Is ottermode (and a full head of hair) all you actually need to make it?
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Nope, you also need a good face.
OTTERS ARE SLIM H A I R Y GUYS THATS WHY THEY ARE CALLED OTTERS WHY THE FRICK DOES NONE OF YOU homosexualS GET THAT RIGHT
>swimmer's body
>otters swim a lot
>swimmer's body=ottermode
homie does picrel look hairless to you?
that's not hair, that's fur, also he cute
Damn I wish that was me, what routine to get that body?
Rape a baby seal 7x a day
So much hair it loops back to being hairless
No. Girls do not like guys who look like OP's pic, they would rather kill themselves. The only person who would like that is another dude as it is a feminine kind of pic.
t. 20%+ BF "powerlifter"
he is kinda ethnic looking
>Girls do not like guys who look like OP's pic
Delusional. That guy would swim in pussy
>That guy would swim in pussy
this, stacies love his combo: good face + decent body (ottermode) + 6'2 height
extremely muscular homosexuals with mediocre facial aesthetics are for the most part a bait for gay men and varbies
>Girls do not like guys who look like OP's pic,
Poe's law? That's exactly what girls like, men like that one, Jon Kortajarena (who is gay, but that's beside the point), etc
Yes, otter and face is all you need, hair/height is also a consideration. Pic related, world’s youngest billionaire
chicken shit neck makes him look like a pussy, take the neck pill
He can afford a team of round the clock navy seal team 6 body guards bud
You were just gushing over his looks and when his weak features are pointed out, you pivot to the fact that he can hire guys with good features?
I said he was the worlds youngest billionaire and that otter and face is all you need to make it. You’re just mad you have neither otter, nor face, nor height, nor wealth and sre completely invisible to women so you try to say my dad can beat up his cat!!!1! To cope but he has you beat there as well champ
What's the neck pill
Train your neck. I haven't done it yet but supposedly it's really easy.
What does him being a billionaire has to do with what OP was asking
Hes a model
Models are picked for their unique looks, they are not a good indicator of female tastes. Male actors playing in female flicks like Twilight would be a better choice
Sure bud
Glad we agree
This. Some models are weird af looking, I should know, I was one.
A billion dollars worth of shit taste in tattoos. kek
>world youngest billionaire
Wow, I'm sure he earned that like everything in this life. It's a shame money can't buy a better face.
Well let me tell you something jack, being a skinny man isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, brother, because your enemies will use it against you dude! God created the heavens, he created the earth, he created all the hulkamaniacs. Then he created a set of 24 inch pythons, brother! To all my otters out there, say your prayers, take your vitamins you will never go wrong
GUYS IM AT HALF WAY TO ARCHIVE OTTER MODE
SHOULD I?
Needs a good face to go along with it
it's how to make it as a gay man, yes
if you're trying to be sexually attractive to women, absolutely not lol
feel free to roll your insecurity and lack of success with women into admiration of their beauty into mimicry, but you're gonna suffer for it!
What the frick does "making it" mean? Being good enough for most girls. Yes. Do you want anything more out of life than that?
Absolutely.
100 pull up and variations 3 Times a week (20minutes)
150 push up and variations 4 Times a week (10 minutes)
Running 3 Times a week (one long run, one day with sprints, one day palying soccer or basket ball)
Good diet
Comuting by Nike or by walking
Ils literally all you ever need
All you need for what?
>tfw ottermode effortlessly, full head of thick hair, attractive face
>still autistic as frick
Yea if you want women to admire you but who tf wants that weak shit
Full head of hair in your 30s is like life on easymode.
I know it since I have a full head of hair.
That's a decent body, especially for someone who doesn't have a pump and isn't frauding with any special lighting or angles
Maybe add some mass to the chest and forearms, and it'll be great
No, I was ottermode in college accidently. I still had no hoes. What helped was me not caring about "getting" girls anymore and it seems like they can smell that desperation being gone. Literally the week I gave up multiple girls showed interest idk what it was but def wasn't "ottermode"
I had ottermode with epic hair for years.
I've had a nightmare level life.
There's a lot more to life (for men at least).
No homosexual, it's called having a personality and being passably attractive.
you ever think it's weird how much furry/gay nomenclature just kind of slides into the modern lexicon and people make no effort to avoid it?
It doesn't matter for shit it's mainly about face and personality. Don't work out for women . This guy would get mogged by a big guy tho . He looks ridiculously thin and like any other skinny dude In a shirt
>This guy would get mogged by a big guy tho . He looks ridiculously thin and like any other skinny dude In a shirt
Absolutely fricking delusional. Sure, he might get mogged by a bigger guy with an equally nice face and all that. But a dude like that doesn't get mogged by some ugly gymcel ogre.
>step 1: be attractive
>step 2: don't be not attractive
>???
>profit
>im sure to win because im smaller and faster than hi- ACK!!!
>mfw ottermode but with genetically wide shoulders naturally.
Bitches love the leanness with the wide shoulders. 23" wide delt to delt and with a good back to boot.
My arms and chest are small though but as I said, that doesn't matter when I frame mog men twice my size.
realistically, what would this guy's lifts be?
No. Comparing photos makes it seem like they have a chance, but in real life mass mogs. This is especially true with clothes on.
if you have Marlon Teixeira's face and at least a decent height yes
You need face