Left >ogre face >fat as frick hiding behind makeup >poor posture even when posing >boob window to display her "large chest" which isn't impressive, she's just fat >high waisted black leggings to cover her rolls
Right >prettier face even without makeup, no amount of makeup will match having good bone structure >thin and petite, winning combo >no cheap tit window, clothing is bright, colourful and playful which plays to her strengths so she can style herself well >daisy dukes, god tier, literal opposite of fatty black leggings
Right is the only choice >but muh tall Amazon gf needs to be tall for optimal breeding even though she's a fat cow
Literal morons acting like height has ever been an important factor for a woman
>Literal morons acting like height has ever been an important factor for a woman
They're femdomgays le amazon mommy closeted homosexuals, Their opinion doesn't matter and they'll get selected out of the gene pool, either by women or by themselves when they realise that submissiveness ideal form is a one way ticket to desiring BBC in their butthole
I am 6'5 with an 8.5 incher. There's a high possibility that my dick will be too big for right. Weak head where only my dick tip gets sucked, runs away from every thrust because I'm poking her cervix. Imaging learning game to get girls into bed, only to be sexually incompatible because of tiny mouth and tiny vegana. Left is guaranteed to take me in every hole and love it
>everyone on IST is a babby dick manlet like me
that's pretty solipsistic world view, friend. I guess it's correct to assume someone is e-statting but i provided a specific and unique experience relative to my condition.
btw height is 6'3 because i was 6'3 when they originally measured me at age 17 when i first got my license. 6'5 now and yes the 2 inches matter
>I'm like 6'5 bro >is 6'3
So I guess the dick is a couple of inches shorter too huh.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>reading comprehension
2 years ago
Anonymous
>No bro you have to just believe my justification >you are bad at reading if you dont believe my bullshit
lmaoing rn. I wonder if they actually measured you or if they took your word for it when you said you were 6'3. Wouldn't be surprised if you were actually 6'1 or something.
Left will give you big and strong sons who will prosper as athletes and buy you a house after securing a million dollar contract to a sports team. Right will give you scrawny manlet kin and divorce you ten years later.
hmm Shrek or Dory hard choice
Right but only if the one on the left is 5'2"
Left is 6'5
LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT
LEFT
Anything for my offspring, cure my manlet genes
If she's really that tall then left for breeding and right casual fun
You can come out now
Why did you give me a (you)? I wanted the the right one....
why did you give me a (you)? I wanted the left one....
Yes, being attracted to women is very gay.
if left is 5'2 then right would have to be like 4'3
Correct.
Left
Imagine the thunder
I'd have the m both, but if I can only have one then the left one, she will give me highly superior sons
Both 🙂
based
Left
>ogre face
>fat as frick hiding behind makeup
>poor posture even when posing
>boob window to display her "large chest" which isn't impressive, she's just fat
>high waisted black leggings to cover her rolls
Right
>prettier face even without makeup, no amount of makeup will match having good bone structure
>thin and petite, winning combo
>no cheap tit window, clothing is bright, colourful and playful which plays to her strengths so she can style herself well
>daisy dukes, god tier, literal opposite of fatty black leggings
Right is the only choice
>but muh tall Amazon gf needs to be tall for optimal breeding even though she's a fat cow
Literal morons acting like height has ever been an important factor for a woman
right is just a basic girl, though. there aren't many opportunities to have an ogress sit on your face and pray she doesn't cut a brap and kill you.
80% of women are fatter than this anon, there are infinite opportunities
>men only want one thing and its fricking disgusting
>Literal morons acting like height has ever been an important factor for a woman
They're femdomgays le amazon mommy closeted homosexuals, Their opinion doesn't matter and they'll get selected out of the gene pool, either by women or by themselves when they realise that submissiveness ideal form is a one way ticket to desiring BBC in their butthole
I am 6'5 with an 8.5 incher. There's a high possibility that my dick will be too big for right. Weak head where only my dick tip gets sucked, runs away from every thrust because I'm poking her cervix. Imaging learning game to get girls into bed, only to be sexually incompatible because of tiny mouth and tiny vegana. Left is guaranteed to take me in every hole and love it
And yet you're still posting on 4ch. Right.
>everyone on IST is a babby dick manlet like me
that's pretty solipsistic world view, friend. I guess it's correct to assume someone is e-statting but i provided a specific and unique experience relative to my condition.
btw height is 6'3 because i was 6'3 when they originally measured me at age 17 when i first got my license. 6'5 now and yes the 2 inches matter
imagine being so insecure you dox yourself on a taiwanese finger puppet forum
nice goalpost moving, accept that you got BTFO and close the thread, luckily its an anonymous board so nobody will recognize you
>dox
>is or was 6'3, lives in Florida
you gonna send him a pizza?
>6 feet minus 03 inches
So you're 5'9, got it.
nice math brainlet
>flordia
Keks
every 8/10+ girl from your shitty, cold state/country comes here to suck dick and take it up the ass for free
>I'm like 6'5 bro
>is 6'3
So I guess the dick is a couple of inches shorter too huh.
>reading comprehension
>No bro you have to just believe my justification
>you are bad at reading if you dont believe my bullshit
lmaoing rn. I wonder if they actually measured you or if they took your word for it when you said you were 6'3. Wouldn't be surprised if you were actually 6'1 or something.
>btw height is 6'3 because i was 6'3 when they originally measured me at age 17 when i first got my license. 6'5 now and yes the 2 inches matter
post height.
I didn't claim to be tall homosexual. Your "no u" means frick all.
I'm 6'5. U jelly
Lmao, the dmv doesnt even measure your height your crying little pussy. I bet a testicle you ain't over 6 foot.
looooooool salty manlet
Bye bye little guy.
1. you are not
2. you must be a virgin if you think that a girl being fat means she can take dick and that slim girls cant take it, lmao
1. yes, i am, already posted proof ITT
2. its about the height, not the weight
you are a giant homosexual have a nice day now
Cringe.
Always left
but why do they look so similar in the face?
Right about a million times more
left if you're a real man. right is built like a prepubescent boy
man i just wanna be loved
I love you
sauce on the left homie
Left will do anal and deepthroat gag, puke continue slurping, swallow and let you piss in her face and beg for more
Right will lie on her back like a starfish, refuse to suck dick and cry rape if you don't call her by 9am next morning
Left with rights clothing
right
>Choose left
>Nothing but the sound of thunder and screaming
Left will give you big and strong sons who will prosper as athletes and buy you a house after securing a million dollar contract to a sports team. Right will give you scrawny manlet kin and divorce you ten years later.
For me it’s the one on the right
Right looks like a 12 year old boy
Left will spawn strong sons for farmwork.
This is all i want.
Sauce on the big girl?
right but left if she's a top
Left for sex, right for social functions.
Both, but not before I unlock the bathroom window
Left wouldn't look good even after losing the extra weight. Put right's face on left's body and we can talk.
Jesus Christ how horrifying
Only on this weirdo gay board this is even a debate
>tall and fat or short and fat
neither
i dont have doors wide enough for the one on the left sadly
I lift for large women
at this point the front door probably smells worse than the backdoor. without thigh gap there's no space for the pussy to breathe
Right to frick
Left to procreate
Left. That's a lot of woman there.
Left all day every day