How did jersey shore guys stay so jacked?

While drinking everynight, getting shit sleep, eating fast food ect?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    peds

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >take Anavar.
    >only train chest and arms for faster development.
    >repeat.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their shoulders are pretty big too tho

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you train dips/bench on chest day you're also training shoulders.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Power of gtl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GonadoTropinLeutinization

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guido genetics

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CGI

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pauly D was based

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His daughter is a nig

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pure Italian blood brother there will be NO GRENADES TONIGHT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      poor guy is stuck with that dumb ass haircut for life

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does the daughter on the left look African American?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How did jersey shore guys stay so jacked?
    If only there was some sort of magical elixir that you could inject into yourself, that would massively amplify your natural testosterone levels, and increase protein synthesis leading to increased muscle mass..

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only Mike and Ron were roiding, Pauly and Vinny were natty

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can you actually drink every night while on roids?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget Ron was also a drug addict (forgot the details, coke IIRC) and they both had several mental breakdowns per season. Maybe alcohol exacerbates roid rage?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can you take heroin or oxys while on roids?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no, you will vomit it out like ipecac and your veins become impervious to needles

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If it's just test and not orals it shouldn't be that bad for your liver, right?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Correct

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pauly wasn't natty you moron lol. Vinny was.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That show was fake, that is your answer.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have various memes stored on my phone for the arguments/discussions that come up repeatedly. One such /fit discussion is "even normies who've never lifted and couldn't name a single muscle still intuitively know the difference between a gym body and an athletic body." I use the Jersey Shore Bois as the definitive example. Of course with >90 IQ training you can achieve 'athletic' proportions but their photo is more instructive than 30 minutes trying to describe it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its usually overly-large biceps that are the sign of a gym body, imo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Its usually overly-large biceps that are the sign of a gym body, imo
        Yes, big bis + big droopy pecs dominating everything else are the worst culprits. Notice how even though they're roiding, they still don't have cannonballs that are easily achievable with juice when you isolate them.

        Throw in small calves, neck and forearms to complete the ridiculous look.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          gymrat body is too big pecs, triceps long head, traps and delts. these times often legs too due to powershitting meme and modern mass monsters. biceps is extremely functional muscle, everyone who did any manual labor knows ot very well.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Notice how even though they're roiding, they still don't have cannonballs that are easily achievable with juice when you isolate them.
          It's also genetic. Stone Cold was seething about not getting bigger delts despite juicing and autistically targeting them.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They did bodybuilding instead of powershitting.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KINO

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course drinking is a bad idea if you want gains but it only slows them down and if you already have a good base it's not difficult to maintain.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When youre young its easy

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hated them at the time, but guys like that were chads

    • 4 weeks ago
      Gal Safari

      Based. I did too, until I became gym bros with one and my perspective totally changed. Yes, they are stupid, but they’re on our team. Since then, I’ve tried to integrate some of this style into my casual wear, but I feel like this the clothes have gone so far out of fashion that it’s tough to find them anymore.

    • 4 weeks ago
      natty lifting does nothing

      CLOWNMAXERS
      HONK HONK. LOOK AT ME GIRLS IM BEING A CLOWN TO ENTERTAIN YOU IM A GOOD LITTLE BETA KEKBOI HONK HONK

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nobody cares what you think browncel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        talk when you've smashed as much pussy as them, pincel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's only because masculinity is so shit upon nowadays that even the lowest examples from back in the day seem like treasures. Make no mistake, these guys were obnoxious degenerate morons, but at least they were far more masculine than the modern neutered skinny fat soi golem.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah you're just a homosexual who read books or some gay shit instead of getting laid in your early 20s

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hey Chad sorry to hear about your liver cancer from all the drugs and alcohol. Must be tough to pay for treatment after your wife divorced you when you gave her Chlamydia from your side piece. Yeah buddy I know, you used to bench 4pl8 and crush mad puss back in the day.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so your big gotcha is a story you made up to cope with being a dyel homosexual in your early 20s kek ok

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jersey shore
    damn those were simpler times. I miss early 2010s so much bros

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything went to hell in 2013

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        roughly when people started using the Internet for serious political bidness, I fricking hate politispergs

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Blame the media for making everything politics to cover up so much corruption.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the one on the right looks natty, also i barely remember this show but thought they went to lift pretty often

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they went to lift pretty often
      Basically they lifted, took care of their hair, washed their clothes and fricked bawds, all while trying to avoid grenades. This was their life.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Theyre at that house for 6 months or so. They edited the show down to the 12 craziest hours out of six months bro

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Exercise

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snooki was a pajeeta wasn't she?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah peruvian so a goblina

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so why the frick was she larping as italian?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By skipping leg days

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