How does anyone eat this shite?

How does anyone eat this shite?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah how does anyone eat granola, yogurt, and fruit? Fucking disgusting. Unlike pic related, which is a culinary masterpiece.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Granola + greek yoghurt + blueberries is amazing

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I make overnight oats with chocolate flavor protein powder and milk. I have it 5 days a week. Keeps me full the whole morning

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    too lazy for overnight oats
    i just take a big load of oats in the morning, add some milk and heat it for a minute on the microwave so it becomes at least somewhat pasty

    then i stop breathing through my nose so i cant taste the shitty slop ive created and wolf it down in under a couple minutes
    voila

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >so it becomes at least somewhat pasty

      i only microwave mine for 30 secs, i still ned itt o be soup

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nice. i cant really stomach it when the oats and milk are too separate even when i add honey

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          im the opposite, if the oats and milk get too thick i can barely get it in my mouth. i just do a cup of oats and cup of whole milk, sit in frdige for 10-15 minutes to soak up a bit, spoon of peanut butter then microwave for 30 sec

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i might try that soaking thing, the thickness does slow me down a bit sometimes

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              the soaking is just because since i cook it for such a short time, the old fashioned oats are still hard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >so it becomes at least somewhat pasty

      i only microwave mine for 30 secs, i still ned itt o be soup

      nice. i cant really stomach it when the oats and milk are too separate even when i add honey

      im the opposite, if the oats and milk get too thick i can barely get it in my mouth. i just do a cup of oats and cup of whole milk, sit in frdige for 10-15 minutes to soak up a bit, spoon of peanut butter then microwave for 30 sec

      i might try that soaking thing, the thickness does slow me down a bit sometimes

      the soaking is just because since i cook it for such a short time, the old fashioned oats are still hard

      just do them overnight, then it actually has some flavor and you don't have to microwave at all

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i microwave to soften the peanut butter a little bit to stir easier. overnight oats seem like a huge pain in the ass. ive been doing my cup oats, cup whole milk, spoon pb, 30 sec microave for years now

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >put in jar
          >shake
          >put in fridge
          wow, incredibly inconvenient!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro thats called porridge

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        are the uncooked oats better for you or is it all the same shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Most oats are basically pre cooked anyway. After being rolled they're steamed and then dried.
          They only lose a tiny amount of nutrients during the steaming process though, I think it was about ~3% of iron and zinc from what I remember.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oats + tbsp molasses + tbsp maple syrup + raisins + pumpkin seeds + tbsp almond butter

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It literally comes with spoon. Are you blind?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women do all kinds of dumb things, anon. It's their nature.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I surmise the vast majority orally ingest them using a mouth that chews the food.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the mastication of the mouth chews the food

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay OP, tell us how you managed to fuck up overnight oats of all things. We'll walk you through it.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I use a spoon.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that looks tasty af what are you on about? are you fat?

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