Is Messi mode achievable natty?

Is Messi mode achievable natty?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    not for me, as I'm taller then 5'3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do you think messi does to train his core?

      YOOOO, HE'S 5'3??!?? literally me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        anything athletic is pretty hard on the core by itself. thats why athletes usually have joocy glutes and abs

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do athletes always have the worst tattoos?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s unironically a sperg except instead of being autistic about vidya, he’s obsessed with soccer

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        most pro athletes are weird like this in some way, especially the ones who are at the very top of their respective sport. it requires a borderline autistic level of focus and concentration to get THAT good at a certain activity

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I notice it in some NBA players. Some seem antisocial and just wanna play the game

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kawhi “blank iPad” Leonard

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kek first guy I thought about

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kek first guy I thought about

              I also thought of him as soon as I read that post lmao

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I notice this the least in basketball tbh, it seems like most basketball players care more about celebrity status than playing

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ronaldo is a based retard, tho

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He used to be based as fuck though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      As if there are good tattoos.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unironically asking if this typical cut and athletic body is attainable natty
    op you didn’t start this thread to discuss fitness, you started it to talk about this sports athlete you like, fuck off with this gay shit

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it him or ronaldo who's basically a test tube baby

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      all of Ronaldo's kids are test tube babies
      he had his sperm and the egg of an unknown woman planted in a different unknown woman who didn't even know who she was a surrogate for
      Ronaldo confirmed gay who can only have kids by jerking off in a cup and having the baby grow in a woman he's never met and will never meet

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, Ronaldo foresaw clownworld and acted accordingly. He just blocked any chance by a roasty judge to fuck him.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >blocked any chance by a roasty judge to fuck him.
          How did his actions help prevent the roasty judge from fucking him up ? I don't get it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Messi got hgh as a kid.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Messi is not natty. He received human growth hormone treatment as a child.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      children get HGH as a child? you're memeing about the natural HGH, right?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, he was a dwarf and got some HGH to drag him up to just being a little short. Happened when he was 10

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he used HGH throughout his teens, he had growth hormone disorder. His old clubs in Argentina refused to pay for his HGH treatments, so Barcelona took advantage and signed him with the condition they'd pay for his treatments.

        its a well known fact for anyone that watches soccer

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          wow

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he had growth hormone disorder
          is it actually that bad? in exchange your kid will be tall af and swim in pussies

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            his kids are more autistic than he is, they're fucked

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        people give children hgh so they don't become incel manlets

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would fuck his ass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      His butt cheeks are gonna get very Messi.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hahahaha thats pretty good

        dont worry ill make sure he douches first. hes a sexy manlet...

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dat torso to leg ratio
    Mf should've been an olympic weightlifter

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes,

    He is 5.3-4 and looks like shit for a professional player despite being on PEDs.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's been on HGH since he was a kid

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then why didn’t he grow

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        All of it went to his dick

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck is Messi? This is IST, not some Euro sport fanboy site.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Football is the most popular sport in the world. This is IST, not America central

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le footy lad look
    How contrived. Sad!

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, this place doesn’t lift

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MY NAME IS PISSIVS KEKITTINUS MAXIMUS, CAPTAIN OF THE CHOKERS OF PARIS, COMMANDER OF THE ARGENTVN PECHOS, LOYAL SERVANT TO THE TRUE EMPEROR, OILVS SHEKELS. FATHER TO THREE RETARDED SONS, HUSBAND TO A BICICLETA OF A WIFE. AND I WILL HAVE MY CROSSBAR SHOT IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pissi cuckittini BTFO

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    His wife makes up for his chest.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pissi cuckitini

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is Messi mode achievable natty?
    Messi himself is not natty, so I would say no
    The guy has been on HGH for decades, he would post in /fraud/ if he was smart enough to work a computer

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    His wife is 34?? How tf does she look so damn hot?
    Any surgery involved? Like howww
    Most girls above 30 look nothing like this, she's like a model in her early 20s

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      genes, healthy lifestyle, no work/no stress

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, you only have to do this.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    high level soccer players are on juice
    the recovery would take too long so they speed it up
    also I think in Messis case they had him diagnosed with some stunted growth syndrome so they could put him on juice when tested he'd test positive on growth hormones which he's legally allowed to take
    it's like the thing with skiing athletes
    all the cardio heavy stuff has athletes with diagnosed asthma
    why is that? asthma is a reason you get kicked out of the military in most countries hell it's a reason why kids skip PE in school
    because it allows them to take certain medical products that would show up on a multi substance test positive but hence they need it for medicinal purposes they're cleared to use it

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No..he was given HGH when he was a child, that's why he signed with Barcelona.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know about his wife, holy shit she's cute Though if he's been knowing her since she's 5 it's weird, it's almost like fucking your sister at that point

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's almost like fucking your sister at that point
      For most of IST that's a dream come true

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Messi had her ex killed so that she would get with him

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