How much can you guys actually strict OHP?
Ive plateaued and 1 pl8 seems unachievable
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Ive plateaued and 1 pl8 seems unachievable
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I started strict pressing 1pl8 OHP when I had lifted a few years and gained a good bit of weight. I excel at OHP and deadlift for my bodyweight tho
THIS b***h NAMED MARFA LMAO
What do you even say to a girl this hot?
hey marfa when I see you breasts it makes my dick barfa
>look at my HWD
works every time
Imagine being so insecure over HWD that you had to post a whole ass video you had saved on your computer. Sad!
i want these nuts in your marfa
Smegma
you just flex a ‘cep
The same you'd say to a girl who's not that hot if you want to have any chance at all.
Yo Marfa I wanna scarfa your pussy!
>marfa? I don't even know ya
>You must be from Tennessee because you are the only 10 I see
classic but doesn't really work in Tennessee
nice breasts what's your number
>ignore breasts
>ignore beauty
>treat like you would treat a 5/10
>don't talk too much
>let her talk
>always have something better to do than her
This is assuming you're not a sperg, in good shape, dress well and have good hygiene, you know the bare minimum that most homosexuals here don't meet
It really, really isn't that hard and there's tons of books, movies, even songs you can draw from to learn the correct mindset
But since you're a frogposter you're probably a defeatist zero effort homosexual so no Marfa tiddy for you
This only works if she's interested enough
Since this is tinder there's always atleast one guy in her match list whos more attractive
>i wasnt born with top .01% genetics so why try
you're right just give up anon, you won't amount to anything anyway
Black person
That's why you should try to pull girls like this in real life. Just being physically present gives you a head start to any Tinder profile.
>t. average DYEL dude who still got lucky once in a while pulling hot club bawds
Nice larp, average guys don't get hot girls, especially in clubs.
Great advice, really
Shit beta advice
>all these serious replies all wrong
It does not matter. Either she likes you and she will make it work no matter what dumb shit you say, or she does not and then it is irrelevant too. No need to worry about it.
kek this. why do incels still think they can "game" their way out of 200,000 years of hardwired behavior?
You’re vastly underestimating the moronation of people on here. You can transplant their brains in the body of 10/10 perfectly her type guy and she will run for the hills still.
very good post
people will spend 7 hrs a day trying to get hot without realizing the entire time they're hurting their personality & brain by stressing over the minute details of plucking their eyebrows or some shit
Ugly cope, completely untrue. If your a attractive male, you'll get laid no matter how Austic you are
https://voca.ro/13XMTpfveZGi
Kek u sound like a old low test beta, keep coping you ugly delusional moron, good looks overshadow any amount of male autism
the first, and ONLY 'goodlook' thing checked by women are 'is this guy strong and can he kill me? (with his BARE hands)'
pass that and the only thing left that matters is your personality
women HATE autistic guys. HATE THEM. they can't play with them, they can't manipulate them, they can't entice them with their bodies... it's fricking nightmare
>Personality meme
some, if not all, of the people on this website, are repulsive personalities that no matter the amount of looks of grand body they obtain, they will be insufferable therefore a waste of time to be with
actually, it's stupid to say 1 thing is the deciding factor
it's everything
a guy can be 6'3" tall and you'd hear that thinking 'damn he must be a monster with the ladies' only to find some lanklet with 0 game and a recessed chin
your success with woman is a sum of parts, but trust autism is the worst possible thing you could have going for yourself
autistic woman on the other hand...
holy based so much this, this is why chuds and incels dont get yet
This
Being a 9/10 dude means there are more girls that like you, even 9/10 dudes run into girls not into them and they move on in those cases
It's why there are legit attractive dudes with gfs that are not that attractive, those girls made it easier for the guys and gave them hints to advance n shit
Chads I have a question, I hooked up with a girl and I wanna hook up with her again but I'm not romantically interested in her
How do I invite her around mine again to frick her brains out without being seen as needy?
I think our first hook up went fine because she decide to stick around for a second day and we went out for a date and then back to mine to frick again (she paid), but it wasn't intimate for me because I couldn't cum idk why, but I just couldn't so I just fricked her for like an hour and half
Don’t overthink it. Don’t explain yourself. Just message her like ‘hey you free next Friday? I’d like to see you again :)’. The key is to keep it simple
>friday night we frick.
Should I make it a date or something? I kinda wanna go out for food
If you want, yeah go for it. Once you’ve had sex with someone, they tend to be way more comfortable around you so you can be more casual. Just be like ‘hey are you free this week?’ Then when u sort out a time be like ‘I want to go to x for food. What do you think?’. No need to play any games in my opinion. Women are emotionally intelligent so she will probably pick up on your intentions to hangout casually as long as you are chill about it and don’t suggest anywhere too romantic. Be open to her suggestions if she thinks a meal is too intense though
>"hey are you free this week? wanna get some food?"
>Women are emotionally intelligent
>she will certainly know you want to frick her pussy
>mind game her instead of just saying "let's frick Friday night and eat tacos"
like idk man
The point I’m getting across is that you don’t have to come up with some crazy game plan. Just casually suggest something and then discuss the details with her. In my experience it’s good to be slightly vague but you know the situation better than me
Bitches love jumping to conclusions. Just suggest food, provide some entertainment element as well. Like "let's get tacos nearby X and then drinks and billiards at Y bar?"
Do that for 2 hours and then take her home to frick
>I couldn't cum
how to massively turn off a woman 101
don't come after fricking her
that's basically sexual rejection to them
they WANT your cum
they THINK about your cum
it's like the prize at the end of the ride
they want it on their bodies, in their mouths, in their pussies...
you fricked that one up
Idk why
It's not like I wasn't horny, I was hard af and got hard from just getting into physical contact when we cuddled and shit I reckon it might have been the condom which was unironically too small
whatever the case might be, you gotta do everything in your power to cum when a girl lets you hit it or she'll be devastated without showing it
girls want 1 thing when they frick you, above all else: your orgasm
I'd probably let this one go if I'm being honest
find somebody you can frick without a condom
don't use a condom frick dude
>don't use a condom frick dude
I like fricking about and I don't want no STDs mang
pussy frick
if you can't risk a little rash when you're fricking prostitutes you don't deserve to be fricking prostitutes
get your ass on the wife grind
It's really fricking weird though, I've been fricking prostitutes with condoms on before and I've never had a problem cumming before. This is a first for me, maybe her pre-sex talk about how she hoped I don't cum in under 3 mins got into my head and I couldn't
ya that fricking sucks man
do yourself a fav never get married
try to find some upper class prostitutes you're happy fricking raw
raw fricking the only way to go
but let this last one go, she's ruined on you
I promise you that
have a nice day moron boomer, i can recognize your posts and they're always coal
same
here's a post of urs
fricking moronic post
called out and slain
and you fricking salty now
fricking have a nice day
END
YOUR
LIFE
How much?
I get a lot of wins when I open up with “you eat ass?”
>hi
wanna ride in my FIAT UNO?
She's not that hot. Ofc I'd smash, but let's not pretend this is a 10/10 unicorn lmao
slightly above average face but those breasts make her as good as a 10 statistically
>slightly above average face
Ahahah, you're fricking blind Black person.
>those breasts make her as good as a 10
They're nice, but nah. Depends if they're nice outside of those titholsters.
Also look at that fricking gut that she's desperately sucking in for the pic.
She's a 6/10 chubster. If her pussy is clean, then she's 7/10 because most overweight b***hes can't clean that shit properly.
i don't care about what you think
"Ay niggy u wan sum frick?"
another one is "I eat ass"
Are you an archeologist?
No, I'm a dog. Now bend over and lemme bury my bone, b***h.
You don't have to worry about it.A guy who posts frogs and asks IST of all places how to talk with women would never match with a girl like that anyways
So your name is Martha and Marfa is just you trying to sound cute?
>hehe.. hey... BARFA! *Fake puking throw up noises*
>will you marry me
90kg at 61kg
skip the small talk and start discussing hegelian dialectic
>barfa barfa
>braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppp
comment on something in the picture that isn't her
this is a shockingly effective method of bedding tinder prostitutes way above your league, they don't know how to handle a man not simping over them to their face and the response is pussy moistening for some reason
real homies know
Let me buy you a drink.
this anon is half-right
women are emotional - tell her that her bedroom is a fricking mess.
>"hi"
>"heyy"
>"your bedroom is a mess"
>"w-what"
>"you should clean it"
>"o-okay then"
Heh, nailed it
Nice shoes. Wanna frick?
bend over
You really should avoid women that pose online like this. They were probably molested and have mental problems.
perfect.
>Wanna smuggle some gushers into Minions the Rise of Gru with me?
>you look busted as frick but the sad reality is u get dozens of small dicks wants to hit it... ur life fricking sucks have a nice day lol
Marfa you make my pp barfa
You know that you're the most beautiful creature I have encountered today, right?
Let's cook some pizza together, know better each other more and see where it can get us (come over bih I need to suck on those milky milky breasts by accompanying of your moans while you ride me aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa)
>You know that you're the most beautiful creature I have encountered today, right?
never ever compliment a hot girl's looks, that's like rule 1 of pickup you moron. ngmi.
You don't see that. I said TODAY.
>don't even 3d chess and said ngmi
don't try fancy shit with women
call her a prostitute, say she looks dressed like a bawd, tell her to send u some nudes, send ur wiener, boom make arrangements to meet irl
this shit really ain't hard
I don't think I can pull it off. I can't do what doesn't feel right to me, only do what natural. Also I think it works for guys who are genuinely write smth like Thai can play so only irl
the more aggressive you can step up to women, the more fun and success you're going to have with them
it's' the only way son
hit the gym
this is true, the actual things to say to look aggresive and bold without crossing the line to wienery (you need to be good looking to pull this off) is what I don't know.
If you try this and are ugly it looks as over compensating and you will get shot down faster than flight 93 on 9/11
it's a matter of not giving a frick
imagine the respect a woman would have if some rat looking mother fricker 5'5 came to her and said 'fkn prostitute drop the panties now so I can sniff it'
if anything the worse you look the more effective it is to be a playful aggressive butthole
You Def upto something, I just don't want to force smth. But will incorporate more assertiveness. My problem is I really anxious, I don't play numbers game, always go for a kill. And when I do a move, i try to be at least a little suave and have fun
nta but do I really have to be aggressive to get normal girls? I'm not an aggressive person and have no particular desire to fake being one. I'm not afraid of confrontation, but just being an butthole for no reason feels stupid
Yes women are way more attracted to that. Like flies on shit. I learned that at 19 when I was basically told that I was socially moronic and knew things had to change. I could joke and was somewhat sharp witted but had 0 confidence in myself. You know the movie 2 guns? With Mark Wahlberg and Denzel Washington. I pretty much copied Marks characters arrogance and it helped me immensely. During this time I had just joined the military and was in schooling. In high school I was quiet kid who slept in class because anxiety made me not even show up to school and would skip. In military I literally became the class clown (civilian instructor) and really just wanted attention so bad. All I was doing was speaking my mind and making jokes sometimes at others expense. Lost my virginity shortly after cos a girl that was 22 asked me out and got me drunk. I've never told anyone this story other than a few bros. Many people have said they wish they could've hung out with me in high school or in college days. Sometimes the facade is so good it even fools you.
i want frick you sex sex sex
We'll bang ok
hey bebe very sexy open bobs
Damn gurl, you look like them cartoon characters i used to have a crush on in middle school.
>where's my money b***h
jesse shut the frick up
>What do you even say to a girl this hot?
"Hi"
works everytime
some boys be having you 2nd, but you're marfa-irst pick
You're not my type.
Just flex a cep
H-hey… nice ughhh… fff.. nice pulp fiction poster DO YOU LIKE PULP FICTION
Everyone plateaus at some point their first year especially on ohp, everyone who does this long enough deals with it.
85kg at 91kg
1pl8 is absolutely achievable. Im dyel and i can do 1pl8 for reps, no sweat. You just have to work on it longer, op. You can do it.
2pl8 is the current goal, and may actually be impossible for someone like myself. Even adding a 10lb plate feels like it's double the weight, and i can't even get half as many reps. Its a weird strength curve. I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong, or if im at my personal ohp Natty limit.
>t. Manlet :'(
>Even adding a 10lb plate feels like it's double the weight, and i can't even get half as many reps.
Have you tried increasing the weight by less? 10 lbs is quite a huge jump for ohp
Increase volume and stop trying to add 10lbs constantly. Go up on reps and increase weight by the smallest amount when you get 10 per set. Start with 6 reps per set and very rarely go under this.
Assuming anons are misunderstanding here and you aren't actually trying to increase by 10lb from 1 rm. Assuming you mean working sets you can do 3 reps at weight "X" and 6 reps at Weight "X-10" even when X-10 is a substantial percentage of X.
I notice this also with push excercises. At incline press I can do four reps of X, really grinding on that last rep too. Then at 80% of X the bar feels like air and I blast 12+ easily.
On deadlifts, rows, pulldowns, squats(somewhat) its the opposite where adding reps feels much harder than adding weight.
Speaking strictly in percentage terms obviously. So we're talking 30lb deadlift vs 10lb ohp deltas roughly not comparing 10 and 10 like a moron
Same boat here pal. 2 pl8 seems so far away. Been trying more frequent pressing. 185 or higher feels so fricking hard rn. Did 195 for 1 once
>Anonymous
10lbs is a huge leap. Get some micro plates and try going up 2.5lbs at a time.
when OP says strict OHP, does he mean standing or does he just mean not half-repping or cheating? I am trying to get back to 1pl8 after a few years off lifting, and my gym only has equipment that forces me to do standing OHP which is a lot harder weight-wise
Holy shit she looks just like my ex co worker
Post Pic of ex coworker
70kg is my max so far. I don't do compound training but i use OHP to see how my CNS feels. If i can't do 60kg i need to take a rest day.
I do 1 for sets of 12 now but it's my weakest lift and I have super shitty leverages for it.
120 for reps. Im havent been lifting for very long. OHP is what ive had the most trouble at adding weight with by far.
I weigh 150 lb and can OHP 135 for 5-8 reps
75KG @ 80KG bodyweight. If I peak for it I reckon 77.5KG is there.
Drop the weight, half as much
Do either 5 sets of 20 or 10 sets of 10 - do this for a couple of months and try to push past your limit again
I need her Instagram
I can do 1 plate for 10 reps if fresh after that first rep it's pretty much 6 to 9 reps. Havent tried anything higher as I only go up by 10lb once I am able to do a 12 rep set.
i can do 160 and im training for 2 years now and weigh 82kg
My ohp is 175 lbs. Im 6’5 with a 6’10 wingspan and have found adding weight to my ohp is an absolute grind. I stalled at 1 plate forever, untill I started programming specifically to increase ohp.
Watch Bryan alshures video with mark bell to mail your form. I can almost guarantee you are leaving weight on the table because your form isn’t dialed in. start programming the lift differently, I personally used a variation of 5/3/1 programming called Nsuns on this lift.
How to cope with the passage of time.
time is not after you, we all die. if there's an afterlife, cool and if there isn't then what do you care, you won't be there.
I tell myself this but getting older fricking blows
MARFFA hehehe
I dunno I use 55lb dumbbells for 8 reps 5 sets think that would translate to a 1 rep max of just a bit over 2 plates
Or 1 plate rather not 2
I barely squat 100kg but can PHP 80
OHP****
Like 155. OHP is great but gay as frick at the same time. Love training it but it's easily the slowest progressing lift you can pick
Try to lower weight in ohp for some time, and then add another training with push press with higher weight
it hurts me that i will never get a chick with a body like this to ride my wiener
>ywn go balls deep and bust inside a woman that looks even close to this
She will ride your wiener. You will notice that irl her knee and thigh area just look way too fat and it is not particularly hot. Her pussy will feel nice and all, but during the act you will at least once fight away the thought that you would really like to play videogames. You will also notice that her weight will make it a bit awkward, especially if she is on top of you. You will be entranced by her warmth, how nice she smells and all that bodily jiggling, but you will at least once remember reading a post from some older anon telling you girls with body like hers will inherently balloon beyond recognition upon meeting first life obstacle, or just naturally in a few years. First rule of deliciously thicc is that it won't probably stay deliciously thicc.
She will be all blushing and breathing heavy from your pounding, your ancient primate brain telling you that her sex hair is the sexiest thing ever and that you should fill her up to the brim and then some. It may be her weight on top of you, something dirty she says, her moaning or just good old bodily friction that will make you finally coom.
Then you cuddle, while she probably immediately checks on her instagram. She is 19 after all.
Suddenly, most of the magic is gone. You are in the bed with a zoomerette who still has a tinder profile with photos like that. There is not much to talk about with her. God forbid, it all happened in your place.
Now you would really like to play some videogames instead.
There. Not all gold that shines.
B A S E D
That's all
>First rule of deliciously thicc is that it won't probably stay deliciously thicc.
This is my struggle. I want a thicc and breedable wife but I also want a wife who takes care of herself and wont become an obese broodmother after 10 years. Probably best to settle down with a skinny IST woman who isn't as PLUMP but will be much better looking in the long term.
Pretty much this
Damn, that meme is bussin
AHHHHHHHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD
cope
sex for its own sake is great
especially with a loose 19 year old you can treat like dirt and dump afterwards
after you've been jackhammering her young c**t for 30 mins and given her a squirting orgasm that's left her limp, you half-rapingly put it in her ass 30 seconds before you're gonna cum and finish in her little butthole, she fights back or whatever a bit but you're twice her weight so you press her into the bed and have your way with her. with complete detachment you send her to the bathroom and tell her to fart your cum out. while she's in there debating what the frick just happened, you fire up your favorite video game and start playing.
you also make her pay for an uber home aftewards
if she sticks around you start groping her in the middle of the night and go multiple times again, finishing in her throat while she tears up and completely submits to your every fantasy.
but of course you'll never experience 19 year old pussy none of this will make sense to you.
>tell her to fart your cum out
Kek'd uncontrollably
damn that was hot
>haha anal without any preparation or lube
larp. But it is hot fanfic anyway.
if a girl is horny enough she'll be leaking shit and you can use that as lube
anal sex irl is actually quite messy and not like porn where the girls fast for 24hrs and douche a lot
If you don't have absolute pencil dick and I mean really micro tier, you cant just jam it in without any preparation whatsoever. It takes time to train butt for taking dicks, especially if this is a small 19 y/o we are talking about. And no, pussyjuice, spit, cum or blood doesn't really work as lube either. Especially if she didn't cleaned up before.
Not to mention that getting shit on your dick is the least of your worries, since even if you would somehow manage to stick it in dry (and that is with her getting microtears all around her ring minimum, probably worse, and we are not talking about doable discomfort during the whole thing either) you yourself are still risking shitload of health risks.
Hence, larp. Hot, but larp.
you know a lot about anal sex anon
you never fricked girl in ass?
>shove a finger up my ass 0 lube
>feels fine & great
you're telling me a wiener is gonna be different?
are girls' buttholes built differently?
Yeah actually they are.. they don’t have a prostate
Does your dick have same girth as your finger, anon?
but could it really be that different?
it's moist up in that b***h
fascinating
nope I'm a proud 31yo virgin saving myself for the one
>but could it really be that different?
Very much so akchually. Not moist enough in your ass. Finger is usually doable, but anything beyond that need bit of preparation if you want to do it without damage. Especially if you are planning to frick that hole. There is a whole lot of weight difference between just sticking something in and between pounding. Butt can be trained to take insane sizes, but it takes lot of time and effort.
is it worth it, brother?
is anal sex worth the training effort?
why not just frick her pussy
I don't think so tbqh. It can be fun if she is into it for some fetish reason, gets off it because she thinks of it as "forbidden" or because she likes the dominance of it or humiliation, etc. Then the whole process of you preparing her, stretching her and training her is just a fetish game like any other.
But beyond that, I don't think it is really worth it, I think anal is kinda a meme.
Pussy feels way better anyway, it is literally a hole that mother nature crafted, honed and made for your dick.
It just doesn't work that way, anon. That is if she is not some anal queen who can take wieners in her ass on request. And even with these it usually takes just a little bit of preparation and lots of lube.
>it is literally a hole that mother nature crafted, honed and made for your dick.
that was beautiful
thats what i've done, literally a mix of their squirt, pussy lube, and spit and it's usually enough for a few mins. I don't need anal for a long time, only like finishing in their asses
did you guys know women love giving (being forced) to lick and sniff ur butthole?
yes and I've had it done several times
I jusr fart on women
Wait but if you can’t just jam your sick in the ass how does anal rape work?
ive never lubed for anal with any girl
i just spit and ram it in
no joke
im convinced that theres a lot of dudes out there with small dicks
ive seen one or two, and you hear from dudes who say they dont need lube to frick an ass
tiny dicks anon, tiny dicks
Yes moron let's act like humans haven't been depraved homosexuals since the beginning of time and stuck wieners in asses since before we knew how to light fires.
I've never prepared for anal by telling her beforehand because I've never thought to myself "right this time I want to be in her ass", so I've never thought about bringing lube. It's always a spur of the moment thing fuelled by the smell of sweat, pussy, and maybe a little butthole.
I'll start by slipping in a finger, then two, then three while railing her. My hand is pretty wet from basically having had my entire hand in her pussy previously and I can always add spit. Obviously don't go back to the vag once you've touched her butthole cuz you're gonna giving her an infection like.
At this point her butthole is wet from my fingers and she's loose and relaxed. I spit on my wiener a bit and slide it in slowly. Can use the other hand to rub her g spot for more lube since her pussy just dispenses by the gallon at this point.
Also like I said I'm not fricking her ass for 20 minutes straight. It's always towards the end when I can feel myself about to cum so I do it just to cum in her butt. It's fricking hot.
Planning sex defeats the purpose of it, Black person
You did, then posted your gay ass pic
you are virgin
>i cant believe people have sex
-you, probably
>I frick buttholes without the lube
Virgin or microdick.
>t. cant have sex without cialis
g spot
Does it actually exist?
Its a conspiracy
#clitgang
Humans never really fricked in the ass and in rare exceptions when they did (it was exceedingly rare even in Greece and Rome), they used shitload of oil for the same reason I already mentioned. Contrary to popular belief, all Greco-Roman homosexualry was done between thighs, not in the butt.
If you are not as equipped as a Chinese sweatshop adolescent, you are not going to have anal sex. By sex I mean actual buttfricking, so if you are writing all these essays about just sticking bit of tip in her butt and blasting the walls, that is obviously different.
And it is not just about size and what is physically possible without the actual lube, or about the fact buttholes just dont work like in your doujins. You can't just make her loose enough for normaly sized dicking by sticking one or two fingers for a minute and spitshining her brown eye. It takes time and at least one or two sessions before and that still won't make her ready for anything bigger than average. Even real deal anal bawds who can do elbow deep fisting usually need to prep a bit before fricking.
Then there are other health concerns. If she is not clean, just like you would give her infection by sticking it again in her pussy, you can get infection and all kinds of nasty fricking fungus on your dick. If she is not clean, any pounding also means potential contact with shit, which beyond obvious also potentialy means extra pain/injury for her.
buttholes don't work like you think they do, anon.
And no, carefully planned sex can be amazing too.
t. anus knower
Anon you never answered my question: Wait but if you can’t just jam your sick in the ass how does anal rape work?
Sure you can. As the old adage says, hole is where you make it. But it won't be enjoyable for neither of you though. In fact it will be painful and unpleasant for you and agonizing for her. There will be blood and shit, potentially lots of both, neither of which work as a lube. In fact, they both make it even harder. butthole is otherwise fairly dry place too. There is a reason why rape victims who suffered through this often need surgery afterwards.
Checked. Depending on her diet, shit sometimes can have bit harder pieces or be harder in general. Harder things pushed against very soft and fragile tissue not made for taking things = problems.
I forgot to mention, forcing it inside will be ordeal on its own. Anyone who ever tried pushing something large into an ass which was not ready will tell you how surprisingly physically difficult it is.
> In fact it will be painful and unpleasant for you
Then why do people anally rape?
Like I’ve had sex with a woman without lube and it did hurt for me cuz I’m cut and it was without a condom but if anal sex without any lube hurts so much for the giver why would you rape a man?
Also I think spit works as lube I’ve done anal without lube and just spit before although I wasn’t hardcore pounding dick moved like 2-3in in the ass before I came and I’m not small,7”x5”, although I was wearing a condom and it had some lube
I have no idea, anon, I have never leveled up to anal rape. And I am not a sexual violence researcher either. I for one think anal rape is pretty fricking rare and when it happens, it is probably done with lube or just by sticking objects there, not your dick.
> she is not clean, any pounding also means potential contact with shit
Why does it cause pain?
>you can get infection and all kinds of nasty fricking fungus on your dick.
elaborate. What kind of fungus?
t. scared anon who's fricked a fair bit of girls raw in the ass and had burning pee afterwards a few times, tho it wasn't chlamydia or syph....
If your dick doesn't grow white, mold-like spots or similar discoloration, if it doesn't suddenly smell bad, if it is not itchy or start to leak anything, and it has been more than 20 days, you will probably be fine. These things are treatable, they are not that serious. But they can get really fricking annoying, they can often return and they can hinder your sex life.
Still, if the girl(s) was at least a bit of a pig (most girls are) and didn't cleaned up properly and you fricked her raw and did other kinds of risky shit, I would get my blood/dick checked from time to time.
I get tested regularly, but here's really no tests for all the different strains of HPV as a man... And you can get a Herpes 2/Genital Herpes blood test, but I've heard those aren't entirely trustworthy accurate if you're not actively breaking out.
So when you said there's FUNGUS in addition to that I gotta watch out for im ready to give up on sex altogether
Fungus is actually easily treatable, like use prescription corticosteroid cream for a month and it is done. I don't remember the name, but you can get it from raw anal or even BJs from turboprostitutes. Friend of mine got it (from a BJ no less), largely ignored it until it was too big of a deal to ignore anymore. Then went to a doctor, got it treated, now his whole tip is nearly white, because the treatment and the fungus responding badly. He is healthy now, but it ended up fricking up his skin pigment. We call him Moby-Dick, since the whale was also white.
But there is more shit there to be had. Still, most of the population have something, including virgins, since you can catch shitload of stuff by just kissing or sitting on a bad toilet seat or just having prostitute of a mother. Use rubber when you frick butts and the girl is not experienced buttbawd who knows how to properly clean herself and dont worry too much about it.
The person who posted this is moronic and worse, probably a woman. I frick my wife in the ass once or twice a day and it's not a problem, a b***h can get used to anything.
>Be me
>Screwing 19 year old gf in abandoned condominium construction near the beach
>Really wet and really rough fricking
>Slip out, thrust back but meet unusual amount of resistance
>Brain tells me to just thrust harder
>"Ouch ouch ouch stop stop"
>I stop, gf is crying, benis is in her butthole
>Um, sorry
>Have to hold her and comfort her until she calms down
>Take her to get ice cream to make up for my benis being in her butthole
>She is walking funny and doesn't want to go do anything
My advice, don't surprise anal your GF anons.
Tell her to shut the frick up and not ruin the mood next time.
the absolute state of gaymers
I went to a bawd that had a pretty hot body, albeit less meaty that OP's pic, yet I wouldn't say it was that comfortable. Her ass looked great in doggy, but if she went on top of me, the weight was making things harder. With a skinnier girl on the other hand I could handle her around much easier.
>inb4 go lift
bawd is pic related.
Getting escort vibes from the pic.
I literally mentioned I went to a bawd. Yes, escort is a synonym. She was 24 and pretty friendly, my post just wanted to highlight that sex with women like that is overrated.
Just get a high end escort. Pussy is pussy at the end of the day. Sure its nice for the status symbol of being with a hot chick but its not worth it unless you are a giga-chad
145. I stalled at 125 until I stopped chasing my 1rm and started doing sets of 10 and seated presses
Very israeli looking, i wouldn't go near her as she would probably ruin my life.
I would get my life ruined for these boobas
what life, anon? lmfao
>*rubbing hands* israeli
Ummmmm
Engineered, cultivated and maintained for..
175lbs
Nice work man
you the waterloo man? Gonna be at PAC in the autumn maybe I'll see you
>you the waterloo man?
Yeah it's me, be autumn i'll be on coop so maybe I'll see you
Based. Stay strong.
nice job lad
Thanks
That some weight there my dude.
how long?
>how long?
Like a year cuz of covid but I did it as a beginner with linear progression working at the time
Actually excellent form too. Keep addin plates dude you’re gonna make it
clean form bro
nicely done...I thought you were going to do that gay bend your shoulders/modified bench press shit, but that was a legit OHP!
Thanks
I can strict oress 50kg for one or two reps max. It's pathetic...
I've been stuck at 50kg for months. Last time I did 7 reps a set for the first time but I only got 6 reps a set again today..
Press more. Doesn't matter what kind- bench, push press, incline etc.
I was stuck at 55kg for ages and eventually got so frustrated, I moved onto doing all kinds of pressing that wasnt OHP. When I came back to it 3 months later, I could do 60kg 3x3 easily.
fricked a girl like that last thursday.
It was pretty good but I lost my boner because I drank too much alcohol that evening and jerk offd in the morning.
Do heavier weight and less reps and train to a 3-1 rep max if your main goal is to become stronger. Do high volume ohp with a wider grip for better delt growth. You can also mix both just on other days
Do more sets and reps of ohp throughout the week. Also you can change your benching style from normal to incline which might help you as well.
Isolate the part of the exercise you struggle with and just generally isolate your shoulders and triceps more.
I assume your goal is more aesthetics based so even when you get the 1pl8 ohp, soing it for 3-4x8-12 will be more important for muscle growth rather than just 5x5.
My stats are 1pl8 for 4x7-10 and I can see the capped delts through my clothes.
It's curious how different things can be for people. I can one plate OHP and I'm a fat piece of shit recovering from various breakdowns. Meanwhile my squat is bigger than my deadlift because old man back
Strict is 215lbs. I tried doing 220lbs but it wasn't very strict.
Stopped lifting due to injury and just started again. 40lbs dumbell ohp 3x5, bench is almost as bad.
I'm Wariomode and can go 2pl8 for reps. I look like shit though.
post zigzag mustache
>that messy room
i'd do everything to this girl except stick it in her pussy, not worth the risk
I would kill this b***h if I see her in public. What state, OP?
Causally doing 85kg for 8 x 4
Start front squatting so you can get your body used to carrying weight in a front rack position. Front squat will help you learn to perform the valsalva correctly, push your feet into the ground, keep your Lats and upper back packed…yada yada yada. All that shit has high carryover to OHP
Tfw you bench 110kg, squat 140kg but can barely manage 5 reps 1pl8 OHP..
I did 175 on friday.
The only time I’ve ever heard of someone named Marfa was in a book that took place in 19th century Eastern Europe.
Marfa could be here reading these replies.
I used to do 75kg for 5 reps (70kg bodyweight) before absolutely destroying my shoulder
Manlet physique for reference
cap
no cap fr fr, I was a gymnast so my shoulders have always been strong, to put it into perspective I could squat 120 for 5 reps with this OHP
By doing too much OHP work, kind of got obsessed with, trying to grind out higher weight for a 1rm
how did u hurt urself?
I usually just open with some autistic ramblings, I figure they're either going to unmatch or whatever I say after that will be cool too
she's not going to respond well to being asked that regardless of whether or not she uses them
Yikes, what are u doing bro
you sound like an Indian
anon, are you an indian?
theres a good chance he is
Anons, get off dating apps
Never been, only prostitutes there.
you understand that she uses a pushup bra and you can even see her nipple getting squeezed visible, right?
you american zoomers are such pathethic coomers.
homie, shut your virgin mouth. That is NOT what a push up bra would look like, at all.
78kg
Never got past 150 regardless of body weight. I was stuck at 150 at 180 and now I can still hit 150 at 160.
125 last time I tried a few weeks ago, probably 130 if not 1pl8 if I tried on a good day
>t. 6'3 215lbs
145lb 5x5
ik 5x5 is a meme but for some reason i kept progressing well with it on ohp, prob going to switch not that its getting heavier
Oh you too? Girls always call me Marfa Kerr when I kick them out after rawdogging them.
Best I ever got was 185 at 165 bodyweight. Took about a year of training OHP and associated muscles
I can strict press 205 lbs overhead press. I added pounds past 1pl8 by doing more volume. Like reps in the range of 8 /10 /12 / 20 and
How come no one's identified her yet?
>How come no one's identified her yet?
> "Marfa" - 19 yrs
What did he mean by this... Did someone figure it out? Help frens
I don't know what my 1RM is. I can't do a fully set at 135, but I can do 5 or 6 reps in a row. I'm wobbly on the last couple. I don't train that one though, mostly use the machines if I do anything shoulders at all. Go find some fractional plates, and go up by 2.5lbs at a time if you have to.
I can press 205 overhead
>Marfa
Suddenly it makes sense
253lb
I've strict pressed 170lbs for 1
72.5kg at 70kg BW
I am struggling with 45Kg OHP
Then again the program has OHP one day, 9 sets with varying weights and reps
what the absolute frick lmao youll never progress your ohp doing that
Its the Nsuns program
>Nsuns
531 is fricking amazing, and the best way to progress as an intermediate lifter is to cycle volume and intensity, but if you are a male and struggle with 45kg ohp then youre not an intermediate lifter and would surely make easier and faster progress by just doing something like ss
Its the only lift i struggle with from that programm honestly
fair enough then
Ive done my 6 months of SL and i grew bored of it
1 rep 80kg 1.5pl.
8 reps with 70kg/154lbs somehow
Anyway, just do more OHP, lateral raises, hitler salutes and that shot for the other deltoid head. Ain't nothing to it but to do it.
Heres a vid of me OHPing 1pl8.
Don't fricking know why it rotated it when i converted the file but frick it.
looks like 20lb plates
20 pounders are rare pepes!
guy on my insta dig 105kg log strict a while back @hkveane
>hkveane
is he natty? dude looks huge
180 lbs 1rm at 170 bw
>fricking radiator in room
>blackout curtains
>messy shit clothes everywhere
>moronic bob haircut
>pulp fiction poster
major mental illness/ethot vibes, pass
>Overhead Press thread
>Turns into STD thread
Never change IST
Strict form, my best was 185 for reps. Being a little sloppy I did 2 plates before cause my bro was deadlifting it and I wanted to make him feel like a b***h. That was all years ago though couldn't do it now.
Used to be able to hit 250, but scapular winging issues I have to fix have me down to about 200 these days, which sucks.