You can expect the women who look like that aren’t going to fuck you. If it’s any kind of decent class you’re going to be dying. There will be fags other than you who might fuck you.
In tender cradle of life's embrace,
A symphony of nourishment takes place.
Where milk's pure essence, bestowed by grace,
Finds its source in a sacred space.
Behold the wonders that nature brings,
As breasts, like blooms, unfurl their wings.
With liquid ivory, each drop it sings,
A lullaby that sustains and clings.
Soft as moonbeams in tranquil night,
Milk's sweet elixir, a treasure so right.
From Mother's bosom, a milky light,
A bond unbreakable, shining so bright.
As babe's eager lips, with hunger rife,
Seek solace, comfort, in this precious life.
Milk, a nectar, where love's seeds are rife,
Fostering growth through this blessed strife.
In milk's embrace, a bond is forged,
A testament to love, endlessly gorged.
Both sustenance and solace converged,
A testament to life, forever surged.
Oh, milk and breasts, a tender duet,
Where nature's miracles, forever beset.
In this symphony of life, we are met,
By the sweetness of love, we shan't forget.
Be flexible about classes. Some studios do really good/intense classes, others are glorified slow posing. Find one that has intensity and deep stretches and that challenges you, otherwise you're pretty much wasting your time.
Most places are very, very used to random dudes showing up to be creepy. Expect some distance from folks until you stick around for longer. It's not an indictment against you or anything, just a function of the scene.
Everyone tends to vary in terms of how much woo shit they put into their classes. Obviously, less is preferable. That said, don't be surprised if you walk in and they're talking about asshole chakras or something.
Big picture, it'll be good for you and will improve your health, but prepare for some strangeness.
They're going to know you're shit before you even start so just listen to the instructor, focus on your breathing, and try to enjoy yourself
BUILT FOR HWD
Half-pint White Dicklets?
Helvetic War-elf Dick?
You can expect the women who look like that aren’t going to fuck you. If it’s any kind of decent class you’re going to be dying. There will be fags other than you who might fuck you.
ugly feet
pass
embrace big flippers
In tender cradle of life's embrace,
A symphony of nourishment takes place.
Where milk's pure essence, bestowed by grace,
Finds its source in a sacred space.
Behold the wonders that nature brings,
As breasts, like blooms, unfurl their wings.
With liquid ivory, each drop it sings,
A lullaby that sustains and clings.
Soft as moonbeams in tranquil night,
Milk's sweet elixir, a treasure so right.
From Mother's bosom, a milky light,
A bond unbreakable, shining so bright.
As babe's eager lips, with hunger rife,
Seek solace, comfort, in this precious life.
Milk, a nectar, where love's seeds are rife,
Fostering growth through this blessed strife.
In milk's embrace, a bond is forged,
A testament to love, endlessly gorged.
Both sustenance and solace converged,
A testament to life, forever surged.
Oh, milk and breasts, a tender duet,
Where nature's miracles, forever beset.
In this symphony of life, we are met,
By the sweetness of love, we shan't forget.
except those tits are fake as fuck
Here's a tip, drop it and go move some iron.
I do full body three times a week
This is extra curricular
Just add a third full body day.
It is mandatory to get in contact with one female by following her home
Tits too big
Anon too gay
feet
Yoga's pretty variable, but:
Be flexible about classes. Some studios do really good/intense classes, others are glorified slow posing. Find one that has intensity and deep stretches and that challenges you, otherwise you're pretty much wasting your time.
Most places are very, very used to random dudes showing up to be creepy. Expect some distance from folks until you stick around for longer. It's not an indictment against you or anything, just a function of the scene.
Everyone tends to vary in terms of how much woo shit they put into their classes. Obviously, less is preferable. That said, don't be surprised if you walk in and they're talking about asshole chakras or something.
Big picture, it'll be good for you and will improve your health, but prepare for some strangeness.
you are going to fart a lot
Expect that no matter how you're doing Downward Dog, you're doing it wrong.
Touch grass.