I have a huge ass and I have to manually spread my buttcheeks in order to clean it properly. Otherwise I would smell like a walking compost bin.
I have a huge ass and I have to manually spread my buttcheeks in order to clean it properly. Otherwise I would smell like a walking compost bin.
>cleaning myself makes me feel insecure
gayer than taking it up the ass tbh
Post ass
bro just wash your asscheeks
>tfw you spread your cheeks and the ice cold water washes over your anus
BUILT
ew
Just lift up the toilet seat, pour a bunch of soap in the toilet bowl, and do an ass bath.
I have a detachable shower head, and actively spray it into my ass hole to clean it. I also tickle my balls with the little tiny spray setting too. I can hold it on them for like 20 seconds before i drop it.
I just cut bars of soap into little torpedos and shove them in my butthole then poop them out. True clean.
Bruh, that's probably not good for your internal microbiome.
that's 20 seconds more than me
i feel it in my temples sometimes
>having to hold your legs together because the room you're in is freezing
>something brushes past your nipple
>balls touch while having gay sex and he doesn't say no homo
truly nothing more feminizing than this shit
Jesus christ how gay are you that you get gay panic from cleaning your butthole?
you have to do that to wash your butthole and the inside of your cheeks anyway. que all the insecure virgins telling me I'm gay for washing my ass.
>He spreads his cheeks to touch his butthole in the shower
Yeah totally not gay bro.
Take the bidet pill
Also post those cheeks
Not posting my ass
Thanks bro
>Not posting my ass
squat down so they spread naturally
Poo in loos don't clean their butthole either.
Do you not use a washcloth?
you use your body washcloth on your butthole? i dont do that, i just rub the soap on my finger to get it very soapy and then just stick my finger up my ass. however that reminds me of matt mccusker who never cleaned his butthole until he took a shower with his black girlfriend and she literally had to wash his ass for him, called her his butt mammy
Please learn to love your ass, anon.
well you gotta do what you gotta do. dont be ashamed of big ass, just deal with it like yeah you gotta spread cheeks to clean it up but if you didn´t, you´d smell nasty.
Or are you scared that you´d enjoy butt stuff? That stuff is 100% natural, fine and doesnt mean anything. Just relax and give no fricks. Shower is a private time anyway, nobody cares what you do there.
Do you think i report to internet every time i jerk off in shower or how i clean everything up? No.
How you get it done is just apply soap all over the surface then wash it off, move onto next place. What you´re doing is 100% natural. Can we focus back to fitness now?
If people think it´s gay, frick their girlfriend next friday.
i dont know how true it is but i have heard that there are guys, usually teenagers, who don't use soap in their asscrack and butthole because they think it makes them gay so they just let water run down their asscrack and thats what they think cleans it. imagine not spending a decent amount of time getting literally the dirtiest part of your body clean. you should be rubbing soap up and down your butthole, soaping up your finger and sticking it inside, etc.
how that´s gonna go is summer comes and then people dont wanna sit next to you or start coughing because you smell like shit.
dont be insecure just do what you gotta do or people ghost you for bad hygiene, then you´re "that guy".
i cant imagine having your ass smell so bad that people want to avoid you
yeah thats crazy to me too. i dont have a bidet but i do usually use wet wipes that go in the trash. it blows my mind how eating ass is such a big thing now but thinking about how people only use tp to wipe
most people eat ass after their partner showered i guess
imagine just wiping it with paper and not spraying it with water right after shitting, baka white people
I never wash my ass and I never smell
what race are you people?
sure man. and let me guess, you also dont use shampoo, soap, deodorant, or toothpaste, yet girls are constantly coming up to you to tell you how good you smell and how good your breath is and how perfect your teeth are?
shampoo twice a week
I don't use soap, we have a body wash
no i dont use deodorant, im not indian/arab/nog/spic/misc-non white
Its every white persons duty to brush with toothpaste twice a day, what kind of person brushes without toothpaste?
Yes my gf routinely tells me she likes the way I smell
>I don't use soap, we have a body wash
Why use some bullshit chemical version of a very simple thing that is soap?
Btw I agree with the no deodorant part. Eat good, smell good (naturally).
It feels like every thread on this website devolves into people trying to see who can post the more outrageous bait.
I can smell the shit-tinged yeast infection from here
What is the average age on this board? I feel like I'm reading a thread written by a bunch of 19 year olds.
Zoomers would get PTSD if they had to shower in gym class
I enjoy spreading my ass and hosing it down in the shower.