LEVEL 4 ALERT!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL

illness and death may occur among the fit and healthy

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Batman?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Among the "fit" and "healthy"

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big fucking deal. I experience this heat every summer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elderly people are the ones who die, houses here are built for heat retention and the lack of AC makes it worse sure, but the average bong should be fine

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Average bong is getting elderly, so I guess our new diverse friends will survive 🙂

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wtf nooo don't post this, it's supposed to be a secret

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just sit outside

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Houses here are built for heat retention
        >Buy fan
        >Put in window
        >Leave door open
        >Air circulates
        WOW! You'd be amazed at how many people can't work a fucking fan though, they are legitimately too dumb to put a fan in a window to cool down. Some women even spend thousands of dollars on scented candles so they never have to circulate the stale cat air out of their house.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I once did that and someone released nerve gas behind the fan which filled my home and killed me and my family.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Damn that sucks, that's never personally happened to me but now that you've said that it's a possibility I guess I'll just have to leave my fridge open to cool my house instead. Maybe I'll fill a bath with engine coolant and take a soak.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good Morning Sirs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I think this is 40 fake degrees is 104 real degrees and it's already hot that here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yep, it's literally farce. They were talking about "extreme heat" when Wales hit its year high of 28.7 - that's 83.6 fahrenheit. And that wasn't all the time, it was the highest peak reached at one location at one time of the day. kek. I'm sure Americans laugh at that temperature, 40 celsius or 104 fahrenheit is no joke to Americans but talking about people dying kek - it's embarrassing frankly. It won't reach 40 anyway, it'll reach like 33-36, it never gets to 40 except super occasionally in continental europe.

        I live in Ireland and fucking wish we got hot weather, the hotter the better - bring it on, it's freezing all other times of the year. I have never in my life felt the weather was too hot.

        Imagine England playing in Qatar at the world cup thinking they're going to do well when they think literally 25 is hot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i work on rooftops in this BS weather...

      if the pay wasnt good i would quit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder to do the needful and turn on your ac.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's ironic, isn't it? It's hot, so we turn the AC on, but having the AC on uses electricity, which is generated somewhere and generates co2, making the earth warm up even more.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes yes we get it Americans "experience" 40 degrees by chilling in an air conditioned bedroom and office.

      Time to put AC in your homes, Britbongs.

      It would be used 10 days a year maximum.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        skill issue.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fat and unhealthy so I should be safe.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time to put AC in your homes, Britbongs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not where I live, where it's usually ten degrees cooler than the south east temp's.
      Still, I work in factories and that fucking sucks but going travelling seriously gets you used to being hot and sweaty all the time.

      They're selling out fast, atm I still sleep with my windows closed and no fan because I wake up to the sound of a pin dropping. Sleeping ontop of my bedsheet with no cover works absolutely fine. I seem to remember a mega-heatwave being caused by "global warming" being reported by the news like 15 years ago, that predicted a deadly heatwave to occur in the future. Maybe it was predicted for now?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No context or sources for your meme. Temperatures have been increasing worldwide, that’s a fact. You are just mindlessly selecting quotes with no research of your own.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What meme? All those things you can google individually, like the "ice age Britain" one, and the sea levels rising to levels that have not happened, oh and peak oil and running out of said oil.
          But yeah, temperatures have increased, no where near to the degree that these climate shills and lobbyists/politicians use to scare the public.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >But yeah, temperatures have increased, no where near to the degree that these climate shills and lobbyists/politicians use to scare the public.
            Supposedly they're trying to exaggerate the increase by making everything red on weather maps now, even when it's the same temp or less.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, it's just scare tactics as usual, gets people watching and encourages support for further taxation as usual, and also gives something for politicians to get huge amounts of support for.
              I hate normies so much. I work with an autist who literally looks like they're on the verge of tears if you mention anything vaguely negative. For example, we were talking about those e-scooters:
              >Me - "Someone was killed near my home riding one of those new electric scooters, because he was riding it on the road and went across a busy cross roads".
              >Her - "Oh, that's really horrible...I don't get how you can talk about death so casually" *looks like their insides have gone cold*
              >Me - "I mean, it was on the local news, I'm just saying what happened".
              They also makes weird noises, shivers all the time, hiccups every day, laughs histerically loud at videos of their dog doing general things like licking something off the floor, has a really squeeky voice and generally has loads of weird ticks. They insisted on showing me how to use a hole-punch once, and what surfaces she thinks it works best on i.e. the wooden desk instead of the metal cabinet.
              Went abit off topic there but basically people are fucking sheltered retards. This is what happens if you feed your kids ketchup and pasta (something they told me).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Went abit off topic there but
                kek it's all good anon, I hate your coworker too now.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah me too they sound like a retard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like you're in love, anon 🙂

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they
                How about you say her, or if chud, chud like a normal human being?

                >they
                Kys

                He said her at the start. Imagine being this fragile over someone saying "they".

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He said her and then acts like all normalfags are turbo autists.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >all those minor mannerisms you detected
                >talk to her willingly out of your own volition
                >"ya I hate her btw"
                Tsundere

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They constantly stab at me everytime I'm around them. I have to work with this person.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they
                How about you say her, or if chud, chud like a normal human being?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they
                Kys

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like autism dude

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >anon wants to fuck his autistic workmate

                awwww

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're just reading far far too much into a little graphic. Likely they're even different channels

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the tech to easily produce heatmap images was not available back in the day moron. don't believe everything you read online

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the tech to put a big ass sign saying IT'S HOT AS HELL was not available back then

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I've seen this picture posted many many times by boomers on facebook and twitter 'the media is trying to scare you, wake up' but nobody has ever posted where it is from.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there seems to b e some sort of gleeful rejection of common sense and some anti-scientific blowback. I can understand being skeptical of an untested vaccine being rushed out, but saying the weather man is out to get you now and there's no such thing as a heatwave.

                I'm old enough to remember this shit happened in like 2003 and like 20k French elderly died in Paris alone. Back then nobody politicized it or pretended it didn't happen to own the libs. Really horrible what our culture has become

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_European_heat_wave

                for reference to what I'm referring to

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the internet is the worst invention in the history of mankind

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Internet is good, it's social media with algorithms specifically designed to generate polarised content that is the AIDS of the world. IST is unironically less polarised than twitter because it's mostly a free for all.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The anon who posted the weather chart image is right though. The media uses every opportunity they can to further push their political agenda. In this case it's guilt by association: because of climate change, you now get to suffer a heat wave.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >because of climate change, you now get to suffer a heat wave.
                This is true though. If England does hit 40 degrees soon it will be unprecedented. The time where you can deny climate change is happening is rapidly running out.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Climate change has been a thing since the beginning of this planet. Even if climate change is affected by us, I don't see much of an incentive to bring it down. China's building coal plants at a rapid pace, forests are being cut down to make room for urbanization, goods are being imported from polluting countries such as Bangladesh, etc.

                /Pol/, where having a sunny day is a conspiracy. Nothing gets past you guys.

                >Everything I disagree with is a conspiracy theory

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Climate change has been a thing since the beginning of this planet
                Yes, over millions and millions of years. It has been changing faster than ever before within just the last 150 years or so.
                >I don't see much of an incentive to bring it down.
                You are right here, we are fucked no matter what now.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You are right here, we are fucked no matter what now.
                I'm all for replanting forests and encouraging locally produced goods (also from an ethical point of view), but I don't see that happening anytime soon unless the heatwave kills all boomers voting on boomer parties.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is Greenland icecore temps - this is a classic boomer response

                1)That is just recorded temps from Greenland - not global
                2)The medieval warm period was mostly Europe, average global temps were lower than now

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You’re right the planet is dying and you should panic and have a nice day. They wouldn't lie to you would they???? Just have a nice day to save the planet!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not an argument, accept that you saved a picture of greenland icecore temperatures from some other boomer on 4chan and thought it meant something to global averages because you are a retard.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol IMMEDIATE panic resort to strawmanning, the chosen response of the intellectual heavyweight

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >https://www.wintergek.nl/data/lijst-gemiddelde-temperatuur-nederland
                >Average annual temperature 1706: 9.7
                >Average annual temperature 2021: 11.0
                Not the Greenland anon, but these are the stats for The Netherlands. It's definitely rising, but not at such an alarming rate as people make it to be.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                /Pol/, where having a sunny day is a conspiracy. Nothing gets past you guys.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                turn america into glass and the problem will go away overnight

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes strange weather happens all the time in the span of decades however for the last 20 years every time strange weather occurs it becomes a political calling card of climate change.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're right, the increases have actually been greater than predicted, and have included some incredibly concerning and massive warming events in the arctic.

            Just keep sucking the oil companies cock. they tell you what you want to hear, so they are good guys. the water gets warmer, but they assure you theres no chance you will get boiled alive. dumb fucking frog.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actual retard. Consider suicide, asshole

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Temperatures have been increasing since the last ice age 15000 years ago. Its known earth goes through cycles of heating and cooling but is unknown what causes it. Whats your point retard?

          Also obama just paid like 30m for a beachfront mansion in hawaii when according to him sea levels are supposed to rise by several meters in the coming years.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/rayluVy.jpg

        illness and death may occur among the fit and healthy

        Didn't something like this happen last year and ACs ALSO sold out then? You'd think you'll learn to prepare

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also ~~*people*~~ guaranteeing that china would surpass the US economically by 2020, Neil D. Tyson saying private sector would never work for space research, the bees are dying oh no wait! it's the wild bees! Bitcoin would never be valuable, NFTs would work, The US would never be an oil producer and exporter. Donald Trump would never win 2016! Why don't we value memory more, remember O Israel! They lies they have told you! they are never right.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Also ~~*people*~~ guaranteeing that china would surpass the US economically by 2020
          There was this thing in 2020 called covid, the Chinese economy is still shut down from it. Beijing has also drastically increased control in the tech and real estate sectors which reduced growth and scared off foreign investment.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Beijing has also drastically increased control in the tech and real estate sectors
            Because their real estate sector is a gigantic joke
            They build millions of apartments made from tofu dreg materials that nobody wants but people keep buying because the government tells them to buy them.
            China is going to fucking collapse soon because of this joke of a bubble.
            God Chinese are stupid

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sure, but building these bullshit developments was "growth".

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its funny that almost everything in the 1970 predictions are modern day China. I also wish some of the stuff that actually came true was written in parentheses like when it wasnt. Like the '89 rising sea levels, also a big problem in China.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of this shit was actually going to happen, but appropriate action was taken in time to avoid disaster.
        The ozone hole was observed and it's now observed to be shrinking. Because we banned the chemicals causing ozone depletion.
        Peak oil was moved back because we found more affordable ways to reach deposits previously thought impossible/too costly to reach.

        To be fair however, this is mostly the media's fault. If they would just report normally what happens then they would've highlighted these issues without sensation... And then broadcasted later on how we successfully avoided disaster. But that doesn't generate views like controversy and hysteria does.

        Please consider carefully what to disregard. Because disregarding everything as sensational media hysteria is also dangerous.
        If you're right and climate change is a scam all that's lost is some money, but at least the air quality well have improved which will still save millions of lives annually.
        If you're wrong however it could mean something as awful as societal collapse and billions dead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no demand for it so it's expensive and you need a professional to install it (by law) which makes it even more expensive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not going to buy a fucking ac unit I'll just run a wrap under the sink then put it on my neck, AC is hundreds of £ and costs electric repairs etc, wet rag will do me nicely fella

        >Hot for one week a year
        >Waste thousands on AC that won't be used the other 51 weeks

        I can buy an AC for under 150usd that'll run for 10 to 15 years with preemptive care. It's much more efficient that buying a whole new air system for the house when it only gets stupid hot rarely.

        Yea what’s the deal? Are there no window units available in the UK? You guys act like it’s central AC or nothing. Window units cost btw $100-$200, and you can turn your bedroom into a literal ice box. Last for a decade. When it’s no longer hot out, just yank it out of the window and shove it in your closet. Takes max 10 minutes to install or remove.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Window units don't exist in Europe. We don't have windows which vertically open. That in and of itself makes getting cheap AC much more challenging. They have "portable AC" units with hoses, but it's hard to seal off the window, and the cheap ones only have a single hose, meaning they use the interior cooled air for their own cooling and also make your room low pressure, causing more hot air to come in. American window units don't actually move any air. To get the same effect in Europe, you have to get a dual hose system which sucks air from outside, brings it into the machine to exchange heat and then blows it outside. It's literally all fucking retarded.
          In some ways Europe is just outrageously primitive.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How far the light have fallen, you chose this fate Nigel lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >oi yuv got an oil c loicence!?
        >please me grams dyin

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No worries lad, just take her to the hospital free of charge *wink* *wink*

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            m8 by the time she make's it through the nhs's waiting list next year's record breaking heat wave will be here

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The A&E is a thing you know

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've been in A&Es where you would go in at like 2pm and they would tell you it's gonna be a lonnnnggg time and you may as well go away for a few hours if you can and it was literally around 4am they saw me. So much for "emergency"!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wut
        Just pop it in the window

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >No, you can't just say that, how does it wo- "just pop it in the window", no how does it work

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        heatpumps will always ALWAYS pay off, incredibly cheap heating when it isn't cooling.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not going to buy a fucking ac unit I'll just run a wrap under the sink then put it on my neck, AC is hundreds of £ and costs electric repairs etc, wet rag will do me nicely fella

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even window units are that expensive? Don't most of you guys have boilers anyway?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We don’t even have window units. The best you can get without installing a split is one of those shitty portable systems

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        poorfag

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No I just hate giving my money to other people

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just get the AC lad.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah I'm not spending money when I already have something that works, big ac can take the money from my cold (because I have a wet rag on my neck) dead hands

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/E1Arr6X.gif

      How the fuck are people dying in 40C weather in civilized countries? What the fuck is AC or even a fan?

      Why do Texans die when it gets a bit cold, don't they know about insulation? Same logic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Texanons died because there was no electricity to keep their heaters going and the urban cretins didn't have wood for a fireplace.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's my point

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a bit cold
        Eat shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I used to sleep with my window cracked 20 minutes from the Wisconsin border in Illinois. Would get around -10 average at night. I now live in central Florida and have my window open with a fan in it from October-March. Only time it closes is when I'm not home. Last winter, I slept naked with nothing but a fleece sheet because I was roleplaying guts or something. It was around 34 degrees window and ceiling fans on blast. If you were a texan who died in the winter, you'll never make it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hot for one week a year
      >Waste thousands on AC that won't be used the other 51 weeks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can buy an AC for under 150usd that'll run for 10 to 15 years with preemptive care. It's much more efficient that buying a whole new air system for the house when it only gets stupid hot rarely.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      >Hot for one week a year
      >Waste thousands on AC that won't be used the other 51 weeks

      >He doesn't chill his bedroom to 60F year round for maximal sleep performance

      Ngmi

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait... Britcucks don't have AC?????? Wtf
      I couldn't live without AC

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ive lived and trained in 50C + for years. Your fat cells rearrange as if your living in the arctic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >50C
      Unless you're a sand moron, this statement is still false

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mojave high desert last half decade.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alright, enjoy the cancer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >0% humidity
          You'd fucking die in 30 Celsius at 100% humidity

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            สดวกว่าเดิม

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My body sweats so much I have a field of humidity surrounding me always.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Many countries reach near that country in peak wet-seasons and it is achievable in nature.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bro it was raining at 105* like two days ago here in central arizona
            it's not that bad, ahmed

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So would you, retard. And your temperate island is not humid, it's quite dry in the summer.
            It will be muggier in the Arctic Circle than your island during the worst heatwave in its history. Stop crying.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Your chart doesn't even include my nation, Scotland, lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You will never be independent

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I’m convinced there is no heatwave. They found a couple hot days in the hemisphere and decided to make a media panic about it to keep the vague notion of “climate change” in normie skulls. Kind of like a primer. Later this year or maybe next there will be another made-up climate crisis designed to make the average person even poorer than they already are. The actual purpose of this will be to help deal with the whole inflation crisis.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It really is spectacular how fucking stupid people have managed to become. I fully expect the abolition of science to become a "political viewpoint" in the next couple years.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up gay, you know nothing about science.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I want you to go to some parking lot in the sun in London and videotape yourself laying on it buck naked over the next few days

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.windy.com/-Dew-point-dewpoint?dewpoint,2022071818,50.875,-31.113,4,m:ffAaf2I

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >literal desert
              >not dry
              Wat

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Japanese summer is 35 100%

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            just expose skin retard

            oh wait you can't because you're so fucking fat

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why tho?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good paying Federal military contractor job.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >They sell onaholes at japanese airports
              What a time to be alive

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its a thermos... youre thinking of Bangkok Airport.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fucking disgusting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >50C
      The absolute state of moron retard.
      Unless you workout -10 in the snow, you're not a human by definition.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >press x for bullshit
      Maybe in a few generations of adaptable individuals but not overnight.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its called acclimatization and it take about 2 weeks. Works for cold weather as well.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE NORF WINS THIS ROUND

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leicester is in red zone

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's also in the south you fucking mong

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Midlands but yeah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >guess that’s why they call it Red Leicester
        >heh, that one too cheesy for you?
        >let’s take a step back shall we, you know what type of cheese is made backwards?
        >EDAM

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            everyone’s a critic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kek

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Very good thank you anon

            thankyou. Wow. What a terrific audience. Thanks for coming out (your city). I love it out here in (your city). Great food. Excellent weather. Last time I was here my wife was trying to rush me to the airport. I said I’m staying. she said honey but we’re gonna miss the flight. I said
            I don’t give EDAM

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You made me smile today for the first time

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Very good thank you anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You got that joke off a fucking penguin, you know you did cunt

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/i0Ao8gn.jpg

          [...]
          thankyou. Wow. What a terrific audience. Thanks for coming out (your city). I love it out here in (your city). Great food. Excellent weather. Last time I was here my wife was trying to rush me to the airport. I said I’m staying. she said honey but we’re gonna miss the flight. I said
          I don’t give EDAM

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/i0Ao8gn.jpg

          [...]
          thankyou. Wow. What a terrific audience. Thanks for coming out (your city). I love it out here in (your city). Great food. Excellent weather. Last time I was here my wife was trying to rush me to the airport. I said I’m staying. she said honey but we’re gonna miss the flight. I said
          I don’t give EDAM

          Hats off to you good sir

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/i0Ao8gn.jpg

          [...]
          thankyou. Wow. What a terrific audience. Thanks for coming out (your city). I love it out here in (your city). Great food. Excellent weather. Last time I was here my wife was trying to rush me to the airport. I said I’m staying. she said honey but we’re gonna miss the flight. I said
          I don’t give EDAM

          thank you for what you do

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >leicester is in the north
        and I thought scousers being "northern" was daft

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Come on Ingerland! Score some fakkin goals!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alright Norf, I concede
      just walk over here a little PAST THE PUB and grab your trophy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought England was frozen 24/7.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      London is further south than Berlin.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Further north than moscow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >American doesn't know about the gulf stream

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i grew up in the desert and sometimes my city reaches 45°C
    thousands will die is exaggerated, i'll say 3 deaths tops

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the gigavaxxed are more sensitive to heat and that's why thousands could die this time?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        plausible theory

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      amerilards need to realize that their desert cities are built to handle the heat. 45c in bongland would definitely cause a bunch of deaths. the buildings retain heat plus nobody has AC

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah we all just have radiators and a barely working fan with the front missing knocking about somewhere.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Phoenix would be a lot nicer if people let the crackhead community burn off and die during the summers

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to be in Northern Scotland where it will reach abalmy 26c

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck are people dying in 40C weather in civilized countries? What the fuck is AC or even a fan?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cold countries generally don't need AC.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Areas used to moderate temperatures don't usually have AC. The US has places like this as well

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The US does not have places like this. I'm at the coldest area of the US (right on the Canadian border) and all the houses around me have AC

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm in PA and people don't all have AC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      snowmorons are weak

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cold countries generally don't need AC.

      But I hear stories about a heat wave hitting ingland and them dying of heat every year, literally every single year? Like what is the point when they learn and just add the AC? It's every single year that england gets hit with a MASSIVE HEAT WAVE that kils every elderly in the country.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >englel
      >AC
      pick one and one only

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heat is the most deadly weather phenomenon in the US measured by excess death anomaly in hospital data. More than tornadoes, hurricanes, blizzards, floods, etc, and it’s not close. It kills a whole lot of lonely, poor, elderly people every time there’s a heat wave. AC is out and they can’t afford to fix it, or they haven’t paid the power bill, and they get overheated and die. It’s extremely sad.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can I best ensure I'm one of those people? This is my shot at a clean break. Dehydrate myself the previous day, go outside mid-day and drink a lot of alcohol?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go on a long run to raise your body temperature

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trust the experts!
    Lol
    Lmao even

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah let's trust retards on IST instead!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy your blood clots and bugs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          2w.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah let's trust retards on IST instead!

      Enjoy your blood clots and bugs

      2w.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1000's could die
    Peak UK tabloid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't remember summer 2003

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This weather ain't going to do shit to humans. It's the fields I'm more worried about. We are already predicted to get bad enough harvest this year without a week of heatwaves and thunderstorms.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All according to plan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *keikaku

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love how I just randomly see ancient ass jokes on IST
          Does everyone eventually end up here when they decide to turn their life around? I switch to IST after IST ruined my life.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does nobody die in my country (India) even when we get crazy temps like 45°C in some areas?
    Are ~~*((they*~~)) just trying to cover for mass dieoff by blaming heat?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably happens so much they don’t bother keeping track. Like the Chinese.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because when people aren't used to extreme temperatures it shocks their body.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Because when people aren't used to extreme temperatures it shocks their body.
        I'm inclined to believe this. Temperature shocks can very easily weaken your body enough to give you flu

        Probably happens so much they don’t bother keeping track. Like the Chinese.

        Unlike China, since India is an actual democracy, opposition parties have incentive to bring these things to notice and give them a "ruling party is incompetent" twist

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some countries are designed for heat and others aren't. UK houses retain heat because most of the time that's the most important thing for them to do. Cities, streets, houses, and people aren't used to the heat. We don't have the infrastructure or culture to deal it with it as well as other countries, ours is all set up for the cold not the hot. You can figure it out with basic common sense if you visit a country with a different climate to yours. Indoors in hot places (even without AC) are better designed to keep heat out, they keep areas shaded. Cold places retain heat and become hot boxes in the summer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ours is all set up for the cold
        And yet every winter there's chaos on the roads for weeks after the first inch of snow because most of our population are dopey cunts and all local councils seem to think it'll never snow again so nothing gets gritted. And our winters are incredibly mild.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thousands could die
    good.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    leaf here -- if any of y'all're getting killed by a day of 40, idk what to say to you

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This, combined with COVID, will wreak havoc next week. We've got to seriously start considering quarantine in the UK before this spirals out of control.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you Abraham, truly you are my greatest ally!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Covid is over, idiot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This! We need to do our part, share some guardian articles on the topic.

      Covid is over, idiot

      Autist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you get shot in the face

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the vax-related heat strokes?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the standard for fit and healthy is low and it doesn't mean smart. there will be idiots that go topless all day and only drink beer.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just bought tickets for August 2-9th
    >Gonna walk everywhere
    Fuck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where u coming from?

      https://i.imgur.com/i0Ao8gn.jpg

      [...]
      thankyou. Wow. What a terrific audience. Thanks for coming out (your city). I love it out here in (your city). Great food. Excellent weather. Last time I was here my wife was trying to rush me to the airport. I said I’m staying. she said honey but we’re gonna miss the flight. I said
      I don’t give EDAM

      xD

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        From New York state. Visiting around Sheffield and Nottingham. Should have a couple days to sniff around London too maybe.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sheffiled and nottingham
          I'm so sorry anon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fuck, why? They looked kind of charming from my online perspective

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This deadly heatwave is set to last two whole days, rain is forecast for Wednesday, it will be long over before you come to claim your refugee benefits.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anglos are so fucking weak

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >conquers and colonises the world
      >kickstarts the industrial revolution
      >creates most of the worlds technological advances
      >Anglo colonised countries like Canada, USA, NZ and Aus are the most prosperous colonies compared to rival Empire's colonies
      Yes, so weak lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot to include USA in there, an Anglo-colonised country.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based burger patriot refusing to even acknowledge the list unless USA is listed first.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chuds really think climate change is not real, but vax death is. Fucking lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both are real

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Climate change is fake

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Won't affect you if you are not jabbed. Vaxxies on the other hand will get deep fried from inside out.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      accurate
      t. greek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can confirm that after 3 months going through Sri Lanka and India, when I got to Jaipur and Agra around new years, straight from Mumbai and it was 10Celsius at night, me and my missus were sleeping fully clothed with extra blankets.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i love cold weather so much bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very accurate. Around Sydney people wear full on scarves, woolen hat and gloves with massive North Face jackets when it's still 17C

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based floridaposter
        You should be asleep though wtf

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What? It's fucking midnight on the weekend, why would I be asleep? My favorite infomercials start in only three more hours.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't seen Appliance Direct man in ages.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's so weird when people from cold countries say that they wish they were born in tropical countries instead.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thousands could die
    Good. Yuropoors stuck their noses up at us for decades because of our widespread use of AC. I bet they're not laughing now.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nice weather for the Bongistan Open
    You're right, this IS a national emergency!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice milky, sauce on anime?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Haganai: I don’t have many friends

        It’s a pretty boring slice of life/harem show with no real plot, but the girls are decent. By girls I mean Sena and Yozora. Rika is ok but everyone else is either e-boi bait or trash

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will it burn off the polio?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the boomers to drop like flies

    >but muh 1976

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >104 ℉ is deadly to Brits

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mathematics is deadly to yanks

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are europeans so weak?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a bong, and I am about 40 stone/560lbs, no joke I ended up in A&E last time the temperature here went above 35 degrees.

    >sitting on my sofa, trying my hardest to stay cool
    >have 1 small electric fan blowing, but it is USB powered so plugged into my laptop which also releases heat
    >put a roomba in the cage with my pet parrot so it flaps about trying to avoid it, and blows air onto me
    >fanning myself, with a bit of card, but this is very tiring
    >run out of dr pepper
    >getting thirsty
    >have to get up to get more from the fridge
    >as soon as I stand, can feel something is wrong
    >legs barely feel like they exist
    >sweat pouring down my body as I move into the hallway
    >stumble and trip
    >smash my face onto my Henry Hoover
    >blood pouring over the floor and I feel weak
    >did shit myself too sadly, and the shit sprayed over my sisters prized trainers lol which were sponsored by some american bonobo bounce player
    >woke up in hospital, had heatstroke, could have died if my dad hadn't found me

    It is hard for bongs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This is what bongs died for in WWII

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop being fat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Face your death with the grace you could not muster in a diet, fat man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do I have to finance this healthcare shit for creatures like you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like we'll be getting a roast ham this summer, eh?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how much tallow I could render from your worthless husk.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aHhahahahhahahahha
    I remember when everyone was laughing at Texas during their snow storm. who laughing now gays?!

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For a full six months of the year it is like 90-105 degrees here, 75% humidity in the day and 100% humidity at night.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drink water and get proper vitamins and minerals and you won't die.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every year its the same shit with britcucks complaining about the heat and the need for not buying an AC

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some places in Latin America reach 50

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just witnessed so many fat bitches in the pub fanning themselves with beer mats. It's barely even reached 30 today.

    Don't be fat and you'll be fine. I'll sit in my kids paddling pool as the paddle around me enjoying the hot weather. We will eventually break into a water fight and have a right old laugh because we are not a fat family fighting for our lives.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be fat and enjoy the weather. Going to wake up earlier, run or lift at like 5am, and then start and finish work early. Chill out and relax. Easy.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hotter days, hotter nights. Colder days, colder nights...

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like these dumbasses will learn how to open a window at the top and bottom of their house when it cools at night then shut the windows in the early morning to trap the cool air in longer like most people In hot places without ac do

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LONDOOOOON

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't bring a waterbottle with you in your bag everyday anyway I don't know what to tell you.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh noooooooo. What if we all spit towards England?

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >40 degrees C
    >thousands could die
    *laughing in Australian*

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's just a normal summer day here in southern az.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only for jabbies

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Put a fan in front of a wet towel or buy one of these. You're welcome, brits.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This shit does not work. I've had one
      Deep troll

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only works for dry heat. Bongland is humid, doesn't work

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do they not have cold water or something? mist yourself with cold water while having a fan pointed on you and it cools you down pretty well.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It hit 40 here when I was a kid on year. Me snd my family just stayed in the basement. And in the winter it routinely hits around -40 celsius. Climate changes every season, kek

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We are so fucked. It's only the 2020s, what the hell will happen to Earth by 2050? Civilization will collapse and billions will die.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >illness and death may occur among the fit and healthy
    don't be a retard and put on warm kit and run up hills until you're dehydrated
    years ago when i was in the army i got pretty close to serious heat stroke in sub 30deg weather
    running up hills for hours carrying weight with body armour on
    got to checkpoint
    > you're beginning to suffer the signs of heat stroke. take on some water and get a fucking move on
    body start to spasm shortly afterwards like the bonitis guy from futurama
    one cramp atangoised another cramp
    i reach into my bergan and put dry diarrhea powder in my mouth

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not kidding around, look at this shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have a cousin who used to work in ER before getting hired for a private practice and she said that 90% of the people in the emergency room don't need to be there or are just looking for narcotics.
      It's almost turned emergency rooms into regular doctor's offices because normies don't know how to handle non-emergent medical issues

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bongs dying
    there is a god

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    40C, A hot summer day in Florida.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was nice knowing you bros. I might die on Wednesday

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH SHIT OH FUCK THE MAP IS RED

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh 40 degrees
    >It's actually 31 degrees in my area
    >For a single day
    *Turns on fan*

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you all retarded, like clinically stupid

    I'm from Brazil, some places here hit that on summer. Not common, and definitely not comfortable, but I've yet to hear about anyone dying. Just... Just maybe don't lay down on the sun? I haven't been to the 40C places but I live in a 30C-34C one. It's pretty hot. Again didnt ever hear about anyone dying from it, it's just an annoyance more than anything else, not a hazard per se

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your stupid people grew up with that heat and know how to handle it. ours will lay outside all day and not hydrate.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's about what people are used to and the infrastructure of the country, if there was a -5C winter in Brazil lots of people would die retard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that being said if you're fit and healthy and you die next week from the heat you truly are a moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >news outlet makes dramatic statement for clicks in the year 2022
          >a hundred retards like think its really a talking point and actually discuss the wording used in a shock headline in a fucking newspaper
          >this

          https://i.imgur.com/Os3JK4t.png

          Shut up gay, you know nothing about science. is an unironic statement, and you actually think you've debunked something
          Real smart today lads keep at it!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're right we're all about to die

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >live in Tennessee
    >dad is a rich garden gnome doctor
    >38C today
    >Have most up-to-date powerful air conditioning imaginable
    >blast it at full strength with all my other appliances and computers and TVs on 24/7 despite our Governor saying to restrict power use
    >deliberately use more power to spite our commie
    >use massive sprinkler network to water my lawn
    >sleep with 2 comforter blankets because it's so chilly at night in my house
    literally me atm. I'm wearing a robe as I type this because it's a bit cold in my room

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same but I don't rely on daddy's money like a retarded invalid.
      >bragging about sucking your dads teat
      I wouldn't even do this if I was a teenager tbh senpai

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I grew up sweating every night while trying to sleep
    i would wake up and the bed is soaking wet

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's only going to reach 34 here.

    Stay mad urbanites =)

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why don't normalmorons just go outside at night?
    there is no reason to be diurnal in a first world country

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are the English still alive?

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hot weather due to global warming
    >install acs speeding up global warming
    brilliant plan, just deal with it and stop being a pussy.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Normies trying to make warm weather sound like its the end of the world. Kek.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's 40ºC for months on end in Uruguay. Nobody dies.
    It seems it'll be government cope for vaxxy death.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Australia here laughing at poms yet again.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >40 c
    >deadly
    LMAO
    It gets up to 45 here regularly in australia
    Fucking weak little gays back home

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: Americans not understanding the concepts of humidity and infrastructure

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol get fucked teamorons, can't even take a lil heat

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let it burn. Hate the uk

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