How fucked am I?

I didn't realize this had caffine and was sucking it straight from the bottle this past hour. I am 6'3" and 150 lbs (not a regular here). This has 60mg of caffine per squeeze, and 18 servings. Doing the math I just consumed 1080mg of caffine. Do I survive?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP you are about to travel through time, see you on the other side

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    live stream your convulsions

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make yourself puke immediately

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1080mg of caffine
      >6'3"
      >150lbs
      wow you're DYEL as fuck. But whatever. You're male right? 400mg is the upper limit but it has to cater to the lowest common denominator. 600mg probably your upper limit for safety. At 1080 you're going to experience some intense heart activity and potentially some palpitations. If you're otherwise healthy you'll probably survive. Best course of action is said.

      That said I knew a couple of jokers who thought it would be funny to take 6 5-hour energies, plus a monster, plus caffeinated soda. The 5HE had 200mg of caffeine each, or 1200mg total, plus the 180 in the can of monster, plus the 60 or whatever was in the dr pepper. They were around 5'8 maybe 5'9 but they definitely weighed more than you. Anyway they couldn't sleep that night and the next morning told us that it felt like their hearts were going to pop out of their chests and their chests really hurt. They are both still alive.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I drank this an hour and a half ago, is it too late to puke? Also yesterday I ate 12 donuts in one sitting for a retarded challenge and already made myself throw up.

      thats ~5 espresso shots. you'll be fine chief. just keep up with the waters to hydrate yourself.

      Thank's for the encouragement

      KEEP GOING

      I'll keep you guys updated, right now my foot falls asleep if I sit down for a few minutes. I am currently chugging water and pacing around constantly listening to vaporwave to calm myself.

      Prepare for the worst anxiety of your life lol

      Baste

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it’s not too late you’ll be doing yourself a favor if you empty your stomach

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck sucks this shit straight from the bottle? It taste bad enough diluted.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats ~5 espresso shots. you'll be fine chief. just keep up with the waters to hydrate yourself.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      KEEP GOING

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like 18. One espresso has 60-80mg of caffeine.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah fuck ur right, read 100mg espresso ( 212mg) instead of 30g (1oz). My bad bruh

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >60mg per squeeze
    >Doing the math i just consumed 1080mg of caffeine
    Anon as you said its 60mg per squeeze as long as you drink the entire bottle you didnt consume caffeine assuming you didnt squeeze the bottle. So in lamens terms you didnt consume caffeine since you didnt squeeze

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s crazy what science can do these days

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prepare for the worst anxiety of your life lol

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    breh ya gotta watcch out thems is gains goblins yhear?????

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk op but maybe this video will help

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      most preworkouts are 200-375mg of caffeine per scoop so 8 scoops is 1600-3000mg of caffeine. Don't worry OP you're more than likely gonna be fine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      most preworkouts are 200-375mg of caffeine per scoop so 8 scoops is 1600-3000mg of caffeine. Don't worry OP you're more than likely gonna be fine

      This and also that pre workout had other shit in it, so I imagine I'll be fine. I am currently laying down wagging my feet to keep them awake. If I fall asleep will I fuck things over more or is it good if I manage to hit the hay?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i would be careful I heard if your arm starts to limp it is a sign of a heart attack but idk about feet. your blood pressure might being getting too high

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          UPDATE: Just woke up from like a two hour power nap and both of my arms were 100% limp. I regained my right arm in like 30 seconds and my left took like 3 minutes. I love you guys, I'll see you all soo

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh my god he died before he could finish typing

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              his cat walked on his keyboard, typed the captcha and hit post

              rip

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        personally for me when I take like 600mg of caffeine I just go super hard in the gym and try to "burn it off" but idk I feel like just doing nothing with all that energy is just gonna give u anxiety

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >didn’t realize this had caffeine
    >says “energy” on the label
    learn to read you stupid moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Germany gets most of its energy from Russia
      >That obviously means caffeine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It says caffeine right there
      Nice bait you cuck

      I bought it to drink not to read

      Yeah fuck ur right, read 100mg espresso ( 212mg) instead of 30g (1oz). My bad bruh

      >100mg espresso ( 212mg)
      Wow, nice math retard. Maybe try reading

      bro caffeine LD50 is like over 10 grams, you're aight

      That number seems a bit high...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        LD50 for humans is 150-200 mg per kg of bodyweight (150 lb = 68 kg), so 10200 mgs on the low end unless you have heart problems or something
        you underestimate how difficult it is to kill a human with stimulants, especially a moron drug like caffeine

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          > The oral LD50 of caffeine in rats is 192 mg/kg.[MSDS] An acute fatal overdose of caffeine in humans is about 10–14 grams (equivalent to 150–200 mg/kg of body weight).
          https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/Caffeine#section=Toxicity

          ur fiiine, just gonna get a lil giddy

          Alright thanks brothers, I am feeling somewhat better now. Probably will return to normal in the next day or so. The way I can describe it is temporarily feeling like a 65 year old.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to drink 1-2 monsters per day but now I cut caffeine cold turkey

    feels good man

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is op dead?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is so dead

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Update: My dick stopped working for a bit but now it's back up and running. I can sit and lay down without any body parts going numb.

      Nah I'm here.

      >I might die
      better make a IST thread

      you're truly a mastermind OP

      I know my life's worth

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I might die
    better make a IST thread

    you're truly a mastermind OP

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'll be fine, back in the army we used to take shots of it during overnight training and staff duty. The real fun is when you add it to everclear.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everclear

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will be okay

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It says caffeine right there
    Nice bait you cuck

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically you will probably puke and shit your pants off, but if you're trying to ride it out you might want to get some theanine which will neutralize a lot of the anxiety or try to eat something fatty so the absorption is slower.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro caffeine LD50 is like over 10 grams, you're aight

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > The oral LD50 of caffeine in rats is 192 mg/kg.[MSDS] An acute fatal overdose of caffeine in humans is about 10–14 grams (equivalent to 150–200 mg/kg of body weight).
    https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/Caffeine#section=Toxicity

    ur fiiine, just gonna get a lil giddy

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go for a run

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a lethal dose of caffeine is ten grams, you had one. you will be very buzzed but fine

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