i'm giving up whackin it, hopefully for good. i jacked off six times yesterday. i felt woozy and disoriented, and my cock had this feeling of being in a permanent state of deflation, like a used mattress. maybe its bruised.
Jesus Christ anon
I’m on months of no fap but it gets better.
christcucks unironically believe that a cosmic all-powerful being gives a fuck about their dietary choices for a limited period of time
I don't believe in God and have never read the bible. I went to a Catholic church once and they were very uninviting, despite being open for visitors. If i wanna covert what do I do? I don't like the 100 different protestant brenches thing, either.
Just find a church you can tolerate with people you can possibly relate to. If you didn’t like the vibe, move on. Pretty easy. Baptist or non denomination is probably your best choice since they’re pretty weak as far as crazy church goes.
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I’m giving up smoking for lent
What are you giving up anon?
You are a Christian right?
I decided I would give up sugar and porn. Porn I would give up for good and sugar, I’ll pick up again maybe later on this year.
But I put sugar in my tea and I had some chocolate today. Sorry Jesus. I’ll do better tomorrow.
They aren't, zoomers are more areligious than their predacessors.
Modern society is crumbling. Christ offers stability. What are you willing to die for anon?
Modern society is not crumbling, I'd probably give up my phone for lent (if I were christian), you keep being fed the most extreme things on your pipboy.
They believe it will lead them to a divine ideal, stability, or reaction to the modern religion (state enforced morongayry). If they weren't a cradle christian, it's more likely than anything a cope for the fact they're too weak to walk this earth on their self-forged ideals. No shame, the person able to create their own moral system and worldview amongst the ruins of a post-"religious" is rare. But the cure to this shithole world will not be religious fanaticism.
i'm giving up whackin it, hopefully for good. i jacked off six times yesterday. i felt woozy and disoriented, and my cock had this feeling of being in a permanent state of deflation, like a used mattress. maybe its bruised.
Not him, but the way you do it is getting horny by watching porn for an hour until you cant take it no more, and only then jerk off.
The pain isn't from the orgasm, it's from the stroking, so the faster you manage to coom the more orgasms you can fit in a day.
I'm giving up caffeine, nothing to do with lent or anything my sleep schedule is just mega fucked right now. Had some lovely pancakes yesterday with my flatmate tho
i'm gnomish but i may give another stab at reading the new testament, it seems like a watered down hippy version of judaism, but there are some nice messages
There’s actually a lot of take away from reading New Testament if you’re familiar with Old Testament. Old Testament God seems to be a meme because certain things were so harsh. But after Jesus paid the price for our sins, we now don’t have to follow the strict guidelines of Old Testament. That’s the idea anyway.
That's precisesly why Christianity misses the point, the God in the gnomish Testament can be very loving and very wrathful, and it is this very complexity that you are supposed to accept. The laws of the Torah aren't some fluke that God made, they are our way of eternally worshiping and keeping our covenant with him. Christianity does away with all of these complexities
>Christianity does away with all of these complexities
It doesn't, you are supposed to still live by Gods laws and do good works, the difference is now you will be forgiven for transgressions when you fail to live up to Gods standards. Christ justifies the ungodly through faith, forgiveness, and good intention, God still rewards those who follow his laws and do his work.
As I understand it, even the most holy men would be denied access to heaven because it's impossible to live up to Gods standards. Christ offers salvation from perfection. That might sound bad, but it is impossible for humans to be perfect. Even if you do good works, your good work will never out weigh the evil you do as an unintended consequence of doing good. For instance, the world is bound by entropy, and living things are sustained by other living things. The charity you give to one man comes at the cost of another man. The pain of the dying animal feeds the child. It's just set up that neither everything we do comes at the cost of greater evil.
This puts us in debt with God.
Christ forgives sins that do not blaspheme the holy spirit paying this unavoidable debt through forgiveness that would otherwise damn us.
that is how I see it any way.
Well, yes, I am a Christian, albeit I do regular fasting with my church and not lent specifically. For what I give up, is easy.
>solid foods.
If I get to exhausted I will use an emergency sugar treat to help me through my work. >drink
Just conceive on not drinking too much. >desires
In this period, I will participate in daily Bible study and prayer with my church. This also include my main desires such as lifting.
It is very fun, we do this twice a year, and we held a feast when the fasting period is over.
And instead of working on yourself you're just going to blame God and KYS. Go ahead, you've clearly given up. Life is for the strong, not weak little babies like you.
Baby steps, anon. Don't look for pity here. I would suggest getting off of the internet entirely. You offer the world something or else you wouldn't be here
I'm giving up on urban life, shit pisses me off so much, I go mental.
And yes, my name is Christian, how did you know? Are you the guy living inside my walls, who yells "oh god, fuck me harder" every night?
I don't really want to commit to anything. I think not smoking would be the easiest to try because I have already been smoke-free for a few months except on the weekends, so I would only really have a challenge then. No alcohol would mean not going out at all, because I refuse to be "that" guy drinking water in a bar or whatever, and I also don't want to take other drugs instead of alcohol (during lent). Not going out would fucking suck, all my social life revolves around that. It could also have the biggest positive impact on health and whatever friendship I still have left after lent though.
I already quit porn, never drank coffee or anything like it, never smoked. Luckily. So I'm quitting sugar and alcohol, the only two addictive substances I still consume and while I know I'll never completely quit alcohol (it's cultural sadly), I think it's about time to cut sugar as i need to start slowly cutting. But i don't know if as a bachelor I'll be able to abstain from sex and other destructive behavior which is kinda the point of lent in catholicism.
Giving up wanking and will be liquid fasting 72 hrs each week until Easter Sunday
Jerking off and soda. I wanted to give up alcohol, but I had a beer last night since I saw a friend I haven't seen in a while. Gonna train to abstain for the rest of it.
im trying to do a 24 hour fast on fridays this lent aka no eating at all, do i go midnight to midnight or like diner thursday to breakfast saturday? if midnight to midnight do i eat at like 1130 on thrusday or what?
Jerking off and soda. I wanted to give up alcohol, but I had a beer last night since I saw a friend I haven't seen in a while. Gonna train to abstain for the rest of it.
Porn
Tried for many years but never made a real commitment to it
Easily my biggest addiction. Easier to quit pot cigarettes and alcohol than it is porn.
i ate 3 pounds of meat today and jerked off 12 times.
Repent
>not doing no fap
This is your sign to begin your journey anon
>This is your sign to begin your journey anon
unfortunately I just nutted so I guess that's off the table haha
You still have time
Jesus Christ anon
I’m on months of no fap but it gets better.
Great bait
not sure yet, thinking either
>take-out food
>jerking off
>complaining
but I don't eat take out much, I'd probably explode after a week of no fap, and I complain too much
I don't believe in God and have never read the bible. I went to a Catholic church once and they were very uninviting, despite being open for visitors. If i wanna covert what do I do? I don't like the 100 different protestant brenches thing, either.
Orthodoxy
Read On The Incarnation by St Athanasius and attend a divine liturgy.
Just find a church you can tolerate with people you can possibly relate to. If you didn’t like the vibe, move on. Pretty easy. Baptist or non denomination is probably your best choice since they’re pretty weak as far as crazy church goes.
I decided I would give up sugar and porn. Porn I would give up for good and sugar, I’ll pick up again maybe later on this year.
But I put sugar in my tea and I had some chocolate today. Sorry Jesus. I’ll do better tomorrow.
catholics are brown, alcoholic retards. go to the most high iq church in your area
why are zoomers turning to religion?
Idk
Cringe
Jesus Christ is king
King of neckbeards, Lord of mc’donald spirituality
Christianity was a million times better before this Jesus chump came around and starting fucking around with his "muh son of god" bullshit.
Modern society is crumbling. Christ offers stability. What are you willing to die for anon?
Wodan
They aren't, zoomers are more areligious than their predacessors.
Modern society is not crumbling, I'd probably give up my phone for lent (if I were christian), you keep being fed the most extreme things on your pipboy.
They believe it will lead them to a divine ideal, stability, or reaction to the modern religion (state enforced morongayry). If they weren't a cradle christian, it's more likely than anything a cope for the fact they're too weak to walk this earth on their self-forged ideals. No shame, the person able to create their own moral system and worldview amongst the ruins of a post-"religious" is rare. But the cure to this shithole world will not be religious fanaticism.
Have you ever read Plato? Even the pagans realized that you needed a moral center to society, i.e. religion
Because they are the most nonwhite (read: low iq) generation so far.
i'm giving up whackin it, hopefully for good. i jacked off six times yesterday. i felt woozy and disoriented, and my cock had this feeling of being in a permanent state of deflation, like a used mattress. maybe its bruised.
How can you jerk off six times in a day? The most I've ever done it was three but by the second it starts to hurt
low test
You legit might be low test, do you have sex with a girl only once a night too?
Can't recall my jerking off record, but I know I've had sex four times in a day before with my gf and I could have gone another
not him but it's probably from death gripping
Not him, but the way you do it is getting horny by watching porn for an hour until you cant take it no more, and only then jerk off.
The pain isn't from the orgasm, it's from the stroking, so the faster you manage to coom the more orgasms you can fit in a day.
My record is 12 times in one day.
I was a horny as fuck 25 year old.
Wait, there are people older than 24 on here
christcucks unironically believe that a cosmic all-powerful being gives a fuck about their dietary choices for a limited period of time
>not doing it as a personal challenge for yourself
I'm not religious either but it's fun challenging yourself
IG and Posing
Ramadan seems like a cooler concept tbh
I'm protestant, we don't do lent.
Giving up Monsters and soda.
I'm protestant and we do Lent.
Why don't you give it up for good, retard.
I don't want to
let's do this anon
this is the time anon . Im already feeling more energy from not smoking
fuck it. im going to do it too
heavy cut and wanks
not catholic tho, so still eating meat.
No more alcohol. I've been meaning to quit drinking during the week and get my sleep schedule back on track.
I'm proud of you anon.
Take the Jainpill
Lent is pagan in origin
I'm giving up
Jacking off
Eating like a fat fuck
And excessive amounts of caffeine
I'm giving up caffeine, nothing to do with lent or anything my sleep schedule is just mega fucked right now. Had some lovely pancakes yesterday with my flatmate tho
same, but I'm not necessarily giving it up entirely but just cutting back, i'd like to get back to just one cup of coffee a day
i'm gnomish but i may give another stab at reading the new testament, it seems like a watered down hippy version of judaism, but there are some nice messages
There’s actually a lot of take away from reading New Testament if you’re familiar with Old Testament. Old Testament God seems to be a meme because certain things were so harsh. But after Jesus paid the price for our sins, we now don’t have to follow the strict guidelines of Old Testament. That’s the idea anyway.
That's precisesly why Christianity misses the point, the God in the gnomish Testament can be very loving and very wrathful, and it is this very complexity that you are supposed to accept. The laws of the Torah aren't some fluke that God made, they are our way of eternally worshiping and keeping our covenant with him. Christianity does away with all of these complexities
>Christianity does away with all of these complexities
Well yeah all the other shit doesn't matter, be a good person
>Christianity does away with all of these complexities
It doesn't, you are supposed to still live by Gods laws and do good works, the difference is now you will be forgiven for transgressions when you fail to live up to Gods standards. Christ justifies the ungodly through faith, forgiveness, and good intention, God still rewards those who follow his laws and do his work.
As I understand it, even the most holy men would be denied access to heaven because it's impossible to live up to Gods standards. Christ offers salvation from perfection. That might sound bad, but it is impossible for humans to be perfect. Even if you do good works, your good work will never out weigh the evil you do as an unintended consequence of doing good. For instance, the world is bound by entropy, and living things are sustained by other living things. The charity you give to one man comes at the cost of another man. The pain of the dying animal feeds the child. It's just set up that neither everything we do comes at the cost of greater evil.
This puts us in debt with God.
Christ forgives sins that do not blaspheme the holy spirit paying this unavoidable debt through forgiveness that would otherwise damn us.
that is how I see it any way.
Truth is you've yet to stop wandering in the desert
Well, yes, I am a Christian, albeit I do regular fasting with my church and not lent specifically. For what I give up, is easy.
>solid foods.
If I get to exhausted I will use an emergency sugar treat to help me through my work.
>drink
Just conceive on not drinking too much.
>desires
In this period, I will participate in daily Bible study and prayer with my church. This also include my main desires such as lifting.
It is very fun, we do this twice a year, and we held a feast when the fasting period is over.
Porn and cursing
damn fit is full of coomers wtf
I thought everyone here was on no fap
I'm giving up porn. Just going to use my imagination.
I’m giving up food on mondays, wednesdays, and fridays. I’ll still do preworkout/energy drinks so it’s not true fasting but I think it’s good enough.
Vaping
Goal is to quit forever though
Poopin
Sick of doing big stinky shits every day.
I'd rather just do big pisses insteaf.
I'm giving up not sinning.
>take up 40 days of cardio for lent
Is Christ back yet?
Alcohol, porn, masturbating, junk food, Coca cola, and /Pol.
Christ is king
I am NOT a spiritual semite
I'm not Christian, but I'm giving up porn, jerking off, booze, and not working out for Lent
Dry lent unless I try to wife a European girl
I want a white gf so much
I am giving being nice to people
>dating apps
>goyslop
>weed
>alcohol
drinking
I'm on a serious cut from now till summer. You should just not smoke anyway, shit's bad for you.
>You are a Christian right?
no, agnostic.
Jesus is the way anon
Why does there have to be a religion for people who don’t adhere to a specific religion?
Forbidden rites unlcude consuming of anavar, and DNP.
Just trying to be ascetic and or stoic in general.
Trying to give up attachment to material things and pondering the hermetic principles.
you should give up frogposting instead you fucking degenerate
No
>What are you giving up anon?
life
I'm 32, ugly, flabby, fat, small dick, poor and a virgin
God obviously hates me, I won't waste my time here anymore
And instead of working on yourself you're just going to blame God and KYS. Go ahead, you've clearly given up. Life is for the strong, not weak little babies like you.
Baby steps, anon. Don't look for pity here. I would suggest getting off of the internet entirely. You offer the world something or else you wouldn't be here
No, fuck you and religious bullshit gay.
I'm giving up on urban life, shit pisses me off so much, I go mental.
And yes, my name is Christian, how did you know? Are you the guy living inside my walls, who yells "oh god, fuck me harder" every night?
I don't really want to commit to anything. I think not smoking would be the easiest to try because I have already been smoke-free for a few months except on the weekends, so I would only really have a challenge then. No alcohol would mean not going out at all, because I refuse to be "that" guy drinking water in a bar or whatever, and I also don't want to take other drugs instead of alcohol (during lent). Not going out would fucking suck, all my social life revolves around that. It could also have the biggest positive impact on health and whatever friendship I still have left after lent though.
You only need to have faith in the Gospel of Christ to be Christian aka a faithful of Christ.
That said I wouldn't mind learning about lent and what it's about.
Giving up soda - both diet and regular
>You are a Christian right?
Of course, brother.
Allahu Akbar and all dat innit.
Im giving up driving. I hated it anyway and now i atleast cant lose my drivers license for having more than 1ng THC/ml in my blood
BAYTUH
I gave up social media and vidya
I already quit porn, never drank coffee or anything like it, never smoked. Luckily. So I'm quitting sugar and alcohol, the only two addictive substances I still consume and while I know I'll never completely quit alcohol (it's cultural sadly), I think it's about time to cut sugar as i need to start slowly cutting. But i don't know if as a bachelor I'll be able to abstain from sex and other destructive behavior which is kinda the point of lent in catholicism.
fapping
lent is for fasting. fatass americans will give up anything but food lmao
You give up something AND you fast, retard. I fasted yesterday and I'm fasting tomorrow, plus I gave something up
Porn, Masturbation, Alcohol, Profanity, uncharitableness
You fags need help masturbating is no bueno
im trying to do a 24 hour fast on fridays this lent aka no eating at all, do i go midnight to midnight or like diner thursday to breakfast saturday? if midnight to midnight do i eat at like 1130 on thrusday or what?
Nothing
Giving up wanking and will be liquid fasting 72 hrs each week until Easter Sunday
Jerking off and soda. I wanted to give up alcohol, but I had a beer last night since I saw a friend I haven't seen in a while. Gonna train to abstain for the rest of it.
How hard is it to lift during lent?
Do I resign myself to shit lifts for 40 days?
my only vice is the computer and this stupid fucking website. I guess I could take a break from it. would probablyy do me some good.
Porn
Tried for many years but never made a real commitment to it
Easily my biggest addiction. Easier to quit pot cigarettes and alcohol than it is porn.
Giving up speeding. I am a very aggressive driver. I hope to use the extra car time to be more grateful for my life and closer to God.
Sounds awful anon
Hookers, or maybe booze. We'll see which vice gets me first.