I finally signed up for the gym and it was WAY too fricking crowded in there. All the benches and machines were taken, the dumbbells I wanted were taken, people all over the place up in my business. I was also sweating really bad even though I just started working out and some people were laughing and looking at me weird.
How the frick do people work out in crowded conditions like this? It was fricking unbearable. I worked out for like 20 mins and had to get the frick outta there. What should I do? I went at 7pm I thought most people frick off by that point?
>7pm
That's when people have had time to get home from work, take care of a few things and then head back out to get their workout done.
You probably don't need a gym anyway. What's your goal body?
No I definitely need it. I'm a lot weaker than I thought and I'm badly out of shape. What time am I suppose to go? I was thinking after 9pm or around 1pm.
I go to sleep at 5am so that's not gonna work
>I'm a lot weaker than I thought and I'm badly out of shape.
Gyms are only necessary for people who have higher than average physique/strength goals and don't have a home gym, so your response does not make sense.
How does it not make sense? I need to want to look like a gymnast to work out?
I want to get a home gym someday but I can't right now
>I can't right now
Literally all you need is a bench and some dumbbells, shit you can get started with even less than that. I don't have my gym setup yet because I just moved in and the garage is full of crap I need to move out, so I just have my bench and weights in my living room for now.
The latest demo meme on IST is that gyms are for people who are already strong
The point is that the body most people would be satisfied with is easily attainable without even using weights.
It’s true. Why would you want someone who can barely lift the bar to go to the gym? Work out at home and don’t leave gains on the table. When you go to the gym you get mogged and will ego lift to compensate. It’s embarrassing to go to the gym with no experience
>Go to the gym to get in shape
>"Noooooo you have to be in shape before you start using the gym"
homosexual you can’t even lift the bar. It’s calculus for a 3yo like you.
Black person what? I've been lifting for 6 years.
You’re deflecting. Show me your fricking breasts.
Take your pills you fricking schizo I'm not OP
>Why would you want someone who can barely lift the bar to go to the gym?
Why not? The whole point of the gym is to better yourself and get healthier, not wave your dick around and make fun of people. But then again I can tell that's exactly what you do when you go to the gym.
>I need to want to look like a gymnast to work out?
I'm beginning to think you're genuinely moronic.
Those times should be alright.
Yea I'm gonna try again at those times because that shit was ridiculous
But I want a home gym with machines and a stairclimber and what not. I want to have one in the basement real decked out and stuff.
How am I moronic?
>But I want a home gym with machines and a stairclimber and what not. I want to have one in the basement real decked out and stuff.
Yeah unless you've got a lot of money and space, you are going to need to save a fair bit of money. Anyway, good luck OP.
I know that's the point. I don't want to half-ass it.
>I want a home gym with machines and a stairclimber and what not
So, what? You can't workout at all until you've bought every single thing for your home gym? That's a cope if ever I've heard one.
I want something similar, shit I even have the space and the money to do it. I haven't gotten around to it yet but that doesn't stop me from working out
How am I coping when I literally signed up for the gym? I'm not using that as an excuse not to work out I'm just saying I want the full package. And no I don't need every single machine.
How am I woman?
>How am I woman?
Don't answer my question with a question.
But that doesn't make any sense
When did I say I can't go? I just named two different times in the day I can go
Answer the question. Are you a woman?
kek this whole thing is hilarious
>I literally signed up for the gym
Yeah but you've got endless excuses as to why you can't go.
Are you a woman?
youll eventually understand ur busy times at ur gym
>7PM
yeah waht said
That's gym time social hour when the high school kids, college thots, and working people go to the gym. If you want it empty you have to go at 2 AM or something. My gym opens at 5, and it used to be just me in the parking lot waiting for it to open, but these days there's 5-10 other no-lifers waiting too. It bothers me greatly.
Well I had a feeling it was gonna be parked based on the how many cars were in the lot, but holy shit that was unbearable. Not sure if it's just me but it felt like the gym looked a lot bigger outside compared to inside. It felt like I was in a fricking cage.
Well I don't mind people being there but jesus christ, I may as well not have even bothered. How do people even work out like this?
I go to my gym at 6AM and it is peaceful and quiet. Very few barbell lifters there at that time, and the few of us sip coffee and chat sometimes. Comfy tbh.
How do you get coffee at the gym?
They’ve got a pot at the front. There’s a tip jar to help pay for it, just throw a dollar in every once in a while.
Really great gym.
Show the receptionist your secret penis tattoo.
Home gym set up off the kitchen were I keep my Magnifica S.
I go to the gym at 3am so the gym is empty. I recommend that nobody else does this. I want to be alone to have complete focus on becoming the man the Lord needs me to be.
This is exactly why I have a home gym
It’s summer. It’s 4x as busy as normal.
If you google your gym it'll show you the slow hours and you can schedule your workouts around that.
I'll try that
When I went to the gym, 5pm - 8pm was peak hours because everyone goes to gym on their way home.
Anyway, I took the homegym pill and just work out on my lunch breaks or after work. Currently working out while shitposting here.
>pic related
Is it ok if is say "frick baby jesus" every rep
welcome to the home gym master race, friend
>go to area crowded with women
>Smells like fricking pussy
Free test boost??? Holy shit man
That's another thing I notice most of the women there were with dudes
First answer how am I a woman?
>how am I a woman
I never said you were, I was asking, but fine, c**t.
>endless excuses for not trying
>doesn't understand basic logic
>won't post goal physique
>needs everything all at once
>unwilling to incrementally build towards a goal
You're feminized, dick or no dick. Those last two points ensure you're never going to get fit.
How am I not trying? I walked in there despite having a bad feeling it was gonna be packed, and it was even worse than I thought. I literally could not work out because all the benches, dumbbells and machines were taken. The only "excuse" I had was that I don't want to have to work in with people, especially when I'm sweating bullets. But I never said I don't want to work out. None of that stuff you said has anything to do with anything I said. So how am I a woman?
Ok ngl you do sound like a woman lmao
A man would tell the restate you're replying to that they should eat shit and frick off instead of repeated replies.
Well maybe I'm missing something here, but I don't see how I'm a "woman"
Are you funny? Funny how?
>Total refusal to answer questions that would expose you as a woman
>emotional outburst at being found out
This post confirms it. Definitely a woman.
You’re a fricking translibtard woman wannabie. Kys.
If they were trans they'd love to be called a woman. I think this is a legitimate woman
>Youre a woman
>Oh wait no youre not
What the frick?
I answered every question in here
>*still lying as if we won't notice*
Post body
Show me those beautiful big breasts babygirl
go at 7 am
I'm sleeping at that time
How do I sound like a woman?
Go to bed earlier then.
Why should i? It works for my schedule
What?
What questions am i avoiding?
>feigning ignorance of what she's been doing this whole thread
Probably a israeli woman, too.
nevermind you sound like a homosexual, I regret welcoming you to the home gym club
It’s not something quantifiable. It’s like I can hear the shrill complaining of someone who expects everything to be given to them without trying. That’s you. The idea of suffering for something you want is so foreign to you that it isn’t even a potential option in your mind. So you quit. Like a woman
Rekt
What the frick does any of this have to do with being inside an overly crowded gym? What do you want me to do, demand people not using the shit i wanna use and rip dumbbells out of their hands?
How the frick was that rekt?
>t. butthurt woman
How the what the when the where the why the who?
>”no! I can’t just wait patiently or ask to work in! My only two options are to quit immediately and cry about it online, or rip the dumbbells right out of their hands!!”
And you really wonder how we all instantly knew you were a woman? You have no prefrontal cortex. Your brain is not developed for rational thought
How am i quitting when im going back at a different time? And im not a woman, thats the point. I just dont want to work in with people for the whole fricking workout, thats ridiculous.
>And im not a woman
>*lying to save face*
Typical woman.
Why the frick would i lie about being a woman? Are you fricking lost?
>Why the frick would i lie about being a woman?
You didn't. You lied about being a man.
Post body
Post body
I propose you say the following sentence in your feminine voice: "Excuse me, can I work in on that?"
Get off an hour early 4 pm crew were we at
literally a seinfeld kvetching skit itt
This thread is hilarious. Thanks OP
How is it hilarious?
>get asked a simple question
>don't answer, instead keep asking inane questions getting increasingly defensive for absolutely no reason
Just makes me chuckle that's all. Just get a few resistance bands and pirate P90X babe, then you can do it in your living room and not have to deal with people
Again, what question did i not answer?
Asked and answered. I'm not going to try and spoon-feed your last 2 remaining brain cells
hahahahahahahahahaha
Go another hour buddy, you’ll find the right one for u
Yea thats the plan, thanks. I just thought 7pm would be good.
Jackass. 7PM is basically mid-late peak hours for the 9-5 wagons to hit their after work training. You want a quiet gym? Go at 1pm when all the normal people are working.
Busy times are before and after wagecuck hours, your sleep time suggests NEETdom so you will have no issues here.
>NEETdom
>Night shifts don't exist
>Suggesting
Im not going over every edge case homie
Such a stupid thread.
>its too crowded at exactly this one specific hour of the day
So pick another hour of the day. Problem solved. What the frick else did we need the rest of this shit thread for.
Your sweat? homie is this your first time in your life ever sweating? Do you need to be taught how to wipe it off?
>Do you need to be taught how to wipe it off?
QRD?