How do ensure your sons end up chad?
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Be a closeted gay and have your young son find the sex tapes I guess
Beat them when they need beating. Hug them when they need hugging. Frick them wh *cough* I mean…yeah.
Marry a woman whose male relatives are Chads
Being a Chad is primarily genetic
>Being a Chad is primarily genetic
What about those 6'2 gymbros who become trannies? how do you prevent that?
ban israelites from public life?
I'm American tho
so?
What's the difference?
>Muttcraft
you are what you eat. mutt
>I'm Israel's dog
Yeesh. You were fricked from the start.
stay natty, duh
genetics, he already told you
get a solid chick preggo, a slim or two for pleasure is fine but get a solid 5'9 stocky brunette pregnant and if you are white and not a manlet a chad will be produced
>Only have children when you’re making 6 figures+ a year each between you and your wife
>be a positive role model by being strong as frick
>get him into baseball or basketball (not football, you don’t want him to be a CTE Black person)
>make sure he spends a lot of time outside from birth
Done
Baseball and Black personball are both bad have him play hockey.
Hockey is the true chad sport
The only sports that don't give you CTE are shit like golf and tennis.
Shut up moron
>Most documented cases have occurred in athletes involved in striking-based combat sports, such as boxing, kickboxing, mixed martial arts, and Muay Thai—hence its original name dementia pugilistica (Latin for "fistfighter's dementia")—and contact sports such as American football, Australian rules football, professional wrestling, ice hockey, rugby, and association football (soccer),[1][4] in semi-contact sports such as baseball and basketball, and military combat arms occupations. Other risk factors include being in the military, prior domestic violence, and repeated banging of the head.[1]
>playing Black personball
>chad
???
Yes chads play sports dumbass
Their mother must be tall and have masculine features.
You didn't think there would be no cost?
This is so moronic you might as well be wearing a helmet
>This is so moronic you might as well be wearing a helmet
>thinking masculine features aren't attractive on a woman
NGMI
>Sports
>winner/loser dichotomy
>be financially well off so they don't wear shit clothes or have cheap shitty things growing up
>socialize early and often
testosterone cream
>testosterone cream
Show them unconditional love as a toddler, slowly put conditions on them while being a mature and competent parental figure they can look to for guidance, be there for them emotionally, have tough conversations with them, encourage them to grow as individuals.
teach them to lift and be an example for them
prenatal exposure to testosterone
prenatal exposure to testosterone
prenatal exposure to testosterone
Care to extrapolate?
cum inside your wife while she is pregnant
I think you mean elaborate
doesnt that make them gay?
dOESNT it make oyu gay when i rekt ur lil buswy
Good roast, man. You got him good
Get them into hobbies, sports and clubs at a young age. Teach them how to eat well and when they start hitting puberty, get them into more intense physical fitness.
Most importantly, be a role model of what to do.
Force them to do sports and be social when they're young
marry a strong framed strong jawed cavewoman who can cook and has motherly traits
don't have kids accidentally or irresponsibly, obviously.
ignore literally all established parenting advice and greet your crying child with love, phyysical touch and make sure he knows he's your top priority. honestly if you don't smile at the thought of hugging your crying son instead of throwing him outside or whatever the frick dr. steinberg and sons advises in the books your parents read growing up, you're not ready for kids.
pubertymaxxing the shit out of him from 13-25
most importantly lead by example, be his mentor and role model, not his boss.
do NOT listen to the fricking homosexual doctors when they tell you that gyno is normal, that a varicocele is harmless, etc., and test their hormones to make sure puberty happens and happens completely
t. stopped growing at age 14 and still can't even grow a full beard a decade later
Yup, if you notice your kid developing gyno get them on whatever treatment they give to pubescant children regarding gyno. I have great test levels but due to my mother saying gyno will go away on its own when I was 13 eventhough I begged her to take me to the doc I now have to dish out 6k for surgery and post surgery treatment. My mother also owes me 4.6k she refuses to repay.
Pic related. Some of the best advice I've seen on this website. If you want Chad sons, become a Chad dad. Don't try to live through your son but be so inspirational and worthwhile as a human being that your son actively seeks to continue living the life you reared him in and lead by example.
tl;dr Be a good man and your sons will be alright.
marry women with big jaws
>marry a physically and mentally strong tomboy
>teach your children the importance of physical activity
>encourage them to pick up some hobbies
>???
boom your son is a chad now unless you have trash-tier shitty genetics
forgot to say that decent nutrition is also important so your kid will reach his genetically possible maximum height by the end of puberty
Marrying a
>tomboy
in the year 2022 will result in you getting divorced and your " le based tomboy gf " forcing your son to gender transition because he liked a pink shirt once
You have no clue what a tomboy actually is
You can ensure your children are chads by being ( and staying ) a chad yourself.
dont break them.
impregnate Stacy
repeal the 19th and the bad parts of law it caused
meds