Here comes that geek Peter Parker. Gee what a nerd, I can't stand that loser.

Here comes that geek Peter Parker

Gee what a nerd, I can't stand that loser. I bet he's doing math equations in his head right now

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Achievable natty?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sorry brah but pete pisser is a fake natty

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was literally bit by a radioactive spider

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        His spidergains are the only thing keeping him like that. In every iteration he saves the city and goes home to a fridge with a single tomato and an empty milk carton in it, there's no fucking way he could get that shredded natty otherwise on a diet of pocket lint and villain knuckle sandwiches.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man, pre-one more day Peter was just as tall as iron man
          Why did they have to ruin his life like that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So? That has nothing to do with anything. The uranium ballsack anon didn't make it (God bless his soul), I don't think a bite gave him that physique bro

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          wait a scond, that shit was real?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peter was a jock, him being perceived as a geek is just because he's smart, he leans way more as a jock in most adaptations

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buff popular jocks like me that drive loud muscle cars but also have a secret deep philosophical side that only comes out during my most vulnerable moments aren’t represented enough in films

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would absolutely love to know who you are irl. People have such delusional views of themselves lol.
        >yeah I’m kind of a Chad but I’m also based and philosophical and sensitive and strong and handsome. Oh and I’m a great listener too. And I have nice eyes and high self awareness. Normies wouldn’t get it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Such a close-minded person to believe people can’t be multifaceted.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate when I express an insightful opinion and people say “shut up and dribble you jock” due to my height and athletic physique

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the comics from the 60s and 70s, which are the best, Peter isn't a nerd or a jock, he's a total sigma male, which makes him an outsider. He's also got a serious attitude problem and flies off the handle all the time. A shame we'll never get that version of Spider-man in the movies. He will forever be some stuttering manlet, who can't talk to girls without spilling his spaghetti.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just wait 20 years and 3 more reboots

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          But each reboot is worse than the last one.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh sigma male

        kys immediately

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. chud

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NATTY PARKER COMING THROUGH

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm mad that was cancelled.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a calichad here
      >Yidsney took this from you
      WHY

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    where are his naples mary jane is a retard for not realizing peter parker is spiderdude

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair, this was from the 90s and Peter was a ripped chad at that point. The only made him a gay after 2000.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      what happen next?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mary Jane was later found dead in an alley bleeding from multiple orifices

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      what happen next?

      McFarlane was into tickling in that period, Spider-man issue 13, the last one I bought until Spawn, after its "first" ending I gave up on 'murrican comics altogether.

      thank you for reminding how fucking old I am.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >into tickling
        nice

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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