Immediately stop his terrible habits which I'm fairly certain include ingesting fast food and cheap alcohol, maybe smoking. Get on a healthy balanced diet and go on maintenance workout routine for a year to flush my body of all the crap that its full of.
>If you woke up in this body, what’s the steps you’d take to get in aesthetic shape?
This would break my conception of reality so I'd most likely kill myself. Like let's say if I manage to get this pearl-ass body into shape whats the guarantee that I won't wake up in another weakling's body one day?
>immortal IST demon hijacking bodies and sculpting them into the ideal form. Once the target is met the subject’s body is returned and a new, doughier vessel is sought.
Has potential
Howdy bro. I'm at the airport waiting for my flight to London. In an hour I'll be gone and won't come back for at least a year.
After spending the last six months trying to dig myself out of the hole I feel I'm gaining momentum. I've got the apartment sorted out, I'm starting a stem grad program in a week-- even one of my flatmates has been flirting with me. She's doing an evolutionary biology/paleontology masters at the natural history museum and I'm sweet on her already. Its all building on itself.
I left my PC behind-- no more writing runescape bots for 8 hours a day. I have better games to play now.
If I could do it, maybe you could too. I know you're smart enough.
I unironically think about this all the time. I dream of just being thought of as a total loser by everyone and then revealing that I've made massive gains before molesting a child and then being brought into a new body to do it all over again
By repeatedly doing it I get the pleasure of noob gains over and over. If you're talking about the kid part I often dream about turning into a washed-up guy who neglects his family and using my newfound strength to impress my daughter and get her to admire her dad again before one night pinning her down and deflowering her
I mean if you think about it she's not even really my daughter, just the seed of the body I currently inhabit. I'm a different man than the one who raised her, a better man. She should be happy it's me and not some stranger
Stop replying to this guy, he's been posting on IST for no joke, 2 fricking years straight as far as I can tell, he has a fetish for being insulted. He doesn't want to fix his body. Stop replying and just sage.
Cut. This person is fat. He probably needs to lose weight until he loses the beer belly, at least 20 lbs.
Then, he needs to go on a bulk. He will need to gain 10-20 lbs over the course of 1 year. He will then need to go on one more cut to actually look good.
Believe it or not (don't i don't have pics to prove it), this is how I started out when i first started working out. I'm fine now, so i would just use the same regimen, except now i know what I'm doing so it will be even quicker.
Are you Julian the PearAnon by any chance?
Anyway don't listen to the people telling you to have a nice day, this is fixable, your adipose distribution is just... unfortunate to say the least. Probably fricked up hormones which is why I recommend getting some sun (walking).
Walk a mile a day and stop eating shit. That is step 1 day 1. Resistance training and cardio come next.
It’s not me, someone I used to argue with on here in 2018 started meming me and posting me on here, it’s the same guy who does it with gyno Black person. I know it’s annoying, but he has all my photos. This post was me, but all the “pear” bait pics is from an Irish anon that loathes me because I said I didn’t want to give him advice anymore. He’s soft-doxxed me, sent my photos to old coworkers etc. i can’t do anything about it
2 years ago
Anonymous
How'd he dox you? Just wondering for my own future safety
2 years ago
Pear OFTP
I stupidly posted a photo of me in a IST at a train station (fully clothed), and the stalker was lurking. He saw it was Casula station, and I had the same face as “pear”, he then posted th at on reddit and asked if people knew me. Someone told him where I went to school, my name; my suburb. He told me he’d stop spamming me if I added him on discord. Nothing came of it, I didn’t care but he still makes posts here. Basically, I just slipped up like an idiot
2 years ago
Anonymous
TIL insightful pear lore
2 years ago
Anonymous
So doxx him back. He must've emailed your coworkers with an email.
i've been lucky never having a valid reason to, but i think ten years of body dementia and waking up to everything lost to this would bring me way past that.
-HGH 119a (grey caps, you're welcome) 3-4iu daily
-700mg Test C, break the dose up and do it EOD (Every Other Day) for 18 weeks, cycle that down to 250mg and cruise.
-Exemestane for AI. Take 12.5mg E3D
Redo cycle as mentioned and bulk. Focus in volume training or go for strongman mode and just eat a frick ton and lift (heavy) while on gear.
Start fasting, lifting, and doing cardio. Continue the cut until I'm a hungry skeleton, at which point I'd consider a bulk. Attempting a bulk when that's your starting body will just make it look even worse.
>If you woke up in this body, what’s the steps you’d take to get in aesthetic shape?
Hard mode: no TRT
Unironically stop eating for a month. Load up on snake juice, vitamins, DHEA, and Pregnenolone. You'll need the money you'd normally be spending on food for your fat burners that actually work towards the end.
Walk 6 miles minimum every day
Dead hang until failure
Never sit down, ATG squats when I need to rest.
Sunlight
Stop watching porn since your prolactin is keeping your test low.
As I get closer to the end of the month, start taking GH, clen, and T3 until I'm just skinny instead of skinny-fat
Now it's time to bulk. Red meat, organs, raw milk, white rice, fruit, and raw honey should be the bulk of your calories here.
Lift heavy shit every day >but muh over training!!
Frick your over training. Lift heavy shit and run fast as frick
You want the honest answer, I'd pin 800mcg of test weekly or kill my self
80mg? That's not even worth shutting himself down for IMO. Just unfricking his lifestyle should get his balls working again
Holy frick I just realized that 800mcg is 0.8mg. That isn't worth the needle
roidz.
immediately and excessively
permablast 1g test until i look male, or die trying.
It's over. sometimes death is the preferable option.
permabulk so i can be on the tv show 600lb life
Depends
Do I have access to gear?
Blast and cruise until I look remotely human
No?
Jump of a tall building
His hands being on his hips makes this much, much worse.
this, it's bad but he's making it look worse
Straight up the only right answer. He literally just needs to lift. What a disgusting jelly body. Embarrassing!
It’s more than that. His proportions are off cause of fricked up hormones
he looks more like this anime girl than a real man. widest hips ever and he has breasts forming
Immediately stop his terrible habits which I'm fairly certain include ingesting fast food and cheap alcohol, maybe smoking. Get on a healthy balanced diet and go on maintenance workout routine for a year to flush my body of all the crap that its full of.
This guy clearly has some kind of horomonal or skeletal issue or something that is causing him to develop like that
>If you woke up in this body, what’s the steps you’d take to get in aesthetic shape?
This would break my conception of reality so I'd most likely kill myself. Like let's say if I manage to get this pearl-ass body into shape whats the guarantee that I won't wake up in another weakling's body one day?
>Your life is eternally bodyhopping into DYELs and fatties, getting them fit, then moving on, like a ISTizen quantum leap guardian angel
Sounds kind of based actually
isnt that klinefelders or whatever?
you got it buddy. noone looks like this normally. not even low test reddit basedcucks
then again now that you put it that way it is pretty much equals immortality.
>immortal IST demon hijacking bodies and sculpting them into the ideal form. Once the target is met the subject’s body is returned and a new, doughier vessel is sought.
Has potential
>all of the bodies keep following their routines
>episode where they all join the same gym
sounds awesome
>wake up
>order test + tren
>go full HAM tren monster mode
>repeat ad infinitum with no consequences
Howdy bro. I'm at the airport waiting for my flight to London. In an hour I'll be gone and won't come back for at least a year.
After spending the last six months trying to dig myself out of the hole I feel I'm gaining momentum. I've got the apartment sorted out, I'm starting a stem grad program in a week-- even one of my flatmates has been flirting with me. She's doing an evolutionary biology/paleontology masters at the natural history museum and I'm sweet on her already. Its all building on itself.
I left my PC behind-- no more writing runescape bots for 8 hours a day. I have better games to play now.
If I could do it, maybe you could too. I know you're smart enough.
I unironically think about this all the time. I dream of just being thought of as a total loser by everyone and then revealing that I've made massive gains before molesting a child and then being brought into a new body to do it all over again
Uh, can you elaborate on the second part?
By repeatedly doing it I get the pleasure of noob gains over and over. If you're talking about the kid part I often dream about turning into a washed-up guy who neglects his family and using my newfound strength to impress my daughter and get her to admire her dad again before one night pinning her down and deflowering her
It’s worse than I originally thought
I mean if you think about it she's not even really my daughter, just the seed of the body I currently inhabit. I'm a different man than the one who raised her, a better man. She should be happy it's me and not some stranger
Bro this is some Vaush-level mental gymnastics
what am i reading
uh, I'm calling the based comitee for this one
homie what the frick is wrong with you
Kys
It’s over
>1.5g test e
>2g eq
1.4g tren a
>30mg sdrol kick starter
>all the estrogen and prolactin inhibitors I can get my hands on
Will either fix or kill, either option preferable to existing in that state
Stop replying to this guy, he's been posting on IST for no joke, 2 fricking years straight as far as I can tell, he has a fetish for being insulted. He doesn't want to fix his body. Stop replying and just sage.
He's been doing it since 2017. I don't think it's actually him anymore
Cut. This person is fat. He probably needs to lose weight until he loses the beer belly, at least 20 lbs.
Then, he needs to go on a bulk. He will need to gain 10-20 lbs over the course of 1 year. He will then need to go on one more cut to actually look good.
Believe it or not (don't i don't have pics to prove it), this is how I started out when i first started working out. I'm fine now, so i would just use the same regimen, except now i know what I'm doing so it will be even quicker.
Post body, I honestly want yo see how you look now
What was the routine? And can you post body!
I think this is what eunuchs tended to look like. I don't think there is much saving it.
Starve myself. Cut as aggressively as possible because there is no muscle to lose.
Go on walks every single day, skip breakfast, drink no calories etc
Op here
I’m 6ft1, 181lbs. What weight do you think would have me looking skelly with barely any fat? I’m considering 166 to start.
Are you Julian the PearAnon by any chance?
Anyway don't listen to the people telling you to have a nice day, this is fixable, your adipose distribution is just... unfortunate to say the least. Probably fricked up hormones which is why I recommend getting some sun (walking).
Walk a mile a day and stop eating shit. That is step 1 day 1. Resistance training and cardio come next.
Yeah man. I got soft-doxxed but it’s Just Julian
So why have you been posting yourself every day for a two years asking what you could do to fix this if you started now without ever having started?
It’s not me, someone I used to argue with on here in 2018 started meming me and posting me on here, it’s the same guy who does it with gyno Black person. I know it’s annoying, but he has all my photos. This post was me, but all the “pear” bait pics is from an Irish anon that loathes me because I said I didn’t want to give him advice anymore. He’s soft-doxxed me, sent my photos to old coworkers etc. i can’t do anything about it
How'd he dox you? Just wondering for my own future safety
I stupidly posted a photo of me in a IST at a train station (fully clothed), and the stalker was lurking. He saw it was Casula station, and I had the same face as “pear”, he then posted th at on reddit and asked if people knew me. Someone told him where I went to school, my name; my suburb. He told me he’d stop spamming me if I added him on discord. Nothing came of it, I didn’t care but he still makes posts here. Basically, I just slipped up like an idiot
TIL insightful pear lore
So doxx him back. He must've emailed your coworkers with an email.
Jesus fricking christ. These are the homies that think their the superior race, huh?
unironically suicide
>no shoulders
>all the hips
cheat cheat cheat until know one knows that I was once an alien
>know
I meant no, pls don't hurt me
starve myself.
i've gone a week long fast a few times due to medical reasons. I'm willing to just kill myself looking like that.
You’d have a nice day over a very fixable body lol
i've been lucky never having a valid reason to, but i think ten years of body dementia and waking up to everything lost to this would bring me way past that.
Cut to skelly and clean bulk for 2 years
exercise
I'd eat a bullet
Swim until I stop looking like a breedable numale.
This is a hormone disorder right? XXY? Even fat fricks and based boys don’t look this tragic
How does this even happen? No sports as a kid? Doesn't every school have PE classes?
Klinefelter syndrome
just transition my homie
Run, don't even care about knees, just run to the ends of the earth.
I would drink whatever is in that bottle behind me, hopefully bleach.
Unironcally just hop on the strongest troony protocol possible and become a trans girl, it's the the only hope of looking attractive he has.
Kys
Lift for 4 months to build a base and then start cutting while continuing to lift.
hrt instead of trt lol full send that shit and get some booba
when nature gives you fertile hips you work with them
Probably off myself, that body is not worth saving
Srs
Cut aggressively
Take this
-HGH 119a (grey caps, you're welcome) 3-4iu daily
-700mg Test C, break the dose up and do it EOD (Every Other Day) for 18 weeks, cycle that down to 250mg and cruise.
-Exemestane for AI. Take 12.5mg E3D
Redo cycle as mentioned and bulk. Focus in volume training or go for strongman mode and just eat a frick ton and lift (heavy) while on gear.
Unironically, starve myself till I'm Auschwitz mode to shed all my fat. Best you can do is hit peak coke head bowie mode
Start fasting, lifting, and doing cardio. Continue the cut until I'm a hungry skeleton, at which point I'd consider a bulk. Attempting a bulk when that's your starting body will just make it look even worse.
either become a troony or kys
Does this person have a medical condition? Trunk obesity without similar fat deposits in the arms leads me to believe this is a medical issue.
Before or after giving birth?
Shit I'd kill for hips that wide everything else can be fixed with hard work I see this as a win
I would go for giga twink mode or die in the attempt. Fasting, deadlifts, squats, lots of cardio, maybe meth.
It'd possibly be an upgrade over my current situation.
I'd probably be slim enough to sit in a computer chair without being in pain!
I'd go back to sleep forever
>If you woke up in this body, what’s the steps you’d take to get in aesthetic shape?
I don't wake up
I'd be so sad. I love being black
what do you love about it? what is there to love about it?
>If you woke up in this body, what’s the steps you’d take to get in aesthetic shape?
Hard mode: no TRT
Unironically stop eating for a month. Load up on snake juice, vitamins, DHEA, and Pregnenolone. You'll need the money you'd normally be spending on food for your fat burners that actually work towards the end.
Walk 6 miles minimum every day
Dead hang until failure
Never sit down, ATG squats when I need to rest.
Sunlight
Stop watching porn since your prolactin is keeping your test low.
As I get closer to the end of the month, start taking GH, clen, and T3 until I'm just skinny instead of skinny-fat
Now it's time to bulk. Red meat, organs, raw milk, white rice, fruit, and raw honey should be the bulk of your calories here.
Lift heavy shit every day
>but muh over training!!
Frick your over training. Lift heavy shit and run fast as frick
Meth
Just bulk...Pretty bad hips but at least a fat ass with it could go well
get mad epussy
SS