Jocko breaks into your house at 4:25 am.
"THIS IS YOUR WAKE UP CALL SOLDIER. BURPEES UNTIL YOU DIE MAGGOT."
Wat do?
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Jocko breaks into your house at 4:25 am. "THIS IS YOUR WAKE UP CALL SOLDIER. BURPEES UNTIL YOU DIE MAGGOT."
Whats with the tough guy face in every photo of him?
Chronic constipation
Looking a man in the eye while you end his life would probably shit up your intestines too.
GOOD
Negative canthal tilt it's over
GOOD
Well I've been awake for half an hour, so a wake up call seems somewhat superfluous.
Do some burpees, I guess.
Fun fact: this tired unimpressed gorilla is 6'5
>GOOD
>SHIT UP MY UNDEWEAR WHILE
>GOOD
>DOING BURPEES
>GOOD
>DIE
>GOOD
Probably shoot him.
Lets be honest. He knew where your guns were before he went in.
Jocko is now forcing you to do burpees at gun point.
Good?
GOOD
ask him to suck my dick like the cherry marine he is.
The military is a homoerotic cult.
Your mom's in a homoerotic cult.
Cardio comes after weights Sargeant. Now get the frick out of my house.
>IST thread of a screenshot of google image results of a meme from reddit
Oh very sorry sir. Didn't realize you were the fricking fun police.
I thought this was IST