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Frick everything you see
Why would you humiliate yourself like this?
How's it humiliating? It's not like he's spreading his butthole for a 10 dollar subscription like some prostitute on onlyfans
what?
>doesn't have the zues hairline
lol this guy is a fraud, genetic failure and can't get laid
>zeuscel
ancient greece larp is this gay's whole personality
No, it's just his entire social media personality. And that's fine, not like social media is friendly to anything complex
His schtick is pretty cool and more unique than 99% of fitness ~~*influencers*~~
ok and? single-handedly the coolest and most based look you could go for and he is nailing it 100%
i'd take it any day over the roidtroony zyzz shitskins
Caesar larper as Alexander the Great, Alexander larped as Achilles. Great men larp.
>gay can't even throw lightning
>probably hasn't even raped a single person or God
Guns = lightning rod
Don't fricking argue with me you know I'm right
>Sodom and Gomora is the same as Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Not gunna argue with someone who thinks he's a God. How about you just go out in a thunderstorm with an umbrella? Same as holding a gun right?
body hair is so hot for men. /nohomosexual wish I was hairy af too
Now show his chin without the beard
I am 99% sure people he seethe at beardchads are the unfortunate genetic dead ends that
>Can't grow a beard
>Are also chinlets
Prove me wrong.
Can't grow a beard to save my life, but not a chinlet.
Doesn't negate the frequency of men growing significant, bushy beards to hide their chin.
>Picrel is some dude from leddit
>Doesn't post proof
>H-Here's a Redditor!
lmfao
I admitted to shit beard genetics. It wouldn't have mattered if I posted a pic anyway
You said you weren't a chinlet. Proofs now.
He's posted without beard he's not a chinlet
Tiktok videos mean absolutely nothing with filter frickery.
Whatever
Dude looks better than you.
I believe nothing I see through a screen is genuine, least of all screenshots of instagram and blurry tiktok videos. There's way too much frickery involved especially when clout is on the line.
What the frick are you rambling about, schizo?
Dude from OP's pic has several pics up of when he didn't have a beard, and his jawline and chin are both solid. He actually looks good without a beard and with short hair.
What i read was
>dude has several pictures run through chinese filters to post on a website designed to host other pictures run through chinese filters
All that glitters, anon.
if you can't tell when someone is using filters or not you need to lurk for another two years
>dude just spend 2 years inundating yourself with social media so you can find the maybe 3% of pictures that have no digital alteration
No thanks, zoomer
So you just admit you're wrong?
I am a zoomer btw, not sure if that was supposed to be insulting or something
Wrong about what? The maybe 3% was an extremely generous benefit of the doubt, and does not dictate that the dude isn't a filterfraud
>i am a zoomer
Which explains your lack of critical thinking
https://www.reddit.com/r/Instagramreality/comments/bzjt5f/youre_all_amateurs_compared_to_china/
>inb4 leddit
Just too lazy to download the vid and webm it
only on IST can you see people coping taking a 15 supplement stack + finasteride but then cry about a man growing a beard
I'll never not hate curly hair be it on god or man but the rest is pretty good, mirin' that guy
His eyes look too beady too be greek.
Impressive, but he’s got a fraction of the definition the statue has.
Dress as random animals and hope the next woman you see has a thing for beastiality
he's admitted to taking steroids and still look remarkably small.