that was a shakedown. same plaintiff tried this on KIND bars and it was dismissed. without actual lab tests, there is little actionable information to go on, and the plaintiff’s lawyers won’t release them. the Soìboys settled in order to avoid the cost and hassle of prolonged litigation, but says it stands by its claims and won’t be changing its labels.
my guy, people who have a lactose or gluten intolerance, or they just want to avoid dairy products because of vegan, opt for this cookie. if you can eat a regular cookie there’s no real reason to eat the complete cookie if you’re after taste
>gluten intolerance
It's a fucking wheat cookie bro. It's exactly the same as any other store cookie.
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the Keto Cookie they sell is gluten free. point is there’s no reason for you to sperg out over a cookie that you have no real reason to eat but others do since they can’t eat regular cookies
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Not a single person posted about their keto cookie ITT. You're the one sperging.
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the comparison was not with the gluten free cookie
you’re eating a vegan cookie and expecting it to taste godly. big retard energy
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it's advertised as a protein cookie but it's just a normal high fat high sugar cookie
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then why put a protein blend and inulin (fiber) in the cookie ingredients
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so powersharters buy them thinking they're being healthy like OP
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the comparison was not with the gluten free cookie
Well they sure duped the dumbasses ITT who saw the protein content and ate one thinking plant based protein would give them gains at the cost of tasting like chalk!
The double chocolate one used to taste pretty good but they must have changed the recipe or some dumb shit because now it SUCKS. These cookies are worthless
they have "high protein" chocolate ice cream now at my store, the only health effect it provides is that the tubs are small so I buy less, but man does it taste good.
Every once in awhile, I really enjoy eating these. Specifically because of the chicory root fiber they contain, not because they have great macros or taste particularly good. I eat two of these, six hours later I'm ripping ass like no other. No real odor, just pure gas volume, makes whoopie cushions take a back seat. Its really funny and works ever time
What?
proteinslop ZOMG
Oh my science, they look just like my favorite soijak combo!
Made by soïjaks eaten by Chads
>makes claims
>posts proof of the opposite
Uh oh.. busted
>only 16g of plant based protein
>In a 460 calorie cookie
>Lawsuit revealed it's actually only 4-9g of protein per cookie
Lol. Enjoy your goyslop
that was a shakedown. same plaintiff tried this on KIND bars and it was dismissed. without actual lab tests, there is little actionable information to go on, and the plaintiff’s lawyers won’t release them. the Soìboys settled in order to avoid the cost and hassle of prolonged litigation, but says it stands by its claims and won’t be changing its labels.
It’s the same fucking thing? The real cookie is probably better because it’s fresh baked and not factory processed goy slop
my guy, people who have a lactose or gluten intolerance, or they just want to avoid dairy products because of vegan, opt for this cookie. if you can eat a regular cookie there’s no real reason to eat the complete cookie if you’re after taste
>gluten intolerance
It's a fucking wheat cookie bro. It's exactly the same as any other store cookie.
the Keto Cookie they sell is gluten free. point is there’s no reason for you to sperg out over a cookie that you have no real reason to eat but others do since they can’t eat regular cookies
Not a single person posted about their keto cookie ITT. You're the one sperging.
you’re eating a vegan cookie and expecting it to taste godly. big retard energy
it's advertised as a protein cookie but it's just a normal high fat high sugar cookie
then why put a protein blend and inulin (fiber) in the cookie ingredients
so powersharters buy them thinking they're being healthy like OP
the comparison was not with the gluten free cookie
>460 calorie cookie
wtf how does a fucking cookie have that many calories?
Depending on the PDCAAS, that can actually be half of that in complete protein.
>Enjoy your goyslop
Oh, honey, you say that as if these cookies aren't kosher
Goyslop doesn't mean the food isn't kosher retard. There are no animal products in it so it's kosher by definition.
So you think beef isn't kosher because it has animal products in it?
Are you fucking retarded? Do you know how to read?
4-9g of PLANT (worthless) protein...!
Well they sure duped the dumbasses ITT who saw the protein content and ate one thinking plant based protein would give them gains at the cost of tasting like chalk!
More like plant CRINGE amirite?
TRUE SISTER
>plant based proteins
COOKIE TIME GODDAMMIT
They give me the farts
OH! BUSTEEEED! Haha just havin a little cookie on my way to the gym
Or you could just eat a bag of oreos, basically the same thing but it’s cheaper and you aren’t lying to yourself lmfao
The double chocolate one used to taste pretty good but they must have changed the recipe or some dumb shit because now it SUCKS. These cookies are worthless
They had to actually add in the protein they were lying about after the lawsuit so now it tastes like shit lmao
*teleports behind you*
nothing personnel, yid
they have "high protein" chocolate ice cream now at my store, the only health effect it provides is that the tubs are small so I buy less, but man does it taste good.
>garden gnomefros
>söyface
>plant based
YAAAAS I LOVE GOYSLOP
WHO SAID YOU COULD EAT MY COOKIE? PUT IT DOWN
ONLY $4 FOR ONE gnomish COOKIE?!!?! WOWOWOOOWOWIE ZOWIE WHAT A DEAL!!!
IT'S GOT PROTEIN. IT'S A STEAL.
Every once in awhile, I really enjoy eating these. Specifically because of the chicory root fiber they contain, not because they have great macros or taste particularly good. I eat two of these, six hours later I'm ripping ass like no other. No real odor, just pure gas volume, makes whoopie cushions take a back seat. Its really funny and works ever time
Has anyone ever edited basedjack faces onto the logo?
>open it
>sugar gets everywhere
cool, I got pranked and paid 2 dollars for it.
The heebs are forming a rat king.
Think this is the same shill. Sir, your cookies taste like shit. Specifically the chocolate chip is awful. Good afternoon
honestly i just like the texture. the taste is meh. texture is like 60% what i like in food