I have a similar disease. What exercises would you recommend? I have a six pack. Fitness speaking

I have a similar disease

What exercises would you recommend? I have a six pack.

Fitness speaking

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally why bother being alive that that point. I would ask the nearest person to just throw me off a bridge or something tbh tbh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thankfully he still has 1 hand to pull the trigger. The challenge would be acquiring a handgun since his family would probably only let him have a rifle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hear you. I really do.

      But. Imagine no longer shitting.

      If theres some way he no longer shits, it might be worth holding on.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        moron I love shitting, life would be completely empty without the sweet sweet refuge of just sitting down on a toilet and unleashing the hell you've been holding in a little too long so it will feel even better.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He shits in that bag full of piss and shit to the left in the picture.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Clean it up janny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pussy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        fuck 🙁

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shit, AI be brutally unforgiving.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would also.

      https://i.imgur.com/7DykSGO.jpg

      >Literally why bother being alive that that point. I would ask the nearest person to just throw me off a bridge or something tbh tbh

      Take it from a divine point of view, back in the old days this type of injury would've killed him instantly.

      Nowadays, we artificially keep these people alive. Is it God's will or ours?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Is it God's will or ours?

        God is definitely a woman or a fag, never does o says anything explicitely, just sits and waits for us to figure out his will, fucking pussy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >*sniffs a line*
          My belief is that God is basically an eternal vegetable, as his oh-so-perfect intelligent design is prone to all kinds of failure, but also shows that there definitely IS some semblance of order in entirety of life as an organic phenomenon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How similar are we talking?

      gotchu [email protected]

      https://i.imgur.com/n4oPQHP.jpg

      Pussy

      when women say they want a dad bod THIS is what they mean.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Waiting for illegal cyborg research.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      will you throw me off a bridge?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Try to make money with tech
      >Hope to biomechanics will be good enough in some years.
      >Have fun creating art and having your proyects.

      Hard as fuck life, but still liveable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The arm is what does it for me. If this happened to me I’d do nothing but play vidya but you can’t even do that without an arm

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How similar are we talking?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The opposite basically

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At that point, they should just stick him into a fucking 40k dreadnought and let him be useful again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Faith is eternal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >even in death i still serve

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally why bother being alive that that point. I would ask the nearest person to just throw me off a bridge or something tbh tbh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fuck have a nice day dude. Seeing these lowbrow wojak iterations causes me physical pain.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Holy fuck have a nice day dude. Seeing these lowbrow wojak iterations causes me physical pain.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's married with a wife, I guess that gives meaning to his existence.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >this dickless upside down bag shitter is married to a super hot chick and basically, you are fucking stupid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thankfully he still has 1 hand to pull the trigger. The challenge would be acquiring a handgun since his family would probably only let him have a rifle

      jesus, at this point i would just ask to die

      This is probably the case for some people, but honestly actually facing the end is scary, no matter how prepared you are for it when the time actually comes, its not peaceful, its a horror, false memories, shapes become nonsensical, I never took lsd, but I imagine the experience would be like a bad lsd trip. A gun is probably instant, but if you've been close to dying before hand, you end up sort of fearing it more, its not really an abstract fear anymore, you know what to expect and its a bit horrific in concept, I never really understood how someone could keep living when horribly disfigured like that but now I get it, and can see why and how someone lives like that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, what happened to you? Give us the story.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This

        Anon, what happened to you? Give us the story.

        , tell us so we can become wiser

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it is because you have no experience with death and it is irreversible. No one can say with absolute certainty what happens next, and it could be exponentially worse than what your lot is in this life.

        Once you pull the trigger there is no going back

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's god's plan for him exactly? Surely he did it for a reason right!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw his legs, genetalia, urinary system, pelvic bones, anus and rectum are waiting patiently for him in heaven
      >tfw his right arm has been beating the shit out of demons in hell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For you to have a grateful heart that you still have your bodily function normally

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      god doesn't exist you fucking brainlet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wow such intellect

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I know.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You’re actually not very smart

        https://i.imgur.com/CJOg6jC.jpg

        I have a similar disease

        What exercises would you recommend? I have a six pack.

        Fitness speaking

        How do I activate Geodude mode

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      god enjoys seeing people suffer
      he is like a sadistic child who pulls the legs of a spider

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Put yourself in god’s position. What form would you mold reality into?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Heh, god doesn't exist, there are no plans for you and nothing matters
      >N-no, not the N-word!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes, and I won't tell you the reason

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God has nothing to do with it. This horror was man-made.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jesus, at this point i would just ask to die

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Holy fuck have a nice day dude. Seeing these lowbrow wojak iterations causes me physical pain.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh I would just asked why they didn’t let me die

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not to late for him to take matters into his own stumps.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Man, fuck you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >still not doing ass to grass
      the absolute state of starting strengthoids

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      terrible rom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Doing leg exercises
      >Doesn't have legs

      What?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>Holy fuck have a nice day dude. Seeing these lowbrow wojak iterations causes me physical pain.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i have to admire this little dude seriously
      I fucking salute him for being so based in the face of reality.

      Just fucking based

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It always makes me sad when I see the stump move with the intact arm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      genuinely inspiring

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, just imagine how much his balls must hurt from bouncing on them like that. Respect.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you remove his teeth and arm(s), keep him sedate with certain drugs, hoist him on a hook like a live carcass and he could be your oral pleasure bot for whatever you desire when you get home and are in the mood.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You could do this with any human

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Female stumps for oral sex are a lot pricier tho.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/U22efPE.jpg

          You could do this with any human

          the legs are among the best parts of a female body. you dont cut them off.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Different strokes, as they say.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >keep him sedated with certain drugs
      He's not going anywhere anon

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just let him die at this point. This is inhumane and they only kept him alive cause he’s White and they want him to suffer. Medicine is gnomish controlled btw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm certain if you were in that situation you would rather live than die.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck no. I would be pissed. Is he a war veteran

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah he ain't a war vet. You don't even want to know.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this dude literally jumped out of a forklift while it was tumbling down a hill even though there are dozen warning signs telling you to NOT jump out of a forklift if it falls over.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They asked him if he wanted to have the procedure and he agreed

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All behold the spectacle
    A fleshy limbless rectangle
    Sitting on a pedestal
    So nasal handicapable
    Sniff and remember silver ball
    Contortions that he can't recall
    The torso on a trampoline
    The happiness melts into dream
    He's got an itch, but nothing with which
    To scratch the itch, so wish it away

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dudes in this situation have to all be hoping that if they stay alive for just a few more years that they'll get to be robocop or the deus ex guy

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I find that kid, I need some guinea pigs for my cybernetic prosthetics experiments and I don't want to cut my own shit off.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, his girlfriend is still with him and they got engaged. Why? She has to be fucking someone else.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he still has one working arm and a tongue. lesbians make it work. so do virgins.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some anon on 4chan got in touch with her pretending to be a nog who wanted to bang her and she was down for it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Please sauce

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She can't just leave him right away after he lost his dick, what would that make her look like? No, she'll stay with him and gather some empathy points and find a dick somewhere else in like 6 months, and break up then

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's what people said when it happened. But it's been 3 years.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >6 months
        they've been together for years now since the incident lol, at least 3 years iirc

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd still rather have this happen to me than go blind+deaf

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Silver lining: he'll be put on test to replace his missing balls
    What's left of him can get shredded

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A shredded rectangular nugget of meat

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why even live at this point? Why not assisted suicide if that is what he wants? Science and medical science, surgeries, all this shit is the most even stuff going on in the world today.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They asked him if he wanted the procedure and he said yes, to save his life he was prepared to become a head in a jar if necessary

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That is just ridiculous. Does he have a family of his own at least?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He has a wife but they couldn't save his sperm (they tried but failed before the hemicorporectomy surgery)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why is it ridiculous? Most of what people do in their lives in modern times is mental. You can't say someone clinging on to their life is "ridiculous", it's a biological instinct.

          A sad fact is there comes a point when for every single one of us would say fuck, that's it, too much. Seemingly this comes from such trivial shit as not having a girlfriend for a lot of cucks on this website, this dude seems tougher than most.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Meant the most evil not even.

      I've noticed my ability to read and type went to shit as I got older.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >disease
    He got a massive injury and they did a ww1 era surgery to keep him alive, its not a condition

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bottom surgery is really getting out of hand

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    havent seen "gets triggered and dumps his wojak folder" anon in months!! welcome back, gay!

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    name yourself Torsohno and chase people while dressed in zombie cosplay.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no dick?? ya i'd be buying or finding a handgun ASAP, Nature would've killed me and being alive would be a mistake

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