>If you like a big butt on a woman it's because Black person Black person Black person
This fricking neckbeard website makes me lose IQ points every time i'm on it.
For the record, it's not a binary. You can appreciate a nice juicy ass without resorting to comic ant-like baboon proportions. Just because your 5 incher can't handle nice round cheeks doesn't mean the rest of us can't enjoy them. homosexual.
i remember her having the most overhyped ass. literally nothing special considering there was better asses in porn. it was around the first time simps hit the net. subhuman homosexuals.
No I'm not a coomer who a database of women and their asses to pull up on a moments notice. Go outside for once and see what women look like and you'll see that that ass is nothing special. Tons of women have 'small' asses with way better shape and definition
I've never given a shit about the ass/tit ratio, all that's ever mattered to me is that the girl is of an average BMI and that I can convince myself she's slightly pretty.
Does this make me gay? Am I gay because of this? I just want them to be a little cute. They don't even need to look cute, just act cute sometimes. I'm so fricking lonely.
>woman
I'm afraid it's terminal
Yep prognosis is grim.
Barrel ride over niagra falls?
Literally just an outfit change. Her whole act is 'le depressed goth-lite girl' not barbie girl.
she is quite skinnyfat
College girls seem to have this body after one freshman semester
That's what they book her as but any interview she's in she just seems normal while actually kind of funny for a woman.
So she was just acting? My love life is a lie? I turned into Chris Pratt clone for nothing!?
cum on it
This calls for repeated insertion of my penis into the esophagus, veganal canal, and rectum.
Based giddy
you can't. this is one of those "well at least she's not fat" types
She's one of those types where she will let you frick her face and that's the only thing that really matters tbh
9mm
Fix?
Small breasts with big ass>Big breasts with small ass
nig
nah
You have a mental disease. She is a deformed freak clown.
I bet you would cal her “mommy” too you fricking sick freak.
nah you're just homosexual
gay
gayyyy
From that angle her ass is big enough, a chick like Katy Ann has a really flat ass
Nvm Katy has a fat ass now kek most bimbos get ass implants too these dayd
Humina humina now that's my kind of a woman
big breasts with big ass > your shitty frogBlack person opinion
>presented case with two options
>presents unrelated third option that's not a factor
Yeah, the only Black person here is you. The anon is clearly debating between small breasts and ass vs breasts and no ass.
Black person lover
small ass + small breasts >>> anything else
>If you like a big butt on a woman it's because Black person Black person Black person
This fricking neckbeard website makes me lose IQ points every time i'm on it.
For the record, it's not a binary. You can appreciate a nice juicy ass without resorting to comic ant-like baboon proportions. Just because your 5 incher can't handle nice round cheeks doesn't mean the rest of us can't enjoy them. homosexual.
>back is arched
>takes photo from a flattering angle
If you saw her in real life, you wouldn't check her out because it'll be flat.
>If you saw her in real life, you wouldn't check her out because it'll be flat.
Even better
you tell me
WOOD
>that photsohop and face blur
lmao
>those bony love handles
Yuck, hip dips ruin a woman.
Wtf are hip dips? Do all women have them?
t. chubby chaser
Love handles ruin a woman
It's the shape of the pelvis. Everyone has them.
no
What's that supposed to prove? Between her and a girl with big ass and small breasts, I would choose BAST 100%
i remember her having the most overhyped ass. literally nothing special considering there was better asses in porn. it was around the first time simps hit the net. subhuman homosexuals.
That ass was never that good anyway. Small and not a lot of shape. It's all angles and clothing
Post an example of what you think is a good ass then.
No I'm not a coomer who a database of women and their asses to pull up on a moments notice. Go outside for once and see what women look like and you'll see that that ass is nothing special. Tons of women have 'small' asses with way better shape and definition
>dancing around the challenge I presented this hard and making this to be about my taste in ass instead
Coward.
>go outside
>see obese women with baboon asses
got it anon, thanks for sharing your opinion
Not him but if one half is smaller than a basketball I'm not calling
I forget her name but for the longest time the best ass on the internet
Kerya Augustina
homosexuals aren't even subtle about it anymore
True and real.
Excellent bait
Look at all them seething replies
Stop the cap
false
boobs are genetic while ass is genetics + muscle.
You can't improve boobs but you can improve ass
Ok but you have incel genetics
you have npc prognosis.
And you are a woman
Real
objectively correct
word
amen brother
BOOBS OVER ALL
BOOBS SUPREMACY
I've never given a shit about the ass/tit ratio, all that's ever mattered to me is that the girl is of an average BMI and that I can convince myself she's slightly pretty.
Does this make me gay? Am I gay because of this? I just want them to be a little cute. They don't even need to look cute, just act cute sometimes. I'm so fricking lonely.
No man is gay for having a preference in a type of woman.
You'll find a good one, I believe in you bro.
big boobs with big ass > small boobs with big ass/big boobs with small ass
Forever and always amigo
correct
>40% breasts
>60% ass
Need I say more?
No. breasts are made by God, ass by squats. You can fix one, but not the other. Implants don't count
>inb4 "just get her pregnant"
Huge gamble
Looks good for a 39yo.
Breast enhancement via fat injections until she has at least a G cup
by loving it and caressing it
Disgusting sweaty passionate sex is the only known cure. You can boost the treatment if you combo it with dirty JAV style kisses.
Put a baby in her
She lacks muscle mass. Six months in my gym and I will impregn- I mean shape her up.
Feed until her tiddies and belly consume her outfit
Undress her and have dirty sex with her and see if that helps at all
I might have to do that daily for a month or two before changes can be noticed
Impregnating it
You affix it to the bed with basic restraints haha
She could lose some weight
I was thinking the opposite
She will stay at the perfect weight
Yes. After she loses the excess.
You are homosexuale.
Ironic considering homosexuals love fat asses.
Scientifically proven to be the opposite. Homosexuals love young boys flat asses
by putting it on mine, heh
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"More lead more dead"
Is that A. Plaza? Her beauty is very particular, and she has great legs. I don't see the problem with a bit of cardio and light weights.
You pump a gallon of cum into her.
This fixes everything.
Just take off her dress
women with a little extra fat are cute
BBC. Congoid variety
fix?
put a wedding ring on the finger and a child in the womb
my wife has this exact body shape. i fidn it hot as frick to be honest
skinny fat women body
Aubrey Plaza is cute as hell though.
My wife
Make it twenty years younger.
Lose a couple of kgs then get her pregnant. She'll look infinitely better at the same weight.