i'm 5'9 but i say that i'm 5'5

i'm 5'9 but i say that i'm 5'5

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'5 but when I'm around manlets and girls I say that I'm 6'0

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are both based

      I'm 5'7 and say I'm 5'7 if I'm asked. Talking about your height in real life in cringe.

      You are neither based nor cringe IRL, but you are cringe on here for being contrarian to your contrarianbros

      I'm 5'11 but I say I'm 6'1

      You are cringe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 5'7 and say I'm 5'7 if I'm asked. Talking about your height in real life in cringe.

      I'm 5'11 but I say I'm 6'1

      I'm 5'10 but say I'm 5'8

      I'm 5'7 and say I'm 6'0

      I'm 4'9 and say I'm 6'2

      >I say
      Who the fuck asks your height in real life?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trashy women. I answer dishonestly because I don’t care for their attention and enjoy spreading misinformation. It doesn’t happen often though.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'7 and say I'm 5'7 if I'm asked. Talking about your height in real life in cringe.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i guess so but like 99% of people i meet eventually ask me how tall i am. especially grills. you wouldn't get it.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'11 but I say I'm 6'1

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 5'11 - or 5'10, I don't know or care that much - but I say I'm 6'0 basically because I can. 6'1 sometimes if I'm feeling particularly bold that day.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 6'1" but I say I'm 5'11 and all the 5'11" guys are always visually shaken lmao.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 189cm
    I say I'm 190 because it's easier to say it and it makes me look less self obsessed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am 178 cm but I say I am 180cm. Am I in the wrong here? My dick is 17cm too but I say 18.

      I'm sorry, but you're both cringe.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am 178 cm but I say I am 180cm. Am I in the wrong here? My dick is 17cm too but I say 18.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      half and half

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'7.5" and say I'm 5'8"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm right on the cusp of 5'6, but claim I'm 5'8

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t actually know how tall I am, I just claim to be 6’0 when asked (people I know who are actually 6’0 are quite notably taller than me).

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, IST 5'9
    >be with 6'4 lanklet friend
    >be talking to some random girls acquinted to our social group
    >for some reason height becomes the talking subject
    >lanklet friend (who sometimes gets insecure about his inhuman skinnyness) tries to banter me
    >"Anon, are you sure you're not 5'7 or so? I mean, I'm 6'0 and I'm way taller than you"
    >I have zero interest in hooking up with these random girls, therefore zero insecurities
    >"Well a doctor told me I was 5'9 some time ago, but maybe his measurement was off and I'm 5'7? Lol."
    >girls just shake it off
    >one of them lustfully stares at my chest in my tight shirt
    >lanklet friend insists "Yea you're short Anon, haha"
    >girls spontaneously change subject
    Turbo Manlet territory aside, the less you care the less height is an issue. It helps a lot to have other good attributes, too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      your friend sounds like a gay for putting you down like that in front of others

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He kinda is. A good company to keep around for jokes and laughter, but I wouldn't trust him with me life, my money, or my wife.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/yzq0eTT.png

      I'm 6'5 but when I'm around manlets and girls I say that I'm 6'0

      This reminds me of a time where a teenage girl was trying to prank me,
      >anon are you sure you're 5'8, I'm like 5'0 and you're hardly taller than me
      that she's insecure about growing taller
      >huh, it must have been a while since you measured yourself I guess
      >n-no I'm definitely 5'0
      >give her a kind of pursed lip expression
      >I guess at your age growth spurts happen
      >She gets kind of angry and drops the subject
      Had no idea she was trying to punk me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get better friends

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'10 but say I'm 5'8

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'8 1/2 but say im 5'10. Do you think i can pass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Women are fuckin stupid about measurements. Ask one how big 18 inches is and they'll fuck it up by a foot or more easy.

      I'm 6'2 and I can't tell if someone's shorter or taller when they're within 2". More so as it goes up or down.

      Chicks who only care about height are automatically slampig material and nothing more. Had a girl mention I was the tallest guy she dated and ghosted her after.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'6, but say I'm 5'4.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 5’9 but I say idk and shrug my shoulders ¯_(ツ)_/¯

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 6’3 but mentally 5’7

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 5’9 but the DMV thinks I’m 5’11

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'8.4*
    >say 5'8*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically me

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'4. I say I'm 6'5

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never say anything because no one has ever asked me this shit
    yes I'm an incel

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'9 and say I'm 5'5 and it triggers the 6 feet lanklets

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 5’5” but I say I’m 5’0” because it causes visible panic in people who are slightly taller than me. I don’t particularly care that I’m short, but I AM an asshole.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'7 and say I'm 6'0

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 4'9 and say I'm 6'2

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only people asking for height are online dating app sluts. just lie to them. if you're actually 5'5, you're now 5'9. if you're actually 5'9, you're now 6'0. they won't challenge you IRL (you are meeting them IRL, right?). and if they do challenge if, turn it around on them and say "that's weird, you must be really tall" or some other bullshit to make them insecure.

    and yes i am a 5'9 aka 6'0.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'9 barefoot measured at my doc. If people ask i tell them i'm 5'9. Why would i lie? Being a manlet never stopped me in anything in life so why give a fuck about it. Stop being insecure gays

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'11 and have never once in my life said I'm 6'.
    Kneel before me, the God Emperor of manlets.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 5’5 and say I’m 5’2 to make guys who are around my height feel self-conscious. I’m a bit of a rascal.

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