How did jersey shore guys stay so jacked?

While drinking everynight, getting shit sleep, eating fast food ect?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    peds

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take Anavar.
    >only train chest and arms for faster development.
    >repeat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their shoulders are pretty big too tho

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you train dips/bench on chest day you're also training shoulders.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Power of gtl

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      GonadoTropinLeutinization

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guido genetics

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    CGI

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pauly D was based

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      His daughter is a nig

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pure Italian blood brother there will be NO GRENADES TONIGHT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      poor guy is stuck with that dumb ass haircut for life

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does the daughter on the left look African American?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How did jersey shore guys stay so jacked?
    If only there was some sort of magical elixir that you could inject into yourself, that would massively amplify your natural testosterone levels, and increase protein synthesis leading to increased muscle mass..

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only Mike and Ron were roiding, Pauly and Vinny were natty

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you actually drink every night while on roids?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget Ron was also a drug addict (forgot the details, coke IIRC) and they both had several mental breakdowns per season. Maybe alcohol exacerbates roid rage?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can you take heroin or oxys while on roids?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              no, you will vomit it out like ipecac and your veins become impervious to needles

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If it's just test and not orals it shouldn't be that bad for your liver, right?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Correct

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pauly wasn't natty you moron lol. Vinny was.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That show was fake, that is your answer.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have various memes stored on my phone for the arguments/discussions that come up repeatedly. One such /fit discussion is "even normies who've never lifted and couldn't name a single muscle still intuitively know the difference between a gym body and an athletic body." I use the Jersey Shore Bois as the definitive example. Of course with >90 IQ training you can achieve 'athletic' proportions but their photo is more instructive than 30 minutes trying to describe it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its usually overly-large biceps that are the sign of a gym body, imo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Its usually overly-large biceps that are the sign of a gym body, imo
        Yes, big bis + big droopy pecs dominating everything else are the worst culprits. Notice how even though they're roiding, they still don't have cannonballs that are easily achievable with juice when you isolate them.

        Throw in small calves, neck and forearms to complete the ridiculous look.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          gymrat body is too big pecs, triceps long head, traps and delts. these times often legs too due to powershitting meme and modern mass monsters. biceps is extremely functional muscle, everyone who did any manual labor knows ot very well.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Notice how even though they're roiding, they still don't have cannonballs that are easily achievable with juice when you isolate them.
          It's also genetic. Stone Cold was seething about not getting bigger delts despite juicing and autistically targeting them.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They did bodybuilding instead of powershitting.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    KINO

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course drinking is a bad idea if you want gains but it only slows them down and if you already have a good base it's not difficult to maintain.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When youre young its easy

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hated them at the time, but guys like that were chads

    • 2 months ago
      Gal Safari

      Based. I did too, until I became gym bros with one and my perspective totally changed. Yes, they are stupid, but they’re on our team. Since then, I’ve tried to integrate some of this style into my casual wear, but I feel like this the clothes have gone so far out of fashion that it’s tough to find them anymore.

    • 2 months ago
      natty lifting does nothing

      CLOWNMAXERS
      HONK HONK. LOOK AT ME GIRLS IM BEING A CLOWN TO ENTERTAIN YOU IM A GOOD LITTLE BETA KEKBOI HONK HONK

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nobody cares what you think browncel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        talk when you've smashed as much pussy as them, pincel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's only because masculinity is so shit upon nowadays that even the lowest examples from back in the day seem like treasures. Make no mistake, these guys were obnoxious degenerate morons, but at least they were far more masculine than the modern neutered skinny fat soi golem.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah you're just a homosexual who read books or some gay shit instead of getting laid in your early 20s

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey Chad sorry to hear about your liver cancer from all the drugs and alcohol. Must be tough to pay for treatment after your wife divorced you when you gave her Chlamydia from your side piece. Yeah buddy I know, you used to bench 4pl8 and crush mad puss back in the day.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            so your big gotcha is a story you made up to cope with being a dyel homosexual in your early 20s kek ok

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jersey shore
    damn those were simpler times. I miss early 2010s so much bros

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything went to hell in 2013

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        roughly when people started using the Internet for serious political bidness, I fricking hate politispergs

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blame the media for making everything politics to cover up so much corruption.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the one on the right looks natty, also i barely remember this show but thought they went to lift pretty often

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they went to lift pretty often
      Basically they lifted, took care of their hair, washed their clothes and fricked bawds, all while trying to avoid grenades. This was their life.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theyre at that house for 6 months or so. They edited the show down to the 12 craziest hours out of six months bro

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Exercise

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snooki was a pajeeta wasn't she?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah peruvian so a goblina

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        so why the frick was she larping as italian?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    By skipping leg days

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