Chimps go for the soft tissue first. >penis and testicles >nose >ears >lips >eyes
And by "go for" I mean they rip them off or bite them off. OP go fight one please and report back with your findings.
What I want to know is how much a chimp can lateral raise.
Chimps go for the soft tissue first. >penis and testicles >nose >ears >lips >eyes
And by "go for" I mean they rip them off or bite them off. OP go fight one please and report back with your findings.
It's muscle cells are arranged in ways to have more leverage. When was the last time you saw a human rip an arm off? Chimps can do twist them off humans like we do to thanksgiving turkeys. Unless you know jiu jitsu you're gonna get fricked up
I assume you're referring to Travis attacking Charla Nash? Because that sounds like Travis was biting her hands, continuing to do so while she was unconscious. Biting unconscious elderly women does not make him strong enough to rip off an adult man's limbs.
I think monkeys have similar strength as an angry black person. Its not like they are stronger lifting but even with minor disrespect they can untap into unbridled rage and pull the hair off your scalp
b***h please >Travis attacked Sandra Herold's then 55-year-old friend, Charla Nash >Paramedics noted she had lost 9 fingers, nose, eyes, lips, and mid-face bone structure and received significant brain tissue injuries. >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)#2009_attack
It attacked a 55 year old woman and chewed off her fingers. Any adult male can beat the frick out of a 55 year old woman and bite her fingers off if he wanted to.
>Chimps can do twist them off humans like we do to thanksgiving turkeys.
Show me one time that's ever happened. Joe Rogan saying it doesn't make it true >https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5514706/ >Chimpanzee “super strength” has been widely reported since the 1920s although a critical review of the available data suggests that the chimpanzee–human muscular performance differential is only ∼1.5 times.
It used to take teams of horses to draw and quarter a man. Is a 120lb chimp stronger than multiple horses weighing 800+ lbs?
NOO, they can literally rip your arms from their sockets, even though there is absolutely no evidence of them doing this. They can tear you limb from limb with their superhuman strength!!!
The question is not so much whether you will be able to overpower the chimp but rather will you meet the chimp at a time and age in your life where you presumably can.
Stay on top of it brothers...You never know when the chimp will strike.
I think a grown male chimp and a grown male human probably have similar levels of strength but the chimp has jaws meant for biting and will have absolutely 0 inhibitions when it comes to violence.
It's going to do all the stuff we would consider too brutal or vile or fricked up to do in a fight. Also I think it'll be faster and much more agile than us. It can jump onto you and latch itself on and start biting your neck n stuff.
>muh chimps are as strong as 10 men! >no, I don't have literally any evidence to back my assertion up >but think about it dude! They climb trees all day and swing around! >no, I don't care about your empirical evidence of chimp strength >they can literally bite the frick out of unconscious old ladies, that means they could tear Hafþór's arm off as easily as they peel a banana! >dude!
I don't think these things actually mog us strengthwise.
I'm stronger than a chimp
I think a grown male chimp and a grown male human probably have similar levels of strength but the chimp has jaws meant for biting and will have absolutely 0 inhibitions when it comes to violence.
It's going to do all the stuff we would consider too brutal or vile or fricked up to do in a fight. Also I think it'll be faster and much more agile than us. It can jump onto you and latch itself on and start biting your neck n stuff.
I think monkeys have similar strength as an angry black person. Its not like they are stronger lifting but even with minor disrespect they can untap into unbridled rage and pull the hair off your scalp
Chimps can run 25 miles per hour YOU STUPID Black folk. You think an animal that's 3.125 times faster than a human can't assault you 3.125 times faster?
So you went from >chimps can rips your arms off
to >chimps can run faster
Neat.
Also how fat are you that you can only run 8mph. That's a 7.5 min mile. That's easy. A decent athlete is doing 17-18mph, a great one at 20mph. An in shape man can easily do 15mph. Dogs run even faster does that mean they beat humans in a fight?
You made me look this up, and as far as I can tell, this just plain isn't true. If anything, humans have larger bones than chimpanzees, especially hand and finger bones.
They do pound for pound but they are also much smaller. A chimp is 1.5x stronger than an average male, however they only average about 120lbs. Meaning a 180lb lean male would be as strong.
I honestly think a trained (multiple years lifting) male is stronger than a chimp. I know that they are highly overrated in how dangerous they are. The only attacks are on old people and women.
I'm stronger than a chimp
What I want to know is how much a chimp can lateral raise.
a fricking lot
i don't think that's true
look at the fricking delts and tell me
>do you feel in control
I'm smarter than a schimp
Chimps go for the soft tissue first.
>penis and testicles
>nose
>ears
>lips
>eyes
And by "go for" I mean they rip them off or bite them off. OP go fight one please and report back with your findings.
well what's stopping me from ripping it's penis off?
It has way stronger hand muscles than you do from a lifetime of walking on them, it also has big claws
what claws?
>claws
>on a chimp
Anon do you know what a chimpanzee is?
>grabbing another penis
That would be very gay. Do you want everyone to think you're a gay?
I'd say no homosexual first. It's fine
I'd grab those dangling balls and swing them around like santa's fricking sack on christmas. Toss em like the hammer throw.
Buy a chimp for me to fight and I'll build the cage and fight it. What makes you think I'm above going for his balls?
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The type of monkey they're ripping apart weighs like 20 pounds. A human could do that, too.
I could frick his day up with a cast iron pan. A solid swing and its actually joever for curious george
Demopan is that you?
It's muscle cells are arranged in ways to have more leverage. When was the last time you saw a human rip an arm off? Chimps can do twist them off humans like we do to thanksgiving turkeys. Unless you know jiu jitsu you're gonna get fricked up
They can't rip arms off. Are you crazy? Men are roughly as strong as male chimps despite men being heavier and men outpull female chimps handily.
>Pic-related: https://doi.org/10.2307/1374806
there is a documented case of a captive chimp ripping off the hands of a woman lmao. Do i really need to explain to you why that study is unreliable?
>ropping off the hands of a woman
Link? NTA btw
is a monkey capable of stealing peaches?
I assume you're referring to Travis attacking Charla Nash? Because that sounds like Travis was biting her hands, continuing to do so while she was unconscious. Biting unconscious elderly women does not make him strong enough to rip off an adult man's limbs.
I am
I think monkeys have similar strength as an angry black person. Its not like they are stronger lifting but even with minor disrespect they can untap into unbridled rage and pull the hair off your scalp
> nash
> gets attacked by a monkey
like pottery
There was definitely someone by the name of Nash who was attacked by monkeys in the summer of 1992
b***h please
>Travis attacked Sandra Herold's then 55-year-old friend, Charla Nash
>Paramedics noted she had lost 9 fingers, nose, eyes, lips, and mid-face bone structure and received significant brain tissue injuries.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)#2009_attack
It attacked a 55 year old woman and chewed off her fingers. Any adult male can beat the frick out of a 55 year old woman and bite her fingers off if he wanted to.
>Chimps can do twist them off humans like we do to thanksgiving turkeys.
Show me one time that's ever happened. Joe Rogan saying it doesn't make it true
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5514706/
>Chimpanzee “super strength” has been widely reported since the 1920s although a critical review of the available data suggests that the chimpanzee–human muscular performance differential is only ∼1.5 times.
It used to take teams of horses to draw and quarter a man. Is a 120lb chimp stronger than multiple horses weighing 800+ lbs?
that nascar driver would probably think otherwise lol
Positive canthal tilt too. Its so fricking over
NOO, they can literally rip your arms from their sockets, even though there is absolutely no evidence of them doing this. They can tear you limb from limb with their superhuman strength!!!
Jeez look at the balls on that thing
No wonder white women are attracted to them
The question is not so much whether you will be able to overpower the chimp but rather will you meet the chimp at a time and age in your life where you presumably can.
Stay on top of it brothers...You never know when the chimp will strike.
What they mog us in is the bite force. Remove that advantage and I think we are fairly matched.
Chimps are agile as frick and agressive as frick
I think a grown male chimp and a grown male human probably have similar levels of strength but the chimp has jaws meant for biting and will have absolutely 0 inhibitions when it comes to violence.
It's going to do all the stuff we would consider too brutal or vile or fricked up to do in a fight. Also I think it'll be faster and much more agile than us. It can jump onto you and latch itself on and start biting your neck n stuff.
you have absolutely zero understanding of how strong chimps are.
>muh chimps are as strong as 10 men!
>no, I don't have literally any evidence to back my assertion up
>but think about it dude! They climb trees all day and swing around!
>no, I don't care about your empirical evidence of chimp strength
>they can literally bite the frick out of unconscious old ladies, that means they could tear Hafþór's arm off as easily as they peel a banana!
>dude!
Chimps can run 25 miles per hour YOU STUPID Black folk. You think an animal that's 3.125 times faster than a human can't assault you 3.125 times faster?
Show me a chimp ripping arms off people.
So you went from
>chimps can rips your arms off
to
>chimps can run faster
Neat.
Also how fat are you that you can only run 8mph. That's a 7.5 min mile. That's easy. A decent athlete is doing 17-18mph, a great one at 20mph. An in shape man can easily do 15mph. Dogs run even faster does that mean they beat humans in a fight?
Ballwise yes, look at that BTG squat
They swing from vines. Their arms are super strong
>5yos swing from monkeybars at the playground
>bro that lil toddler could rip your heckin arms off!
Gorillas don't swing on vines.
its about the bones. Their bones are so large that they have like double your leverage advantage.
You made me look this up, and as far as I can tell, this just plain isn't true. If anything, humans have larger bones than chimpanzees, especially hand and finger bones.
cite your source please
https://gwtoday.gwu.edu/human-hands-less-evolved-chimp-hands
How about you frick around and find out
They do pound for pound but they are also much smaller. A chimp is 1.5x stronger than an average male, however they only average about 120lbs. Meaning a 180lb lean male would be as strong.
I honestly think a trained (multiple years lifting) male is stronger than a chimp. I know that they are highly overrated in how dangerous they are. The only attacks are on old people and women.
I honestly would not mind getting in a ring with a chimpanzee. I'm pretty sure I would heem it.
Correct.