I didn't realize this had caffine and was sucking it straight from the bottle this past hour. I am 6'3" and 150 lbs (not a regular here). This has 60mg of caffine per squeeze, and 18 servings. Doing the math I just consumed 1080mg of caffine. Do I survive?
OP you are about to travel through time, see you on the other side
live stream your convulsions
Make yourself puke immediately
>1080mg of caffine
>6'3"
>150lbs
wow you're DYEL as frick. But whatever. You're male right? 400mg is the upper limit but it has to cater to the lowest common denominator. 600mg probably your upper limit for safety. At 1080 you're going to experience some intense heart activity and potentially some palpitations. If you're otherwise healthy you'll probably survive. Best course of action is said.
That said I knew a couple of jokers who thought it would be funny to take 6 5-hour energies, plus a monster, plus caffeinated soda. The 5HE had 200mg of caffeine each, or 1200mg total, plus the 180 in the can of monster, plus the 60 or whatever was in the dr pepper. They were around 5'8 maybe 5'9 but they definitely weighed more than you. Anyway they couldn't sleep that night and the next morning told us that it felt like their hearts were going to pop out of their chests and their chests really hurt. They are both still alive.
I drank this an hour and a half ago, is it too late to puke? Also yesterday I ate 12 donuts in one sitting for a moronic challenge and already made myself throw up.
Thank's for the encouragement
I'll keep you guys updated, right now my foot falls asleep if I sit down for a few minutes. I am currently chugging water and pacing around constantly listening to vaporwave to calm myself.
Baste
No it’s not too late you’ll be doing yourself a favor if you empty your stomach
Who the frick sucks this shit straight from the bottle? It taste bad enough diluted.
thats ~5 espresso shots. you'll be fine chief. just keep up with the waters to hydrate yourself.
KEEP GOING
More like 18. One espresso has 60-80mg of caffeine.
Yeah frick ur right, read 100mg espresso ( 212mg) instead of 30g (1oz). My bad bruh
>60mg per squeeze
>Doing the math i just consumed 1080mg of caffeine
Anon as you said its 60mg per squeeze as long as you drink the entire bottle you didnt consume caffeine assuming you didnt squeeze the bottle. So in lamens terms you didnt consume caffeine since you didnt squeeze
It’s crazy what science can do these days
Prepare for the worst anxiety of your life lol
breh ya gotta watcch out thems is gains goblins yhear?????
idk op but maybe this video will help
most preworkouts are 200-375mg of caffeine per scoop so 8 scoops is 1600-3000mg of caffeine. Don't worry OP you're more than likely gonna be fine
This and also that pre workout had other shit in it, so I imagine I'll be fine. I am currently laying down wagging my feet to keep them awake. If I fall asleep will I frick things over more or is it good if I manage to hit the hay?
i would be careful I heard if your arm starts to limp it is a sign of a heart attack but idk about feet. your blood pressure might being getting too high
UPDATE: Just woke up from like a two hour power nap and both of my arms were 100% limp. I regained my right arm in like 30 seconds and my left took like 3 minutes. I love you guys, I'll see you all soo
oh my god he died before he could finish typing
his cat walked on his keyboard, typed the captcha and hit post
rip
personally for me when I take like 600mg of caffeine I just go super hard in the gym and try to "burn it off" but idk I feel like just doing nothing with all that energy is just gonna give u anxiety
>didn’t realize this had caffeine
>says “energy” on the label
learn to read you stupid Black person
>Germany gets most of its energy from Russia
>That obviously means caffeine
I bought it to drink not to read
>100mg espresso ( 212mg)
Wow, nice math moron. Maybe try reading
That number seems a bit high...
LD50 for humans is 150-200 mg per kg of bodyweight (150 lb = 68 kg), so 10200 mgs on the low end unless you have heart problems or something
you underestimate how difficult it is to kill a human with stimulants, especially a little b***h drug like caffeine
Alright thanks brothers, I am feeling somewhat better now. Probably will return to normal in the next day or so. The way I can describe it is temporarily feeling like a 65 year old.
I used to drink 1-2 monsters per day but now I cut caffeine cold turkey
feels good man
is op dead?
He is so dead
Update: My dick stopped working for a bit but now it's back up and running. I can sit and lay down without any body parts going numb.
Nah I'm here.
I know my life's worth
>I might die
better make a IST thread
you're truly a mastermind OP
You'll be fine, back in the army we used to take shots of it during overnight training and staff duty. The real fun is when you add it to everclear.
>everclear
You will be okay
>It says caffeine right there
Nice bait you cuck
Realistically you will probably puke and shit your pants off, but if you're trying to ride it out you might want to get some theanine which will neutralize a lot of the anxiety or try to eat something fatty so the absorption is slower.
bro caffeine LD50 is like over 10 grams, you're aight
> The oral LD50 of caffeine in rats is 192 mg/kg.[MSDS] An acute fatal overdose of caffeine in humans is about 10–14 grams (equivalent to 150–200 mg/kg of body weight).
https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/Caffeine#section=Toxicity
ur fiiine, just gonna get a lil giddy
Go for a run
a lethal dose of caffeine is ten grams, you had one. you will be very buzzed but fine