How can I into Leo Messi mode?

How can I into Leo Messi mode?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Put ice patches on your chest
    Be fraudulent
    HGH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely S E E T H I N G hes the GOAT deal with it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        O TWAIN

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt anyone cares or watches that shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking this. Leo is king. Wait PSG gets rid of the queers Mbappé and Ney. Then the true will be raised.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn’t imagine the life you must live to think that physique isn’t attainable natty. Get your t levels checked ASAP.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine not knowing about HGH uses other than gaybuilding
        https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/1492546-lionel-messi-and-hgh-the-truth-about-the-best-footballer-in-the-world.amp.html

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          imagine thinking a 5 foot tall professional athlete that’s still DYEL just couldn’t attain a 4 pack without PEDs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He was unironically put on HGH by Barcelona to cure his growth disorder

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pissi cuckitini

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DYEL mode??

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOO I WANT TO PLAY EIBAR NOT DIET AND LIFT WEIGHTS

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Be 5'1

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's 5'6. Don't be disrespectful fag.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bro has arms like a T-Rex..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's Pickford, mate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Never heard of it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ever heard of a search engine

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His wife has a really ugly bellybutton
    Yuck what's that eeewwww

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    asdf

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >her bellybutton
    dios mio.... messisisters...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Look at those forehead veins too. This slag is disgusting. Would not bang

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IST is a Ronaldo board, friendo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ronaldo lost any respect he had with his seething over no CL worthy club choosing him

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        His autistic dedication to football trample his shit behaviour. Most top athletes act like spoiled brats and that's true even for less famous sports like curling

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine:
    >being a manlet while dyel
    >rich af and having a mid wife with ugly bellybutton
    >just noticed that gay lipstick tattoo. gay
    fuck this midget
    >t.6 foot Portuguese BVLL TSUUU

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He met his wife when he was a teenager nobody. That's called loyalty. But your clearly know shit about it Incel retard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Plus she lets him fuck whoever he wants so long as she gets her monthly check.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how have i never seen this in my time on spee...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I see it posted several times a week. You must be doing something wrong

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lose weight OP

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Be average, get a better than average body by natty lifting for 2 years.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how do i get that kind of body seriously? looks great

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lmao at the smooch tattoo. when i was in basic we had this kid whose first kiss was on the neck from a stripper, and he got the same tattoo there to commemorate it. because it was deemed too sexual, he overlaid it with a spider before enlisting. he got bullied relentlessly for it and vr'd.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this photoshopped?

    If not I think its really weird that his arms barely reach his groin

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >MY NAME IS PISSIVS KEKITTINUS MAXIMUS, CAPTAIN OF THE CHOKERS OF PARIS, COMMANDER OF THE ARGENTVN PECHOS, LOYAL SERVANT TO THE TRUE EMPEROR, OILVS SHEKELS. FATHER TO THREE RETARDED SONS, HUSBAND TO A BICICLETA OF A WIFE. AND I WILL HAVE MY CROSSBAR SHOT IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He got a copa with the selección. Not a pecho anymore.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even 19 year old Ronaldo mogs him. It was never a competition.

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