How do you stop this man without a gun if he tries to attack you?

How do you stop this man without a gun if he tries to attack you?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you don't. you just pepper your angus

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kick to the balls, stomp to the knee, eye poke, hit to the brain stem, hook to the jaw/temple/chin...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eye pokes are extremely effective. I learned this when I accidently eye poked someone in a fight

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I learned it when a girl I was seeing put on her coat with a flourish and the edge of the seam was pulled across my eye. Freak accident, but debilitating.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jog leisurely away. No way this guy's heart won't explode from cardio.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    99% of the people on this board can outrun him and his enlarged heart

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hug him and start caressing his chest, the slowly go down his abs and blow softly in his ears, also pee a little

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    javelin to the heart

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tell him you can beat him in armwrestling
    >he goes to get a table
    >make a run for it while he does

  8. 2 weeks ago
    NotGiddy

    Shoot him
    >i said without a gun
    Well i have a gun so you can't stop me

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Point out his hairline. His ego would be hurt long enough to give me a chance to run away, or let his guard down enough to get a knife in his neck.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    id just run, i doubt hes going to catch me. Even if he could just by the looks of him as soon as I start running hes going to think
    >cardio? man i really dont want to

    Id have to really pissed him off for him to be bothered to run

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >martialcucks will claim their twink ass can beat this motherfucker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Having big arms doesn't give you concussion resistance, he's bigger than prime Mike and yet would still be out cold on the ground after Mike's first punch. You can't train your brain to be more concussion resistant.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Having big arms doesn't give you concussion resistance
        But having a big neck does. That's why Tyson trained his neck to over 20 inches

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's true but his head movement saved him far more than any amount of neck training ever could.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    marbles
    banana peels
    pies
    anvils

    slapstickmaxxing jerrymode

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't this guy almost die from roiding and had to undergo surgeries? I'll just run away from him for about 5 minutes till his heart blows up

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Denis is a good guy. He wouldn't hurt a fly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Roidtrannies have the same impulse-control as morons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you the alcoholchud in that video who's still butthurt this many years later? Also are you implying Denis did anything wrong there?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I pepper spray him and kick him in the head while he's on the ground bawling his eyes out like a bitch.
    Alternatively I stab him in the neck and walk away while he's laying there in a puddle of his own blood.
    Without weapons I just try to hit his jaw and hope I knock him out or run away because I doubt he can catch me.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Put my hand on his forehead and watch him run in place towards me

  18. 2 weeks ago
    John

    i run until he collapses from exhaustion (around 200 meters)

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