How would you IST training help you in a situation like this, Floridabros?
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How would you IST training help you in a situation like this, Floridabros?
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Invite him for ice cold lemonade
steel is stronger than bone
Youre fat
*teleports behind you*
>heh, nothing personal friendo
*bites your hand off*
>see you later alligator
simple as
>later comes
>He returns
You didn't think this through, Anon.
I'd have plenty of frozen chicken on hand to slake his hunger.
That little shit has strong as frick bite but relatively weak muscles for opening its mouth so just use some rope and tie that shit shut. Easily done if you are IST.
Not gonna lie id probably just throw rocks at it from a good distance until it decides to frick off. Nobody likes rocks thrown at them. Otherwise id probably attempt to fence him in and keep him as some sort of pet and feed him cats for the rest of his life.
I fricking hate cats.
>Black folk on fit
You have to go back
Floridanon here,
You need to work on grip and push exercises, you can hold together their jaws and they can’t do anything about it. Then you tie their jaw closed with a belt or t shirt. It takes some practice but it ain’t hard. Have to pull these frickers out my pool all the time
Aren’t most of them like 300-400lbs? Must be quite a workout.
>Have to pull these frickers out my pool all the time
man florida is like our own mini australia, it's kind of cool honestly
I mean I guess it would make it that much easier to lift the phone to call animal control.
>trigger pulls 8xfailure
Hope you got good aim. If you attempt African-American sharpshooting , none of the 9mms you shoot at it will penetrate the skull, if any of them hit (exception being eye cavity lucky shot)
He clearly didn't post a 9mm
Also, shooting something that lays down and lets you walk up to it isn't that difficult, and animals don't usually attack you while being shot like in video games
>none of the 9mms will penetrate its skull
Do you actually believe this?
>Throw my small dog into its maw
>Jump over it as it eats small dog
If you subdue its mouth, itll be over. Gators and crocs have zero opening strength. It's all in the closing bite force.
what if he backs away and slips away from your hand pressing down on him
Chase him off with a spear or begin clubbing him while on top of my car
Shoot him and grill him for dinner.
Florida, not Louisiana.
>Not having a gator friend.
NTGMI
what kind of floridaman doesnt have a gun
I would goomba stomp this fricker to death Mario style.