How can a beast of the earth, such as pic related, subsist off of only grass/oats and still be sauced tf out. Is grazemaxxing the future???
How can a beast of the earth, such as pic related, subsist off of only grass/oats and still be sauced tf out. Is grazemaxxing the future???
they have better intestines to fully utilize the vegetarian diet they are eating while we dont
This, we gotta eat meat, grains, veggies, and fruits to get all our nutrients while herbivores can survive off of just plants to get all theirs. The advantage is we have bigger brains and smarter so we can experience existential dread
>we gotta grains, veggies, and fruits to get all our nutrients
Say that to my face grainboy
>dies at 50 with no muscle mass
no thanks
>thinks avg lifespan doesn't include child deaths
Based and blubberpilled
inuits were inbred to the point of having fasting intolerance
they were weak
they were short
their bones were brittle
This gayboy weighs like 135lbs. I'd frick him up.
No. He and his boys would literally kill you and then probably eat you. They would take over the government with just their clubs. Carb-tards can't even defend their borders, they're so obese. He would rape you and then laugh about it, and then probably eat you in a stew.
This is what the aliens did to us when they bred with primates.
>The advantage is we have bigger brains and smarter so we can experience existential dread
wtf i want to be a horse now.
why not bacterium
>The advantage is we have bigger brains and smarter so we can experience existential dread
objectively the worst animal
Aaaaaaaah what sick bastard made me
Ah yes we have to eat those grains and fruits that didn't exist for 99% of our evolution to get our nutrients. Gotta get your daily essential grains and sugar water! I love reddit logic.
They have better hormones
herbivores dont actually eat plants. they have a huge stomach in which they cultivate specific bacteria which are able to utilize plant matter. they transform it into amino acids aka protein which the herbivore then digests. humans lack this ability, hence why salad has "0" calories for us. (fiber)
so you're saying if i eat some horse poop that i can get big on a vegetarian diet?
You cannot. Most of the microbes would be destroyed by your stomach acid, and the ones that survived and made it to the intestines wouldn't be able to compete with your natural microbes.
Also you probably don't have enough colon, horses have massive amounts of gut
Okay, let's say hypothetically we take a strong antibiotic and kill off most of our natural gut flora. We then get a horse shit enema in order to colonize our intestines with the introduced horse bacteria. Could we then just ingest a powerful antacid before meals, and then thrive on eating horse shit all day?
Test it
I don’t think that would be vegetarian since it would have horse particles in it.
I don't think it's so much that they "turn carbohydrates into protein" it's more just that not much protein is necessary to build muscle, assuming there's a strong muscle building stimulus and positive caloric balance.
Muscle is like 70% water but you morons don't chug water to force muscle growth. More protein in the diet can help a bit, but it's not required for gains.
What about all that research that says you need 2g for each kg of body mass?
Also its not just that the bacteria turns carbs into protein, they can even metabolize chlorophyll which we cant. Some animals also produce more aminoacids on their own hence they dont need it from external sources. Gorillas for example arent ruminants but still get jacket eating mostly leaves and bugs.
you dont know how much protein big muscular animals eat, adult gorillas eat like 400g of protein a day
Aren't we humans smart enough to make a fermentation process with those bacteria to make grasskraut and get those horsegains?
They ferment the plant matter into fat and protein.
The downside of this is you require
>Huge ass gut
>Must graze all day
>>Must graze all day
and? humans must eat all day too.
Not really. Gorillas have to be grazing or they'll starve.
You can eat once or twice a day and be chilling, people don't because they like to jerk off with their mouth
>jerk off with their mouth
I like that quote
>and? humans must eat all day too.
kek where do you live anon?
Humans rarely eat for more than a combined hour or so a day and can comfortably go a couple of days without eating at all.
No only americans do that. If necessary human can go without food for many days just like wofles.
They got like 8 stomachs. Plants have substantial protein content, but our 1 stomach system can't digest that. Passes in our shit as lost gains.
do apes have 8 stomachs too?
No, but gorillas do have longer intestines for this reason.
Glad you asked, their secret is eating their own half-digested shit to get the last few nutrients out
You don't really want to gorillamax anon
>tfw stomachmogged by cows and horses
So what you are saying is I need to eat my poo if I go vegan, to gethe right amount of protein.
Got it, thanks.
Reminder: Horse. Pussy.
based
horses are the sexyest animal
they have giant wieners, fat pussys, and donut buttholes
I bet they have like horse steroids for horse racing, so that horse is prolly not natty.
>not running equipoise for equine strength, length, and girth
I don’t think you race ponies but who knows
>even the IST horses are being called manlets now
They race, or have raced, everything: race horses, draft horses, ponies, mule races even used to be a big thing and they had specific ways to create racing mules versus working mules.
max dex
max str
max speed
dump int
shit everywhere
This is so fricking unfair, they do nothing all day and only eat grass and plants yet they become huge fricking units.
Because he doesnt coom and consoom shit like you gay
They digestionmaxxed and now they can get way more nutrition out of grass.
Better gaming chair
horses have 72 chromosomes, i.e. this is evolution, you are not involved
They can't. Horses are basically extinct if it wasn't for us
Horse girls want Blonde horsechads.
Sorry bl*ckbois
Human selection.
grass is mostly fiber, water and protein
horses can eat a lot of grass
there you go OP
horse has a single stomach, but an exceptionally long intestinal range that allows for food fermentation. otherwise they would not be able to eat plants and survive.
myostatin. sure there are other compounding factors but myostatin is the major difference between us and monolithic sized herbivores in this instance. if we compare the amount of protein a horse gets from digesting grasses to what we eat per lb of bodyweight we eat a lot more protein than they do and yet support a lot less lean tissue.