I finally signed up for the gym and it was WAY too fucking crowded in there.

I finally signed up for the gym and it was WAY too fucking crowded in there. All the benches and machines were taken, the dumbbells I wanted were taken, people all over the place up in my business. I was also sweating really bad even though I just started working out and some people were laughing and looking at me weird.

How the fuck do people work out in crowded conditions like this? It was fucking unbearable. I worked out for like 20 mins and had to get the fuck outta there. What should I do? I went at 7pm I thought most people fuck off by that point?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >7pm
    That's when people have had time to get home from work, take care of a few things and then head back out to get their workout done.

    You probably don't need a gym anyway. What's your goal body?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No I definitely need it. I'm a lot weaker than I thought and I'm badly out of shape. What time am I suppose to go? I was thinking after 9pm or around 1pm.

      I go to my gym at 6AM and it is peaceful and quiet. Very few barbell lifters there at that time, and the few of us sip coffee and chat sometimes. Comfy tbh.

      I go to sleep at 5am so that's not gonna work

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm a lot weaker than I thought and I'm badly out of shape.
        Gyms are only necessary for people who have higher than average physique/strength goals and don't have a home gym, so your response does not make sense.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How does it not make sense? I need to want to look like a gymnast to work out?

          This is exactly why I have a home gym

          I want to get a home gym someday but I can't right now

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I can't right now
            Literally all you need is a bench and some dumbbells, shit you can get started with even less than that. I don't have my gym setup yet because I just moved in and the garage is full of crap I need to move out, so I just have my bench and weights in my living room for now.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The latest demo meme on IST is that gyms are for people who are already strong

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The point is that the body most people would be satisfied with is easily attainable without even using weights.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s true. Why would you want someone who can barely lift the bar to go to the gym? Work out at home and don’t leave gains on the table. When you go to the gym you get mogged and will ego lift to compensate. It’s embarrassing to go to the gym with no experience

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Go to the gym to get in shape
                >"Noooooo you have to be in shape before you start using the gym"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                gay you can’t even lift the bar. It’s calculus for a 3yo like you.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                moron what? I've been lifting for 6 years.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re deflecting. Show me your fucking breasts.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Take your pills you fucking schizo I'm not OP

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why would you want someone who can barely lift the bar to go to the gym?
                Why not? The whole point of the gym is to better yourself and get healthier, not wave your dick around and make fun of people. But then again I can tell that's exactly what you do when you go to the gym.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I need to want to look like a gymnast to work out?
            I'm beginning to think you're genuinely retarded.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those times should be alright.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yea I'm gonna try again at those times because that shit was ridiculous

          >I can't right now
          Literally all you need is a bench and some dumbbells, shit you can get started with even less than that. I don't have my gym setup yet because I just moved in and the garage is full of crap I need to move out, so I just have my bench and weights in my living room for now.

          When I went to the gym, 5pm - 8pm was peak hours because everyone goes to gym on their way home.
          Anyway, I took the homegym pill and just work out on my lunch breaks or after work. Currently working out while shitposting here.
          >pic related

          But I want a home gym with machines and a stairclimber and what not. I want to have one in the basement real decked out and stuff.

          >I need to want to look like a gymnast to work out?
          I'm beginning to think you're genuinely retarded.

          How am I retarded?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >But I want a home gym with machines and a stairclimber and what not. I want to have one in the basement real decked out and stuff.
            Yeah unless you've got a lot of money and space, you are going to need to save a fair bit of money. Anyway, good luck OP.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know that's the point. I don't want to half-ass it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I want a home gym with machines and a stairclimber and what not
            So, what? You can't workout at all until you've bought every single thing for your home gym? That's a cope if ever I've heard one.

            I want something similar, shit I even have the space and the money to do it. I haven't gotten around to it yet but that doesn't stop me from working out

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              How am I coping when I literally signed up for the gym? I'm not using that as an excuse not to work out I'm just saying I want the full package. And no I don't need every single machine.

              Are you a woman?

              How am I woman?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How am I woman?
                Don't answer my question with a question.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                But that doesn't make any sense

                >I literally signed up for the gym
                Yeah but you've got endless excuses as to why you can't go.

                When did I say I can't go? I just named two different times in the day I can go

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Answer the question. Are you a woman?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek this whole thing is hilarious

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I literally signed up for the gym
                Yeah but you've got endless excuses as to why you can't go.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you a woman?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        youll eventually understand ur busy times at ur gym

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >7PM
      yeah waht said
      That's gym time social hour when the high school kids, college thots, and working people go to the gym. If you want it empty you have to go at 2 AM or something. My gym opens at 5, and it used to be just me in the parking lot waiting for it to open, but these days there's 5-10 other no-lifers waiting too. It bothers me greatly.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well I had a feeling it was gonna be parked based on the how many cars were in the lot, but holy shit that was unbearable. Not sure if it's just me but it felt like the gym looked a lot bigger outside compared to inside. It felt like I was in a fucking cage.

        I go to the gym at 3am so the gym is empty. I recommend that nobody else does this. I want to be alone to have complete focus on becoming the man the Lord needs me to be.

        Well I don't mind people being there but jesus christ, I may as well not have even bothered. How do people even work out like this?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go to my gym at 6AM and it is peaceful and quiet. Very few barbell lifters there at that time, and the few of us sip coffee and chat sometimes. Comfy tbh.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you get coffee at the gym?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They’ve got a pot at the front. There’s a tip jar to help pay for it, just throw a dollar in every once in a while.
        Really great gym.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Show the receptionist your secret penis tattoo.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Home gym set up off the kitchen were I keep my Magnifica S.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go to the gym at 3am so the gym is empty. I recommend that nobody else does this. I want to be alone to have complete focus on becoming the man the Lord needs me to be.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is exactly why I have a home gym

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s summer. It’s 4x as busy as normal.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you google your gym it'll show you the slow hours and you can schedule your workouts around that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll try that

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I went to the gym, 5pm - 8pm was peak hours because everyone goes to gym on their way home.
    Anyway, I took the homegym pill and just work out on my lunch breaks or after work. Currently working out while shitposting here.
    >pic related

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it ok if is say "fuck baby jesus" every rep

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    welcome to the home gym master race, friend

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to area crowded with women
    >Smells like fucking pussy
    Free test boost??? Holy shit man

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's another thing I notice most of the women there were with dudes

      Answer the question. Are you a woman?

      First answer how am I a woman?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how am I a woman
        I never said you were, I was asking, but fine, cunt.
        >endless excuses for not trying
        >doesn't understand basic logic
        >won't post goal physique
        >needs everything all at once
        >unwilling to incrementally build towards a goal
        You're feminized, dick or no dick. Those last two points ensure you're never going to get fit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How am I not trying? I walked in there despite having a bad feeling it was gonna be packed, and it was even worse than I thought. I literally could not work out because all the benches, dumbbells and machines were taken. The only "excuse" I had was that I don't want to have to work in with people, especially when I'm sweating bullets. But I never said I don't want to work out. None of that stuff you said has anything to do with anything I said. So how am I a woman?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok ngl you do sound like a woman lmao

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            A man would tell the restate you're replying to that they should eat shit and fuck off instead of repeated replies.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well maybe I'm missing something here, but I don't see how I'm a "woman"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you funny? Funny how?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Total refusal to answer questions that would expose you as a woman
            >emotional outburst at being found out
            This post confirms it. Definitely a woman.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You’re a fucking translibtard woman wannabie. Kys.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              If they were trans they'd love to be called a woman. I think this is a legitimate woman

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Youre a woman
              >Oh wait no youre not
              What the fuck?

              Asked and answered. I'm not going to try and spoon-feed your last 2 remaining brain cells

              I answered every question in here

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >*still lying as if we won't notice*

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post body

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Show me those beautiful big titties babygirl

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    go at 7 am

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sleeping at that time

      Ok ngl you do sound like a woman lmao

      How do I sound like a woman?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go to bed earlier then.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why should i? It works for my schedule

          Are you funny? Funny how?

          What?

          >Total refusal to answer questions that would expose you as a woman
          >emotional outburst at being found out
          This post confirms it. Definitely a woman.

          What questions am i avoiding?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >feigning ignorance of what she's been doing this whole thread
            Probably a gnomish woman, too.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nevermind you sound like a gay, I regret welcoming you to the home gym club

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not something quantifiable. It’s like I can hear the shrill complaining of someone who expects everything to be given to them without trying. That’s you. The idea of suffering for something you want is so foreign to you that it isn’t even a potential option in your mind. So you quit. Like a woman

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rekt

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the fuck does any of this have to do with being inside an overly crowded gym? What do you want me to do, demand people not using the shit i wanna use and rip dumbbells out of their hands?

          Rekt

          How the fuck was that rekt?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. butthurt woman

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How the what the when the where the why the who?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >”no! I can’t just wait patiently or ask to work in! My only two options are to quit immediately and cry about it online, or rip the dumbbells right out of their hands!!”
            And you really wonder how we all instantly knew you were a woman? You have no prefrontal cortex. Your brain is not developed for rational thought

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              How am i quitting when im going back at a different time? And im not a woman, thats the point. I just dont want to work in with people for the whole fucking workout, thats ridiculous.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And im not a woman
                >*lying to save face*
                Typical woman.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why the fuck would i lie about being a woman? Are you fucking lost?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why the fuck would i lie about being a woman?
                You didn't. You lied about being a man.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post body

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post body

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I propose you say the following sentence in your feminine voice: "Excuse me, can I work in on that?"

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get off an hour early 4 pm crew were we at

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally a seinfeld kvetching skit itt

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is hilarious. Thanks OP

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is it hilarious?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get asked a simple question
        >don't answer, instead keep asking inane questions getting increasingly defensive for absolutely no reason

        Just makes me chuckle that's all. Just get a few resistance bands and pirate P90X babe, then you can do it in your living room and not have to deal with people

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Again, what question did i not answer?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Asked and answered. I'm not going to try and spoon-feed your last 2 remaining brain cells

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hahahahahahahahahaha

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go another hour buddy, you’ll find the right one for u

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea thats the plan, thanks. I just thought 7pm would be good.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jackass. 7PM is basically mid-late peak hours for the 9-5 wagons to hit their after work training. You want a quiet gym? Go at 1pm when all the normal people are working.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Busy times are before and after wagecuck hours, your sleep time suggests NEETdom so you will have no issues here.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NEETdom
      >Night shifts don't exist

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Suggesting

        Im not going over every edge case bro

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Such a stupid thread.
    >its too crowded at exactly this one specific hour of the day
    So pick another hour of the day. Problem solved. What the fuck else did we need the rest of this shit thread for.
    Your sweat? bro is this your first time in your life ever sweating? Do you need to be taught how to wipe it off?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you need to be taught how to wipe it off?
      QRD?

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