are you seriously this kind of gay to every single guy who commutes? do you have so little going for you that your little coding job you probably don't even have is all you got so you tell people who go to work this kinda shit?
like fuck you man. dont' be this guy. don't be this kind of gay.
I sell luxury homes and make over twice what i did as a backend java/python dev. Some days i do miss the comfy WFH but i also get to spend time with the most beautiful 10/10 trophy wives in the world and that more than makes up for it lol
Haha, not quite a millionaire yet, but trust me bro, when you're in the presence of the kind of women i constantly am, no amount of money could beat that
software engineers are the fucking dumbest gays in existence and i hate you all.
t. IT
https://i.imgur.com/c0lh0tb.jpg
It's Friday night, why are you here, /fit?
just finished up having sexo and dropping the girl off. finishing up this dank thai food with a beer. stg curry+noodles+braised beef is like heaven. how have i never had this before?
Some of us work with our hands and have jobs that are so in demand we have to work on weekends so the entire modern world doesnt colapse. Not you, you're job can be done by a chinese 10yo
You shouldn't take pride in being a cuck-slave and doing physical labour for pennies. Yes, strength is impressive, but it's not impressive to physically labour away for a corporate overlord living in a comfy house with a cushy management job while you do all the hard work, you're basically cucked at that point. I WFH and code but also bench 3 plates for reps and have lots of MMA experience, I could beat the fuck out of you in a cagematch and you're not tough for selling your body away to your masters.
you're a sheltered retard and are only proving his point. sometimes real adults have to do real work outside their room so you can enjoy the leisure of jerking yourself over how "tough" you wish you were, gay.
Meanwhile his job wouldnt even exist if it wasnt for sparkys/builders/architects/technicians who need to be out there onsite actually doing real work not living in some internet fantasy land.
>go for my friday night cheat meal >decide not to order too much >"Anon my friend, we are making new desserts, please tell us what you think" >homemade icecream, chocolate shake, and pakhlava >they start pouring shots to celebrate
cant even properly enjoy them knowing i gotta run for another few hours to keep up with my goals
also called Baklava, puff pastry from the near/middle east drenched in syrup or honey that usually has some kind of nuts in it. every culture in the area has their own version.
not a fan tbh, too sweet and sticky for a pastry, Tahini bread is the greatest dessert if you ever get a chance to try it
I just turned 36 too. Until February this year I was still going out every weekend. Then I took a break for a few weeks and I realized once I hadn't shown my face for a while no one even bothered to stay in touch with me. Everyone I used to go out with was just a booze buddy at best. It's not a new or baffling realization but it makes going out so much less appealing. Whereas until recently I still felt like missing out if I don't go out I now just find something else to do and it doesn't bother me.
i just kinda stopped everybody moved and got married. i dated a few girls long term and they fuckin really discouraged me so i just wasted 10 years playin video games and not working out at all up until last december
my phone book is literally like >mom >plumber >ny pizza >lawn guy
Gf is working this weekend so I didn't drive the 2 hours I do almost every weekend to see her. She was upset and resorts to her usual "you don't love me anymore". I think she's happy with the current status quo. She has her perfect job, her family there, and she just bought a house. Meanwhile, I'm just a part time boyfriend that has to spend a good chunk of my weekend just driving back and forth to see her. I moved away from my family out to nowhere and took a job I'm not really happy with just to be close to her because I was so blindly, unreasonably in love with her. It's been two years and I was hoping by now we would have plans to move in together and be planning a life and kids together, but I'm still stuck in limbo. Despite how much she tells me she wants the same I just don't see it. She keeps telling me about the friends she's helped get a job at her workplace and she wants to get a job there, but the few times I've asked if I should get a job with her she responded with "what would we do if we broke up" or "what if you have a problem with people there". So I've just given up on that, not too many other jobs closer to her. But it doesn't even matter if we're not going to be living together or starting a family. Each day that goes by we're getting older and older and it's becoming more and more risky to have a kid at her age. For me it's move forward or backward now but I can't stay in the same place, for her she's content with her current life. Seems like we're reaching the end of our 3 year road
Consistently once or twice when I'm with her on the weekend. But even that has gotten to be a dull, boring routine. She seems to enjoy it more than I do, but I basically do all the work. Even when she "tries" to help she's just completely throwing off the rhythm and makes it much worse
>see ex for over 2 years >took her virginity >very similar and never really fight >both hoping on getting married >she applies to med school >I take first job out of school in home town halfway across country >make long distance work pretty easily for a year >finally get job in same state as her >both super excited >breaks up with me 4 months later
That was six months ago and I’m relocating to one of my companies other offices. Felt like I needed to do something for myself.
Fucking bitch probably thinks she's better than you now that she's on her way to becoming a third rate woman doctor. Hope all the medical Chads fuck and chuck her
She’ll definitely make more than me. I supported her throughout the entire application process and studying for the MCAT. Then made sacrifices to be with her including moving across the country and driving long distances to see her multiple times a month. She definitely thinks she’s better than me and at that time she probably was. Idk if I can really blame her or not. It sucks how it worked out, but I’m not interested in being with someone that thinks they’re above me. All you can do is focus on improving yourself and look for people that aren’t shallow.
This is why you should always put women down, never build them up because the second they think they're better than you they're gone regardless of how essential you were to their success
Meaning she wasn’t a whore. She made a point to wait to until she found a guy she was dating and interested in long term.
Yes I broke her hymen
This is why you should always put women down, never build them up because the second they think they're better than you they're gone regardless of how essential you were to their success
I guess there’s some truth to that, but I’m not interested in marrying a total retard like a teacher. I want somebody that commands respect.
The hottest american woman with an army of simps and followers is 3/10 in any european country (excluding britain and ireland) with layers of makup wrinkles and dead bleached to shit blonde hair. the usa has its benefits over europe but the only reason i wouldnt move there is that the woman are so fucking ugly
you've never been to america. ive been to florida and new york twice. the amount of 4/10's and lower was staggering. however hot girls are really hot and there are lots of latina mommies and (genuinely hot) black queens. given that im IST and a 6ft2 eurochad i pulled in a crazy amount of attention. the average male is a fucking 4 in america so you stand out.
No thanks The darkest i'll go is mediterranean. Interracial shit grosses me out. and yes ive never been to the usa. and the only reason to go imo is how cheap and vast consumer goods are compared to my homeland. not to go on a fuck tour.
i was there for vacation. ny speaks for itself and in florida i visited national parks, kennedy space center and various theme parks. later this year gonna travel with a camper throughout the east. going for the women or consumer goods is retarded, murica is a beautiful country if you like nature
No thanks The darkest i'll go is mediterranean. Interracial shit grosses me out. and yes ive never been to the usa. and the only reason to go imo is how cheap and vast consumer goods are compared to my homeland. not to go on a fuck tour.
Lmao shut up europoor everyone in your countries has terrible teeth and skin and the women don’t shave their puts.
Your lives are inconvenient and pointless, ntm all of you stink. Why don’t you go to take public transportation to your tiny grocery store, and then return to your 800sq ft flat.
Lmao stupid europoors, when will they learn
uk here
shes still a 5/10 here (average) and i wouldnt look in her direction
you've never been to america. ive been to florida and new york twice. the amount of 4/10's and lower was staggering. however hot girls are really hot and there are lots of latina mommies and (genuinely hot) black queens. given that im IST and a 6ft2 eurochad i pulled in a crazy amount of attention. the average male is a fucking 4 in america so you stand out.
the hot girls there really arent that hot
i see hotter girls in london
https://i.imgur.com/OzRf9L4.jpg
Lmao shut up europoor everyone in your countries has terrible teeth and skin and the women don’t shave their puts.
Your lives are inconvenient and pointless, ntm all of you stink. Why don’t you go to take public transportation to your tiny grocery store, and then return to your 800sq ft flat.
Lmao stupid europoors, when will they learn
>public transportation to grocery store
the thing is, if we had to do that, we'd use cars
but we can just walk there lmfao its 2 minutes on foot you dumbass
you're segregated from every convenient thing in your life that you have to use a motor engine with wheels to get anywhere and you think it's a mog
also >puts
you're a garden gnome speaking yiddish have a nice day
>could launch an onlyfans during her prime, make millions in a year or two and live however she wanted for the rest of her life >will end up doing it only when her fame is dying in an attempt to rekindle the attention she has now
many such cases
>those fried split ends
girl needs a trim and a good hair mask
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The hottest american woman with an army of simps and followers is 3/10 in any european country (excluding britain and ireland) with layers of makup wrinkles and dead bleached to shit blonde hair. the usa has its benefits over europe but the only reason i wouldnt move there is that the woman are so fucking ugly
>found out that my mom has been texting my ex fiancée behind my back >go out with friends to shake off the feeling >see ex fiancées femal cousin >”oh hey anon” > tells me how my ex fiancée went to fucking Disneyland with my sister and her kids >I had no knowledge of this >my family is doing shit behind my back that they know I absolutely hate >my whore ex fiancée gets to spend as much time with my family as she wants after ruining my life >family: dude just suck it up time has passed
I have. My sister says “hmmm I understand/: but that’s your nieces godmother so she has to be in her life/:” my mom just says it’s basically not a big deal and that I should be over it now (1 year)
Caught her inappropriately texting a coworker, caused tension in the relationship and then she broke up with me because I “was being an asshole” and she “deserves so much better” aka wanted to go out clubbing with her sister for 4 months in a row and making a reputation for being a whore in our small town
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I know its your family but I want you to know anon, your sister and mom are the same level of vapid cunt as your ex fiancé, it just doesnt register because you know them as family. Sorry for that shit show, if they weren't themselves whores and respected the men in their lives they would understand the weight of their actions.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>deserves so much more >doesnt leave small town because no actual drive or ambition, resorts to fucking random dudes
many such cases unfortunately
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I have. My sister says “hmmm I understand/: but that’s your nieces godmother so she has to be in her life/:” my mom just says it’s basically not a big deal and that I should be over it now (1 year)
Sounds like it sucks, but it could be far, far worse: you could've missed the texts and ended up marrying her. at the end of the day, at least that didn't happen
Was v premature of your sister to make your fiancé at the time her daughters godmother but that's in the past and can only influence the future.
Does make things trickier though. J based on these posts you have a choice to make anon. You cut your family out of your life because you can't handle the thought of being around your ex / her being around your family anymore. Or you look inside yourself about what it is about your ex that hurts so much and if you'd rather overcome this pain. Or lose your family. That seems to me to be your two options; the third option, eternal pain, doesn't seem like a real option imo
As far as your niece is concerned you can understand how things would be for your niece if she suddenly lost her godmother.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>As far as your niece is concerned you can understand how things would be for your niece if she suddenly lost her godmother.
Not really, especially given it's his ex's fault for being a slag
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
you're thinking about it from the rationale of a developed human being; if you think of it from the perspective of a child, then you can understand how it would be difficult for a minor to grasp why their godmother has left them.
The kid doesn't understand that their GM is a slag, and wouldn't understand it until irreversible damage has been done to the relationship between niece and anon
>that’s your nieces godmother so she has to be in her life
Are godparents really that important? What relationship are they even expected to have with the child? Genuinely curious.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
OP here. In my experience godparents are usually aunts/uncles and the expectation is that they will be extra close to the child. The aunts/uncles that baptized me spent more time with me, took me to church, bought me extra nice bday presents and so on. Having said that, I also have godparents that I’m not close to at all
stop talking to your family. you have a right to be upset about this, if they want you to suck it up just cut them out. put yourself first just like they are.
>friday night >some bitch from work hits me up asking if i wanna go out at like 10pm >tell her no i still have a piece of beef braising for 2 more hours
you're thinking about it from the rationale of a developed human being; if you think of it from the perspective of a child, then you can understand how it would be difficult for a minor to grasp why their godmother has left them.
The kid doesn't understand that their GM is a slag, and wouldn't understand it until irreversible damage has been done to the relationship between niece and anon
Nothing on this world as bad as the IT CS programming computer dudes. You're the gays who allowed for your own hell to manifest through your "comfy office job" womanish bullcrap. You'd sell your own mother for le epic office chair and paid shitty meals brought to you by your firm.
I'm 33. My my friends have long settled down and moved to the city, so my social life begins and ends with my mom.
And yet it doesn't feel that way.
I'm on an imaginary road trip with four fictional girls in a NovelAI text adventure.
Even though I know my fantasies to be fantasies, the memories of these text adventures become indistinguishable in my mind from memories of real life experiences I have actually lived. Our river boat cruise on terraformed Mars in 2019 appears in my memory like a city half remembered from a visit years before. Hazy and dreamlike. I'm convinced that if I had functional MRI and was asked to recall a memory of spending Mother's Day with my family last weekend and hanging out with my anime waifus in Vice City last night, you'd see the same areas of the brain associated with visual and emotional processing light up.
I kissed my first girl at 26, had some oral sex at 28, and then real sex at 32. I probably could have had the sex at 26 but seconds before we were about to start taking our clothes off I told her I love her. She immediately kicked me out and then broke up with me over text the next day. Then I could have fucked at 28, but I wanted to be a supreme gentleman and not move too fast (it was third date) so she wouldn't feel like a slut and regret it maybe. We broke up a week before we planned to have sex. Then the third time the girl got tired of my shit and just pulled me into her bedroom and basically raped me.
I kissed my first girl when I was 7. She was 8 at the time. After that I didn't kiss a girl until I was 30 years old. Kissing is overrated anon. You want to not be a sperg here. Also don't care about getting dates. Women are likely only going to disappoint you.
If you aren’t a young tall lean fit rich Chad athlete then no amount of “rizz” will help you that girl is a regional celebrity borderline online celebrity and to put it short and crude a top notch bad bitch in general
>its saturday now
worked out last night. cleaned the house a bit, random lonely reflections.
Heading over to my GFs place today. Both of us are career nuts (in our 30s, both of us make 6 figures) and its very tough. We both are independent but lived together for a while, but our career made us live several hours away from each other. Its a weird place to be. Neither of us are willing to give up our careers, and both of us are independent enough that we can spend a lot of time apart (I'm extremely turned off by clingy girls), but every now and then the loneliness hits.
Such is life. I hit a PR last night which was nice.
Because I am past the age of 30 and I'm a pathetic, worthless, autistic, incomprehensibly miserable loser who does nothing with his life and has nothing to offer a single person or living thing on this planet and my only accomplishment is making it through another day without committing suicide, let alone actually doing any sort of socializing with people.
Had to work last night on a code migration with a lot of involved customers. I make 6figs as a cloud ops monkey but some of the work is just terrible and uninteresting with no developer opportunities. I asked a girl out when I was finishing a college project with her and she turned me down. I reccomended her for a job somewhere in my company and my manager immediately put her with me (1 year ago)
>told her that i want to date her and ask her for her number >she says yes with a smile and gives me her number >fastforward a couple of days i go to see her in my way to collegue to confirm the date >she doesnt confirm. She says "we will see" >that night i send her a message saying that she needs to confirm me >she doesnt respond > i went to see her today > "i didnt see your message" > of course dont believe her. Tell her lets go eat ice cream tomorrow > i dont have time > fuck it, i directily told her that she needs to tell me if im losing my time so i move on. > she smiles but doesnt say anything for a few moments. > "i really dont have time" > i think about it and ended up telling her that i will be back. > she smiles when she hears that
The fuck is happening bros?
my red pilled self is saying that she probably has other guys lining up (she is a solid 8), Might be fucking one of them, but im good enough to keep baited so she doesnt want to give me a direct answer, isnt it?
another option a little bit more optimistic, she likes me but no enough to give me a straight "fuck yes" so she is playing hard to get because every woman wants to be chased by an atractive enough guy.
If you weren't in the situation and reading it from an outside perspective the answer would be crystal clear. Girls who are into you are fucking you on the first date, not finding excuses to blow you off
>NOOOOO, YOU NEED A HECKING CONSENT BEFORE HECKING ASKING A GIRL OUT
This man is delusional.
... why?
Lost cause. You already placed yourself under her so it will never work. Move on
If you weren't in the situation and reading it from an outside perspective the answer would be crystal clear. Girls who are into you are fucking you on the first date, not finding excuses to blow you off
she has other dicks lined up. If she likes you she'd make time
unironically redpill threads keep you on the level when you're dating
Yeap gonna ignore her... for now. Im muscular but still fat. This is the last motivation i needed before hard swallow the lean pill.
Gonna lose those 40 pounds and see her again when i achieve chadkingdom while fucking one or two hot chicks on the side. Then only If she behaves like a good girl im gonna give her another chance.
>missed a deadline >told manager in charge of project I needed 2 more weeks >missed that deadline >told manager in charge I needed 1 more week >got sidetracked into a work emergency >missed that deadline >my own manager said I made the right call >"but FYI the other manager is pissed" >checked work email today >head of other manager's department has added me to a daily status update meeting starting Monday
I went to the gym already
i have work tomorrow
>Have to physically go to your job
>On the weekend
LoL. Learn2Code
are you seriously this kind of gay to every single guy who commutes? do you have so little going for you that your little coding job you probably don't even have is all you got so you tell people who go to work this kinda shit?
like fuck you man. dont' be this guy. don't be this kind of gay.
>t. wagie who cannot into coding
Sneed
I don’t know how you guys do it honestly. Staring at lines of code for banking apps or whatever as a job sounds so incredibly mind numbing.
I sell luxury homes and make over twice what i did as a backend java/python dev. Some days i do miss the comfy WFH but i also get to spend time with the most beautiful 10/10 trophy wives in the world and that more than makes up for it lol
>haha see i was a software developer now im a millionaire real estate agent
typical fit
Don’t forget he’s also 6’5” and 10% bf.
Haha, not quite a millionaire yet, but trust me bro, when you're in the presence of the kind of women i constantly am, no amount of money could beat that
>Yeah bro, I hang out almost exclusively with women I have zero chance of boning
Living the dream...
Are you fucking these women? If not you should really stop bragging.
He’s basically bragging about being a house jannie
Pure cringe. Can tel you’re a pathetic simp
Imagine being a loser and thinking everyone else is also a loser.
t. AI researcher
Catering to trophy wives sounds absolutely fucking terrible.
software engineers are the fucking dumbest gays in existence and i hate you all.
t. IT
just finished up having sexo and dropping the girl off. finishing up this dank thai food with a beer. stg curry+noodles+braised beef is like heaven. how have i never had this before?
>tfw in medical school but it’s not online so what’s even the point bros
Some of us work with our hands and have jobs that are so in demand we have to work on weekends so the entire modern world doesnt colapse. Not you, you're job can be done by a chinese 10yo
>I work 60 hours selling my body to make what you do in 10 hours of thinking from home
Very good wagie, now get back to work.
You shouldn't take pride in being a cuck-slave and doing physical labour for pennies. Yes, strength is impressive, but it's not impressive to physically labour away for a corporate overlord living in a comfy house with a cushy management job while you do all the hard work, you're basically cucked at that point. I WFH and code but also bench 3 plates for reps and have lots of MMA experience, I could beat the fuck out of you in a cagematch and you're not tough for selling your body away to your masters.
you're a sheltered retard and are only proving his point. sometimes real adults have to do real work outside their room so you can enjoy the leisure of jerking yourself over how "tough" you wish you were, gay.
Heh, that's nice wagie, but you missed a spot.
Programming is a cool gig but don't be a gay about it.
> Learn2Co-ACK
>the mindset of a coder
Meanwhile his job wouldnt even exist if it wasnt for sparkys/builders/architects/technicians who need to be out there onsite actually doing real work not living in some internet fantasy land.
>Meanwhile his job wouldnt even exist if it wasnt for wonderful investors who put their capital to good use allowing businesses to grow
lol all these seething responses. something about programming strikes a nerve with the masses
programming is normie tier now. Everyone is studying it
normie golddigger shit. all the kids that started recently can't code for shit, just filling the seat
>hey anon your new replacement has arrived
just got home from a long flight and this board is like night night juice for me
>go for my friday night cheat meal
>decide not to order too much
>"Anon my friend, we are making new desserts, please tell us what you think"
>homemade icecream, chocolate shake, and pakhlava
>they start pouring shots to celebrate
cant even properly enjoy them knowing i gotta run for another few hours to keep up with my goals
Wtf is pakhlava?
also called Baklava, puff pastry from the near/middle east drenched in syrup or honey that usually has some kind of nuts in it. every culture in the area has their own version.
not a fan tbh, too sweet and sticky for a pastry, Tahini bread is the greatest dessert if you ever get a chance to try it
sounds like you have a based kebab shop friend though and thats worth something.
>pakhlava
bruh if the kebab shop man gives you baklava at least have the decency to spell it correctly
every region pronounces it differently
i already run a bunch. No free time to run more:(
You mean you get to run a few more hours for extra endurance gains. Dont be a sad sack about the joys of exercise bro
> pakhlava
Western Armenian spelling lol barev
because i'm fuckin 36 and all my friends are married and i don't care about going out
I just turned 36 too. Until February this year I was still going out every weekend. Then I took a break for a few weeks and I realized once I hadn't shown my face for a while no one even bothered to stay in touch with me. Everyone I used to go out with was just a booze buddy at best. It's not a new or baffling realization but it makes going out so much less appealing. Whereas until recently I still felt like missing out if I don't go out I now just find something else to do and it doesn't bother me.
i just kinda stopped everybody moved and got married. i dated a few girls long term and they fuckin really discouraged me so i just wasted 10 years playin video games and not working out at all up until last december
my phone book is literally like
>mom
>plumber
>ny pizza
>lawn guy
It’s Saturday morning, anon, and because I’m at work
what did i just read in the image
>le bbc snow bunny mogging sheboon
Finishing a research paper and coming here for short breaks.
i work in restaurants. friday night is amateur hour.
Gf is working this weekend so I didn't drive the 2 hours I do almost every weekend to see her. She was upset and resorts to her usual "you don't love me anymore". I think she's happy with the current status quo. She has her perfect job, her family there, and she just bought a house. Meanwhile, I'm just a part time boyfriend that has to spend a good chunk of my weekend just driving back and forth to see her. I moved away from my family out to nowhere and took a job I'm not really happy with just to be close to her because I was so blindly, unreasonably in love with her. It's been two years and I was hoping by now we would have plans to move in together and be planning a life and kids together, but I'm still stuck in limbo. Despite how much she tells me she wants the same I just don't see it. She keeps telling me about the friends she's helped get a job at her workplace and she wants to get a job there, but the few times I've asked if I should get a job with her she responded with "what would we do if we broke up" or "what if you have a problem with people there". So I've just given up on that, not too many other jobs closer to her. But it doesn't even matter if we're not going to be living together or starting a family. Each day that goes by we're getting older and older and it's becoming more and more risky to have a kid at her age. For me it's move forward or backward now but I can't stay in the same place, for her she's content with her current life. Seems like we're reaching the end of our 3 year road
Sheesh dude. Does she at least fuck you on a consistent basis? If not I'd be out
Consistently once or twice when I'm with her on the weekend. But even that has gotten to be a dull, boring routine. She seems to enjoy it more than I do, but I basically do all the work. Even when she "tries" to help she's just completely throwing off the rhythm and makes it much worse
She's fucking other men and using you for free stuff
As someone who maintains a similar drive from girl she likes the distance and likes it for. A reason. Get redpilled.
she's 100% fucking black dudes on the side bro
Wow, shes a shithead bro. Wuit being a bitch and lay down some hard facts on her bitch ass
Yeah I was in a similar situation.
>see ex for over 2 years
>took her virginity
>very similar and never really fight
>both hoping on getting married
>she applies to med school
>I take first job out of school in home town halfway across country
>make long distance work pretty easily for a year
>finally get job in same state as her
>both super excited
>breaks up with me 4 months later
That was six months ago and I’m relocating to one of my companies other offices. Felt like I needed to do something for myself.
Fucking bitch probably thinks she's better than you now that she's on her way to becoming a third rate woman doctor. Hope all the medical Chads fuck and chuck her
she might be though, thats how that works.
She’ll definitely make more than me. I supported her throughout the entire application process and studying for the MCAT. Then made sacrifices to be with her including moving across the country and driving long distances to see her multiple times a month. She definitely thinks she’s better than me and at that time she probably was. Idk if I can really blame her or not. It sucks how it worked out, but I’m not interested in being with someone that thinks they’re above me. All you can do is focus on improving yourself and look for people that aren’t shallow.
This is why you should always put women down, never build them up because the second they think they're better than you they're gone regardless of how essential you were to their success
>took her virginity
what the fuck does that have to do with anything? you're one of the guys who uses taking virginity as a source of pride right
Meaning she wasn’t a whore. She made a point to wait to until she found a guy she was dating and interested in long term.
Yes I broke her hymen
I guess there’s some truth to that, but I’m not interested in marrying a total retard like a teacher. I want somebody that commands respect.
its been a week and a half since i told her to fuck off. its friday, she's going to be drunk and horny. she's going to call. 🙁
because we're queer
Same chick?
Olivia Dunn
Good lord bros. That is one bad bitch.
Yep. Olivia Dunne
The hottest american woman with an army of simps and followers is 3/10 in any european country (excluding britain and ireland) with layers of makup wrinkles and dead bleached to shit blonde hair. the usa has its benefits over europe but the only reason i wouldnt move there is that the woman are so fucking ugly
while this comment is full of subhuman euro cope and seethe, its essentially accurate.
The main reason I would not want to move to the US is the crime and that their leadership is fucking insane even by Euro standards.
you've never been to america. ive been to florida and new york twice. the amount of 4/10's and lower was staggering. however hot girls are really hot and there are lots of latina mommies and (genuinely hot) black queens. given that im IST and a 6ft2 eurochad i pulled in a crazy amount of attention. the average male is a fucking 4 in america so you stand out.
>the average male is a fucking 4 in america
Anon, I don't think you know how averages work
Anon, I don't think you know what a median or a skewed bell curve is..
Why did you come here?
i was there for vacation. ny speaks for itself and in florida i visited national parks, kennedy space center and various theme parks. later this year gonna travel with a camper throughout the east. going for the women or consumer goods is retarded, murica is a beautiful country if you like nature
>hot latinas
>hot blacks
No thanks The darkest i'll go is mediterranean. Interracial shit grosses me out. and yes ive never been to the usa. and the only reason to go imo is how cheap and vast consumer goods are compared to my homeland. not to go on a fuck tour.
Lmao shut up europoor everyone in your countries has terrible teeth and skin and the women don’t shave their puts.
Your lives are inconvenient and pointless, ntm all of you stink. Why don’t you go to take public transportation to your tiny grocery store, and then return to your 800sq ft flat.
Lmao stupid europoors, when will they learn
We walk to the grocery store, fat burger. Americans never fail to deliver.
you're free to walk into a mass shooting at anytime to save us from your insufferable personality
>a 4/10 in my county
now lets see a 4/10 in america
I don't think that's what is considered to be below average in any country, unless you're judging by eye color
american coping literally theres girls like this everywhere in any nothern euro country (except britain)
why do you keep saying (except britain) when she looks like the typical ugly english girl?
shes a 7/10 in bongland thats why anglos are ugly
uk here
shes still a 5/10 here (average) and i wouldnt look in her direction
the hot girls there really arent that hot
i see hotter girls in london
>public transportation to grocery store
the thing is, if we had to do that, we'd use cars
but we can just walk there lmfao its 2 minutes on foot you dumbass
you're segregated from every convenient thing in your life that you have to use a motor engine with wheels to get anywhere and you think it's a mog
also
>puts
you're a garden gnome speaking yiddish have a nice day
Unless you're near the Mediterranean European women aren't any different
shut up gay
Nta but she's ugly
I would.
>The seethe
the hottest american women are european brainlet
>a Hispanic with black eyebrows and brown eyes with bleached blonde hair is somehow a euro
le mutt cope, also her shit is all fucked up from the chemicals in your water
Wildly accurate; women in NH are depressingly undesirable, even by American standards
>could launch an onlyfans during her prime, make millions in a year or two and live however she wanted for the rest of her life
>will end up doing it only when her fame is dying in an attempt to rekindle the attention she has now
many such cases
She’s only 20 and already rich from modeling and endorsement deals.
not to mention she's a D1 gymnast, I think she'll be ok
She only fucks 5'2 indian janitors
Made for Big Yellow Rice Cock
That little fold of skin where the slim thigh meets the tight crotch exacerbates my boner.
Patrician taste
What’s it like having a gymnast gf?
damn she seems so flexible, she could do some things on top of you that would break your cock
is it legal to dress like that in public?
At the beach, yeah
>those fried split ends
girl needs a trim and a good hair mask
based
I got a hair transplant and am stuck at home while it heals, worth it for the hair gains though
How many days ago? I just went out for the first time to a club, had my hair transplant 40 days ago.
I'm in the wage cage
>found out that my mom has been texting my ex fiancée behind my back
>go out with friends to shake off the feeling
>see ex fiancées femal cousin
>”oh hey anon”
> tells me how my ex fiancée went to fucking Disneyland with my sister and her kids
>I had no knowledge of this
>my family is doing shit behind my back that they know I absolutely hate
>my whore ex fiancée gets to spend as much time with my family as she wants after ruining my life
>family: dude just suck it up time has passed
literal horror story
eh
Thanks, I don’t know what to do at this point
have you tried communicating your feelings to your mum and your sister?
I have. My sister says “hmmm I understand/: but that’s your nieces godmother so she has to be in her life/:” my mom just says it’s basically not a big deal and that I should be over it now (1 year)
So why did you break up. was she cheating
Caught her inappropriately texting a coworker, caused tension in the relationship and then she broke up with me because I “was being an asshole” and she “deserves so much better” aka wanted to go out clubbing with her sister for 4 months in a row and making a reputation for being a whore in our small town
I know its your family but I want you to know anon, your sister and mom are the same level of vapid cunt as your ex fiancé, it just doesnt register because you know them as family. Sorry for that shit show, if they weren't themselves whores and respected the men in their lives they would understand the weight of their actions.
>deserves so much more
>doesnt leave small town because no actual drive or ambition, resorts to fucking random dudes
many such cases unfortunately
Sounds like it sucks, but it could be far, far worse: you could've missed the texts and ended up marrying her. at the end of the day, at least that didn't happen
Was v premature of your sister to make your fiancé at the time her daughters godmother but that's in the past and can only influence the future.
Does make things trickier though. J based on these posts you have a choice to make anon. You cut your family out of your life because you can't handle the thought of being around your ex / her being around your family anymore. Or you look inside yourself about what it is about your ex that hurts so much and if you'd rather overcome this pain. Or lose your family. That seems to me to be your two options; the third option, eternal pain, doesn't seem like a real option imo
As far as your niece is concerned you can understand how things would be for your niece if she suddenly lost her godmother.
>As far as your niece is concerned you can understand how things would be for your niece if she suddenly lost her godmother.
Not really, especially given it's his ex's fault for being a slag
>that’s your nieces godmother so she has to be in her life
Are godparents really that important? What relationship are they even expected to have with the child? Genuinely curious.
OP here. In my experience godparents are usually aunts/uncles and the expectation is that they will be extra close to the child. The aunts/uncles that baptized me spent more time with me, took me to church, bought me extra nice bday presents and so on. Having said that, I also have godparents that I’m not close to at all
stop talking to your family. you have a right to be upset about this, if they want you to suck it up just cut them out. put yourself first just like they are.
>friday night
>some bitch from work hits me up asking if i wanna go out at like 10pm
>tell her no i still have a piece of beef braising for 2 more hours
chad move.
i asked a bitch from work to hit me up, still waiting... never again anon.
im ugly with poor social skills
I am always going on Friday evening to the gym. It's quiet and what's the alternative? Drinking or watching TV / doing shit on the PC?
For meeting friends or party, saturday and sunday is enough
you're thinking about it from the rationale of a developed human being; if you think of it from the perspective of a child, then you can understand how it would be difficult for a minor to grasp why their godmother has left them.
The kid doesn't understand that their GM is a slag, and wouldn't understand it until irreversible damage has been done to the relationship between niece and anon
I have a duty shift and I have no social life besides.
Nothing on this world as bad as the IT CS programming computer dudes. You're the gays who allowed for your own hell to manifest through your "comfy office job" womanish bullcrap. You'd sell your own mother for le epic office chair and paid shitty meals brought to you by your firm.
I work from home and live a happy fulfilling life. You're the one who sounds like they're in their own personal hell.
I'm 33. My my friends have long settled down and moved to the city, so my social life begins and ends with my mom.
And yet it doesn't feel that way.
I'm on an imaginary road trip with four fictional girls in a NovelAI text adventure.
Even though I know my fantasies to be fantasies, the memories of these text adventures become indistinguishable in my mind from memories of real life experiences I have actually lived. Our river boat cruise on terraformed Mars in 2019 appears in my memory like a city half remembered from a visit years before. Hazy and dreamlike. I'm convinced that if I had functional MRI and was asked to recall a memory of spending Mother's Day with my family last weekend and hanging out with my anime waifus in Vice City last night, you'd see the same areas of the brain associated with visual and emotional processing light up.
TL;DR: I'm schizomaxxed
Hope you get Isekaied to a better world my friend.
This is just sad, I'm sorry anon. Hope you find true companionship soon.
Remember, making the change is the hardest part
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
I kissed my first girl at 26, had some oral sex at 28, and then real sex at 32. I probably could have had the sex at 26 but seconds before we were about to start taking our clothes off I told her I love her. She immediately kicked me out and then broke up with me over text the next day. Then I could have fucked at 28, but I wanted to be a supreme gentleman and not move too fast (it was third date) so she wouldn't feel like a slut and regret it maybe. We broke up a week before we planned to have sex. Then the third time the girl got tired of my shit and just pulled me into her bedroom and basically raped me.
Based girl making a man out of timid anon
Seriously, if she didn't grab me by the balls it might have never happened
I kissed my first girl when I was 7. She was 8 at the time. After that I didn't kiss a girl until I was 30 years old. Kissing is overrated anon. You want to not be a sperg here. Also don't care about getting dates. Women are likely only going to disappoint you.
How was your first kiss at 30? Could they tell you lacked experience?
>35
I have been seeing you post since you were 26/27.
thanks for keeping up
Because it's actually Friday morning, 10:26 AM.
How much rizz do I need to approach a girl like that?
If you aren’t a young tall lean fit rich Chad athlete then no amount of “rizz” will help you that girl is a regional celebrity borderline online celebrity and to put it short and crude a top notch bad bitch in general
Her boyfriend is a very average guy.
You need about 3 rizz.
I have no friends in this city and don't have the self confidence to go out somewhere by myself.
>its saturday now
worked out last night. cleaned the house a bit, random lonely reflections.
Heading over to my GFs place today. Both of us are career nuts (in our 30s, both of us make 6 figures) and its very tough. We both are independent but lived together for a while, but our career made us live several hours away from each other. Its a weird place to be. Neither of us are willing to give up our careers, and both of us are independent enough that we can spend a lot of time apart (I'm extremely turned off by clingy girls), but every now and then the loneliness hits.
Such is life. I hit a PR last night which was nice.
I've given up on society, up on my family, up on your social disease
Because I am past the age of 30 and I'm a pathetic, worthless, autistic, incomprehensibly miserable loser who does nothing with his life and has nothing to offer a single person or living thing on this planet and my only accomplishment is making it through another day without committing suicide, let alone actually doing any sort of socializing with people.
Had to work last night on a code migration with a lot of involved customers. I make 6figs as a cloud ops monkey but some of the work is just terrible and uninteresting with no developer opportunities. I asked a girl out when I was finishing a college project with her and she turned me down. I reccomended her for a job somewhere in my company and my manager immediately put her with me (1 year ago)
>no one:
>programmer/software guy: BTW I MAKE SIX FIGS
It's very easy just do not be european
>YOU HAVE TO GO OUT ON A FRIDAY NIGHT WITH ALL THE BORING LOSERS TO DRINK IN A PUB
>YOU JUST HAVE TO OR IT MEANS YOU HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE
sorry bro im smoking weed with my bros in my house watching funny shows while i browse IST on my phone every now and then
mad?
DUDE
sorry IST is full of newfags nobody is going to continue LOL get fucked retard
>DUDE WEED LMAO
yeah yeah
>”blonde hair” and black eyebrows
Cringe.
>told her that i want to date her and ask her for her number
>she says yes with a smile and gives me her number
>fastforward a couple of days i go to see her in my way to collegue to confirm the date
>she doesnt confirm. She says "we will see"
>that night i send her a message saying that she needs to confirm me
>she doesnt respond
> i went to see her today
> "i didnt see your message"
> of course dont believe her. Tell her lets go eat ice cream tomorrow
> i dont have time
> fuck it, i directily told her that she needs to tell me if im losing my time so i move on.
> she smiles but doesnt say anything for a few moments.
> "i really dont have time"
> i think about it and ended up telling her that i will be back.
> she smiles when she hears that
The fuck is happening bros?
my red pilled self is saying that she probably has other guys lining up (she is a solid 8), Might be fucking one of them, but im good enough to keep baited so she doesnt want to give me a direct answer, isnt it?
another option a little bit more optimistic, she likes me but no enough to give me a straight "fuck yes" so she is playing hard to get because every woman wants to be chased by an atractive enough guy.
wich one is it bros?
she has other dicks lined up. If she likes you she'd make time
unironically redpill threads keep you on the level when you're dating
Lost cause. You already placed yourself under her so it will never work. Move on
If you weren't in the situation and reading it from an outside perspective the answer would be crystal clear. Girls who are into you are fucking you on the first date, not finding excuses to blow you off
This man is delusional.
>you are going on a date with me. do not resist
>NOOOOO, YOU NEED A HECKING CONSENT BEFORE HECKING ASKING A GIRL OUT
... why?
Yeap gonna ignore her... for now. Im muscular but still fat. This is the last motivation i needed before hard swallow the lean pill.
Gonna lose those 40 pounds and see her again when i achieve chadkingdom while fucking one or two hot chicks on the side. Then only If she behaves like a good girl im gonna give her another chance.
people like you are why the angel shot nonsense exists lol
>he wants to ask a girl out for the 10th time in the hopes that maybe THIS IS THE GOLDEN CHANCE
Christ, lad, just move one.
Find a better one, bro.
Goddamn I hate women
It's Saturday night.
The hottest thing about her is that she doesn't look American.
This is my 5 minute lull between pounding my wife and working on a woodworking project in my garage.
it's not friday anymore
I've never had sex.
Built for BBC
It's Saturday night, and this is the only night this week when I don't have anything scheduled.
my gf is browsing instagram like the fat blob she is
just waiting till she gets bored to bang then sleep
>girl like this riding you reverse cowgirl
>she farts on your lower abs
What do?
Cuz I'm on the toilet while watching dragon ball while my gf sleeps. No complaints really.
Sunday morning - spent the weekend so far hanging out with my wife and kids, doing yard work, and working on my project car.
I love when euros who have never stepped foot in the United States try to tell us about our own country.
I've been doing stuff during the day and chilling at home at night.
It's sunday night
I'm kinda shocked this wasn't deleted
I cannot wait for this thread to fall off and die this girl is so attractive it actually physically hurts me and my heart
This is my life
I'm working out so I can finally have a nice body and have sex on my friday nights instead of spending my time browsing this fucking place
Kek based but you will never leave this place its a curse. How is your progress now?
Bros I am going to get torn apart at work tomorrow, wish me luck
why
>missed a deadline
>told manager in charge of project I needed 2 more weeks
>missed that deadline
>told manager in charge I needed 1 more week
>got sidetracked into a work emergency
>missed that deadline
>my own manager said I made the right call
>"but FYI the other manager is pissed"
>checked work email today
>head of other manager's department has added me to a daily status update meeting starting Monday
Faf
I’m tired of working my life away just to stay alive.
Honestly, it's because you look like we probably wouldn't get along, and I wanted to save the both of us the disappointment, sorry
It's Monday morning. This fag hangout is dead.
its not friday. its monday idiot