How do you fix this body?

How do you fix this body?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woman
    I'm afraid it's terminal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep prognosis is grim.
      Barrel ride over niagra falls?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just an outfit change. Her whole act is 'le depressed goth-lite girl' not Barbie girl.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      she is quite skinnyfat

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/LzoCwyn.png

        How do you fix this body?

        College girls seem to have this body after one freshman semester

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what they book her as but any interview she's in she just seems normal while actually kind of funny for a woman.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So she was just acting? My love life is a lie? I turned into Chris Pratt clone for nothing!?

  3. 2 months ago
    Giddy

    cum on it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This calls for repeated insertion of my penis into the esophagus, veganal canal, and rectum.

      Based giddy

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can't. this is one of those "well at least she's not fat" types

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's one of those types where she will let you frick her face and that's the only thing that really matters tbh

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    9mm

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fix?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Small breasts with big ass>Big breasts with small ass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nig

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have a mental disease. She is a deformed freak clown.
        I bet you would cal her “mommy” too you fricking sick freak.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah you're just homosexual

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          gay

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          gayyyy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        From that angle her ass is big enough, a chick like Katy Ann has a really flat ass

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nvm Katy has a fat ass now kek most bimbos get ass implants too these dayd

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Humina humina now that's my kind of a woman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      big breasts with big ass > your shitty frogBlack person opinion

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >presented case with two options
        >presents unrelated third option that's not a factor

        Yeah, the only Black person here is you. The anon is clearly debating between small breasts and ass vs breasts and no ass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person lover
      small ass + small breasts >>> anything else

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If you like a big butt on a woman it's because Black person Black person Black person
        This fricking neckbeard website makes me lose IQ points every time i'm on it.

        For the record, it's not a binary. You can appreciate a nice juicy ass without resorting to comic ant-like baboon proportions. Just because your 5 incher can't handle nice round cheeks doesn't mean the rest of us can't enjoy them. homosexual.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >back is arched
        >takes photo from a flattering angle
        If you saw her in real life, you wouldn't check her out because it'll be flat.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If you saw her in real life, you wouldn't check her out because it'll be flat.
          Even better

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you tell me

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/Yi6oV8w.jpg

              you tell me

              WOOD

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/Yi6oV8w.jpg

              you tell me

              >that photsohop and face blur
              lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >those bony love handles
                Yuck, hip dips ruin a woman.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wtf are hip dips? Do all women have them?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. chubby chaser

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Love handles ruin a woman

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wtf are hip dips? Do all women have them?

                It's the shape of the pelvis. Everyone has them.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                no

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/EGgrg1U.jpg

            What's that supposed to prove? Between her and a girl with big ass and small breasts, I would choose BAST 100%

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i remember her having the most overhyped ass. literally nothing special considering there was better asses in porn. it was around the first time simps hit the net. subhuman homosexuals.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That ass was never that good anyway. Small and not a lot of shape. It's all angles and clothing

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post an example of what you think is a good ass then.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No I'm not a coomer who a database of women and their asses to pull up on a moments notice. Go outside for once and see what women look like and you'll see that that ass is nothing special. Tons of women have 'small' asses with way better shape and definition

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >dancing around the challenge I presented this hard and making this to be about my taste in ass instead
              Coward.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >go outside
              >see obese women with baboon asses
              got it anon, thanks for sharing your opinion

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but if one half is smaller than a basketball I'm not calling

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I forget her name but for the longest time the best ass on the internet

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kerya Augustina

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        homosexuals aren't even subtle about it anymore

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      True and real.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Excellent bait
      Look at all them seething replies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop the cap

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      false
      boobs are genetic while ass is genetics + muscle.
      You can't improve boobs but you can improve ass

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok but you have incel genetics

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you have npc prognosis.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          And you are a woman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      objectively correct

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      word

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      amen brother

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      BOOBS OVER ALL
      BOOBS SUPREMACY

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never given a shit about the ass/tit ratio, all that's ever mattered to me is that the girl is of an average BMI and that I can convince myself she's slightly pretty.

      Does this make me gay? Am I gay because of this? I just want them to be a little cute. They don't even need to look cute, just act cute sometimes. I'm so fricking lonely.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No man is gay for having a preference in a type of woman.
        You'll find a good one, I believe in you bro.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      big boobs with big ass > small boobs with big ass/big boobs with small ass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forever and always amigo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      correct

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >40% breasts
      >60% ass
      Need I say more?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. breasts are made by God, ass by squats. You can fix one, but not the other. Implants don't count
      >inb4 "just get her pregnant"
      Huge gamble

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good for a 39yo.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breast enhancement via fat injections until she has at least a G cup

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    by loving it and caressing it

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting sweaty passionate sex is the only known cure. You can boost the treatment if you combo it with dirty JAV style kisses.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put a baby in her

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She lacks muscle mass. Six months in my gym and I will impregn- I mean shape her up.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feed until her tiddies and belly consume her outfit

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Undress her and have dirty sex with her and see if that helps at all
    I might have to do that daily for a month or two before changes can be noticed

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impregnating it

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You affix it to the bed with basic restraints haha

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She could lose some weight

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking the opposite

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She will stay at the perfect weight

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. After she loses the excess.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are homosexuale.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ironic considering homosexuals love fat asses.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Scientifically proven to be the opposite. Homosexuals love young boys flat asses

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    by putting it on mine, heh

    -Sent from my Galaxy A15+
    "More lead more dead"

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that A. Plaza? Her beauty is very particular, and she has great legs. I don't see the problem with a bit of cardio and light weights.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You pump a gallon of cum into her.
    This fixes everything.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just take off her dress
    women with a little extra fat are cute

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    BBC. Congoid variety

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fix?

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    put a wedding ring on the finger and a child in the womb

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my wife has this exact body shape. i fidn it hot as frick to be honest

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    skinny fat women body

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aubrey Plaza is cute as hell though.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make it twenty years younger.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lose a couple of kgs then get her pregnant. She'll look infinitely better at the same weight.

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