I ate dates today and now my sperm smells just like it. What a pleasant aroma this is. Does eating different fruit give sperm an own unique smell and taste?
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I ate dates today and now my sperm smells just like it. What a pleasant aroma this is. Does eating different fruit give sperm an own unique smell and taste?
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Maybe
would be a shame for these pleasing digits to go unchecked
no, but dates are the greatest.
They look like testicles
If you eat these you myst be gay, putting a literal ballsack in your mouth, might as well go suck a dick while you're at it
They're called bananas. Eat some and shut up
I like to pretend I'm sucking a dick when eating bananas
i pretend to ride chad while i insert them into my ass nohomo
>being scared to eat fruit because you can’t stop thinking about their resemblance to testicles
pretty gay bro
based and made me lol
astaghfirullah
Yes this has been known for decades. It's a common joke to eat a lot of pineapple before your girlfriend comes over.
Tried dates for the first time last week
Pretty good
Definitely a fan
Gonna make a date cake this weekend with my mom
pro tip: Medjool dates are the most delicious date variety. They sell them at my costco, highly recommend bros.
I eat dates with a glass of half and half. Makes them taste like fricking ice cream if you chew it up real nice and take a guzzle of milky
damn good
>sperm smells just like it. What a pleasant aroma this is.
say no more you just datepilled me
Where the frick did you come into the presence of dates? Do you live next to a Bazzar or something?
they are common as shit anon
What kind of alaskan shithole do you live in to not hate dates at your local supermarket?
A lot of grocery stores sell them in bulk
You can also buy some like Sunsweet but they probably won’t be as good
found the african
It depends on the country you're in.
If you're in the US then go on Amazon and buy one of the 5lb boxes of Medjool dates as those will be the cheapest bulk option.
Dates are super underrated. When I have them I buy the Compass brand.
You can find them anywhere basically.
>t. anon who gets them at Walmart in small-ish town Canada
>go to the local market
>walk down the "ethnic" isle
ARRRAAAABIAAAAN NIIIIIIIIIIGHTS
Yes. Eat a bunch of oranges and pineapple and you 100% will smell it in your coom
what about other fruit such as mango?
I only know the two mentioned from experience. but probably!
Tommorrow I will enjoy some dates.
Love dates.
Yes, you've taken the fruit pill.
I've already had 10 bananas today.
Based insulin resistant anon
Fruit doesn't cause insulin resistance. Stop listening to moronic keto gurus.
>SUGAR DOESNT CAUSE INSULIN RESISTANCE! STOP LISTENING TO QUAKS!
Correct. Why aren't raw vegans and fruitarians diabetic?
>Correct.
This b***h has been eating hundreds of grams of sugar a day for years. Why isn't she diabetic?
She is, LMAO
She isn't.
Yes.
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>testying blood glucose levels
you do realize the human body will pump out more insulin to keep glucose levels within range right?
If you want to know if you are prediabetic you test how much your body is pumping out insulin to deal with a glucose load and how well it does at controlling it.
You know, to see if you are INSULIN resistant.
By the time your body has no hold over blood glucose that shows up in tests, your body is literally so insulin resistant that you are diabetic.
It's like testing to see if you are deaf and not accounting for how loud the volume is for the test, a person hearing something like a jet plane vs a person hearing a whisper is not the same in terms of "is this person going deaf"
What in her blood test indicates that she is in any way diabetic?
did you read anything in my fricking post or was it above your pay grade?
She posted her entire panel. Point to something you butthurt homosexual.
How is she diabetic? Cope harder, moron.
So you have no idea about glucose tolerance test and insulin sensitivity testing?
Are you literally posting about things you have no idea but because the youtuber told yo something you want to hear you just copy paste it to other people as proof?
How is she diabetic? You can't even answer the question.
Mental gymnastics 101
You are trying to dodge the issue, it wont work.
lmao
She isn't diabetic.
Why is her HbA1c so low?
Thought so 🙂
>if I just shut my eyes and don't read, if I just shut my ears and don't hear
>then your argument can never reach me and so I wont have to address things I don't know about
>hehehe can't force me to address something I don't know about? heh though so, I win!
uhuh
She's been slamming sugar for over 10 years every single day.
Her HbA1c is low.
Surely she'd have diabetes by now if fruit caused insulin resistance.
>look at hba1c!
>what about the insulin she is using to keep the blood sugar in check in her fasted state, or even after a meal?
>whats that?! listen I dont know about that stuff just look at this number the youtuber told me to look at
What would satisfy you? You sound ideologically married to this ketolard idea that carbs/fruit are evil because of insulin.
>What would satisfy you?
Already mentioned in the post you keep ignoring here:
What exactly do you want to see?
Do you see anything in her blood work that suggests to you that she's diabetic or insulin resistant in any way?
Do you think someone with insulin resistance could do this?
>What exactly do you want to see?
Already mentioned in the post you keep ignoring here:
Am I arguing with a bot or something? Is that why you have trouble addressing this post?
You literalyl don't speak like a human being you just keep fricking ignoring everything said.
Do you literal literally want to literally see a literal literally count of her insulin after literally eating bananas?
Every measure of insulin resistance in his blood work shows she isn't insulin resistant or anywhere near diabetic.
How does it feel to be part of a cult?
okay it's a bot.
Fruit won't lead to insulin resistance or diabetes.
Deal with it.
Weak bait
The hbA1C shown is within normal parameters. > 5.7% indicates prediabetes. This however doesnt exclude diabetes. With metformin and hard work hbA1C can appear normal despite having severe impairment.
A more direct answer is clearly she is fit, and if she has a heavy cardio load its not outside the realm of possibility she uses that sugar.
To imply simply eating fruits and losing weight you are horribly fricking mistaken. While frutose has a lower glycemic impact than normal glucose or sucrose, it's impact is significantly larger than just about every other source of non-refined carbohydrate. Famously, steve jobs ate an all fruit diet and it's generally accepted this lead to his pancreatic cancer.
This is wrong. Glucose tolerance testing is fairly sensitive. If you're remotely insensitive the tolerance test will pick it up. Ideally you're seeing a doctor once a year and monitoring changes in lab values. The only case it would come as a surprise is when you suddenly lose 45 pounds and end up in the hospital in ketoacidosis.
This is all to say keto is for fricking idiots. It works for fat people, and people who do nothing all day. There is not a single elite level athlete doing keto and that should be enough evidence is a decadent "diet" that will eventually kill you. Either by inducing a dangerous level of ketones in your blood, liver failure, or a heart attack.
>The hbA1C shown is within normal parameters. > 5.7% indicates prediabetes. This however doesnt exclude diabetes. With metformin and hard work hbA1C can appear normal despite having severe impairment.
Yes.
>This is wrong. Glucose tolerance testing is fairly sensitive. If you're remotely insensitive the tolerance test will pick it up
Yes, glucose load testing that measures how much insulin your body uses.
Not glucose in your blood stream in a fasted state.
That's exactly my point, I am not sure why you are telling me this because that was my point.
Your conclusion though
>This is all to say keto is for fricking idiots.
does not follow the arguments.
>There is not a single elite level athlete doing keto and that should be enough evidence is a decadent "diet" that will eventually kill you.
Well that is a lie. Though a fairly common one, just because the majority of athletics require explosive energy and thus carbs doesn't mean there isn't any sports where a long stable burn is all that is needed and where being fat adapted is either fine or preferred.
In essence you agreed with my points but then drew a conclusion that is completely disconnected with the foundation you build.
Are you dense on purpose you mindless troglodyte
homosexual she's got a 34mmol/mol A1C. She's one hundres percent diabetic or prediabetic.
do I have her bloodwork or something?
Jfc, she wasn't the prettiest back then. But she looks fricking terrible right now.
Veganism, never ever
She's 41 without makeup. I think she looks way better than most women her age.
By any metric she isn't even prediabetic.
You guys need more fruit in your lives lmao
Idk about dates man. I love cake made with them but the texture feels off. Much prefer raisins, especially when they're all dried out
My homie get medjool dates, they are the king of dates
you vill eat ze dates
Dates get you dates.
IS this for real? I'm fricking a girl tomorrow and wanna cum in her mouth.
Ok, but serious question, do people actually get diabetic from eating lots of fruit(without candy/soda ofc)? Intuitively it doesn't seem so.
Non fruit eater here, what fruit is that on OPs pic?
...dates?
>Does eating different fruit give sperm an own unique smell and taste?
57 replies and nobody has said "go ask your mom". For shame, IST.
your pee hole is filled with unprocessed fructose
congratulations on your diabetes
probably. I have to avoid eating pineapple because my wife is allergic and it makes my cum taste just like it, I get blowjobs often so its in my interest not to ever eat pineapple, even though i love it 🙁
im already datepilled
i eat them like pic related. i use PB2 peanut butter so its lower cals. ends up around 300 calories with 5 g of walnuts
That looks awesome. Gonna try that.
coworker grandma gave me some dates that were amazing and tasted like chocolate.
Where are you guys getting all these dates from??? I just keep getting ghosted
Costco, they sell Medjool and Deglet Noor dates.. Medjool are the goat though
it is wild how mad people get about keto here, can't even have a thread about fruity cooms for fricks sake
pineapple
no, but eating different sperm gives fruit a unique taste
Can't believe each one of these has as much sugar as almost 2 cans of coke
2 of them almost have the same amount of sugar as a can of coke. I eat 10-15 dates or 8 bananas as a preworkout :*~~)
most dates are full of moth eggs and shit
taking egg in the mouth = big gays
Does semen smell different for different people or something?
Mine smells exactly like L-Arginine powder
It highly depends on your diet. If you eat lots of meat you'll have worse BO and your semen will taste like shit.
i eat lots of meat but compensate with milk, and at least three different fruits a day so my gf won't whine about my cum tasting funny