaller phone, loved that thing, but the camera was shit. Phones got way bigger for no good reason.
>don't carry a cell phone
I wouldn't, but everyone else does, and expects you to as well, or they get fricking worried. Plus I need it for work in case I need to check my emails, or log in remote, and the apps for doing so only work on android and iphone.
>just carry a gay purse
I just wear a fanny pack everywhere.
cross-body bag by Supreme or Vans "Wade" model in black is practical af for storing phone wallet keys if no jacket or pockets in gym joggers or shorts
How much for 5 g weed?
Uhhh ... thanks mr. dealer
I don't have a drug dealing bag
I've never had a jacket where I couldn't fit a phone in the front pocket
It's 93 degrees outside today. Last week it was 102. If you wore a jacket today you'd die.
it's funny, because it's the amerigolem who is the most israelited human variant on earth
Is it true it's easier to sleep on your back if you get a tatami mat, a pillow, and 1 sheet?
>avoids all those things and dies from cancer at 50 anyway cause shit genes
>he is a smelly moron with oily hair because he thinks washing your hair every day is... LE BAD
>you get only hair after 1 day
are you entirely sure about this?
take a shower stinky
yes, and I have sex
do you?
>touching receipts apparently makes you unmanly now
okay schizo
what even is the reasoning here? Are you afraid of absorbing receipt estrogen through your fingers or something?
the immense amounts of BPA
>the immense amount of BPA
you're not supposed to eat the receipt
your skin is a giant mouth it absorbs everything
try staying hydrated by putting water on your skin :3
touch some moldy bread and see if infection overtakes you :3
rub protein powder on your skin for more gains :3
water on the skin does hydrate and these are all strawmen
it hydrates the uppermost layer dummy, its not making it into your dermis
>your skin is a giant mouth
That would be fricking weird if my skin was a mouth. I think you should see a doctor anon.
The entire purpose of your skin is to protect your body from foreign things, and now you're telling me it actually absorbs whatever touches it? Even solid objects like receipts?
>your skin is a giant mouth it absorbs everything
The molecular weight of a substance needs to be below around 500 daltons for it to have a chance of transdermal absorption.
post body
I had to touch receipts as a cashier constantly and by the time I quit I was afflicted to alcohol and opioids
Coincidence? Maybe so
>touches receipt once
I unironically have 12 black ice little tree car fresheners in my car
you can smell my car from maybe 30 feet away with the windows closed
Some of these make sense but what are receipts supposed to do?
>He touches receipts
If it's because they are dirty then money is more dirty and you touch that.
No. There's this new schizo thing about store receipts being estrogenic
It's not about estrogen, son. It's been known for decades that reciepts are coated in a variety of known carcinogens that yes, you can indeed absorb through your skin. Not touching them is a very easy and simple thing to do.
>receipts
>actual cash: notes or coins
OHHH NO NO NO: EVERYTHING MUST BE DIGITAL TO BE BASED AND COOL.
LE ZOOMER FEARS THE ACTUAL PHYSICAL WORLD.
What's the problem with the phone in the pocket?