I don't think these things actually mog us strengthwise.

I don't think these things actually mog us strengthwise.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm stronger than a chimp

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chimps go for the soft tissue first.
      >penis and testicles
      >nose
      >ears
      >lips
      >eyes
      And by "go for" I mean they rip them off or bite them off. OP go fight one please and report back with your findings.

      What I want to know is how much a chimp can lateral raise.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a fricking lot

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i don't think that's true

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            look at the fricking delts and tell me
            >do you feel in control

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm smarter than a schimp

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chimps go for the soft tissue first.
    >penis and testicles
    >nose
    >ears
    >lips
    >eyes
    And by "go for" I mean they rip them off or bite them off. OP go fight one please and report back with your findings.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well what's stopping me from ripping it's penis off?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It has way stronger hand muscles than you do from a lifetime of walking on them, it also has big claws

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what claws?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >claws
          >on a chimp
          Anon do you know what a chimpanzee is?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >grabbing another penis
        That would be very gay. Do you want everyone to think you're a gay?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd say no homosexual first. It's fine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd grab those dangling balls and swing them around like santa's fricking sack on christmas. Toss em like the hammer throw.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy a chimp for me to fight and I'll build the cage and fight it. What makes you think I'm above going for his balls?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    %3D

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=a1TqySupozZePC_B&t=179

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The type of monkey they're ripping apart weighs like 20 pounds. A human could do that, too.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could frick his day up with a cast iron pan. A solid swing and its actually joever for curious george

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Demopan is that you?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's muscle cells are arranged in ways to have more leverage. When was the last time you saw a human rip an arm off? Chimps can do twist them off humans like we do to thanksgiving turkeys. Unless you know jiu jitsu you're gonna get fricked up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They can't rip arms off. Are you crazy? Men are roughly as strong as male chimps despite men being heavier and men outpull female chimps handily.

      >Pic-related: https://doi.org/10.2307/1374806

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there is a documented case of a captive chimp ripping off the hands of a woman lmao. Do i really need to explain to you why that study is unreliable?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ropping off the hands of a woman
          Link? NTA btw

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is a monkey capable of stealing peaches?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I assume you're referring to Travis attacking Charla Nash? Because that sounds like Travis was biting her hands, continuing to do so while she was unconscious. Biting unconscious elderly women does not make him strong enough to rip off an adult man's limbs.

          I am

          >ropping off the hands of a woman
          Link? NTA btw

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think monkeys have similar strength as an angry black person. Its not like they are stronger lifting but even with minor disrespect they can untap into unbridled rage and pull the hair off your scalp

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > nash
            > gets attacked by a monkey
            like pottery

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There was definitely someone by the name of Nash who was attacked by monkeys in the summer of 1992

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          b***h please
          >Travis attacked Sandra Herold's then 55-year-old friend, Charla Nash
          >Paramedics noted she had lost 9 fingers, nose, eyes, lips, and mid-face bone structure and received significant brain tissue injuries.
          >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)#2009_attack
          It attacked a 55 year old woman and chewed off her fingers. Any adult male can beat the frick out of a 55 year old woman and bite her fingers off if he wanted to.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Chimps can do twist them off humans like we do to thanksgiving turkeys.
      Show me one time that's ever happened. Joe Rogan saying it doesn't make it true
      >https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5514706/
      >Chimpanzee “super strength” has been widely reported since the 1920s although a critical review of the available data suggests that the chimpanzee–human muscular performance differential is only ∼1.5 times.

      It used to take teams of horses to draw and quarter a man. Is a 120lb chimp stronger than multiple horses weighing 800+ lbs?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that nascar driver would probably think otherwise lol

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Positive canthal tilt too. Its so fricking over

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NOO, they can literally rip your arms from their sockets, even though there is absolutely no evidence of them doing this. They can tear you limb from limb with their superhuman strength!!!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jeez look at the balls on that thing
    No wonder white women are attracted to them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The question is not so much whether you will be able to overpower the chimp but rather will you meet the chimp at a time and age in your life where you presumably can.

    Stay on top of it brothers...You never know when the chimp will strike.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What they mog us in is the bite force. Remove that advantage and I think we are fairly matched.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chimps are agile as frick and agressive as frick

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think a grown male chimp and a grown male human probably have similar levels of strength but the chimp has jaws meant for biting and will have absolutely 0 inhibitions when it comes to violence.

    It's going to do all the stuff we would consider too brutal or vile or fricked up to do in a fight. Also I think it'll be faster and much more agile than us. It can jump onto you and latch itself on and start biting your neck n stuff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have absolutely zero understanding of how strong chimps are.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh chimps are as strong as 10 men!
        >no, I don't have literally any evidence to back my assertion up
        >but think about it dude! They climb trees all day and swing around!
        >no, I don't care about your empirical evidence of chimp strength
        >they can literally bite the frick out of unconscious old ladies, that means they could tear Hafþór's arm off as easily as they peel a banana!
        >dude!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/UXffi4M.jpg

          I don't think these things actually mog us strengthwise.

          I'm stronger than a chimp

          I think a grown male chimp and a grown male human probably have similar levels of strength but the chimp has jaws meant for biting and will have absolutely 0 inhibitions when it comes to violence.

          It's going to do all the stuff we would consider too brutal or vile or fricked up to do in a fight. Also I think it'll be faster and much more agile than us. It can jump onto you and latch itself on and start biting your neck n stuff.

          I think monkeys have similar strength as an angry black person. Its not like they are stronger lifting but even with minor disrespect they can untap into unbridled rage and pull the hair off your scalp

          Chimps can run 25 miles per hour YOU STUPID Black folk. You think an animal that's 3.125 times faster than a human can't assault you 3.125 times faster?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Show me a chimp ripping arms off people.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you went from
            >chimps can rips your arms off
            to
            >chimps can run faster
            Neat.

            Also how fat are you that you can only run 8mph. That's a 7.5 min mile. That's easy. A decent athlete is doing 17-18mph, a great one at 20mph. An in shape man can easily do 15mph. Dogs run even faster does that mean they beat humans in a fight?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ballwise yes, look at that BTG squat

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They swing from vines. Their arms are super strong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >5yos swing from monkeybars at the playground
      >bro that lil toddler could rip your heckin arms off!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gorillas don't swing on vines.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its about the bones. Their bones are so large that they have like double your leverage advantage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You made me look this up, and as far as I can tell, this just plain isn't true. If anything, humans have larger bones than chimpanzees, especially hand and finger bones.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cite your source please

        https://gwtoday.gwu.edu/human-hands-less-evolved-chimp-hands

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How about you frick around and find out

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They do pound for pound but they are also much smaller. A chimp is 1.5x stronger than an average male, however they only average about 120lbs. Meaning a 180lb lean male would be as strong.

    I honestly think a trained (multiple years lifting) male is stronger than a chimp. I know that they are highly overrated in how dangerous they are. The only attacks are on old people and women.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly would not mind getting in a ring with a chimpanzee. I'm pretty sure I would heem it.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Correct.

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