I just saw a video of a factory worker obliterated by a lathe machine

What exercises should I do to become resistant to factory fatalities?
I want to have thick skin and iron bones.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day frogmoron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be a dickhead and stick your hand in a lathe.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was wearing a long coat and got absolutely heemed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wear a warehouse coat with tear-areas so if it does get caught, don't get dragged in.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I’m not even sure that would have saved him; once your arm is jerked into it you’re a goner

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Don't wear loose clothes. Don't wear gloves. Don't touch the lathe.
            They aren't that dangerous, we used them unsupervised in high school and no one was hurt.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really that hard not living in China?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Or Russia. Who knew drinking vodka all day while operating machinery is a bad idea

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    - keep your skin moisturized. this makes blades and tools simply slide off your skin instead of grabbing and slicing it
    - eat lots of jello. your bones will absorb some of its qualities so they can bend instead of snapping (while still being strong). it's like a tempering a brittle blade
    - research magnetic body polarity reversal. this will make your body slightly repel steel tools so they don't contact you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      T-thanks for the advice anon!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not being chinese should do

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Leave immediately whenever you see the liveleak logo pop up in the sky

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

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        Fa/tg/uy, what are you doing here? You should be bitching about something. The only shape you're in is that of a potato.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No exercise will save you from being caught in machinery. Only thing that will save you is not being caught in the first place. Follow all safety rules. Be that guy that tells others to follow rules.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't be Chinese problem solved

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Use extreme caution around machinery that can literally blend you if handled in a reckless manner. Don't wear loose clothes that can get caught in spinning parts. For some jobs, dont wear gloves. I've met with a guy who lost tip of his finger to industrial sized metal grinder and got told by doctors that if he wore a glove, he would have probably lost everything below the wrist. You can't train yourself for counteracting a torque of even a hand held angle grinder.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Work naked and apply bacon grease all over every hour. Your coworkers will thank you.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know exactly which video your talking about. First of all don't be a retard around a lathe bigger than a car. Don't wear loose clothing. Don't wear anything that could snag the piece turning. Retard proof yourself and your surroundings since the consequence is death.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post video

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    exercise your brain so you can work in an office behind a desk and be comfy

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    about the closest thing to that is to become a devote buddist monk, otherwise aim to avoid working with dangerous equipment

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Moneymax so you dont have to work in factory in the first place. Especially some dangerous one with unsafe working conditions and long hours.

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