I just started BJJ 2 days ago. Give me some tips that will put me ahead of the game bros.

I just started BJJ 2 days ago. Give me some tips that will put me ahead of the game bros. I will eventually transition to MMA so I try to always be on top and not fuck around with the gay guard shit.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I try to always be on top
    Hello, GAY department? Do you like fucking dudes or something?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I just started BJJ
      >I will eventually transition
      brazil strikes again

      Damn this board has gone to shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saying being on the bottom in BJJ is "gay guard shit" deserves ridicule

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >does BJJ
          >actively tries not to work on his guard

          If you're going to adopt that mindset then just quit and give up. You're insecure and disregarding a huge part of the game to appease some losers on a Tuvan Throat Singing board.

          That's mount.

          I didn't know any better as a beginner. I concede my previous statement. Anyway, got any tips?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it's confusing in the beginning. I still remember trying to mount people whose guard I was supposed to be in during drilling. This was my contribution though.

            Unironically jumping rope and lunges. Tons of carryover to other grappling styles like wrestling and judo which a good BJJ gym is going to teach you.

            You'll be bad at doing shots for a while but you should show up early to class and drill them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just don't want to reinforce getting into a position for ground and pound.

        brown belt here. you sound like an entitled and absolute asshole judging only by the way you perceive bjj and talk. still, anyone practicing bjj deserves help.
        learn and practice the fundamentals: triangle, arm bar/lock, chokes, etc until you find one that lets you win rolls. it should feel natural once you get a good knowledge on how to set it up. this will be your workhorse for now on.
        DO NOT focus on fancy shit. many people get discouraged bc they can't pull berimbolo or de la riva guard. this shit comes later, until atleast reached late blue and have a clue of what the fuck are you doing.
        try to roll with purples/browns and get humbled. hopefully you'll grow out of this asshole mindset you got now.
        if you don't train guard, expect to not progress shit.
        have fun and don't injure your partners.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks bro. Yeah I've conceded my previous statement already regarding guards, just beginner arrogance on my part.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, noticed that. it's good you are aware and willing to change.
            if you keep like this, especially if you acknowledge your partners when they give you post roll advise, no doubt you'll go far anon. i believe in you.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              gay but sweet <3

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            guard is necessary, guard pulling is gay. Never forget

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I just started BJJ
    >I will eventually transition
    brazil strikes again

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Practice your side guard a lot and force your opponents into it often. It's one of the few positions where there's virtually no difference between being on top or bottom so if you're good at it then you'll always have an advantage.
    Also don't fall for the "technique always beats strength" meme. Technique gives you the upperhand against strength but if you have both then you'll almost always fuck up the guys who are nothing but technique.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >does BJJ
    >actively tries not to work on his guard

    If you're going to adopt that mindset then just quit and give up. You're insecure and disregarding a huge part of the game to appease some losers on a Tuvan Throat Singing board.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just don't want to reinforce getting into a position for ground and pound.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's mount.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      b-b-but I gonna be da best! I don't need guard!

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically jumping rope and lunges. Tons of carryover to other grappling styles like wrestling and judo which a good BJJ gym is going to teach you.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Give me some tips that will put me ahead of the game bros
    Leg locks
    Wrist locks

    There you go.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone who gets into this such a loser, im convinced its something effeminate men get into to try and hide how unmasculine they are.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to do MMA then do MMA. Also if you hate being on bottom just pick up catch wrestling instead.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incredibly gay of you anon, go boxibg

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brazilian JuJitsu legit looks like gay rape. It was created by a jap named Mitsuyo Maeda, who learned early-phase Judo from its founder (Jigoro Kano). However, Maeda was expelled from Japan for 2,400 acts of forced public homosexuality. So, he took his manraping skills to the jungles of Brazil, hoping to rape many exotic species in the rainforest. One day, while chasing monkeys, he found the Gracie brothers. I dont have to tell you what happened next. Rather than run away, the gracies decided to become his students, becoming proficient in the arts of homosexual rape. When their training was complete, Maeda excreted a 4-foot long turd on each of their tests, telling them it was their "brown belt." All the elder gracies still have those giant Rio steamers, in glass cases on their walls, as heirlooms to be passed on to their descendants. Truly, brazilian ju jitsu has a glorious history.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow it's like an autistic ED user from 2007 time traveled to the present

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm dyin!

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Study tapes, and talk to some classmates about practicing moves outside of the dojo. Practice is always key.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that some autist from this very board had 0 fighting experience but became a blue belt in two months because he took notes and studied them after every lesson

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spazzy white belt
    calm the fuck down

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How old are you?

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