Jelqing Thread

Any ISTizens penismaxxing? How is your progress so far?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically look like this and say this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Simp. They deserve to make less. Have you ever worked with women? They don’t do shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Thinks mentally manipulating bitches is simp behavior
        You're a simp if you actually believe this, or it you push it without getting pussy (like you)

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    achievable natty?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will jelqing for a year really give any man an inch?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nah you're better off just buying a pump and doing it before sex.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is everyone on the subreddits about PE lying? They claim insane results like going from 5 to 7 inches in 2 or 3 years with jelqing and wearing extenders for 5+ hours every day. Seriously considering buying one but they're like 300-400 bucks.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You can make your own hanger for less than $20 look up the "captain's wrench" on Thunder's Place

          Jelqing is just for warming up don't do it hard or for more than 5 minutes

          You don't need to hang/extend/stretch for more than an hour either

          Guys tell stories and go to extremes to impress other men just like with roids and lifting going to extremes just isn't necessary, you don't need 5+ hours, you don't need tren it's doesn't make you hard or a bigger man to do stupid stuff get bigger by being smarter.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Is hanging the best method? I'm looking at that site now and it seems to have a lot of information but the sticky beginner routine is from 2002 (!) and is just a jelqing guide.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The beginner routine was intended back then to teach guys to prevent injury, get used to warming up and being gentle and know the signs and feelings for when your dick needs a rest.

              Hanging with just a nice stretch in a comfortable hanger is the best, safest and quickest way to gain length.

              If you're long enough already you can proceed to pumping, L.A. Pump is known for selling good ones.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, I'm definitely going to go with making the captains wench and hanging after 2 weeks or so of the beginner routine. I found the hanging forum and there's some good information there about sets and times.

                Length is really all I care about as I'm very small (4.5 inches without pressing into my body.) What are the odds I actually get an inch out of this after a year of 10 hours of hanging a week? I'd honestly be happy just being 5, but 5.5 would be nice and 6 as a long term goal (like a year and a half to 2 years, without pressing into my body with the ruler.)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                do you people really think you can just stretch it out

                draw or copy a picture of this process at a cellular level right now or delete the thread

                It creates micro tears that heal and are replaced with new skin

                Most of the length gains is simply stretching the tendon so the penis hangs more outside the body (2/3 of your dick is inside your body).

                How fast you can gain an inch depends on how tight the tendon was to start with and how stretchy you are generically so it varies from man to man. Try eating collagen of other tendon/joint healthy foods & sups.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I jelqed for 10 minutes a day and wore an extender for 2 hours a day and after a year I got an inch. I stopped and it regressed about half an inch after another year. All in all, I gained 0.5 of an inch. It’s just not worth the time, effort, and possible injury unless you’re an absolute dicklet I guess.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Are plebbitors liars
          You have to go back.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Idk bro after a pump I don’t want that dick going anywhere near my gf even if it’s mine.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously what does that mean

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hcg injections have made my dick so big I've stopped

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lost like 60lb of fat and gained an inch or so on my cock

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't this guy do gay porn? Patrick leblanc am I right?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No one here cock maxxes??

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty happy with a 6inch thick penis. I've already ruined my gfs asshole. Any bigger and I'd prolapse her.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do you people really think you can just stretch it out

    draw or copy a picture of this process at a cellular level right now or delete the thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It creates micro tears that heal and are replaced with new skin

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna start but there are like 20 different routines you can do for beginners and Im confused
    I think Im just gonna try out angion, I dont wanna try out pumps and extenders yet

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm currently following thus guide. 5,6 inches rn but trying to get the 6-7 inches

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone tried the angion method?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    test

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck jelquing, just do your Keegles, women will appreciate stamina much more than size

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just get fat injections to chub it up

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy your baseball dick

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://patents.google.com/patent/US20050065159A1/en

    this is a link to a proceeder being patented for dick growth. Their method is injecting a cocktail of drugs so the person stays 50-70% erect for 3 hours. Not erect enough to start getting stiff or restrict bloodflow, but nice and chubby. They do this 5 days a week for months, and men over 50 y/o get anywhere from 10%-40% growth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the mechanism is pretty simple. When your cock is kept in that state, slowly over time the engorged state of your veins and capillaries become their resting state, allowing for further engorgement.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can replicate their procedure without drugs, by using manual simulation. Basically, you want to fondle yourself so you're nice and chubbed up, but not stiff or close to fully erect. You gotta do this for at least 2 hours, 5 days a week

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          High nitric oxide and DHT levels are required. Get L-Citrulline and NAC for nitric oxide, and the herb Cistanche raises DHT. If anybody knows other ways to increase DHT I'd love to know.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Basically, you wanna max your nitric oxide and DHT levels, then constantly fondle yourself so you're chubbed up. I'd assume combining this with the twice weekly pump/mild jelq/mild clamp session is probably phenomenal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      By what mechanism? Ala patent being filed does not mean it works

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They already have examples of it working on 50-70 year old men. It definitely works, and probably substantially quicker for younger men.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Can you link to this?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the bottom of the patent, reread it, but slower

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If your referring to claims this can’t be treated as evidence. You can write whatever you want there. If you know of a study or a controlled expeirament that’d be useful though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                "Yes, you can patent a process.
                Patenting a process involves obtaining a utility patent to protect a series of steps taken to manufacture a physical object. That said, to be able to patent a process, your process must have patentable subject matter, must be new and unique, must be useful, and must be nonobvious."

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://patents.google.com/patent/US20060073976

                Sufficed to say this patent does not work as claimed. It can fulfill all the criteria of a patent and just be unafective. I’m not saying this other patent for sure doesn’t work but unless there’s another body of evidence like an actual expeirament, I’d bet this doesn’t work.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                In fact I looked at this guys patent history and I can be reasonably confident he’s trolling. If a couple of the patents he has worked, he’s be a Nobel prize winning billionaire.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I dont think he's trolling, just insane. The mechanism of change still makes sense to me, maybe in conjunction with pumping/jelqing before and after the exercise

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