How does Blaha simultaneously look obese, skinny and jacked all at once? Posted on February 9, 2023 by Anonymous How does Blaha simultaneously look obese, skinny and jacked all at once?
Because he is only 300x168 pixels maybe
why do people hate him so much?
It's literally just because he's ugly, many such cases
Have you seen any of his videos? He's a combination of retarded and arrogant which just makes him completely unbearable.
I watched one of his videos where he was talking about the trap bar deadlift scene in American Sniper.
The first part of the video was him explaining what the guy was doing with the trap bar, then I blanked out for a moment because I just remembered something and when I went back to the vid (which I forgot to pause) he was rambling and ranting about how "no one should disrespect our troops" and "my cousin is now training to be a specop" for the remainder of the vid.
Never thought I'd experience a "Now that's what I call ISTness" outside of IST
He used to pretend to be a former navy seal-like hitman who went on missions for the Clinton administration during "the powder wars", as he called them.
No fucking way he fakes Valor like this that is too funny lmao
That's only the tip of the iceberg. If you want to take a deep dive into the man known as Jason 'Hemingway' Blaha, look here:
Lmao he claims to be a martial arts master on the internet and shit too. I've known people like this irl it's fucking unbelievable. Is it like a mental illness or something, people lying through their teeth like this. No one reasonable would think that people believe all the BS.
One guy I knew was fat and had stretch marks, he used to say he was in gangs all his life and shit. One day he lifted his arms up and noticed that I looked at his gut and told me that the stretch marks were stab wounds lmfao.
The whole Jason Blaha-era of youtube fitness was pretty kino. He was continually called out and exposed by people. Yet he kept doubling down on his increasingly elaborate lies. IIRC it all culminated when actual veterans called him out for 'stolen valor' which eventually led him to backtrack on everything.
>Claimed Stolen Valor for years
>Pathological liar who created a fake history for himself to appear like he's some tough guy giga Chad
>Always threatened to kill anyone if they approached him looking to cause trouble
>Held people at gun point and humiliated them on camera because a bunch of ISTmisc people found his address and made fake ads on Craigslist and sent unsuspecting people to his apartment who thought they were gonna get laid
>Claims he has black belts in several martial arts
I mean I could keep going but is that enough for you?
because his lore is absolutely insane and its not possible to summarize it with less than 1000 words.
he has for example claimed to be a reptilian overlord that aliens chose to breed superior human beings etc. and you could brush it off as some "le ebin troll meme" that was in one facebook post but no he literally held these opinions for years and years and has thousands of forum posts on conspiracy theory forums and he doubled down on his insane stories on his youtube channel etc.
he seems to have cooled off and become "normal" and tried to delete everything off the internet and act like the above mentioned didn't happen, i mean he will just perma ban you whenever he sees any post about his past.
so if you just started following him now or knew him casually from the past yeah i can see why people might not understand whats the big deal about him but most people havent forgotten and he will forever be remembered as such.
That our boi hemingway
Because he has shitty genes and despite of them still works harder than you and outlifts you whilst in his 40s
he roids, he roids and looks like dung. He has TERRIBLE genetics and pisspoor response to roids, thats why he looks awful.
No one thinks Jason Blaha looks jacked. Here he is next to people who've never been to the gym once in their life.
all natties look DYEL with their shirts on
go ahead, post body and prove me wrong. That goes for anyone reading this at all. Since we're anonymous no one has any incentive to pretend they don't roid, and that happens to be the entirety of good looking "natties" elsewhere.
hes not natty what a fuck
not if you have arms. There is a clear difference between DYEL arms and toned arms
yeah, and that difference is called roids
At BEST you'll get some definition near the very top and that parts hidden by your sleeve.
>all natties look DYEL with their shirts on
Blaha has been on steroids for 10+ years.
>thinks blaha is natty
This has to be the most dyel post ever written.
Shit genes, used to be much fatter so has loose skin. Always overweight. Genuineness cursed physique
that's our boy Hemingway
How does he look
Doesn't do cardio. Eats like shit. Doesn’t do isolation exercises. Bad hip genetics. Doesn’t do enough volume.
Doesn’t do isolation exercises. Especially arms.
Does mostly legs workouts so has big legs. As least puts some effort into upper body.
>traffic waaaaay down
>sock accounts no longer working
>second hand mutated shit info
>hit IST because you think everyone there is lower than you to try and drum up views again.
Sage these, he had his chance and it's over along with most of the charlatans from ten years ago.
He must have the worst diet imaginable. Definitely has strength but never got the "not eating like a hippo with down syndrome" thing down.
Blaha always delivers with the ments, he now lives with a jukie that murdered her boyfriend and he is putting money into his facebook page by sharing memes. This fucking guy is by far my favorite lolcow
wait isn't he living with ruby cherry?
At least our boy hemingway is laying pipe
Why does vegand gains look diabetic
>flew across the country to pay a 65 year old crack whore to peg him
>left his dog unattended for a week, his new roomie, the junkie murderer out on bail for shooting her husband is supposed to look after Nova but shoots up instead
>gets home and the dog is dying
>bloho puts the sick dog in a garbage bag and throws it in the dumpster
There was this channel logicalbro that made the funniest Blahino vids during his saga. Literally remember crying from laughing so hard. Tried to look it up recently and looks like he took them all down.