>seething boomer can't handle young people enjoying their youth.
I'd make an example of them just to prove my point. Shirt off, flexing in the squat rack until they dared to say something. Make sure I record it for that Tok clout.
>Is your gym based
No. >If not, how would you improve it?
1. Get rid of most machines; cables are kind of fine though.
2. Get some weightlifting platforms - they don't allow me to drop deadlifts, do pendlay rows or perform olympic lifts... (MOST IMPORTANT!!)
3. Forbid the use of skin tight clothes - or any other kind of revealing clothing (women...).
4. Ban the zoomer hair cut.
5. Only play good songs (they should follow my taste, which is mostly old rock and metal songs).
6. Have good coaches with different specializations, such as: weightlifting, powerlifting, calisthenics... (+ if there were women in the gym, male coaches should not be allowed to communicate with them).
7. Have some more calisthenics/gymnastics equipments too I guess.
>5. Only play good songs
Fuck that
Don't play any songs
If you want to listen to music then use headphones
I'm fucking sick of hearing the same shitty playlist over and over
I understand your viewpoint. I'm almost inclined to say the same thing; no music whatsoever. I don't want to hear lady gaga while I have hundreds of pounds weighing on me.
At the same time......it'd just feel weird if it was dead ass silent in the gym, no? I get it, if you're going to the gym, you're going to bring headphones to listen to the shit you want to. But to suddenly unplug and hear nothing but a few weights rattling or people grunting? I dunno, kinda weird.
Machinebro spotted
You don’t need machines, free weights are all you need for a real physique and actual functional strength. Machines are for zoomers and curlbros who only build showpony muscles
My gym is owned by a woman so of course there’s all kind of chicken soup for the soul level inspo quotes on everything. Also signs everywhere. There’s a fucking sign on the toilet that says “please flush” so gay. Anyway, too many blacks at mine. I’m switching soon. Wish my city was large enough for a luxury gym.
>is your gym based?
Nope. Pretty bland. >how would you improve it?
>Play nothing but metal >Those who are into that genre completely lose their shit, +50 lbs to every lift >if you act retarded and start breaking shit, you will physically be thrown out >Grunting is fine, but If I see your ass moaning/screaming across the gym doing 35 lb dumbbell curls, it will be shoved up your ass >Private rooms available to do blow and fuck gym thots >NO SMITH MACHINES
I got nothing else. Don't be a dick to others, etc etc.
no it is not >remove every single TV in the entire shithole gym >don't play any music over speakers >add more free weights and remove some machines >ban phones or filming inside
I know nobody uses them anymore, but I'm guessing you would say the same for iPods? Or do you lift in absolute silence like a maniac, and fuck anyone who does? lmfao wtf m8
damn I didn't even think about that, I use an mp3 player. I guess I would make an exception for moderate use of phones for music and stuff like that, but people sitting and scrolling and taking up machines or benches would be asked to please put it away or leave. The worst offense is actually using it to make videos in which case you're just b&
Fair enough. Yeah m8, I remember when mp3 players first came out, it was the shit. It was strictly for music because that's all it could do. I have mixed feelings on recording videos, because of PR's and shit. If you want actual "proof" of you lifting X amount of weight you said you can do, etc etc. But not the posing or other cringe shit people use with their cameras.
honestly I've seen people recording a PR like, maybe once in my life. MAYBE twice. every single other time is like you said, a bunch of stupid shit. As usual the minority of people who are reasonable get fucked over by rules intended for the retarded masses, but nevertheless I think a no phones or electronics gym would be pretty based although they may make some exceptions.
I've been asked a few times to spot someone while their gym bro records for their 1 rep max, I can't even hate. Even if not a single soul sees it, it's in that dudes camera roll forever and it's his. When he's in his 50's and can't lift nearly the amount of weight he used to; at least he has proof he was stronk as fuck and can prove it. lmfao.
1. Stop playing music on the speakers. The music these bitches play at my Blink is atrocious. Like, so fucking bad. That “in the middle” roastie song is on like every hour.
2. Ban zoomers
It would be a fitness heaven if not for these two problems, which are each out of control independent of one another.
Black women >are known for being fatter than average >are known for being loud and discontent >are known for identifying with unhealthy food >are not known for being industrious
So combine all of that and you get black women trying to convince everyone else that they were always fat and it's only the white man who thinks that that is a problem
>that hand
this is the guy calling your dyel
Post yours and show us what a proper hand looks like
I'm good lose weight fatty
Why didn't you post your hand?
>judging someone by their hand
Christ, I heard this board was bad, but this is just stupid.
To be fair not only is that an ugly hand but it's clearly a hand of someone who doesn't lift or can barely lift.
That hand is either the hand of someone who does construction/blacksmithing/manual labor, or is a complete fat ass. There is hardly any in between.
shouldn't be filming in the changerooms either
use the handicap bathroom
>Going to a small business owner gym
Haha yeah no they can make up any rules they want
>getting buttmad about people wearing shirts in a fucking gym
WHO THE FUCK CARES
>seething boomer can't handle young people enjoying their youth.
I'd make an example of them just to prove my point. Shirt off, flexing in the squat rack until they dared to say something. Make sure I record it for that Tok clout.
I hate women
>Is your gym based
No.
>If not, how would you improve it?
1. Get rid of most machines; cables are kind of fine though.
2. Get some weightlifting platforms - they don't allow me to drop deadlifts, do pendlay rows or perform olympic lifts... (MOST IMPORTANT!!)
3. Forbid the use of skin tight clothes - or any other kind of revealing clothing (women...).
4. Ban the zoomer hair cut.
5. Only play good songs (they should follow my taste, which is mostly old rock and metal songs).
6. Have good coaches with different specializations, such as: weightlifting, powerlifting, calisthenics... (+ if there were women in the gym, male coaches should not be allowed to communicate with them).
7. Have some more calisthenics/gymnastics equipments too I guess.
Damn, it would be nice...
Dont forbid skin tight clothing, Forbid women
>5. Only play good songs
Fuck that
Don't play any songs
If you want to listen to music then use headphones
I'm fucking sick of hearing the same shitty playlist over and over
I understand your viewpoint. I'm almost inclined to say the same thing; no music whatsoever. I don't want to hear lady gaga while I have hundreds of pounds weighing on me.
At the same time......it'd just feel weird if it was dead ass silent in the gym, no? I get it, if you're going to the gym, you're going to bring headphones to listen to the shit you want to. But to suddenly unplug and hear nothing but a few weights rattling or people grunting? I dunno, kinda weird.
>Get rid of most machines
u have a shit physique
Machinebro spotted
You don’t need machines, free weights are all you need for a real physique and actual functional strength. Machines are for zoomers and curlbros who only build showpony muscles
>(+ if there were women in the gym, male coaches should not be allowed to communicate with them).
wtf
My gym is in my back yard, so yeah, it’s pretty based. Unfortunately it doesn’t have all the fancy equipment of a normie gym.
My gym is owned by a woman so of course there’s all kind of chicken soup for the soul level inspo quotes on everything. Also signs everywhere. There’s a fucking sign on the toilet that says “please flush” so gay. Anyway, too many blacks at mine. I’m switching soon. Wish my city was large enough for a luxury gym.
>is your gym based?
Nope. Pretty bland.
>how would you improve it?
>Play nothing but metal
>Those who are into that genre completely lose their shit, +50 lbs to every lift
>if you act retarded and start breaking shit, you will physically be thrown out
>Grunting is fine, but If I see your ass moaning/screaming across the gym doing 35 lb dumbbell curls, it will be shoved up your ass
>Private rooms available to do blow and fuck gym thots
>NO SMITH MACHINES
I got nothing else. Don't be a dick to others, etc etc.
no it is not
>remove every single TV in the entire shithole gym
>don't play any music over speakers
>add more free weights and remove some machines
>ban phones or filming inside
>no phones
I know nobody uses them anymore, but I'm guessing you would say the same for iPods? Or do you lift in absolute silence like a maniac, and fuck anyone who does? lmfao wtf m8
damn I didn't even think about that, I use an mp3 player. I guess I would make an exception for moderate use of phones for music and stuff like that, but people sitting and scrolling and taking up machines or benches would be asked to please put it away or leave. The worst offense is actually using it to make videos in which case you're just b&
Fair enough. Yeah m8, I remember when mp3 players first came out, it was the shit. It was strictly for music because that's all it could do. I have mixed feelings on recording videos, because of PR's and shit. If you want actual "proof" of you lifting X amount of weight you said you can do, etc etc. But not the posing or other cringe shit people use with their cameras.
honestly I've seen people recording a PR like, maybe once in my life. MAYBE twice. every single other time is like you said, a bunch of stupid shit. As usual the minority of people who are reasonable get fucked over by rules intended for the retarded masses, but nevertheless I think a no phones or electronics gym would be pretty based although they may make some exceptions.
I've been asked a few times to spot someone while their gym bro records for their 1 rep max, I can't even hate. Even if not a single soul sees it, it's in that dudes camera roll forever and it's his. When he's in his 50's and can't lift nearly the amount of weight he used to; at least he has proof he was stronk as fuck and can prove it. lmfao.
Easy fix have staff members record form checks/PR attempts as a service. All other recordings b&.
No. It’s not even close to based.
1. Stop playing music on the speakers. The music these bitches play at my Blink is atrocious. Like, so fucking bad. That “in the middle” roastie song is on like every hour.
2. Ban zoomers
It would be a fitness heaven if not for these two problems, which are each out of control independent of one another.
No, but one day I came in and saw a familiar face on the whiteboard. I didn't draw him and neither did any of my friends
Couple months later in the same corner of the whiteboard I spotted some extreme cringe
>diets are inherently rooted in anti-blackness
Can someone please explain the mental gymnastics behind this message?
Black women
>are known for being fatter than average
>are known for being loud and discontent
>are known for identifying with unhealthy food
>are not known for being industrious
So combine all of that and you get black women trying to convince everyone else that they were always fat and it's only the white man who thinks that that is a problem
>YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT in upper right corner
based
ITT: Incels
>How would you improve it?
Men (besides myself) are not allowed in and I am recognized as one of the machines.