How do I explain to?

How do I explain to IST that the guy on the left would destroy the guy on the right in a fight?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We know and we dont care.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    everyone here already knows that. Roiding is retarded

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The guy on the right can destroy my ass whenever he wants, look at what a manly hot beast that is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine looking like Henry Cavill goddamn. Life would be so different.

      https://i.imgur.com/Ss4TwV0.jpg

      picrel

      17-8 record lmao. Was never even good enough to be in bellator, let alone UFC

      https://i.imgur.com/TxcwTmm.jpg

      How do I explain to IST that the guy on the left would destroy the guy on the right in a fight?

      IST already knows. It's just that some of them don't care.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >17-8 record
        He started at like 40 years old. That's not a bad record.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >17-8 record lmao. Was never even good enough to be in bellator, let alone UFC
        Yes. So what? He would beat the shit out OP's gay gays guys

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As a professional fighter, I can't fucking stand when those who've never competed shit on someone's fighting record.

        You know what 17-8 means?

        Years of pain, discipline, & sacrifice.

        25 times overcoming the screaming fear & doubt that keeps the huge majority of others living as a shadow of their potential.

        Competing against another monster, who even at the local/regional level, would massacre 95% of the populace in individual, hand to hand combat.

        And really learning what you are made of, win or lose.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cringe reddit spacing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Has more losses than wins on his record
          Cry more lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cringe spacing but good post.

    • 1 month ago
      I hate women

      so fagposting... is that what all the kids are into these days?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        like 20% of zoomers are lgbt i don’t think they’re just bullshitting

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's a trend. Of course its nonsense

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'd doubt that, but I live in eastern europe (obviously not nearly as gay as the west) and some kid at the park told me that two girls were kissing at school because they're bisexual, and I freaked out, back in my time they'd have been expelled and put to shame and their families would move to other neighborhoods

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Being a fag in eastern Europe was always looked down, but you're exaggerating.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, it really would be a scandal two decades ago.
              Homosexually is gaining momentum too fast.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          90% of that is straight virgin girls pretending to be boys because they're afraid of their first kiss
          t. has zoomer cousins
          the sluts are normal the nerd girls pretend to be boys to get indie boys

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        first time on IST?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Can I fuck you in the ass?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do I explain to IST that the guy on picrel would destroy both of gay OP's guys in a fight?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      picrel

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Just got heemed by a middleweight

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          have you seen that middleweight? and middleweights still walk around 200+ lbs. Weight discrepancies matter less the higher up you guy. 200lbs is enough to knock anyone out. Brock Lesnar isn't going to be manhandled by hafthor just because hafthor weighs 150lbs more

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Brock Lesnar isn't going to be manhandled by hafthor
            kek, yes the fuck he would

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              There’s a video on Halfthors channel of him getting manhandled by 230lbs Gordon Ryan

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No he wouldn’t.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        where can i pay to get railed by that?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Saudi Arabia. Ask the Imam in a mosque, preferably in one of the holy cities. I hear they set you up with guys like this.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if Cbum lands a nut punch first?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can't. IST is retarded.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if the guy on the right had a gun? What if hulk hogan showed up?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hulk Hogan would negotiate a peaceful solution.
      He's a nice guy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/yyh622P.gif

        What if the guy on the right had a gun? What if hulk hogan showed up?

        Neither are black or gnomish i think, so they would both be free from the wrath, fury and power of Hulkamania brothers.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Idk, how would you explain a swimmer winning a swimming competition against a tennis player?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated. Different people have different goals.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >A trained fighter fights better than a trained weightlifter
    >A trained high jumper jumps higher than a trained mma fighter or weightlifter
    >A trained weightlifter lifts more than a mma fighter or high jumper
    >a trained marathon runner runs further than all the above
    /fitiots/ find this amazing and shocking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Crossfitters would have you believe that crossfitters outdo all of the above.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Idk, how would you explain a swimmer winning a swimming competition against a tennis player?

      fight is the only that matters, faggity fags

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then you are a complete failure for not being the best fighter alive

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They wouldn't be in the same weight class though?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If the dyel mma guy got all muscular would he fight better or worse?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably worse. Too much muscle can impact mobility

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no, the truly shocking thing is a dyel like on the left would be a better fighter without any training than the bodybuilder. all that muscle makes your punches slower and it makes your cardio really really bad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >all that muscle makes your punches slower
      you gotta stop thinking movies are real

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's partly true, they have a high maximum strength, but they lack speed and explosiveness.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Weight lifters lack explosiveness
          Are you for real right now?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > all that muscle makes your punches slower
        lmao

        >all that muscle makes your punches slower
        Yeah it also increases your hitbox kek
        Real life isn't a video game.

        Okay when you are as roided out as cbum and you have more muscle mass than your skeletal structure is meant to handle this is actually true. Theres a reason we need roids to be that muscular, just like with being obese our bodies arent meant to handle that degree of size.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > all that muscle makes your punches slower
      lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >all that muscle makes your punches slower
      Yeah it also increases your hitbox kek
      Real life isn't a video game.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        u ever seen a bodybuilder train? they dont give a fuck about speed, how do you think the extra weight on your entire body and arms affects your punching speed? would it make it faster ? HMMMM

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >they dont give a fuck about speed
          yes because they don't train it for their sport, they're not slow because of their muscles, their slow because why would they not be. That being said, you do realise that sprinters and fighters take steroids and try to build muscle. The only time fighters avoid putting on muscle is to duck under a weight class to fight other competition under the same handicap. If you cloned any fighter and made them fight against themselves but roided, the roided one would win every time not even close.

          >how do you think the extra weight on your entire body and arms affects your punching speed?
          by making it faster??? Bones. fat and skin add weight but don't produce motion, Muscles produce motion, having a higher muscle to non-muscle ratio ofcouse increases speed. Muscular tissue are the only tissue that carries their weight and then some.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            this is why you should never listen to anything written on this dogshit website. i have become so much slower since i gained lots of muscle mass over the last 2 years. im much stronger but also slower and way less agile.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, that's like saying a bigger engine makes your car slower because it weighs more

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >gets in real fight with no rules or referees
      >gets grabbed and choked out
      >ugly garden gnomefro gets stomped concave as a parting shot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nice meme chud

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >implying anyone untrained has a chance against even a common blue belt on the ground, let alone a professional fighter
        Lmao I’ve been there before. New jacked guy in the mma gym. Good the first 30 seconds but basically drowning after that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No
      But they do gas easier

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not really true but not wrong either. muscles use a ton of oxygen and a guy with 'excessive' hypertrophy wouldn't last long in an extended bout

      if muscles made such a huge difference, why are UFC fighters often so lean? why don't the people in thailand who spend their whole life in a muay thai camp do anything more than calisthenics?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Weight classes exist for a reason. I could easily beat that dyel on the left, shut the fuck up. That skinny retard can only beat other dyel retards like him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he would take you down and have his way with you. you would be begging for mercy within 30 seconds, im 100% serious

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you’re fucking hilarious dude. i fought some MMA cunt once, looked like the left guy but a bit more mass. deflected one punch onto my nose, but from that moment I overpowered him with ease. got him on the ground and he couldn’t move anymore. dude gives mma classes, fucking pathetic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wow cool story anon, you're really tough and cool.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            thank you. i am indeed very cool and that experience fueled my ego and motivated me to get even stronger. after that took up some boxing classes so i could win if it’s not just a seething manlet

            >tries it in real life
            >gets stabbed

            luckily my country is civilized and we solve fights with fists

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >motivated me to get even stronger.
              >after that took up some boxing classes
              Oh nice that actually is pretty cool. Keep it up, anon. Do be careful around people, though, and stay safe. Anyone can have a weapon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >tries it in real life
          >gets stabbed

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You sound full of shit, Now tell us how it went for real

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            after he gave up i fucked your mother

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How are you gonna beat him up if you can't evade his punches? He's gonna knock you out with his first punch probably.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >evade
        Just tank 'em!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Just tank a professional fighter's punches with your jaw bro
          lol, lmao even

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Chase Hooper
        >knocking anyone out
        With that being said,

        Weight classes exist for a reason. I could easily beat that dyel on the left, shut the fuck up. That skinny retard can only beat other dyel retards like him

        is probably just baiting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao'ing at this guy for thinking, if weight classes didn't exist, fat retards with no fighting experience would be winning anything ever.

      weight classes exist because they matter between two people who BOTH KNOW how to fight.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Butterbean would stomp everyone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i'm 6'2 bro dont make me kick your a-ACK

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw killed by manlet hit squad

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Still better than being killed by a woman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >try to pick a fight
        >his little brother knocks you out

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I explain to IST that the guy on the left would destroy the guy on the right in a fight?
    There is a reason for weight classes in sports but keep coping.
    gay.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AHAHAHA yea RIGHT, that skinny twig on the left vs the guy on the RIGHT??? The guy on the right is WAY bigger! He'd fucking kill the kid on the left. Fuck you on about lol.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Of course OP can neither fight nor lift and never touched a woman but whatever

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >how do you explain that a mid tier chess player can beat the smartest mathematicians out there who dont play chess regularly

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A true chad doesn't fight, but forms brotherhood with his enemies. Muscles are for sexual appeal, arguments are settled with words, and physical altercations are avoided by not surrounding yourself with degeneracy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >man touches your wife’s ass
      >”brother, please don’t do that again.”
      >wife knew already but now confirmed in her head that her husband is a moron who won’t protect her honor by beating up the shitbag

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        imagine getting married

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          imagine living in a nation where the women have been allowed to become so slutty and terrible that the men can no longer even conceptualize a happy successful relationship with them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't have to imagine

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Men cannot be happy with sluts

            I am not following you anon. What are you trying to say?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A good wife doesn't care for carousing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well done, anon, crimes and war are no more! I guess we can just never worry about defending ourselves now that we are chads.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pooper would get killed you retard. glass chin and dyel even for a featherweight. Stands 0 chance against the guy on the right.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes another small-muscled MMA fighter cope thread
    Weight classes exist for a reason dumbass

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don't, I fought a dude on vacation who was about 50 lbs less than me and a MMA fighter and all I did was pick him up and slam him down in the ground repeatedly and the fight was over. Weight classes exist for a reason

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thank god he told you he was an mma fighter, that makes it a better story

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Usually MMA gays can't help but walk around and tell everyone they do MMA.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >i do MMA = i am an MMA fighter
          you sound really stupid right now

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Spot the MMA fag

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I lift weights. I am a weight lifter.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yup, you aren't a powerlifter or a strongman or a Crossfit competitor. You just lift weights, like that guy just trains MMA.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I explain to IST that not all people who do athletics are meatheads?

    Some of us don't spend their time memorizing stereotypes

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of 80 IQ third world inhabitant are you that thinks about fights? Normal people don't fight.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I hate ni- ACK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That guy has no concept of the word moron.
      He's from a world where being black doesn't mean being a victim.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >7 rounds of piping hot .45 Anti Colored Person stop him in his tracks
      Nice try moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Off cycle here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I hate ni- ACK- ers

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the guy who trains for fighting would destroy a guy who doesn't train for fighting
    Any more incredible revelations you might wanna bless us with?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Normally I would say it’s obvious the fighter would win but this is a silly scenario where cBum utilizes roid rage and slam the kids head into the ground with his 250 or however many lbs of off season weight, it wouldn’t even be funny

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I might also add the only people who make these threads are skinny DYELs who convince themselves they would win in a fight against a larger guy they know whom they are jealous of. They convinced themselves they can fight better because they are “faster and more agile” than their muscled opponent, and have, at most, hit a punching bag a few times

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally no. Any of you gays ever fought someone? Weight is a pretty big fucking factor in fights.
    >muh technique
    There is no magic ''technique'' that's gonna put your opponent to sleep with the drop of a hat. I don't think you guys know how martial arts work. Punches are punches, MMA fighters just throw them with better form and more strategically, and for grappling, you pretty much have no chance against someone who weights 50-100 lbs more than you with high amount of muscle mass. Shit like punching power, speed, reaction time, eye to hand coordination is mostly genetic. Cbum could lose if just maybe if he never thrown a single punch in his life. When considering a man of that caliber, I don't think it's possible that he never been in any fights. So no, cbum even has a slight upper hand here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >There is no magic ''technique'' that's gonna put your opponent to sleep with the drop of a hat.
      This is literally what punching someone in the head does.
      >punching power, speed, reaction time, eye to hand coordination is mostly genetic
      LMAO this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. I guess we should tell the tennis players and artists they don't need to train or learn anything ever since their hand-eye coordination is just genetics.

      This post screams "let me tell you how fighting works even though I've never fought or trained fighting before." I hate when retards who have never punched a bag before tell you how punching works.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >LMAO this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.
        You have no idea what you are talking about. Just search if the stuff I said is ''mostly'' genetic or not. You can increase them slightly to some level and that level is determined by your genetics.
        >who have never punched a bag before
        lmaoing @ ur life
        you think punching bags is an accomplisment, I don't think you never punched someone on the street ever in your life.
        >This is literally what punching someone in the head does.
        You don't punch someone on the head. That will break your own hand, you should aim for the chin and the nose. Like I said, you have no idea what you are talking about.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the chin and the nose aren't part of the head
          lol I was wondering if you'd try to "correct" me with some retarded nonsense so you could feel really smart. so predictable.
          >all the other retarded babbling
          if you think hand-eye coordination can't be significantly changed with training (e.g. all of the training done by any professional sports players or artists), you are straight-up delusional.

          thanks for confirming you don't train fighting and you don't know how to fight. you don't have to respond again; I really don't care what your opinion on punching is if it's not something you spend any time training or practicing. I seriously don't even know why you're in this thread, so strange.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You cannot develop hand-eye coordination after a certain age. It's genetic and also develops through childhood.
            https://healthyliving.azcentral.com/ball-games-disabled-children-4237.html

            Just call me delusional and post dunning kruger effect lmao

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              wrong link
              https://healthyliving.azcentral.com/development-hand-eye-coordination-12682.html

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              wrong link
              https://healthyliving.azcentral.com/development-hand-eye-coordination-12682.html

              Instead of posting a blog by "Joelle" can you post an actual source like a scientific study for your scientific claim which goes against common sense?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I posted a article that proves my claim. I don't care if you don't believe it for some bullshit reason like the person is named Joelle or some shit. Learning a technique is different. And fighters do learn better form, not eye to hand coordination. Whatever man, let's say you can completly devolop eye to hand coordination after a certain age with training(which you can't). What about speed, punching power? You cannot deny that shit is mostly genetic. Anyway, the point of this thread is, a 150 lbs fighter isn't gonna take down a 250 lbs mass monster in a street fight. No matter how much he trained. I'm not against training or anything lmao obviously it's very important and it has it's benefits but THAT is just not gonna happen.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I posted a article that proves my claim
                No you didn't lmao you posted a blog by Joelle that just says "children learn hand-eye coordination." In fact, it even contradicts you.
                >Hand-eye coordination develops in children naturally over time and can be improved with practice.

                How can one person be so delusional? What is your motivation?

                >what about speed
                Yes you become faster by exercising. This is why every Olympic sprinter exercises by sprinting lol.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >In fact, it even contradicts you.
                I literally said you cannot develop hand to eye coordination after a certain age you moron. Once you are past childhood you can't develop hand to eye coordination, also it's a article.
                >This is why every Olympic sprinter exercises by sprinting lol.
                Punching speed, PUNCHING SPEED. I said it's mostly genetic, and genetics determine if a fighter is gonna have speed.
                >Yes you become faster by exercising.
                kek, you improve cardio, you don't BECOME faster, you don't punch faster.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >plugs her ears and screeches "i'm not listening" then repeats her previous nonsensical argument
                you might be genuinely brain damaged, sis.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >no one has ever become faster by practicing being fast
                You are delusional.

                >i literally said...
                What you are claiming has nothing to do with the blog post you linked, which literally says "you can improve your hand-eye coordination with practice" while you are saying "you cannot develop hand-eye coordination after an age I refuse to say due to my lack of making a coherent argument."

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You re the moron who made the blackpill thread and got utterly btfo'd.
                >but but i said x is true so it must be
                no it isnt
                >but the science
                it changes every 10 year so its fake and gay
                >genetics
                aint real

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Punching speed, PUNCHING SPEED. I said it's mostly genetic, and genetics determine if a fighter is gonna have speed.
                >kek, you improve cardio, you don't BECOME faster, you don't punch faster.

                Pppppfffff wtf is this.

                You absolutely can train to be faster.

                If your cardio improves, that entails you are punching faster. Cardio is the ability for your body to pump blood to muscle tissue, thereby energizing it. You are telling me getting energy to your muscles more efficiently does not improve speed?

                People punch slower as they get tired, so clearly if you improve your cardio, you will not get tired and in consequence you will punch faster.

                People can get leaner. You are telling me that if someone get's leaner, and shaves off extra weight, they wont get faster?

                Strength. You can get stronger. Strength is by definition the ability to exert force. You are telling me that if I got stronger, the extra force would not translate into additional speed?

                This is all just the basics. A lot of speed training in striking is building up reflexes, which is a matter of training your nervous system. And clearly, people can learn reflexes (like they do when playing musical instruments, or typing on a computer).

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You can do anything you set your mind to. Never say never, anon. I don't care what some retard has to say, the human has unlimited potential.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You don't punch someone on the head. That will break your own hand, you should aim for the chin and the nose. Like I said, you have no idea what you are talking about.
          you ont punch full force but with enough to fuck them badly or just train your hands daily and be able to
          >You have no idea what you are talking about. Just search if the stuff I said is ''mostly'' genetic or not. You can increase them slightly to some level and that level is determined by your genetics.
          they say its genetics till they get proved wrong.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >anon doesn't know what a "head" is
          ESL or alien?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mma fighters
      >form

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do I explain to IST that the guy doing upperbody brolifts would destroy the guy doing the squats/deadlifts?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Checked. I’ve never seen a guy with no legs lose a fight (internet sample size of 2)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why not just kick him in the head? I'm guessing you're not allowed to stomp on someone's head in MMA but having to fight someone like that is already retarded.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hes perpetually a downed opponent, no head kicks or knees. Stupid fight imo it's pretty whack

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who in their right mind would agree to fight a literal half-man? it's a lose-lose situation.
      Win and you'd be known as the man who wom vs a man with no legs, WOW such a great fighter.
      Lose and you'd be the laughing stock of the entire town even long after your demise.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A pokémon with two legs will still have to fight a geodude if the battle calls for it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nobody actually gives a fuck about anything 10 seconds after it happens. i would kick that fucking moron meatball clear across the ring and high five brian shaw on my way out.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    in mma maybe. in street fight probably not

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    write a movie script in which the guy on the left gets superhero powers and the guy on the right is the villain. that's pretty much the only scenario in which your absurd fantasy would be believable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know who is the guy on the left, but skinny guys like picrel will rape all your villains.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >is black
        >would rape
        checks out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >pereira enters
        nothing personal, miúdo

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    naw bro even Mike Tyson wouldn't defeat someone who weighed 100 more pounds than hi- ACK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The best boxer in the world beat a guy bigger than him, therefore size is meaningless in a fight
      The mental state of fit dyel manlets who dont even train to fight
      Just like all fat shit IST virgins spouting how otter body is better than muscular for getting laid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >therefore size is meaningless in a fight
        Who are you quoting? Why are you so angry at your strawman?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, good share anon. I can't comprehend the toughness of Ribalta, how the hell did he take that punishment and not spontaneously implode!? I wouldn't have a head left if Tyson hit me like that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I know right, just look at the way Tyson moves. Scary.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Incredible Match and Heart, from both fighters.
      Kudos to Iron Mike for acknowledging Ribalta.
      Also, Tyson is unfairly forgotten for his Class and good sportsmanship.
      Boxing today is a joke.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey retard do you understand the concept of weight classes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and that has nothing to do with the OP, because that's separating people who know how to fight.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YOU CAN'T. NO ONE HERE REALLY TRAINS IN ANYTHING. THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE THE LEFT OR RIGHT.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i know dudes who look like the left without training. beanstalk mode isn't hard just don't eat lmao.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I ALREADY SAID I BELIEVE YOU RABBI. WTF MORE DO YOU WANT? A DONATION TO THE ADL?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I ALREADY SAID I BELIEVE YOU RABBI. WTF MORE DO YOU WANT? A DONATION TO THE ADL?

      Cum Genius, is that you?

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Surely my superior speed with lead to victory" itt

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is no point in telling the retards here anything. I'm a pretty strong guy and I get my ass handed to me by old men and a couple women in judo weekly.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely not, the guy on the left sucks absolute garbage.
    The other guy would just sit on him and make him feel like in hs all over again

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chase got fucked up by basic boxing his last fight so id say no

    Good jiu jitsy by still nah

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The guy on the right has never thrown a real punch in his life.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt that guy is stronger than The Mountain.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He wouldn't. You'd have to post video evidence of anorexic dudes decimating dudes with much more mass than them. You're delusional. You can even post anorexic dudes decimating fat dudes with even a moderate amount of muscle ....you won't be able to find any. this is why combat sports require equalized weight standards. You are biased thinking its possible because you never seen that anorexic dude take one someone with muscle because they're in a different weight class and have NEVER fought.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >anorexic
      Why are you talking about anorexia...?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      when someone is that big you just kick their knee one or twice and it breaks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the gay sex.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can't get into fighting because the real techniques like these are just too fucking gay...
      Or maybe these aren't "real" techniques when you think about it. Even in ancient times people could potentially have a knife on them, so the practicality in a real altercation isn't necessarily there.
      Actually now that I think about it, without rules you could put your fingers in a man's eyes or tear off his dick if he tries to grapple you. The more I think about it the more grappling tech just seem like shit fighting disciplines. They have little to no practical usage if anything goes and largely just involve rubbing your naked body over other men. Shit is gay as fuck.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah use a gun

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well no, that's not what I mean. Even without guns it not practical. It genuinely just a sport where men rub against each other while nearly naked.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That should've been what you meant. Fighting is gay and inefficient. The quicker the kill the better

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Fighting is gay and inefficient.
              A lot of striking and throwing disciplines clearly have uses. The altercation won't be prolonged irl though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well no, that's not what I mean. Even without guns it not practical. It genuinely just a sport where men rub against each other while nearly naked.

                I can't get into fighting because the real techniques like these are just too fucking gay...
                Or maybe these aren't "real" techniques when you think about it. Even in ancient times people could potentially have a knife on them, so the practicality in a real altercation isn't necessarily there.
                Actually now that I think about it, without rules you could put your fingers in a man's eyes or tear off his dick if he tries to grapple you. The more I think about it the more grappling tech just seem like shit fighting disciplines. They have little to no practical usage if anything goes and largely just involve rubbing your naked body over other men. Shit is gay as fuck.

                There is no such thing as "fighting fair" when your life really is on the line. I agree with you, Anon. Put in a position to defend yourself, you're going to use everything you can, which negates grappling techniques and other niceties.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >grappling techniques
                >other niceties
                When I rip your ears off and take your eyes out that’s grappling mate. When I drop you on your head on the concrete that’s grappling too

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Do you even know what "grappling" means? If you look up the definition in a fucking dictionary you'll find out that it is REALLY relevant in fights where "your life really is on the line."

                What a fucking retard lmao.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't see the uses. Any decent mugger or dangerous would go for a surprise attack or attack in packs. The best you can do is be aware of your surroundings and stay armed. Don't go to stupid/risky areas

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Any decent...
                If people behaved logically or consistently the world would have no problems.
                Maybe he shouldn't be there and you don't have your gun today, but you can always punch his chin. Grabbing his ass would be a bad idea though...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well if your argument is "what if I forgot my gun" then that sounds like a personal problem.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't get into fighting because the real techniques like these are just too fucking gay...
        Then just watch boxing/kick boxing and ignore gay ufc shit. Like they even wear tight undies in ufc. So gay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > your fingers in a man's eyes or tear off his dick if he tries to grapple you

        This kind of thing turns out to be hard to pull off, and the best way to practice these moves to begin with is by doing grappling. So your point "training grappling is pointless because I will just poke him in the eye" is wrong because the grappler is actually better at poking you in the eye than you are (because you don't train grappling).

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He needs both hands to start grappling and isn't going to be able to go for the dick straight up. You don't need to be super experienced to just fucking grab or kick his dick or prick his eyes when he gets too close.
          Its a shit fighting style that relies heavily on formal rules for viability.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Unbelievable how untrue that is

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I sure hope you didn't waste years of your life practicing literal competitive homosexual foreplay pretending it was a real fighting style.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >You don't need to be super experienced to just fucking grab or kick his dick or prick his eyes when he gets too close.
            I know you don't train, because you think this would be easy to do.

            >Its a shit fighting style that relies heavily on formal rules for viability.
            It really doesn't. The only reason there are rules in MMA is because some moves to permanent damage (eye pokes, groin strikes, strikes to the back of the head).

            But it isn't like there are some martial arts dojos out there where they are poking each other in the eye every day training. No one does that in training because, again, it does permanent damage. The closest approximation you can get to training to eye poke is training to jab. Guess who trains jabs a lot? The martial arts you are saying would lose to someone who can eye poke!

            A wrestler who trains wrestling exclusively will kick you in the dick so much faster and harder than you would.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I know you haven't been in a real fight in your whole life because you're talking about dojos and shit like that. I suggest you drop the grab ass if you want people to take you seriously.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have never been to a dojo. I used it as an example of a ridiculous place that someone like you would imagine you need to visit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I was only pretending to be retarded
                just like how you only pretend to be gay, or maybe you're pretending you just enjoy the craft of feeling up other men and its totally not gay
                I don't care but the point is you are gay

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But the whole point of the posts you're critiquing is that there is no need to go to a dojo or any other place that has formalized fighting rules.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ah good point. Yeah I messed up there.

                I had in my mind the goofy kung fu and krav maga schools that that supposedly teach all the brutal techniques like eye pokes (they don't). But his point was that you don't even need to go to a goofy bullshit martial arts school to learn bullshit techniques like eye pokes. You can just do it on the spot easily with no prior practice.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >easily
                The fact that you think it's easy shows a lot about your level of experience. Also, getting poked in the eye doesn't end a fight if lives are on the line.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              there is literally a guy posted in this thread who trains at a dojo where they ripped out both his legs.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >"grappling" is a shit fighting style
            You realize that grappling is literally any moment when two men are in contact with each other, right? Everything you are describing is "grappling." You are so delusional/ignorant of the subject you're discussing it's crazy.

            >formal rules
            wtf are you talking about? there are no rules to "grappling" because it's not a martial art. are you talking about BJJ??

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The guy on the right destroys every pussy when he enters the room. They scurry to the bathroom to apply a pad because they're dripping too much.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most (real) females think he's gross.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's false though, because he has face. Every chick would be all over a guy who looks like this, the sort of mid-30s mature look to him.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah sorry he's a handsome guy for sure. I just mean in OP's picture, that sort of physique is gross to women.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cbum during his off season, where he's big but still has a decent BF% is quite attractive to women. His face and frame really do him wonders

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is the equivalent of a plastic bimbo which men typically don't like.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >“yeah but I get pussy though“
      >continues to be turned into a bloody puddle
      Also since when is validation from women more important than the eternal warrior spirit?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The only bloody puddle would be the twink next to him in the OP. Literally impossible for him to lose. He started off lifting weights for football it's not like he's not functional.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >t. has never fought his entire life

          The only difference would be that Cbums trenned up heart would explode at the slightest choke

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Also since when is validation from women more important than the eternal warrior spirit?
        roidtrannies literally cannot grasp the concept

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's pure gay sex.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bait

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But what if they had battle axes. Like what even is the point of mma when we are extended phenotype tool users?

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the guy on the left would destroy the guy on the right in a fight
    Lol

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do each train for?
    1 trains to be a good fighter
    1 trains to pack on mass and look good
    What a stupid hot take anon. Great bait tho, 8/10 you got a lot of (You)'s being a gay retard, so keep it up!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fighting is imperative for a man. No excuses.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Homosapien vs roidchud

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    chase hooper is the worst mma fighter in human history. right would murdery him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >worst mma fighter in human history
      That's just flat-out a lie. Did he beat you up or something?
      https://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Chase-Hooper-249301

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        dude fights like a soggy noodle

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          post MMA record

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don't, just give up, people are generally dumb as fuck. You can go around showing cbum's picture to people telling them he's a lifetime natty and everyone will believe it in an instant

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    right kills left
    he tries to twist him around he'll find he's too weak
    twig arm jab vs thick neck? nothing happens
    tries to wrestle, laughs at him while little kid struggles his hardest with hands linked around legs

    being able to fight wouldn't overcome this difference

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If the guy on the right has at least 2 months of good training in any discipline, he wins hard. There's easily a 30kg+ difference between these two and you can't make that up with just skill

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      See

      https://i.imgur.com/ZeOBuGY.jpg

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those aren't UFC/MMA rules you fucking retard. If a bigger guy gets you to the ground you are dead. You are going to die. Your life is over

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just stab hem,
          weapons make martial art useless

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >le ufc/mma rules
          >if you are on the ground your life is over you are literally dead!
          Those arent ufc/mma rules you retard.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Smaller guys who knew jujitsu submitted plenty of bigger opponents back in the early days when the big guys didn't know how to grapple.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >kickboxing
        >you cant grab/tackle/mount opponent

        gay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you cant grab
          Well you can actually.

          >you cant mount
          Why would you? That is literally gay.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do you know why weight class exists in MMA ?

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You realize if Chris grabbed hold of him it’s over right? At a certain point skill doesn’t matter strength could easily snap his arm or do whatever he wants

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. If you weigh double your opponent and have way stronger tendons and muscles there's no chance.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are none of you gays old enough to remember the early days of mma before there were weight classes? The gracies were destroying monsters. Good times.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There are still open weightclass brackets in bjj tournaments. Marcello Garcia was the last big name that comes to mind that basically destroyed guys 40 lbs heavier than him

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I have learned anything it is that anyone who looks muscular can be stomped out of existence.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This particular fighter is absolute trash at striking, he's just some low t bjj dude

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So you are telling a trained professional fighter can beat up some one who doesn't train for fighting? Imagine my shock.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fuck shut the fuck up already. Martial arts fags are the most feminine, insecure gays in the fitness world.
    Why is it that the only other group you ever target with your copes is bodybuilders? Why do you never post about how you could beat up swimmers or shot putters? It would make the same amount of sense.
    Could it be jealousy? Did a bodybuilder fuck your girlfriend?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because swimmers and shot putters don't spam this board with declarations of how tough they are, obviously. Bodybuilders need reality checks.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There is not a single bodybuilder on this shithole website and no one spams about being tough other than martial arts gays.
        If you perceive anything posted here as acting tough then you probably have some sort of complex.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, everything you said is wrong. Impressive.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            cope

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Cope with what?

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For a board full of meatheads you would think more than just a few of you retards would understand that it's over the second right gets his hands on left

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The guy on the left would do EVERYTHING HE COULD to NOT get hit, at all, by the guy on the right.
    And, eventually, would strike a week point and win.

    That's how.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Left can fuck up right if he keeps his distance but would likely get wrecked in grappling or floor game even if right is entirely untrained relative to martial arts.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All of you gays are fucking pathetic :DDDDDDD
    Imagine being a gay bodybuilder lmaoing so hard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >uruguay

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how tf do i get a flat chest like the kid on the left? i'm naturally big chested and it's annoying as fuck..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      reroll ur genetics

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have them play Elden Ring pvp

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kid on the left would get obliterated by someone who weighed 20 lbs more than him.

    There is no replacement for mass.

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the guy on the right would leak blood on the guy on the left, as we all know all bodybuilders are closeted gay escorts, so his surely hiv blood would leak on the guy on the left thusly killing him which in turn means the guy on the right win. playing the long game.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So many fights with massive size differences have already been posted in this thread. You're so lazy. Have another:

      Here's a history lesson for you: there used to be no weight classes in MMA, and bigger people (who had less experience) lost every single time.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If the guy on the right was an experienced pro fighter too would demolish that scrawny twink
    Weight classes exist for a reason

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That has nothing to do with what this thread is about. Who are you arguing with?

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Picrel would destroy them both. If MMA had no weight classes everyone would look like this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Picrel

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who gives a fuck, when was the last time you got in a fight much less with someone who was really a genuine threat to you

    I've been in about 15 fist fights in my 25 years and I can only think of one time I was in any real danger of getting permanently fucked up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thats a ridiculously high number what the fuck. practically 1 a year assuming you started at 10

      you know the average male doesn't even get in a fist fight in their life?

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >this guy who is a professional fighter can totally beat up this guy who doesn’t fight
    Holy fuck no way really?
    This is like a complete culture shock

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