23 year old 5'10 virgin here.
How can I become a Chad? Is it too late for me? If I gymmax how do you project that my options will improve?
Pic related is me, I am skinny af and look like a skeleton under those clothes btw.
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Here's a less flattering picture
This is an obvious bait but you should get a better haircut peter barfer.
I'm serious this isn't bait, I have been in major blackpill depression for the last week and I'm more motivated than ever to turn my life around, now or never.
You got potential, get a better haircut and start lifting
What kind of haircut would I look good with?
Also here's my skinny arms, I'm naturally very lean, can I somehow use this to my advantage and look buff but really cut? What kinds of workouts should I do to accomplish this?
Post time stamp.
I'm in bed in my pajamas and the lights are off, but I'm seriously just asking for help, I'm not pretending to be someone else and I'm not as attractive as you think, or else I would probably have different results irl than online.
Anyway I just found a Zyzz workout program and I think I'm going to start using it.
My real important question for everyone right now though, is will getting ripped improve my dating prospects? If by the time I'm 15 I have a perfect body would I I have a shot at the 18-19 year old girls I didn't get or will I still be forced to settle for 25+ roasties with ugly tattoos and stuff and be expected to pretend like I'm grateful?
I'm never going to get back the years I lost but can I make up for them?
> by the time I'm 15
Meant to say 25, typo
Assuming you aren't real you need a shorter haircut and lose the homosexual tiktok chain outfit your look right now is very sexually ambigious i though you were a trans man at first.
Here's my most recent picture, I know it looks like a cringe tiktok pfp, but that one that you're replying to is actually almost a year old
This guy is about 10 times better looking than me so this is clearly bait
If you are attractive you can date younger easy as far as I can tell. I know 27 year olds getting with 19 year olds and a 32 year old with a 21 year old. No clue when age becomes a barrier just make sure you don't go bald and wrinkly at least. Take finasteride (from hims or keeps or doctor), use sunscreen everyday, avoid the sun, wear hats. Start using Retin-A (tell derm/doctor you have acne problem and he should give it to you). Also have a stable and income and stuff. The more stuff you have (house, car etc) the better.
It becomes a barrier when you are poor and ugly... Otherwise you can still get young pussy at 50.
Maybe in third world countries but in the west the feminist inquisition will cancel you
Seems to still work in the western feminist countries, as long as you politically cuck to the left.
Get this haircut. It works for this guy so it'll work for you. It's better than no haircut.
As for the workout, do rows and lat pulldowns for back. lateral/front raises, rear delt flys and overhead press for shoulders Get that V-taper. Attractiveness is determined by your shoulder to waist ratio. Don't use the cardio rowing machine. Use the real ones with plates or weight stacks. Never use straps, so you can build your arms at the same time. If you want to build arms, my favorite exercises are straight barbell curls and kneeling tricep pushdowns with a rope. Honorable mention to the preacher curl and tricep extension machines. Especially a plate-loaded preacher curl. Straight barbell curls will build the most arm size overall though. If your wrists hurt, just stop being a b***h and force them to stop hurting. They will stop hurting. Do reverse grip lat pulldowns to help out.
You better screenshot that shit you DYEL bastard
Thank you gigachad
You're short and your shoulder-hip ratio is lacking. You can never be a natural chad. However, there are some steps you can take to become more chad-like.
The first step is to convince yourself that you're a chad, so begin by buzzing your hair. Next stop wearing long sleeves and jeans. As long as those suggestions make you uncomfortable, you won't make it.
> can never be a natural chad
These words sting but I want to use it as motivation.
You are carrying a cross with you and still wish to have premarital sex? Even so much that you ask tips for it on this image board?
Where did he say he wanted premarital sex?
Never said premarital sex, but high quality women are picky
>here's the other one from the guys Facebook. Totally owning him here!
I'm gay, for anyone wondering
Also I am a brony and my dick is 3,75 inches. This is very unsettling
Not me either
EAT MORE NOW
SLEEP MORE AND BETTER
COMPOUND MOVEMENTS
FRICK CARDIO
EAT EAT EAT LIFT LIFT LIFT SLEEP EAT SLEEP EAT LIFT LIFT LIFT
most importantly but not necessary but just fricking do it, pussy: DRUUUUUUUUGS. DRUG DRUGGITY DRUGDRUGS. SARMs. Prohormones. Steroids. Take em.
No excuses. Questions?
I can NOT stress this enough. EAT MORE. Eat protein when you need protein. Eat carbs when you need carbs. You can feel it in your body. Learn that feeling. Eat a lot of fat if you want to recover and/or have slow-burning energy for a long time. But fricking EAT MORE. You NEED to be in a caloric surplus. If you can't gain weight, even though you think or feel like you're eating a lot, YOU'RE NOT EATING ENOUGH. Eat whatever you have to eat but try to eat minimally processed foods. If you need to pound ice cream and chocolate bars, do it. If you can eat clean, do it. Fricking EAT. eat fast and eat a lot. Eat even when you have no appetite. It's a huge fricking privilege to be able to shove down food even though you're not hungry just so you can get bigger and stronger.
EAT. FRICKING. MORE.
DEW ET
I want to be like him
start overhead pressing, chest flies and db chest presses and doing chin ups, frick leg day, frick powershitting, if you absolutely need leg work do run and squat bodyweight every day just for the test boost.
Okay guys I'm going to bed now, but I'll see this thread when I wake up so please keep posting good advice
A woman wrote this.
No just a zoomer male who suffers from low T like the rest of his sad generation, at least this boy is trying to change that, I hope he can make it
Deltmaxx, upperbackbaxx, (fore)armmaxx and leanmaxx are your friend. Do isolate abs with something like hanging leg raises and dragon flags.
Also don't drink alcohol/smoke if you can help it.
girl here, you look like massive homosexual
very handsome tho
no problem with getting the pussy
literally just go to your local high school, that is the kind of look 14-17 yo girls like
Sex haver here. You're very handsome. You must be very shy and insecure to think you need to lift to get more pussy. You still should lift, because you can't be pretty forever and you will be a chad when you're 28, but in the meantime you need to work on being more socially adjusted to get girls, and IST isn't the place for that. Try to make some friends and if you make enough eventually there'll be a qt you can easily get a date with if she's single and you're not weird about it.