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>cope and seethe: the thread
Too poor to own a house with space for a gym and too poor to fill that space with gym equipment: the post
Look at that!
Another home gym cuckboy!
Considering you're a yuropoor I doubt you can even afford to work out at a gym to begin with!
gigachad public gym full of hotties and great equipment that's literally 1 minute of walking distance from my apartment reporting in
This man lifts 1/2/3/4 as warmup after going to the gym for 2 weeks at 15.
This is a failed no test cuckbrain, lives in his home "gym" to cope, seethe and finally dilate. I'd say post lifts, but you don't lift in public anyways.
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>1 minute walking distance from my apartment
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m frickin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
They drink low cal seltzers now fyi
this copypasta will still be relevant a decade from now I bet
Enjoy your losses with that cardio.
itt: poorgays that can't buy a home gym
Fox and the grapes
i make 300k per year get fricked
I make 301k per year get fricked
>mfw I'm enjoying the long weekend away from my over 302k/yr job
>mfw go on fit
>mfw there are unironic 301Kcells and 300k cucks posting on my IST
You'll never get a woman with that income
Seems legit, my brother in Christ.
They call homegym people cum eaters in my city.
Just shows you can't buy gains
Homegym cucks can't buy gains even if they pin.
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More homegym cucks.
this homosexual from reddit has an insane home gym and totals only 965 pounds
i total 1310 but i will never have a home gym like this
Lmfao, he spent like 6k-7k dollars to avoid seeing better, stronger lifters mog him.
what’s the purpose of the leaf blower? how can getting one of those improve my gains?
Any good place to find thick mats in yurop? I can't find more than horse stall mats but I want something less stinky and that is preferably those dotted ones for ease of cleaning.
>He doesn't do assisted lung expansions
Heh. Knew it.
it is for cleaning the floor from leaves, dirt, etc...
Just get rubber
I have rubber mats, well, those foam-y ones that come in squares I just wanted to upgrade into something better.
>what’s the purpose of the leaf blower?
>hasn’t take the leafblower pill
NGMI
you piss against it, train ur kegels. If pisses splashes back to you, you lose, if you piss on blower, you win.
1,565 lbs raw. Home gym master race.
>bands
>ssb
do you do conjugate?
>2 pl8s the heaviest a homegym cuck will ever do
Lol, lmao.
>you will own nothing and you will be happy
>Only talking point is actual incel /misc/ babble
lol
>governments closed gyms worldwide for months because they're not "essential" just a year ago
>"lol ur a crazy conspiracy theorist inkwell if u think dey will do that again"
but you could go to liquor stores or cigarette stores in europe
why?
My dad built me a home gym when I was 12 and I never considered paying for a gym membership. You guys are so...
t. Brvtally mogged into svbmission
Poor? Badly raised?
I just bought an adjustable dumbbell set with 200lbs of plates, and a bench and plate rack. Cost $350. Gonna invest in a mat, pull up bar, and maybe dip bar. I'm honestly just tired of the time waste that goes into going to the gym every day, waiting on people to get off equipment, etc. I know I won't have the best equipment, and will likely lose a bit of muscle mass (I can currently bench 315lbs), but honestly I don't give a shit. Tired of lifting heavy anyways. If I can wake up and instantly workout, it's worth the sacrifice of not having a shit-ton of gym equipment (especially since I have a baby son who consumes a lot of my time). I may even use the time I'm saving to do cardio for once in my life.
Dad of 3 here, same situation.
Working fulltime plus family affairs makes it really hard to commute to the gym.
Glad someone else gets it. Plus, I think it'd be nice for my kids to see fitness in the home when they grow up, instead of doing it all out of their sight.
My son tries to mimick push ups ( hes 3) and he like doing supported pull ups.
Real quality father son time more People should do it.
That's awesome. My dad didn't start lifting til I was a teenager, and even then he only went to commercial gyms. He'd try to convince me to go, but because I never saw him do it, I had no motivation or desire to join him.
Basically the same experience. My current gym has AC but not in the locker room for some reason, so when I change to go to work after I lift, I end up a sweaty mess for my commute. It's awful.
These buttholes have no AC in the actual work rooms but AC everywhere else, and because I live in a southern country it gets to 60%+ humidity and 30ºC+ degrees before taking in account people working out, the pool downstairs (which also means you can get kicked out for dropping weight (and I am afraid of accidentally injuring someone downstairs by doing so)), it is fricking awful. More so because they refuse to remove the mask mandates so you're waterboarding yourself with sweat, it is nasty as frick.
They do have heating in winter, but they crank the heating to moronic levels so you are playing the cold roulette every time you go, I do miss talking to people there and having access to a pool.
Get a bike cart that converts to a jogger, best way to bring the boy while you cardio.
My kid is 5, I got him some 3 lb dumbbells he uses when I'm working out. He also presses my lat pulldown bar, but I'm afraid he's going to brain himself with the swivel.
Thanks for the tip, friend!
I live in the NYC area (fortunately moving out in a month) and this is too accurate. Young adults here look at my baby with disgust but squeal when they see dogs.
Are you moving to Florida like most of them?
Nope, back to Eastern Pennsylvania (where I grew up).
I can relate. I have 3 and I can only squeeze in boxing practice in schedule, so I started doing calisthenics and started hoarding plates. It feels nice that once they are in bed i can start working out asap. Tho I won't lie, i miss the gym's atmosphere and the fact that I don't have to worry about getting new plates when I max out the ones I have at home.
Getting smaller dumbbells for the kid is actually a good idea, thanks!
Thank frick im not a poorgay like you
>I just bought an adjustable dumbbell set with 200lbs of plates, and a bench and plate rack. Cost $3500. Gonna invest in a mat, pull up bar, and maybe dip bar. I'm honestly just tired of being mogged at the gym everyday, waiting on people to get off equipment, etc. I know I won't have the best equipment, and will likely lose a bit of muscle mass (I can currently bench 135lbs), but honestly I don't give a shit. Tired of lifting heavy anyways. If I can wake up and instantly take HRT, it's worth the sacrifice of not being a man and mogging sissies at the gym equipment (especially since I have a wife's boyfriend baby son who consumes a lot of my time). I may even use the time I'm saving to do cardio for once in my life.
You probably look like this IRL.
>Posts the average home gym owner
That's a whole new level of looking dyel in clothes
He's this guy I met online through mutual video games. He always talked tough and acted like hot shit. Then one day I found a picture of him IRL and instantly stopped caring about anything he said to me. Whenever someone talks shit to me online, I think of that picture.
I must know: do you rub one out every time you open your soijack folder, or only after posting?
My buddy comes over every Monday and we put in the Led Zeppelin DVD and bench. Meanwhile you lift at your university's gym with your headphones in terrified you'll make eye contact with somebody lmao
Sounds awesome except the Led Zeppelin part. Not really good lifting music, in my opinion.
>be homegym cuck
>get stuck under the bar and die
>body stinks and decays for two months before anyone finds out
>be homegym cuck
>Hit sick PR of 2pl8 deadlift
>Run to discord to tell my online "friends" about it
Haha okay buddy
>No arguments
>Instantly goes for his roiding e-daddy
Average homecuck owner.
Lol
>Lost his gains during covid because he didn't go to cali park or build homegym
>Now rages
What is wrong little man? Was someone using your shitty machine when you wanted to use it? Lift some real weight bro
dilate
>public gym virgins coping again
Stay mad, fatties
>no replies
home gymchads keep on winning. it seems ridiculous to be unironically against something like a home gym anyway, what a weird, low T thing to complain about
Natty?
Lifts, height, weight?
>this cuck Sunni rat cum eater
Bro, I have gf. Do I mog you to death?
What the frick room are you in?
do americans (or Black folk as i like to call them) really live in particle board houses?
It looks like that's his shed.
>be public gym cuck
>show up to do squats
>all two racks are taken up
>neither frees up until 30 minutes later
>literally wasted 2% of my day twiddling my thumbs and seething
>Go to public gym
>AC is broken (has been broken since 10 years ago)
>There is 1 (One) squat rack
>Only good machines are abs machine so you can sit down and do active resting and the 4 legs machines
>There is one (1) bench
>Go to a bigger one of the same chain
>There is 3 (three) benches and two (2) half racks
>End up always doing bench press, OHP, etc... with dumbells because nobody uses them but every moron wants to hoard the under 10 20kg plates
>A year membership is 500, a similar amount of gear is also 500-1000 bucks
That right there is when Ibuilt my own home gym, being a cheap homosexual and using standard plates because they're way cheaper and I am not that strong (plus I only use the barbell for light stuff since I don't squat or deadlift that often).
Shitposts and memes aside this is the unironic vibe I got from homegym subreddits. Redditors with enough money seem to pour shit into anything even if it doesn't make sense for them to make up for a personality. Some of the most elaborate and expensive setups for no fricking reason since they're dyel as frick. Could make the exact same gainz with a cheap squat stand and weights but they'd rather consoom and post their nice looking but fricking pointless gyms that they will barely ever use.
Seeing some of them do budget home gym videos is pretty fun because of the ingrained consoomer mentality you talk about.
>Here we'll do a budget home gym for 1000 bucks!
>Instantly goes out of fricking budget by buying an olympic barbell that is dogshit and olympic pl8s
Bro just get get adjustable standard dumbells and maybe a standard barbell and accept the zercher pill and shitload of calisthenics and 8x8 meme workouts, that is the only way to budget your shit.
Yeah you both said what I wanted to say but way better, sorry for the sperg
These guys care more about adding a new consoom to their personality than actually making gainz, the people who actually improve mostly seem to have basic setups
Rack and plates in the basement/garage, bench and adjustable DBs in the closet, shit like that
>Reddit
Well yeah reddit sucks at most things
Just imagine getting a full rack of dumbbells or kettlebells when you could just get adjustable ones.
Only the dumbbells are are justifyable if you get second hand.
TLDR: Some people spend money before they get into a hobby, rather than getting into the hobby and then spending money gradually. That's reddit.
Does he stock his home gym with waifu pillows so he can have some girls to talk to?
i do
What kind of turbo incel whines of amenities people have in their home?
You sound like a commie cuck.
I don't want to drive 10 miles to the gym.
Not everyone is an urbanshit with 30 Planet Fitnesses in a 2 mile radius, Jamal.
I just visited Maine last week and this map makes so much sense. I'd never been anywhere so rural in my life.
You rural guys betray your obsession and jealousy with literally every post.
Home gym is cheaper than paying ~~*public gyms*~~ outrageous prices every month even if it's closeby
>Rural and suburban morons are home gym cucks
every time
home gym is master race. What's stopping you from just buying your own weights anon? I don't want to wait for turns on weights, or get blasted for catching a peak at some tight ass in between sets. Every day I pick my weights up and carry them outside into the yard and work out for two to three hours straight, establishing dominance on my neighbors, then I pick all my weights up and bring them inside. Home gym life is based. When weather is bad out, I have a big finished basement to lift in.
theres something special about working out in a dark room at noon, doing whatever you want alone
I'm limited but at least i enjoy it
Feels good man
>go to public gym
>see Black person and spic
How is this better than a home gym?
maybe don't go to a cheap ass hood gym moron
yt boi mad he got mog
Homegyms are Volkisch.
Why would you want to go to a smelly place full of idiots and listen to shitty music or my music on headphones like a cuck?
Imagine not blasting your favorite music on your own place, farting in peace and doing fricking whatever, I wanna scratch my balls and take a shit in peace in my own bathroom whenever I want to.
Its quality of life, and thats why the equipment is getting ridiculously expensive, ~~*they*~~ want us to need the gyms and eventually get a vax pass
So much reasons to pick the homegym
The Volkisch way is to get a plot of land together with your best bros/fellow dads from around the community and make a communal gym
based.
>underage op trying this hard to make this a thing
>paying money every month to some israelite so you can use their equipment while being surrounded by mouth breathers and moronic e-thots.
No thanks, I am a gay.
You'd rather those gays were shitting up your gym?
So comfy having my own gym. Having a good power rack with good attachments as well as cables.
Socialist degenerate commies
Visiting some old family friends, the one whose house we're staying at has a home gym he's proud of but he clearly has no concept of how the layout should be. He has some useless tables, racks in hard to reach places, and of you want to use certain benches you need to reorganize half the room. It's still impressive but he needs to visit a gym to get a grasp of what space should look like
>have home gym
>just a power rack, DL platform, bench and adjustable dumbbells
>hold myself to the stuff IST talks about like you need to 5x5 a 4 pl8 DL to not be DYEL
>on a business trip go to a public gym
>am the strongest person there by an order of magnitude and get bro nods from all the biggest dudes
I think you frickers tricked me into becoming autistically way stronger than is necessary
My guy people say "Whoa you're like, super good at deadlifts" in a comercial city gym because I deadlift 3pl8, most these people have seen was a random roider (>roider for that) crossfitter doing 4pl8.
>he fell for the psyops
That guys physique is shit but he's actually decently strong especially considering he's natty and not fat
Imagine being slain by home gym master race, you pathetic overpriced and under equipped pro gym israelite.
Everyone knows that /hhg/ (Hating Home Gyms) is a subsidiary of /zfg/ (zionist fitness general).
Reminder that /hgg/ (Home Gym General) is the only general along with /fraud/ that is /misc/ approved!
Home gym master race here.
I'm gonna give an honest post about things that suck while owning it.
Not as much reason to leave the house and even have some socializing.
No random cardio bunnies doing weird butt workouts in front of me anymore
Only enough space for a spin bike for cardio
Not as much equipment so I'm stuck with a lot of basics
Keeping it clean can be a chore
I don't get that friendly competition to push myself harder, but now I actually follow routines properly
It costs more than a cheap membership would have for a decade and I keep adding stuff
That's all I can think of right now but honestly when I'm out of town and at a gym I remember exactly why I switched to home gym
>Not as much reason to leave the house and even have some socializing.
This was hitting me, at some point I just went out to walk/run/bike as my cardio (I do live on the side of a mountain so just going up is a fricking nasty work out)
home gymers work out less and less until they don't train at all
Eh, I bought a few kettlebells, a pull-up bar, and a set of rings. I may buy a weighted vest soon. What? Do you need more?
>no serious gym thats not planet fitness esque by me
>stuck with home gym master race
Anyone know anything good in Tacoma or tukwila?
I don't have a home gym but covid got me used to doing just pullups and pushups at home or at work and I've built a halfway decent physique from that.
Am I based or gay.
holly shit imagine having such a home gym and looking like that !!! KEK
i have 1/100 of what he has andf mog the living shit out of him and i am 42