I have a similar disease
What exercises would you recommend? I have a six pack.
Fitness speaking
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What exercises would you recommend? I have a six pack.
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Literally why bother being alive that that point. I would ask the nearest person to just throw me off a bridge or something tbh tbh
Thankfully he still has 1 hand to pull the trigger. The challenge would be acquiring a handgun since his family would probably only let him have a rifle
I hear you. I really do.
But. Imagine no longer shitting.
If theres some way he no longer shits, it might be worth holding on.
Black person I love shitting, life would be completely empty without the sweet sweet refuge of just sitting down on a toilet and unleashing the hell you've been holding in a little too long so it will feel even better.
He shits in that bag full of piss and shit to the left in the picture.
Clean it up janny
Pussy
frick 🙁
Shit, AI be brutally unforgiving.
I would also.
Take it from a divine point of view, back in the old days this type of injury would've killed him instantly.
Nowadays, we artificially keep these people alive. Is it God's will or ours?
>Is it God's will or ours?
God is definitely a woman or a gay, never does o says anything explicitely, just sits and waits for us to figure out his will, fricking pussy.
>*sniffs a line*
My belief is that God is basically an eternal vegetable, as his oh-so-perfect intelligent design is prone to all kinds of failure, but also shows that there definitely IS some semblance of order in entirety of life as an organic phenomenon.
when women say they want a dad bod THIS is what they mean.
Waiting for illegal cyborg research.
will you throw me off a bridge?
>Try to make money with tech
>Hope to biomechanics will be good enough in some years.
>Have fun creating art and having your proyects.
Hard as frick life, but still liveable.
The arm is what does it for me. If this happened to me I’d do nothing but play vidya but you can’t even do that without an arm
How similar are we talking?
The opposite basically
At that point, they should just stick him into a fricking 40k dreadnought and let him be useful again
>Faith is eternal
>even in death i still serve
>Literally why bother being alive that that point. I would ask the nearest person to just throw me off a bridge or something tbh tbh
Holy frick have a nice day dude. Seeing these lowbrow wojak iterations causes me physical pain.
>Holy frick have a nice day dude. Seeing these lowbrow wojak iterations causes me physical pain.
He's married with a wife, I guess that gives meaning to his existence.
>this dickless upside down bag shitter is married to a super hot chick and basically, you are fricking stupid
This is probably the case for some people, but honestly actually facing the end is scary, no matter how prepared you are for it when the time actually comes, its not peaceful, its a horror, false memories, shapes become nonsensical, I never took lsd, but I imagine the experience would be like a bad lsd trip. A gun is probably instant, but if you've been close to dying before hand, you end up sort of fearing it more, its not really an abstract fear anymore, you know what to expect and its a bit horrific in concept, I never really understood how someone could keep living when horribly disfigured like that but now I get it, and can see why and how someone lives like that.
Anon, what happened to you? Give us the story.
This
, tell us so we can become wiser
it is because you have no experience with death and it is irreversible. No one can say with absolute certainty what happens next, and it could be exponentially worse than what your lot is in this life.
Once you pull the trigger there is no going back
What's god's plan for him exactly? Surely he did it for a reason right!
>tfw his legs, genetalia, urinary system, pelvic bones, anus and rectum are waiting patiently for him in heaven
>tfw his right arm has been beating the shit out of demons in hell
For you to have a grateful heart that you still have your bodily function normally
god doesn't exist you fricking brainlet.
Wow such intellect
Yeah I know.
You’re actually not very smart
How do I activate Geodude mode
god enjoys seeing people suffer
he is like a sadistic child who pulls the legs of a spider
Put yourself in god’s position. What form would you mold reality into?
>Heh, god doesn't exist, there are no plans for you and nothing matters
>N-no, not the N-word!
yes, and I won't tell you the reason
God has nothing to do with it. This horror was man-made.
jesus, at this point i would just ask to die
>Holy frick have a nice day dude. Seeing these lowbrow wojak iterations causes me physical pain.
gotchu f@m
Bruh I would just asked why they didn’t let me die
It's not to late for him to take matters into his own stumps.
Man, frick you.
>still not doing ass to grass
the absolute state of starting strengthoids
terrible rom
>Doing leg exercises
>Doesn't have legs
What?
>>Holy frick have a nice day dude. Seeing these lowbrow wojak iterations causes me physical pain.
i have to admire this little dude seriously
I fricking salute him for being so based in the face of reality.
Just fricking based
It always makes me sad when I see the stump move with the intact arm
genuinely inspiring
Damn, just imagine how much his balls must hurt from bouncing on them like that. Respect.
If you remove his teeth and arm(s), keep him sedate with certain drugs, hoist him on a hook like a live carcass and he could be your oral pleasure bot for whatever you desire when you get home and are in the mood.
You could do this with any human
Female stumps for oral sex are a lot pricier tho.
the legs are among the best parts of a female body. you dont cut them off.
Different strokes, as they say.
>keep him sedated with certain drugs
He's not going anywhere anon
Just let him die at this point. This is inhumane and they only kept him alive cause he’s White and they want him to suffer. Medicine is israeli controlled btw
I'm certain if you were in that situation you would rather live than die.
Frick no. I would be pissed. Is he a war veteran
Nah he ain't a war vet. You don't even want to know.
this dude literally jumped out of a forklift while it was tumbling down a hill even though there are dozen warning signs telling you to NOT jump out of a forklift if it falls over.
They asked him if he wanted to have the procedure and he agreed
All behold the spectacle
A fleshy limbless rectangle
Sitting on a pedestal
So nasal handicapable
Sniff and remember silver ball
Contortions that he can't recall
The torso on a trampoline
The happiness melts into dream
He's got an itch, but nothing with which
To scratch the itch, so wish it away
dudes in this situation have to all be hoping that if they stay alive for just a few more years that they'll get to be robocop or the deus ex guy
Where can I find that kid, I need some guinea pigs for my cybernetic prosthetics experiments and I don't want to cut my own shit off.
Holy shit, his girlfriend is still with him and they got engaged. Why? She has to be fricking someone else.
he still has one working arm and a tongue. lesbians make it work. so do virgins.
Some anon on /misc/ got in touch with her pretending to be a nog who wanted to bang her and she was down for it.
Source?
Please sauce
She can't just leave him right away after he lost his dick, what would that make her look like? No, she'll stay with him and gather some empathy points and find a dick somewhere else in like 6 months, and break up then
That's what people said when it happened. But it's been 3 years.
>6 months
they've been together for years now since the incident lol, at least 3 years iirc
I'd still rather have this happen to me than go blind+deaf
Silver lining: he'll be put on test to replace his missing balls
What's left of him can get shredded
A shredded rectangular nugget of meat
Why even live at this point? Why not assisted suicide if that is what he wants? Science and medical science, surgeries, all this shit is the most even stuff going on in the world today.
They asked him if he wanted the procedure and he said yes, to save his life he was prepared to become a head in a jar if necessary
That is just ridiculous. Does he have a family of his own at least?
He has a wife but they couldn't save his sperm (they tried but failed before the hemicorporectomy surgery)
Why is it ridiculous? Most of what people do in their lives in modern times is mental. You can't say someone clinging on to their life is "ridiculous", it's a biological instinct.
A sad fact is there comes a point when for every single one of us would say frick, that's it, too much. Seemingly this comes from such trivial shit as not having a girlfriend for a lot of cucks on this website, this dude seems tougher than most.
Meant the most evil not even.
I've noticed my ability to read and type went to shit as I got older.
>disease
He got a massive injury and they did a ww1 era surgery to keep him alive, its not a condition
bottom surgery is really getting out of hand
havent seen "gets triggered and dumps his wojak folder" anon in months!! welcome back, homosexual!
name yourself Torsohno and chase people while dressed in zombie cosplay.
no dick?? ya i'd be buying or finding a handgun ASAP, Nature would've killed me and being alive would be a mistake