Jocko breaks into your house at 4:25 am. "THIS IS YOUR WAKE UP CALL SOLDIER. BURPEES UNTIL YOU DIE MAGGOT."

Jocko breaks into your house at 4:25 am.
"THIS IS YOUR WAKE UP CALL SOLDIER. BURPEES UNTIL YOU DIE MAGGOT."

Wat do?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats with the tough guy face in every photo of him?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chronic constipation

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looking a man in the eye while you end his life would probably shit up your intestines too.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          GOOD

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Negative canthal tilt it's over

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOOD

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well I've been awake for half an hour, so a wake up call seems somewhat superfluous.
    Do some burpees, I guess.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: this tired unimpressed gorilla is 6'5

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GOOD
    >SHIT UP MY UNDEWEAR WHILE
    >GOOD
    >DOING BURPEES
    >GOOD
    >DIE
    >GOOD

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably shoot him.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lets be honest. He knew where your guns were before he went in.
      Jocko is now forcing you to do burpees at gun point.
      Good?
      GOOD

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ask him to suck my dick like the cherry marine he is.

    The military is a homoerotic cult.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your mom's in a homoerotic cult.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cardio comes after weights Sargeant. Now get the frick out of my house.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IST thread of a screenshot of google image results of a meme from reddit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh very sorry sir. Didn't realize you were the fricking fun police.
      I thought this was IST

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