>"It's crazy how big Chris got for this," director Taika Waititi added. "He's huge already, but when I saw his arms, they were twice as big as normal, as wide as my head. Trainers and stuff are asking me how he does it? But it's all natural."
What's your excuse for not reaching the natty limit like Chris Hemsworth?
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The last 2 sentences didn’t need to be said. Why go out of your way to lie?
israeli industry standards
>I haven't been able to do it so it must be a lie
Yes?
Its more like
>noones been able to do it so it must be a lie
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he also shills a paid app to marvelgays that think they can be like thor natty
Good
People that lie on a screen as a job are often liars in real life too
they treat roids like hard drugs in Straya so they don't wanna throw him under the bus
of course he is on roids, if for no other reason than that it is 100x more efficient to achieve a physique like that for one role than to strenuously diet & workout natty for god fricking knows how long (not even achievable)
people who think Hemsworth and his kin (looking at you, Dwayne ' The Rock' Johnson) are natty are just clueless and naïve and plain stupid -- and worst of all they are never EVER near in the shape of the people they try to defend as natties, it's always some bulky fatso or skinnyfat Zyzz wannabe who think they're gonna be 230lbs shredded by just working out really really hard
>if for no other reason than that it is 100x more efficient to achieve a physique like that for one role than to strenuously diet & workout natty for god fricking knows how long
Actually that is a stupid reason to think it. It is very possible to workout and diet perfectly on a temporary basis for a particular role where your career depends on it. What's more he would be motivated for it. Look at what Christian Bale has done. And despite Rocky movies and so on, the perfect gym routine for the best results involves a lot of rest and muscles aren't brought near failure often if ever.
The CORRECT reason is that it's impossible for normal genetics.
Hemsworth has an exercise program/diet app thing.
i don't want to be around such types
Why the frick would I waste my valuable and limited time here on earth with people who I can't even be honest with?
Eine Jude hatt es geschrieben.
Because if you say that he's pinning that will hurt sales on his Centr app
To not break the illusion that movie actors are not actually superhumans who should be looked upto (even in politics, something where their opinions should have no respect at all)
People treating actors as demihuman is not even limited to the developed world. In southern India actors are respected as frick and are literally worshiped in temples, and ex-actors can very easily get voted to political positions
It's all starting to click. After the masses abandon, or at the very least neglect, religion then media personalities come to fill the void. The studios give build them up and offer them everything in exchange for their agency, and they are used as a mouthpiece to promote whatever the studio and the financer want promoted.
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>The Greeks were on roids
>The Greeks were just able to just guess what the body would look like on roids
Waititi describes himself as a "Polynesian israelite".[14][15] He was raised more connected to his Māori roots, in a household where Judaism was not "actively practis[ed]".[16]
Curiously enough, taika waititi's real name is David Cohen. He just adopted that name to sound more indigenous. To blend in. Isn't that fascinating?
nice
written by René Goscinny gay
Goscinny is the one in a million example of the based israelite
>It's actually true
I'm seeing patterns here I really shouldn't see
you on lad? sort us some gatti's, going out tonite x
God fricking damn it it’s real
Maori Chad gets a taste of the coveted khazar milkers
Nuthin chad about a nasaly sounding, probably fat, b***h.
intriguing coincidence
Lmfao he is a regular old israelite and is larping as an islander for the goodboy points
Good god, he sounds like that homosexual rapper Vinnie Paz.
A white Sicilian born who "converted" to islam to gain a minority status.
>2022
>doesnt admit to roids
holy shit what an butthole. Even the hulkster says he was on the sauce brother
are you telling me professional wrestlers lied??
>Professional actors lie
No way impossible
Hulkpoastin brother HH
It's illegal both on his home country and in the U.S. I fully understand why someone would not confess to a crime in public.
its illegal to buy not to use
It's illegal to use. you aren't allowed to practice medicine without a license, that means on yourself. you aren't allowed to use a medical product without a prescription.
i am confused how you don't know basic things about reality that a teen should know
that is factually untrue...its absolutely not illegal to use since there is no law that prohibits steroid use...there are laws that prohbit steroid sales
also sticking yourself with a substance does not fall under practicing medicine otherwise diabetics and alergics would be in hot shit when having to inject themselves with insulin and anti-anaphylactics
I explained reality nobody needed a little kid saying "That is factually untrue"
you cannot use medicine you are not prescribed legally
you cannot own medicine you are not prescribed legally
you cannot practice medicine without a license legally
end of fricking story chump, learn to fricking be quiet, absolute fricking moron
what is intersubjective reality?
>end of fricking story chump
wtf are you morons going on about.
First off, that medicine homosexual, frick off. You can get any non-scheduled drug you want and take it even if you don't have a prescription. You can do whatever "medical" procedure on yourself you want. Frick off with your blatant lying.
The other guy is wrong, but less wrong. Anabolic steroids are schedule III drugs. Simple possession is misdemeanor maximum 1 year and $1000 fine for first offense. Second degree posession (more than 10 doses) is misdemeanor 2.5 years and $2500. 3rd degree (more than 100 doses) is felony 5 years and up to $100,000 fine. Second offense doubles penalties.
Trafficking is 10 years maximum, $250k fine. 25 to life if death or serious injury or for second offense.
Just look it up, it's 5mins of googling. DEA doesn't clamp down on it because the number 1 abusers in the U.S. are cops (again look it up).
>wtf are you morons going on about.
i have no idea what the other dude is talking about medical procedures
>The other guy is wrong, but less wrong.
to be completely honest idk what exactly the rules are on steroid i just know that some canadian bodybuilders talked about it being legal to have and use (personally) you just cant be caught selling or buying it
also in europe where im from there is a ban on selling anabolic steroids without a perscription but there is no law that states you are prohibited from using it (if they catch you with steroids in ammounts considered personal use without proof of purchase you cant be prosecuted)
except I can go to any "legal" TRT clinic and get TRT prescribed to me by some meme doctor and it be completely legal.
You will not get charged for it in the US, the UK on the other hand is for homosexuals
No one gives a shit in the UK, the only time people get busted with roids is when they are selling coke or other drugs and its simple to buy stuff from labs online anyway.
You don’t have to lie. Just don’t talk about it at all.
who has the gif of hulk and a hitler speech
HERE YA GO DUDE
HH brother
And it remains as the greatest gif ever made
Ah of course just also buy his fitness program CENTR and you can look like him too! In 6 weeks!!
>But it's all natural
roiding and bogged. he looks like shit
Cope harder
He mogs Gigachad dude
I don't understand the fascination with "all-natural". If he's injured, he will use plants and stuff and not modern medicine? Isn't the whole point of being human, of sentience, that you can overcome nature? Isn't this the whole history of humanity? Every time I see stuff like that, I imagine people running 100 meters but with a huge cannonball attached to their foot, because why not, let's limit ourselves for no reason.
at the end of the day we're all animals trying to reproduce and what you have naturally is what you pass on and what people admire on a primal level. there's barely any more substance to someone taking HRT for muscle than there is someone wearing stilts to be tall.
>at the end of the day we're all animals trying to reproduce
Stopped reading there, come back to post when you've opened even a single book about philosophy
come back when you've had sex.
i'm back, had to say greetings from ur mum and don't forget to take a shower before going to bed kid (since you haven't had one in 3 weeks)
virginal banter
Wish you would come with something better tbqh
>has already flew
she's still in middle school cut her some slack
Lol she's a foreigner, I don't even speak english in my country. I could post any of my other conversations but you wouldn't be able to understand those at all.
Just check how fast I posted after him, I can't fake an image in that time but I can make a screenshot and crop it
Lol I wish
Don't have to imagine, I just did this morning
Lmaooo imagine unironically posting this shit. You're a massive virgin loser
You are a woman.
>timestamps
>I don't understand the fascination with "all-natural".
marvel shit is supposed to be family friendly so the stars obviously cant admit to taking illegal drugs
"wouldn't you optimize your health with the best available medicine instead of herbs"
>defends guy baiting marvelgays by lying about sauce use to sell program
>guys health is not optimized due to roid use affecting heart, brain and balls
ok whatever you say bucko
>Isn't the whole point of being human, of sentience, that you can overcome nature?
No
>Isn't this the whole history of humanity?
And look how we are
Modern medicine is literally powdered plants
"nature" is pretty much a bullshit word that means nothing and is used for virtue signaling.
That being said roidtrannies are homosexuals (I decided so)
Natural in this context means no PED usage, you dumb autistic frick
He doesn't look that big/shredded in person that's why. They also use CGI to make him look like that or use an actual body builder and just put his head on the body with CGI you moron
>trainers and stuff are asking me how he does it? But it's all natural.
For a normie that's ignorant about working out why the frick did she say 'it's all natural.' I feel like she was coached to say that dumb shit
Yah homie ofc shes mad his dick didnt work anymore.
>obviously on gear
>woman: But it's all natural
greetings
Remember that modern women pop steroids every single day, since their teens, so unless it's implants, it's all natural.
you think "director taika waititi" is a woman?
He WNBAW
I didn't know Hemsworth was married, he has a cute family tho
Ah yes a millionaire with access to the best healthcare professionals on the planet did it natty instead of getting ready for the role faster.
>as wide as my head
>that
is he dating a child
Takia Waititi is not his wife dummy, He's the director
>wife wasnt a fan of his body....
no, his wife wasnt a fan of him pinning 2 grams of gear to attain it, risking his health.
>fify
Beta legs
what a chad skipping skipping leg day even when roiding
>all natural
bullshit. I'm sure it's mostly natural, but he definitely got a little chemical help
>Curling the Marvel israelite
>Wife wasn't a fan
What is the objective of this kind of onions marketing?
Even if it was true, like, shut up b***h I make millions with this body. Keep running your mouth and I'll find a teenager who either appreciates it or can at least keep her fricking mouth shut.
What the frick do you think?
It’s so it’ll get posted to Twitter and FB and girls can say “I’ll take him off ur hands lol” and girls seeing other girls like him will like him more.
It’s a great status booster by his agent and management
>natty
Also more importantly, his wife is a filthy fricking gains goblin
>we cant let them know just how fricking huge and manly you can get using testosterone
>instead we will brainwash the masses into thinking they are lazy and just arent naturally gifted
I wonder what the reasoning for this is
There is a testosterone crisis. There simply isn't enough to go around anymore. The elites are trying to manipulate people away from it so they can keep the dwindling supply to themselves.
People with healthy amounts of testosterone are more likely to say "No" and fight back.
There's plenty of people that can get that big without steroids. You guys can't fathom that because you have shit genetics. There are literally people that cam lift for 6 months and get that big. That's how much of a difference exists between you and a proper male specimen.
This guy is so fricking goofy looking with the bogged jaw, 2 inches of makeup, straggly wig and giant top-heavy physique.
>Trainers and stuff are asking me how he does it? But it's all natural."
I love when Hollywood homies lie their face off to promote a film. I kind of admire the depths they go to get paid, with zero honesty or accountability.
A few years ago, some Hollywood trainer went on about Chris' natural physique and how he had "NFL genetics" ha ha. Pic rel is his "NFL genetics" about the time he'd be drafted to play a fearsome middle linebacker.
Hes LITERALLY me
hi Chris
do mfers really expect their PR to be like nah he's not super hard working wholesome guy he just injected a bunch of chems into himself lmao
>explicitly telling people you're natural, as if the kids/normies you're trying to impress know what steroids are
>shilling an app with your training program in order to get money from people who have no clue about lifting, pretty much wasting their time and making them think they have shitty genetics
No one would be pissed if those types would just shut the frick up. But that's a lot to ask for Californian homosexuals apparently.
Considering these capeshit movies cost hundreds of millions of dollars to make and thousands of people are involved, how are the actors allowed to get away with juicing? Wouldn't word get around pretty quickly and they'd get busted since roids are illegal?
No one there cares, idiot
half of the production people are pedos
>But it's all natural
I have hair as long as Op's pic of Thor just thicker and black hair. How do I style it to look like this? I don't know why but I just can't seem to get the hang of making my hair look good this way without it being a little damp. I also don't know how to keep it forward while moving since the wind immediately pushes it back behind my shoulders.
Have a team of hairstylists
It looks like a wig in the picture. It may be his real hair in the other movies i don’t know and don’t remember but it’s definitely a wig in the new movie
>But it's all natural
>But it's all natural.
Can these fricks stop lying?
>But it's all natural
rice and broccoli really work wonders
You need to have no soul at all to lie so blatantly about this
>But it's all natural
of course it is
Taika Waititi casting couched him
>But it's all natural
There's no need to lie. He still has to work hard to look that good, you don't need to bullshit.
im convinced this lie persists because it primes them to sell more shit to insecure men. also 'steroids r bad mmkay'
I'm depressed. Also I watched the movie and unironically felt secondhand joy for this homie fr. Need this fizeek asap. I squat 250 and my ass is fricking flat.
How to get rid of lovehandles?
Seen the movie. It’s shit but yeah hemsworths arms constantly change size from scene to scene, it’s bizarre