Is your summer body ready IST?
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yes i love summering
>tanned
>sixpack
My body is ready, I fricking love summer bros
SEXOOOOOOO
Sauce? Asking for a friend.
poop comes from there
no u
Are girls just hanging out chilling and then randomly decide "Hey we should take our clothes off and snap a bunch of pictures of each other"?
first they kiss a little but yeah
These are online hoes idiot
They’re e-prostitutes anon
And i cum in there, if you understand what i mean
why are you speaking in riddles?
>but I poop from there!
>"not right now you don't"
My all-time favorite porno
I don't care how virgin I am, if a girl with her swimsuit hiked so far up her ass it's in her larger intestinses and turned around and we locked eyes....I'd have gone up to her and said hi.
No. I just started cutting last Thursday because it was too cold to do it previously. I can already see a difference, though this is of course lack of bloat rather than fat loss. I'm so hungry.
Ironically I was in Cancun shirtless every day last week. My stomach looked like shit, but I guess I have enough muscle to look average rather than grotesque.
But also I'm 5'7", my body will never be ready.
I play this one every time. Oh my lord what a beauty.
hot but i miss the bikinis that had a tad more coverage
These were based because there's no frauding. Too many fat chicks think they're hot shit because they wear a high waisted bikini that makes their ass look good.
Built for BBC
build for BIC
Nope not at all. The number on the scale is going down but that's about it. :/ despite this, I am actually seeing some progress and strength during the cut, so that's good.
Now they just gotta invent a gym to fix being ugly, brown, and having a big yucky mole
frick you homie Allah loves me
me n the girls heading down to the beach to tease some pasty white nerds
Girls wearing tops = Not a place for me. I only travel to countries where topless is possible, including the one I live in.
And, look how nice abs she has…
Here‘s the pic.
where is this anon
Spain? France? Portugal? Croatia? Greece? Germany/Austria/Switzerland? Miami? No idea, and tbh the pic is already some years old. American idiotic boob-phobia prevents us to have more of it.
Different anon, but I lived in Zehlendorf (neighborhood with a lot of lakes near Berlin / technically in Berlin) and the girls and guys just get naked. There are top tier girls there and gross old ladies.
Why are Europeans like this
We're not repressed. It's just a body.
do the men walk around fully erect?
No. Why would they?
Because they're surrounded by hot naked girls?
If you can't keep it cool you'd probably weird everyone out. Every year hundreds of Germans go swimming in the lakes around Zehlendorf without any clothes on (people do this all over Europe) and there are no issues. Plus, if you've grown up around it it's not sexual it's just how you swim.
sorry but I would rather feel aroused when I see a naked female body instead of feeling nothing like a homosexual.
You obviously are attracted to pretty women but if you got a boner you'd be laughed at.
sounds cucked
Cucked is not being able to get naked when you want.
there's a reason we cover up our sex organs. go shit in the street like a jeet if you want to do everything in public
Yeah, you cover your dick up because you have shame about your body.
do you frick in public too?
No. But being naked isn't something overtly sexual. It's normal.
Then why do you ever wear any clothes at all? Just put on shoes and sunscreen and walk around with your shit hanging out like an African tribesman
Because it's cold / I only get naked when I want to sunbathe and swim when the weather is nice.
Girls don't dress like that in winter.
When it's warm I mean. Why do Europeans go near a body of water and suddenly think its okay to be a degenerate?
>Noooo you can't be naked it's degenerate, you can't have fun swimming in an alpine lake naked because you need to be ashamed of your body
being naked is inherently sexual and being sexual in public is degenerate
What's sexual about swimming and sunbathing?
nothing as long as you use a piece of cloth to cover up your breasts/pussy/dick/butthole
I usually get at least a little precum sunning my johnny boy, might be a reaction to the heat?
Don't know. You're probably fine.
>no sar da sexi Indian women are naked because it’s clean and healthy sar
Degenerate, you are no better than the stinky Indians
An Indian would jack off in the corner and then get mad because no one would frick him. Degeneracy primarily refers to racially degenerate, short, and ugly people. It would be degenerate if a fat American woman swam naked in Zehlendorf but otherwise it's perfectly fine.
No thanks, nudism in Berlin goes back a long ways and it's done all over Europe. It's natural.
Nude beaches were created in the Weimar Republic by big nose israelites in the 1920s, along with pushing transgenderism
It’s really not that deep man. It’s just like being at a normal beach except you see breasts or ass sometimes, and you get desensitized to seeing breasts in public pretty fast. No mass orgies or degeneracy or anything, just people that don’t want tanlines. America was founded by puritans so these things scare us, but even in the home of western civilization they get that it’s not a big deal. Keeps people from having as many unrealistic expectations about their bodies too.
t. Amerishart that spends a good amount of time in Central / Western Europe
winter isn't cold here
t. Has never been to a night club
You should have green texted that, degenerate normie.
I wouldn't be able to stop myself from staring or approaching hot women with a boner
i too don't approach women who have boners
>top tier girls
Cringe
>gross old ladies.
Based
my hair looks like that and I'm considered balding. Why don't more people talk about female baldness? I can see her scalp
it just looks like that because its wet
>topless
that's haram
Fun is haram
hiplets just don't do it for me.
best i can do take it or leave it
Hard pass.
not yet i got 10 weeks
thats 10 kg of fat loss and 0 kg muscle loss
same here, any tips to speed things up. fat loss has really slowed down for me lately
For almost every single summer in the last decade or so I get to single digit BF, absolutely shredded with my vascular serratus popping out a la Zyzz all trimmed up and shaved basically ready to go on a professional shoot any day of the summer, but then because I'm a friendless kissless virgin I barely even leave my room and I'm just ripped beyond belief alone in my bedroom posting here on this board with the sun shining outside.
So no one ever even sees my gains except me every night in the mirror before I go to bed
I want to admire your body, anon. Post it.
Obviously not doing that. Think of the autistic but highly shredded gymcel compilation pics, I'd basically fit right in.
Granted I'm around 10% for the most part, but I definitely do get to around 8-9% on the very final stage of the cut. In the final week I even go through the entire water intake/sodium process as if I'm going to a bodybuilding competition, just for no reason at all except seeing the results in the mirror
Loneliest gymcel here brahs
Your autism may be on top but that bodyfat low
>single digit bf
Unless you're a roid troon frick off
Honestly based af
Post body
>single digit BF
You pedo why would you want a boyfriend under 10? That's sick!
There's no summer where I live, if I stay bulked up I will strengthmog more gymgoers. No brainer.
No, I am 10kg away from my best physique, I am not dieting and I probs won't do anything this summer anyways, just like last year.
Summer always reminds me of how bland my life is and how bleak my future is. Yes I have some friends, currently a gf, but I don't see them often nor do much with them these days. I'm a scared, lonely, insecure man who hides in his house, I don't even go to a gym, I've worked out in my bedrooms/livingrooms/hallways for the past 12 years.
My inecurities will eventually drive away my gf too.
What are you scared of?
Take your GF to the beach and admire each others bodies in the sun
>summer
>go to pool
>pretend to drown
wowzers
skinny fat alert lmao
>adonis belt
>no visible abs
post gut
no its over, i will never good enough
Working on it. Upping cardio and far more consistent than I've ever been. Only about 10lb to lose for sub 10% giga shredded hopefully. Will post results later in the year.
No. My daughter just turned 3 months old and my day is either work or juggling her and my 3 year old. I miss 5 AM gym so much
Reason I got a home gym. I let my 3 yr old join me and my wife get to take it easy for a while with our new born.
Astoundingly based homegym anon
Thanks fren, I also have this inside the house. Got tired of being cold during winter. It’s a good mix.
mirin space bro. I have literally the same setup but inside my flat 😀
Peak home gym aesthetics. Almost looks like a old Nordic Viking longhouse style. No shit garbage OSB construction methods....
Is that where you keep the manlet gimp / twink?
Based if so.
Wheres your gym goat?
yes but i have puffy nips and slight gyno so i'm never going to take of my shirt in public anyway
Absolutely not. But I’m a friendless loser so it doesn’t really matter. I will rot away in my apartment.
no and will never be thanks to loose skin, go on without me summer enjoyer bros
Or just stop careing and come chill
Save money for the loose skin surgery.
WAGMI
Id rather be fat but look more masculine, i dont wanna be one of the 6 nillion beach bod gays with copypaste 2pl8 bench after 2+ yrs so they can look good while beimg skinnier than a medeival peassnt.
Currently cutting at 195lbs 15.8% bodyfat
>According to the calipers
Gonna get down to 190- 185 and see how we do. Already noticed the face gains from when I was 206. No longer have the fat under my chin but face isn't chisled yet
>1 chance at life
>not born as mena refugee sexgod
Wangmi bros
me
>be me
>baby
>crawl in front of hot big booba woman
>start crying
>get milkies in my tummy as I'm held between her bosom
NOPE
I'm down 30lbs since January 1st! But unfortunately I think I need another 15-20 lost before I'm beach ready
no but i don't leave my house anyway so
Bunda is my religion.
for me it's the summer bikini car wash
High school cheerleaders used to do these all the time to raise money but I haven't seen one in a while.
Girl scouts?
My summer is gonna look like this.
>ride a bike in the forest
>take walks and sit on a park bench alone thinking about life and how to improve myself
>go to the gym with a spark of hope that one day a woman will want me
>spend evenings watching twitch streams, making posts here and/or working on my computer
What a lonely existence.
Same
>gym in the morning
>walk around lake after gym just to get some sunlight and enjoy the breeze
>cook lunch/dinner
>watch streams and play video games until bedtime
>repeat
I might go on solo hiking trips for a couple weekends but that’s been my summers for the past 3 years.
financial status?
>take walks and sit on a park bench alone thinking about life and how to improve myself
>go to the gym with a spark of hope that one day a woman will want me
This is fricking CRINGE. I feel like watching a cry scene from a bad movie.
Also...
>spend evenings watching twitch streams
This is by far the most ridiculous bug act. Seriously, you all Zoomers deserve to be fricking alone.
I watch twitch streams to feel less lonely, well I don't really watch them, just put them in the background.
>just go out and meet people
Only when I get fit
Hell yeah brother
me in the back
i'm more of a winter person
Girl in front waved at him first. Idk why they flipped. Other than the creepy shirt lol
no ): i'm fasting rn because i need to lose like 15 pounds by june
I stopped giving a frick about the whole women thing and now just frick a hooker each week (legal and cheap where I live).
Now I can concentrate on the more important things, like lifting and earning money I don't need.
summer
I hate how happy women are.
>happy women
rare around these parts
They're not, merely disingenuous.
have a nice day
summer is over here, it's cuddlybear mode.
it's entirely possible most people here have never seen the ocean
Fuggin Kim Possible lookin' mouth.
the wife goes to jamaica in summer so i get 2 weeks of peace
peace..but at what cost
6 boxes of extra large condoms (to keep her hair dry in the pool) and a plane ticket is a price i'm happy to pay
I've never been able to bulk once in my life so yeah, it's ready.
this is literally not my summer
Check 'em, triple threes
this post a warning to thee
drink your milk and do your lifts
or be unable to carry a woman, like the weak gay in this gif
How much do you have to bench to carry a woman like her
Absolutely brutal mogging
dumb shit b***hes blocking the pier, now I can't run up to jump into the water
If I spam leg raises for the next few months will I have abs?
>leg raises
leg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raisesleg raises
frick me sideways, it worked
>leg raises
meme lift. Just do crunches and sit ups
Yes. I am now fatter than ever.
Best I can do is not fat. But that's all a girl needs.
how am i supposed to see this in public and not pop an immediate boner?
Yes. I’m fatter than ever.
'each 'ody? check.
I know you didn't make this thread really with the question in mind but anyhow:
>cutting since october
>87->79kg
>after new years get repeat pouts of cold every 2 weeks and feeling fatigued
>weight still going down easy as ever but fatigue gets to me harder and harder.
>have to work short abroad gig so stop focusing on diet and lower amount of gym
>the few times I've had time to hit gym while abroad have felt really high energy and good
so ready to keep cutting once I get back home and can focus on training again.
I don't want to cut before I have hit some of my strength goals. I actually look my worst right now, peak bulk, I just pray that I actually put on some size and will look better once I cut. I looked good before the bulk though so surely can't be any worse.
how do you avoid summer tanlines?
Go to south hemisphere for the summer
>taking up the sidewalk to sunbath
selfish c**ts
honestly makes everyone in this picture a 2/10
It's a pier and literally intended for that.
It's a fricking pier's boardwalk. In what shithole do you live?
Sers, ive been cutting(first time doing it srsly) for summer and after lifts my body hurts like a b***h. Is it normal when ppl cut weight, cuz usually body doesnt hurt at all.
i have a funny webm too
Down 20 lbs, got 20 to go. Got depressed and way too fat last year. I want to be lean so bad it hurts. I think I’ll be done by mid June-mid July.
I love girls feet. that is all
Not quite, I have more mass than last summer but I'm less cut at the moment.
Torn between not giving a frick and continuing to bulk (I'm 6'1" at 170 so I need it) and delaying the bulk to be a little more cut
Advice?
When in doubt, always go for no fricks given, bulk motherfricker BULK
I'm just starting my bulk, and you can't stop me.